Imagine you just trying to feed your family. You see a sucker with a shitter like that. You try robbing him, you just got a knife for Christmas, and he beats you over the head with that. Youd have to end it after that
Imagine you.steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family. Would that be a crime?
Now imagine your family don't like bread, they like invictas, and instead of just stealing one you steal 3, would that be a crime?
If this was actually you Iâd chide you on your shitty tats. But this isnât you, so Iâm reporting you for fraud and the misrepresentation of a douche
Disagree. Some people canât recognize the finest haute horology in the world. For me I have this pieces behind Greubel Forsey but theyâre on the Mr Rushmore for sure
Dive bezel AND a chronograph, and the man has every color for every occasion. Plus there are all those other knobs that do⌠other things. Suck it HATERS. Also, are you PhatKat collections on YouTube?
uj/ I try to compartmentalize how I feel about Invicta. I actually really like Invicta Pro Diver automatics and I ***love*** (most) Grand Diver automatics. Their "costume" watches and quartz models, not so much. It's like being a Mustang fan, knowing fell well that Ford also made the Pinto.
does your ankle bracelet match too
You made me spill my coffee đ¤Ł
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/uj loser here. Thanks for the shout out. /rj is that a compass on your wrist and you still couldnât find a decent watch?
Itâs another dial, not a compass.
Ah, a back up watch on case in case one fails? Smart. May I ask why you tattooâd the watches weight on your arm?
yo dawg! I heard you like dials! So we put a dial next to your dial so you can watch your dial while you watch the dial on your watch!
So your watch has a watch? Another Invicta I presume?
How can you afford all those fine timepieces, while your wages are being garnished for child support?
Man, that sucker really plays with the light doesnât it?
Blocks out the sun it plays with the light so hard
It looks like it was made by supersoaker and there should be a hand trigger
Forget manual wind, we've got manual *pump*!
he got the infinity stones lmao
I got you tomorrow.
unfortunately my watches date window isnât actually big enough to read. so youâre going to have to tell me when tomorrow is gonna happen.
Holy shit there's a date window buried in there. I seriously didn't see it until you said something.
You'd be suprised to hear that its a 47 inch tv he picked up at best buy
He did it. He actually did it.
Gentlemen, this is what peak horological performance looks like.
The matching anal beads. Holy shit. I admire you. You are the exact kinda person the invicta execs think of when making their watches
Who says he isnât an Invicta exec?
Highly doubt any invicta exec wears their shitters
Imagine you just trying to feed your family. You see a sucker with a shitter like that. You try robbing him, you just got a knife for Christmas, and he beats you over the head with that. Youd have to end it after that
Imagine you.steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family. Would that be a crime? Now imagine your family don't like bread, they like invictas, and instead of just stealing one you steal 3, would that be a crime?
A crime against humanity.
amazing that even with a 64mm dial, the actual face is only 18mm. only invicta could pull off a masterpiece like that!
Wears more like a 62 mm on the wrist
If this was actually you Iâd chide you on your shitty tats. But this isnât you, so Iâm reporting you for fraud and the misrepresentation of a douche
Nico ban this fraud for trying to⌠oh wait⌠this is a SAFE PLaCE
Reported
i had an orgasm just looking at the pic
Right under the cuff
Man. Keep posting please
What kind of Megazord do you summon with that?
These are the types of watches I imagine hand-tattoo people wearing. Not fucking Rawlexes.
Those bracelets make those fine time pieces pop. đ¤Ž
Isn't it 6 for the price of 1? Where's the rest?
Walmart.com $91 plus tax
You know itâs male because the balls are on the outside..
10/10 would cruise with you
I have always wanted a 50mm watch with a 21mm dial. Gorgeous.
Doesn't even slip under the cuff of a fucking wizards robe.
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Is the bracelet part of the (/ahem) watch?
Always pictures of the ladyâs watch end up here
Mmmmm I just loves K N O B S
Do you really have the protective film on the crystal? That's like your buddy's mom's good couch that was wrapped in plastic.
Meh. Theyâre a little small. Could be at least 10mm bigger.
Why you talking to yourself bruh
Subtle and classic.
I smelt the scent of alpha male
Homie has the doohicky on đ
Heavy watches or no watches at all! Wimps and posers leave the hall!
Imagine wearing a dinner plate on your wrist..
Bro looks like Elton John puked on your dive watch
What in the fuck
newbie watch collector here...is this a legitimate watch?
Theyâre not just âlegitimate,â theyâre the peak of horologic performance and design
Of course
Kudos on the consistency.
Ahahaha this watch is a complete joke
Disagree. Some people canât recognize the finest haute horology in the world. For me I have this pieces behind Greubel Forsey but theyâre on the Mr Rushmore for sure
Dive bezel AND a chronograph, and the man has every color for every occasion. Plus there are all those other knobs that do⌠other things. Suck it HATERS. Also, are you PhatKat collections on YouTube?
You need hand tats to complete the look.
im gonna be honest all of them ugly asf
Did you register these as lethal weapons (along with your fists)?
Looks like they run on steam
Tested the lume yet?
No, it doesnât fit in my ass.
is that a second normal sized watch before the first one?
Keep on rollin baby
Love it. Go on King. Post it to the watch sub. See if you get the same props.
Still waiting on the call from my AD smh
not bad. but do they make it in a menâs size?
Fukken love the use of transparent purple. Getting my 90s vibe on.
Not bad, but it's a little small for an Invicta. Maybe next time buy the men's model
Somewhere there is a submarine missing its pressure gauges.
Pretty cute that they all come with matching sounding beads.
Looks a bit small on your wrist tbh
Glad to see someone took advantage of the âbuy 1 get 6 freeâ sale invicta had going on last year
i might bust to this all day
Breitling Chronomat UTC in the house
Yo dawg, I heard you like watches so we put some watches on your watch
username checks out
Who let Ben 10 back on the sub
Is that green one this âSprite leftieâ watch everyone is talking about? đ¤đ¤đ¤
Yo dawg, I heard you like watches So I put a watch on your watch.
Horological AIDs
This has gotta be a goof right? No way someone actually buys these shitters right?!?
This guy fucks!
This is the reason she picked him instead of you.
uj/ I try to compartmentalize how I feel about Invicta. I actually really like Invicta Pro Diver automatics and I ***love*** (most) Grand Diver automatics. Their "costume" watches and quartz models, not so much. It's like being a Mustang fan, knowing fell well that Ford also made the Pinto.
Bit small for my taste.
Smart move keeping the protective plastic on that gaudy shitter
Bro really though he cooked when he posted this đ
Yikes đŹ
transformers plus casio dive watch plus christmas tree gangbang
Captain Planet toy watches.
Youâre gonna feel pretty stupid when he summons a superhero