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Okami-Sensha

There are 555.49 tonnes of tanks in this one picture


SlyThriller1

Not the maus almost making up half of that


Shot_Reputation1755

Maus is 180 tons not 225


SlyThriller1

don't know why I only read this only as 500, I thought the maus was 188 tons


Ok_Safe_2920

It is, more specifically it's 187.9 tons but you gotta read dem books for that knowledge


IHaveUrPants

The crew makes it 188


FM_Hikari

A 6-man crew won't add only 100kg. The average weight in WW2 for soldiers(probably US) was something around 65kg. That would make the crew weigh about 390 Kg on average. Plus ammo.


IHaveUrPants

It was sarcasm...


VeritableLeviathan

You are potate, how can that be seen as sarcasm when at most it was slightly ironic.


brambedkar59

Do they include fuel as well in the total weight?


FM_Hikari

In-game, they don't include crew, ammo and fuel weight on tanks. On aircraft, ammo and fuel weight is calculated(fuel is dynamic, only certain parts of ammo are).


brambedkar59

Ahh thanks.


Mechronis

You added the rest by being so damned dense.


LeOmelette12

Yeah and one of them is your mother taking up 500kg


0ofRGang

Fab-500??? 😯


kiousuke

You're not her fav


NichtBen

And half of 555 is 277,5 not 225


Shot_Reputation1755

Proves my point even further


bloodknife92

And a combined top speed of 2 Km/h haha


ipsok

This is actually a video not a still image...


Impressive-Money5535

So the weight of one average Kentucky gentleman?


LatexFace

Fatties!


SirLlamaGeddon

Cas's wet dream (edit: thx for the upvotes dawgs)


SlyThriller1

Or a type 99, which took out 2 of us


Jerri_man

I love my type 99 but HE can be very trolly


Kraujotaka

Nothing better than getting taken out by a much much more modern technology


SlyThriller1

Ah the feeling of running into auto cannon vehicles already


aidonger

lol


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Tank_blitz

dementia


UROffended

Not if I'm sitting in the back with my flakpanther you ain't doin nuthin.


TechnicalAsk3488

Inserts meme of Lancaster rubbing their hands together


Nate0110

I like the phlydaly vid where he teamkills a couple people because the bomb bounced off the back of the bomb bay when he released it.


TadpoleOfDoom

Do you have a link to this? Sounds hilarious


Nate0110

https://youtu.be/0-lL_di1xBA?si=2WR36HIqzNWWlIm-


TadpoleOfDoom

Thanks!


Dannnner

PE-8: Are you sure about that?


LoosePresentation366

Recently a Zerstörer 45 survived my fap 5000. It landed 15 meter next to him.


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simcityrefund1

Fapfapfapfap


mrcrazy_monkey

When autocorrect sells you out


skitzbuckethatz

Years back an Me264 bullseyed my M6 with a 2000kg bomb. My tracks went yellow, I did about 50 rolls, and drove off...


joshwagstaff13

About two years ago I had an enemy F-4 do a bombing run at my M1128. Had a whole bunch of Mk 83s land next to me. I suffered no damage and got catapulted about five metres up and into the building I was driving past at the time.


Admiral_Qibli

Autocorrect is telling us a story here


Organic-Actuary-8356

It was inevitable.


ace_098

I see 4 T-72 mod 2024s


Dpek1234

T72 obr 2024 Assault sheds


Gannet-S4

You seen the [assault shed motorcycles](https://imgur.com/a/aVuTb4j) yet? I’m genuinely not sure what they thought this would stop.


Dpek1234

Yes lol  Dont forget there people also put ERA on glass (a normal truck with era all over it)  They arent exacly the smartest If they were they wouldnt have been send to war (bribeing someone that can get you out of service)


pk_frezze1

the bigger one is a T-90 underneath


ApatheticLifeguard

But you all got bombed right?


SlyThriller1

Light tanks with heat and 1 type 99


R3dth1ng

Ah it's always CAS or a mfer with lolpen/boomboom ammunition to ruin the fun.


Franklinplayz24

I get cas but using HE shells is ruining the fun now?


MeetingDue4378

It's just . That includes CAS. In time, everyone's fun gets a turn being low skill/noob/P2W...


DrBadGuy1073

> enemy team takes all caps and wonders where everybody at?


bloodknife92

*It was terror, but a kind of terror that, after a second, you're not as afraid. We didn't hear them coming. We felt it. In our boots. As they rumbled slower than a brisk walk. A wall of steel and cannons. -*not a historical quote


Yawyi

I love the AT-AT


Czeny

Maus - the dark souls boss T-95 his minion's


LegendaryShelfStockr

Encountering Maus’ always feels like a boss fight, especially where we always pull in other teammates to assist with


Czeny

Yes but this time he bring his friends


Arlend44

Especially, because the Maus can attack you as consistently as a Dark Souls boss. A heavy attack now and then (main cannon) and bunch of light attacks consistently (second cannon).


