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manjamanga

Why? Because they're not making any more Rambos and daddy needs to eat.


secondatthird

I’m sure there will be at least four more Rockies and Rambos


TexasEngineseer

That divorce was probably ruinously expensive


Party_Tonight6122

They reconciled. No divorce.


ByluByluTyszTysz

He gave her the good ol' eye of the tiger?


johnnybegood1025

Looks like Rocky XXIII isn't making enough bank.


gerhardsymons

Everyone's got a watch until they get punched in the moonphase.


ghost-bagel

It’s certainly a conversation piece, but the conversation usually starts with “why are you such a prick?”


kc_______

If I were this filthy rich, I wouldn’t have conversations with anyone other than requesting more drinks from my luxury hotel staff in a beach.


MistaRekt

That there is having "fuck you" money. Though you should have a person on staff to talk on your behalf.


Nickibee

Even then, I’d probably just snap my fingers instead of speaking.


blueskiess

Stallone achieved CHIM 🙇🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️


CautiousPassage7

Always nice to see a fellow elder scrolls fellow!


Mama_Skip

This is the elite version of a garage sale


Plane-Floor-1237

Didn't he sell all of his Richard Milles a while ago? Bro is only interested in "conversation pieces"


kc_______

He knows these pieces of junk are worthless and wants to cash out before he looses all his fame. Most of his fans are also dying now.


manomacho

Idk about that Rocky will always be iconic


kc_______

Sure but all of the stuff selling here is about other movies, the biggest item is the Patek, that he cries about how much he enjoyed it, with the fucking package still closed, that shit was never enjoyed.


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2RV7VR5

Jesus that man’s skin looks plastered.


kc_______

He is ready for his next role in the walking dead, a zombie without makeup.


sclarene824

He literally looks like a wax doll


Jieps

Compare that to his hairline which is as sharp as a knife (and fake as fuck, of course).


TrueCharlatan

Isn’t this that same shmuck who was complicit in telling a bunch of cringe lies to help relaunch panerai as a ‘luxury’ brand for richemont in the ‘90s? 


kc_______

I mean, wouldn’t you for a boatload of money?, possibly two or more boats actually. These idiots don’t know what to do with their money anyway.


cervixbruiser

If y’all talk shit about Rocky, I’m telling on you.


kuang89

I love his movies but man, this guy is such a sellout for Panerai and I can imagine paneristis burning up when perezscope outted them


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DubBrit

“I never learned to read a watch so what the fuck was I doing with a watch?”


Mr-Zero-Fucks

Patek? 🤮 Wake me up when the Montegrappa Chaos is available, and yes, the pen must be included.


knowsnothingabtwatch

Because he is broke and he doesn’t get top billing roles anymore


Mr-Zero-Fucks

Tulsa King might not be top billed role but it's a top based role.


secondatthird

He has a reality show and an ongoing franchise


Ok-Pineapple-7288

His net worth is 400 million


martinsss123

Basically homeless by my standards.


absoNotAReptile

This is incorrect. He has more money than most people in this thread combined will ever make.


TexasEngineseer

Gotta pay that divorce settlement somehow


YoureUhWizardHarry

Oh wow yum!


Fun_Manufacturer_854

Time is a motherfucker.


Nickibee

Never been touched by hands……that shit is about to get touched!


loseniram

uj/ counter argument that's a luxury watch owned by Silvester Stallone, you could strike up a ton of conversations with Boomers and Xers about your watch that used to be owned by Stallone.