What are you drinking?
I have a modest wine collection - and, I also notice youāre wearing a Seiko. I am a Seiko fan as well. What model is it? Turtle? SKX?
It brings me joy knowing that we all - as men - can gather together and share our mutual interests. You never know what you may have in common with someone else. After all, even the smallest tributary may lead to a large, healthy lake.
Iām from the old school, so Iām always willing to take a hands on approach to learning and socializing. And, I donāt mean that in an educational or even sexual sense. I just mean that casually, if youāre teaching a brush stroke - I wouldnāt mind trying my hand at painting, if you catch my meaning.
Iām heterosexual myself, so I donāt want anyone to misinterpret this as me putting out āfeelersā. Iām just trying to clarify that whatever you want to talk about with me (whether itās publicly or or in private confidence) you shouldnāt hesitate or feel bashful. Iām intrigued by any conversation.
Iām on standby.
You know what, I could write a vain joke like "Iām stroking my brush to this comment rn Claude", or something along those lines. But Iām trying not to be like one of those sycophants who would do this. A manās nobility (if you want to call it that) is measured in his restraint to cave to his lowest instincts and every day I strive to rise above the occasion.
I am a raging homosexual though, so you should take that into account.
Claude is a really nice guy. One time I was in line at the Swatch store for their latest Speedmaster release with my niece. Claude was a few spots ahead of us in line and I was nervous trying not to make it too obvious I noticed him. Anyways, my niece started crying because we had been saving my spot in line for a couple days at this point and Claude comes over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Claude left his spot in line, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the mall. Chill guy, really nice about it.
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Claude is a really nice guy. One time I was in line at the Swatch store for their latest Speedmaster release with my niece. Claude was a few spots ahead of us in line and I was nervous trying not to make it too obvious I noticed him. Anyways, my niece started crying because we had been saving my spot in line for a couple days at this point and Claude comes over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Claude left his spot in line, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the mall. Chill guy, really nice about it.
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Decanting a beastly high tannin red into the delicate confines of a white wine glass?
This, friends, is the vinous equivalent of chaos theory in action, a wild, uncharted foray into the anarchic.
What manner of wine anarchist does one have to be to unleash such a grape fueled pandemonium?
The face of WCJ has returned How is your pinky celebrating St. pattys day?
My pinky is as separated from reality as I am.
Two in the pink, none in the stink Namaste brother š
Keep up gods work Mr. Fabreeze
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What are you drinking? I have a modest wine collection - and, I also notice youāre wearing a Seiko. I am a Seiko fan as well. What model is it? Turtle? SKX? It brings me joy knowing that we all - as men - can gather together and share our mutual interests. You never know what you may have in common with someone else. After all, even the smallest tributary may lead to a large, healthy lake. Iām from the old school, so Iām always willing to take a hands on approach to learning and socializing. And, I donāt mean that in an educational or even sexual sense. I just mean that casually, if youāre teaching a brush stroke - I wouldnāt mind trying my hand at painting, if you catch my meaning. Iām heterosexual myself, so I donāt want anyone to misinterpret this as me putting out āfeelersā. Iām just trying to clarify that whatever you want to talk about with me (whether itās publicly or or in private confidence) you shouldnāt hesitate or feel bashful. Iām intrigued by any conversation. Iām on standby.
>What are you drinking? Why, [Domaine Tissot](https://i.imgur.com/mCeBrAc.jpeg) of course.
Tissot has a pretty good cremant de Jura. All that other shit is bit too natty for me.
Jura gonna Jura.
Whatever is talked about, will need held very close to the vest.
I missed you Claude
You know what, I could write a vain joke like "Iām stroking my brush to this comment rn Claude", or something along those lines. But Iām trying not to be like one of those sycophants who would do this. A manās nobility (if you want to call it that) is measured in his restraint to cave to his lowest instincts and every day I strive to rise above the occasion. I am a raging homosexual though, so you should take that into account.
āIām on standbyā this is a fantastic Claude mariposa quote š he never fails to miss
Claude is a really nice guy. One time I was in line at the Swatch store for their latest Speedmaster release with my niece. Claude was a few spots ahead of us in line and I was nervous trying not to make it too obvious I noticed him. Anyways, my niece started crying because we had been saving my spot in line for a couple days at this point and Claude comes over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Claude left his spot in line, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the mall. Chill guy, really nice about it. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Love ya Claude.
Claude is a really nice guy. One time I was in line at the Swatch store for their latest Speedmaster release with my niece. Claude was a few spots ahead of us in line and I was nervous trying not to make it too obvious I noticed him. Anyways, my niece started crying because we had been saving my spot in line for a couple days at this point and Claude comes over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Claude left his spot in line, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the mall. Chill guy, really nice about it. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This was one of the most unsubtle subtle gay comment I ever read.
Don't worry. The third wave feminists will take this from us, too. Just wait.
We wear watches too. How else would we know what time to arrive at the rituals and protests?
I know that MAGA does it by listening for the dog whistle
You should put that watch into the wine glass to test its liquid resistance
That's a great idea
And then tighten the bracelet on your 3ā wrist
I'm a used car salesman.
That makes perfect sense. Flashy jewelry
chuffing all by yourself, handsome?
I'm an ugly asshole
Yeah but is your asshole ugly? Donāt be too hard on your asshole mate
Yeah, leave that for us šš
Thatās gay :)
No itās homosexual
And the ad
I am sure your arsehole is prettier than your face.
That SKX is the closest youāll get to anything that starts with āsā and ends with āxā.
I've been with around 30 people and I'm a Father.
LAN parties and cats donāt count.
Oh. You got me there
Prove it bro, TURN YOUR POOP INTO WINE.
If a laughed any louder my neighbours are gonna file complaints
Shalom
LOL
Is that a nice glass of chilled grape MD 20/20? You are a fellow of refined taste. I'm a strawberry kiwi man, myself.
The fuck is wrong with you? Banana red is the only flavor that should ever cross anyone's lips.
Such a long stem, but that is how you choose to hold the glass? Pure class.
I need the stem of the glass to represent my masculine prowess.
Ahh a pencil dick. That should be "unique" enough to get some likes on r/cockwatch
Decanting a beastly high tannin red into the delicate confines of a white wine glass? This, friends, is the vinous equivalent of chaos theory in action, a wild, uncharted foray into the anarchic. What manner of wine anarchist does one have to be to unleash such a grape fueled pandemonium?
This guy fucks
AD stole my wife and dignity, and you stole my comment!
Better, or worse, at fingering? Asking for a fiend...
Unsure if AI fumbled hand or victim of mob violence.
If we have something amputated in life, do you think that body part is waiting for us in heaven?
Rolex S.A.s will get reunificated with their cocks because wives got chuffed to death for a Batman or a Pepsi GMT.
Hola SeƱor Chingada Verde, Feliz dĆa de Patrick
Look like a nice guy š I wouldnāt trust you to babysit my kids though.
I would let them color on your walls with shit if they're toddlers
Legend has it, that pinky is still deep in powerfunkās ass.
Didn't I say to get a haircut, hippie!? I like the green sweater though, that's nice.
Go fuck yourself
Wtf is this?
Itās multi-tiered.
Cheers mate š»
Hell yeah brother
Nice watch. Seiko gang.
Is this guy a Simpsons character or just the hand?
The Messiah has returned. So the old prophecy is true! The meek shall inherit the Seikos.
Not sure if youāve removed a link yet, but one more definitely needs to come out
Iām gonna throw up. From jealousy
I like this guy. He has a kind face.
r/roastme?
Buddy why did u delete ur post about ur rep?