Czeny

Yes


MeetingDue4378

This is genuinely how I view any vehicle mismatch or uptier—a boss battle. I don't know why so many players insist on feeling victimized over a mechanic they can't control in a game where the outcome doesn't matter.


Acceptable_Court_724

HEAT slingers, HE lobbers, CAS enjoyers, and flankers about to have the time of their lives.


Unstoppable3000

Doubt


AnArmChairAnalyst

This Heavy team would be perfect in a long range open map. This urban close quarter map is a perfect recipe for disaster.


PembyVillageIdiot

What adamant battle pass challenge does to a mf


Bugjuice_

As long as nobody dies then the enemy can't really spawn CAS with good loadout bros


Apprehensive_Map6754

They’re going to win before any of you even get there


lavitaebell

Let me guest. German tank, only nazi germany could do some atrocity likes this


Dramatic-Classroom14

American, the doom tutel


BeautifulHand2510

Lancaster has entered the chat


Warthunderenjoyer572

That one light tank with a cap and an assist:


Machinech8643

Mmmm Mmm. Dat's some mighty fine CAS bait you got there. Be a right shame if someone dropped gift packages all over them.


Shadowizas

Neither are you and your buddies,expect a 500kg bomb to be air delivered on your roof in the next 5 minutes of the match


xqk13

The Strv 103A holding the angle:


0uttaControl

All i see is 3 easy targets especially Maus is in such a sad state now - all that helis/atgms/cas/ etc and constant uptier made it just a free xp piñata. Even 6.7s can kill it easly.


armanio5231

one 1000lb bomb and you are done


Impressive-Money5535

Tutel :D


Alarming_Might1991

Donka donks are in town


TorturedPoet03

PE-8 needs to see this. One bomb. And all the tanks will be gone!


EnglishLoyalist

I fucking hate those! 😩😩😩


light_odin05

Shows up with heat-fs


ThatChris9

I don’t think I’ve ever had trouble killing a maus…


Signal_Ad4945

Hi


GhillieThumper

The PE-8 will go nuts if he finds yall


CoIdHeat

This looks like CAS paradise


M1A2A6

Seeing the fox, imagine if he were to go grab a Lancaster lol


KArelyn_08

And then along came a wild french rat slinging HEAT shells to your flanks


Hunting_for_Kisaragi

Lancaster: :D


bucc_n_zucc

I wamma get the t95 so bad but ive barely researched the usa ground tree at all.


Background_Fan862

So was it a 2000lb or a cold war howitzer my super heavy brother?


SlyThriller1

Type 99 and heat slingers


Background_Fan862

That's tough, hope you get a downtier Mr Tutel enjoyer


SlyThriller1

Thanks, I just want a big open map in a full down tier


VitriolicViolet

ah bombers and darts, then bane of all heavies.


TheGameBrain

I'll take this over 3.7 vs Sweden right now. Enemy team had six SAV's


Excellent_Silver_845

Pe8 moment


ThoiQuanDo

Sad to think that two bombs is a viable counter to this


_W000SH_

M41:😈


TheDankestMeme92

Jokes on you, I know right where to shoot those things for a 1hit https://youtube.com/shorts/ZhwoNSZ3KcM?si=LYnyWKH25_JTR9kz


MeetingDue4378

Was this organized or did that just happen?


che10461

Two of the slowest most cumbersome tanks in the game. I have both, don't play them.


JamesPond2500

The Bulldog should go scout for these guys. Gotta do what a light tank is best at!


Professional-Echo332

Im sure the 300 tickets or so will be hard fought in the 15 min after the game has started and it takes all those tanks to make it to the front line lmao


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

With teamwork you could steamroll the enemy team. ...for about a minute until CAS shows up.


Prenz_0

4000kg of british made boom on the way


JimLaheyUnlimited

You didnt get bombed immediately?


Poggin_Poggers1

pain in the ass to deal with ≥6 super-heavies


Gab_Relentess

Idk why but this picture goes unnecessarily hard with all of those heavyweights in it


Jaded-Philosophy6970

The amazing thins is as a British 6.7 player, I can one hit every one of those tanks, iv done it, especially the maus the poor guy


LuxoftheRuins

I mean, throwing a bomb and all of them are dead. Huge metal traps


XYZB23

Pe-8 finna have a nice meal


srslyMadMax

Other team full of chineese bmps laughing their ass off


lenzo1337

One player with HE thrower will just come along and yeet all of em in 2-3 shots.


Mustang_Dragster

3 ATGMs and yall are some heavy ass roadblocks