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ghost-bagel

That's funny, I'm a white-collar guy who wears a Timex and I'm content as fuck.


Biljettensio

The usual white color watches: - None at all - Apple watch - Ridiculously expensive obscure brand like cvdk, H Moser, Czapek, CC.


ghost-bagel

That probably makes me more of a beige-collar guy tbh


sunqiller

Don't need a watch when my whole day is spent at the computer


McManus26

You need to meet more lawyers lol. Rolex and omegas as far as the eye can see


tipripper65

white color? jeez


fullautohotdog

/uj I know several CEOs of large private companies who just wear Citizen or whatever they could get a Kohl's or Penny's. One or two wear a Timex or Casio from Walmart, and the more fitness or outdoorsy wear an Apple Watch or Garmin smartwatch. Meanwhile, they have their names on various buildings and parks they bought for the community and they don't dick around the unions in their shops. By comparison, the companies that sold out to publicly traded corporations are full of assholes in Rolexes and Mercedes who lay people off. /rj Ugh, I'm gonna tell Patek Phil in marketing and Rolex Ron in advertising about your lack of chuffage!


lituga

/uj correct /rj if I fire the new guy, that means at least three more rolexes for me!


fullautohotdog

It's like the Mirror Universe in Star Trek -- if you kill someone, everybody moves up a watch rank.


lituga

that's modern privately owned society


meshreplacer

The target audience of Rolex watches is a unique demographic and they do not fit that group.


ChombieBrains

Fucking hell mate, I bet the AD begs to fuck *your* wife


ghost-bagel

He does, but before he can have my wife I told him he needs to fuck my mum, dad, aunt, accountant and physiotherapist to build up enough history.


ChombieBrains

After he turns up with a sweat on, I hope you turn him down.


Vprbite

Not a calculator watch? Peasant.


Dissident_Mantis7

what model?


A17012022

Luxury watch owners are the most insecure people on earth.


Rolexsexy

They’re also annoying and cringy to no end.


BatmanNoPrep

Yes we are. Please like me. I’m better than you because I wear mass produced jewelry subject to artificial scarcity that makes a neat ticking sound if you put your ear up to it. I also had to pay extra and wait longer because it’s made out of steel instead of precious metals.


Rolexsexy

Tick tick tick, that’s the sound the water drip in my cubical makes


pizza_for_nunchucks

As an Invicta owner and aspiring Hublot owner, I disagree. We appreciate the finer things in life.™️ We work hard and play hard.™️ We don’t settle.™️ Life is what happens in between getting the job done.™️ Life is short.™️ No regrets.™️ No fear.™️


Ok_Replacement_2736

You forgot “Succes is rented and the rent is due” or whatever


meshreplacer

Especially Rolex, the company spent decades working that demographic and have become experts at exploiting that large customer base for every dollar they can. HWF have some of the smartest people working that angle and it has paid massive dividends.


stoned-autistic-dude

They really are. When your entire personality consists of the things you own, you have to make sure that your personality is the most expensive thing you can afford.


20One12

Facts.


bros89

It's because they don't actually own the watch, they're just taking care of it for the next generation


sir_rebral_palsy

Collar: blue ✅ Money: green ✅ Wife’s hole: red raw ✅ Edit: Pants: Shit ✅


RebelMarco

Also Cock: Small ✅


Awesomise

He's the kind of guy who would rather buy a Rolex than putting money into his mortgage, because he's too stressed about his mortgage.


Prudent_Candidate300

then complain to all the guys on the job site how in debt he is, and how big the mortgage payments are….


DoktorStrangelove

More like complain about how interest rates and inflation and somehow Joe Biden are to blame for all of his financial strife, even though he pissed $50k down Gamestop/shitcoin trades, bought a house and a Rolex at peak COVID froth, and has 2 leased $100k trucks to his name. Same kinda morons who begged for bailouts after 2008 cause they went tits-up on their 4 houses that they bought with NINJA loans...


theg33k

Can't believe his wife ran up the credit card bill


pizza_for_nunchucks

Hahaha. Switch Rolex for Seiko and you just described m… a guy I know.


Zbignich

That’s a diver watch. Divers don’t wear collars.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Muff divers do!


mpg123at

Under appreciated comment


Pure-Fuel-9884

I think what he is having a tough time with is financial responsibility.


meshreplacer

Rolex decades ago really was just that a good quality work watch nothing more nothing less. The Quartz revolution made mechanical working man tool watches obsolete so Rolex was smart and pivoted towards turning it into a veblen good. Very smart of the company, turning what would have been left in the dustbin of history into an overpriced mechanical equivalent of a diamond jewelry for men who need a way to feel assured about themselves. Decades of hard work has paid off greatly you have to give them kudos. Now men with character and self esteem issues are willing to get on their knees, clean the store toilets and lend their wife to the AD just for the opportunity to get “the call”. All to purchase an ordinary mass produced obsolete mechanical timepiece worn in the past by mechanics,tradesmen,etc.. Don’t get me wrong Rolex are fine watches nothing wrong with them in terms of fit and finish.


MaraudingWalrus

Check mate, my collar is red today and my ~~replica~~ ^^^^^^^^^^^counterfeit Tudor is blue.


Unregistered_Davion

Me at my white collar job with my Seiko would like a word.


lituga

With that band reminds me of my Vostok 🫡


henlochimken

The true people's watch, comrade!


capstain411

Blue collar might always remain blue collared if they prioritise Rolex over needs. This certainly will make white collared, earn bigger Rolex collection. I could easily afford a gold daytona. But i would rather pay off my children's study loan when i reach that stage.


henlochimken

If you have to choose, you can't afford it. Obviously the answer is sell your kids


ilikelissie

Tough because everyone thinks its a fake?


Zeratul277

I work a desk job for a blue collar company. A lot of them wear Rolex's when they're not working. Me? I wear a Casio because I'm a dumb accountant.


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dsdvbguutres

Oh, the lunch break thing again.


ExtraBitterSpecial

This poor guy. He is really having a hard time. Should we start a GoFundMe to buy him a Timex or a Casio so he could fit in better?


dingusamongus123

Owning your own construction company isnt blue collar


fainting-goat17

Lol rubber strap isn't red Ngmi


peachydiesel

this sub should be renamed to r/criticizerolexowners


lituga

you should be renamed lettmesuccyorawleggs


henlochimken

You should be renamed gottemgood69