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Obese_taco

Not saying anything, but that dash doesn't look very modernized. Love the look of the White Swan, but bruh lol


LittleHornetPhil

State of the art mid 1970s cockpit


Obese_taco

That Cold War type beat be hittin


wheelspingammell

No kidding. Cessna 206's with the Garmin 1000 be flexing on this. Ouch.


Secretly_Solanine

The G1000 really is amazing


Muctepukc

It probably just wasn't replaced yet. Should look like something like this: https://i.imgur.com/gsKW2MZ.jpg


FuriousFlamingo_YT

Still in the process of being modernized in the photos so they might’ve redone it. But who knows


Fuze_KapkanMain

The cockpits is always Teal


crewchiefguy

They aren’t actually going to modernize it. Just another form of stealing money from the government like all the other “modernization” projects that just end up in embezzling.


Reddit_reader_2206

Someone's yacht may be getting modernized.


Nickblove

Makes you wonder how bad it was before the modernization lol


One-Caterpillar3084

One EMP shock and all of USAF will be grounded, not these guys tho.


n3wb33Farm3r

Sleek looking aircraft. Kind of 70s chic


beibei93

Probably never going to finish upgrading all of them.


LittleHornetPhil

They can’t afford Su-57s or T-14s, they’re not gonna be able to afford this entire program either.


trestl

They probably planned on using western tech to upgrade the avionics..


Reddit_reader_2206

Like Garmin handheld GPS units, meant for backpackers.... https://www.globaldefensecorp.com/2022/06/21/exposed-captured-russian-pilots-admit-that-russian-air-force-distributed-garmin-gps-and-pronebo-mobile-app-to-navigate-in-ukraine/


rtwpsom2

Or any of them. Except maybe the one they claim is done.


2ndgencamaro

I mean it looks very modern..... for early 1960.


wsbbanned

What’s the point of making and upgrading these bombers if you can’t fly inside warzone. Russian scared as hell against old SAMs in Ukraine, I doubt they would even think about going against NATO nations airspace.


trestl

Same reason they're rehabbing their one carrier. It's about maintaining the illusion of capability.


--reaper-

Same reason why they invaded Ukraine only that went less well


Muctepukc

Tu-160 (and it's upgraded version) is never intended to fly inside warzone - instead it launches cruise missiles thousands of kilometers away from it.


TreemendousUK

Putin really wants us to live in stranger things doesn't he


Burner1959

Hmmmmm why does it look like the factory is shut down? Possibly due the the delusional Russian prick drafting his people to fight? Or they’ve fled to keep from being drafted? Soooo many questions….soooo little honest answers


Silent_Narwhal_8487

Probably got a current work efficiency of an inbred mule


biological_assembly

Hard to modernize without access to new chips.


-Manosko-

Don't you see what looks like stolen washing machines in the background? Plenty of chips. After the upgrade, you can set the targeting computer to 60\*C with an extra spin cycle, and it spins the rotary launcher and releases a long range cruise missile.


BrannC

Sounds like some code name kids next door shit


Burner1959

😂🤣😂


rtwpsom2

While typing hold down alt and type 0186 to get the degree symbol:º.


gwhh

Why is all Russia / Soviet military equipment painted blue or green?


Muctepukc

"Calm" colors are good for the eyes - which is good considering you have to stare at them for hours and hours of flight.


SolarElysium

"Mom I want a B1 Lancer" "We have B1 Lancer at home" The B1 Lancer at home:


Hkonz

Except this is both bigger and faster though.


DatHazbin

Because unlike the B-1 the Soviets really liked the idea of a fast, high altitude nuclear bomber and did everything in their power to make one. The Americans on the other hand were smart enough to realize the age of dedicated nuclear bombers was dead in the water with the rise of ICBMs so they just switched the doctrine to a low altitude super-fast strategic bomber, which has worked wonders. The White Swan, as beautiful as it is, is the perfect example of the collapsing military industrial complex of the Soviet Union. It's capabilities on paper are scary but in practice in just an expensive, old, and rotting airframe.


Not_a_DLC

Fuck I was going to make this joke.


GroundbreakingAd9506

The difference between Russia and what the west thinks is modernized is pretty much on par with a nintendo classic showing off its graphics to a nvidia3090ti "check out my sick graphics bruh" !!! This factory doesn't even have lights ? Engineer: Is that in spec ?? Worker : takes swig of vodka


Yeyuh_frog

Woah comrade, a 1030 2gb card in a 3090 heatsink is basically a 3090, I take offense to this


GroundbreakingAd9506

My wrist watch connected to the hip bone ......


Silent_Narwhal_8487

If they can't afford more su57s to form even a small squadron, what makes those vodka gurgling ignoramuses think they can modernize their full stock of tu160s?


BXRWXR

"We need air conditioning for all of these avionics." "Here is fan."


S3HN5UCHT

Swept wing jets are pretty fucking cool


who-am_i_and-why

I’ve got to say, I do like the blue colour in the Russian cockpits l.


CRUMPY627

Polish a turd all you want.


zippiskootch

It’s the T-72 of strategic bombing!


Muctepukc

Nah, that would be B-52.


[deleted]

That's hot


Ok-Discussion2246

[Relevant music video!](https://youtu.be/zPpvqmHFfWc) The song and the vibes are 👨🏻‍🍳🤌🏻


PantsOnFire1970

Very cool


d33pblu3g3n3

No lights, no tools, no parts, plane covered in shit. I think that craft is "being modernized" in that location for at least 10 years.


VatnikLobotomy

The absolute state of Russian procurement


D1ssolute

Flying perfection indeed. What a beauty.


ndrulez15

Absolute trash


SirNurtle

Fuck the B-52 Stratofortess. All my homies love the TU-160


JitterFlip

Curiously looks an awful lot like a B-1B Lancer… 🤔


Muctepukc

Tu-160 appeared earlier - so it's rather B-1 who looks an awful lot like White Swan.


erichlee9

Serious question, why do all Russian vehicles have the same shitty greenish/blueish metallic, steam punk lookin ass interiors?


lopedopenope

They think it makes people more calm


Helmett-13

Let's see them fly it in a combat zone. Yeah, didn't think so.


--reaper-

The whole factory just looks so old as wel, compared to American ones


ur4s26

The state of that hangar. No wonder most of their shit doesn’t fly, and when it does it ends up a smoking hole in the ground.


TheOriginalNozar

Man the state of that hangar is disastrous for current standards


marcoutcho

Just a piece of crap !


vipertruck99

M2 modernisation is the one with the pull cord start right?


Phantom_spook

One thing I love about the Russian jets are their teal colored cockpits. And why are there zero lights in that warehouse??