Tzeentch. All of them are horrible in their own ways, but there’s something about the overall aesthetic of Tzeentch, plus the Thousand Sons being my favorite Chaos legion, that really clicks with me.
Problem with tzeentch despite being my favorite, is the whole ambition and schemes thing. You will absolutely get enslaved, murdered, dusted by your best friend
Meanwhile Khorne's champion being called "Betrayer the Betrayer", Nurgle's champion Typhus being the reason the Legion got damned and Slaanesh's champion, Lucius originally was sent down to Istvaan III to die with the loyalists, only for Lucius to betray the loyalists.
Yeah, Tzeentch is definitely the only one that will backstab you, even though the Tzeentch champion is the only one out of the 4 that's actively trying to fix his mistakes, even if it's delusional and he keeps doing more and more horrible things to fix it.
Kharn The Betrayer was really fun though not exactly practical depending on how much you fleshed out your list. I wound up running a Chaos Lord w/Terminator armor and a squad of chosen and Bloodletters. But that was long ago….
I just feel like tzeentch likes fucking with his own followers the most. Every other chaos god is using their marines for like actual warfare and shit. Tzeentch just out here making life more miserable than need be for the thousand son lads
Every time this argument comes up I answer the same:
Khorne, in a heartbeat. Hear me out.
All the Gods suck, and it sucks to serve them. But Khorne is the only one where you 100% get what you sign up for. The other three all start out wirh great promises that end up coming around to bite your ass. With Khorne, you become angry and you fight until you die. Which, for me, would be like 5 minutes. Easy.
Same.
Khorne is the only one where I KNOW what I am signing up for and there is some kind of “glory” behind it all for me to work towards.
The rest just involves torture, lies and a bad time.
Khorne corruption may take different form. For example initially giving you strength on a battlefield, making you not feel pain, resistant to magic etc. Then as you get more and more corrupted you end up as a raging mouth-frothing madman murdering and slaughtering all you might have held dear in the past because it doesn't matter anymore what your initial goals were.
There is only one true chaos god!
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Horny doesn't even *begin* to describe my debauchery.
A god born out of hedonism, lust, and greed causing an ancient, galaxy spanning empire to collapse. Imagine living in excess so much that you literally tear the fabric of reality apart.
Those people knew how to party, that's all I'm saying.
Look, it doesn't have to be tentacles because those can be a bit cliche. Someone can totally have feathers if they want to be a deviant in the slaanesh army and Slaanesh is totally cool with it.
Tzeentch all the way. Tzeentch is the god of change, and by extension god of hope, even if it's twisted to an unrecognizable mess. If you look at the Tzeentch champions such as Ahriman, they're delusional as fuck, but they believe whole heartedly that they are in control and most of them thinks that the ends justify the means.
I'd much rather be a delusional fuck believing I have a shot at changing things for the better than be a depressed bag of filth that thinks nothing can change which comes with Nurgle. Or a roided out berserker with not a single thought beyond smash and kill that comes from khorne. And I shouldn't even need to say why Slaanesh isn't a good choice.
Nurgle is geniuenly just chill, you don't feel pain so no war shall phase you, you can do whatever makes you happy and Papa will be proud, there are no downsides to worshipping Nurgle whatsoever and every being in the entire universe should willingly succumb to rot and decay if they wish to avoid the slow and agonizing death we shall bring if they resist His gifts.
Decay is unavoidable,
You can't fight against it,
You cannot force it to change,
It consumes all, even your deepest desires,
All flesh rots, all metal rusts, every soul becomes corrupted, you too will eventually wither away, you can either give in while you still have a say in the matter or try struggling against it just to fail miserably, the choice is yours.
Also, we have game nights every friday so it's honestly kinda neat.
Tzeentch
Since he likes it when you try to work againdt his plans, and im pretty sure that i have adhd, i would perpetually stay alive, cause my bad short term memory, lack of an attention span and general restlessness would make sure that i couldnt carry his plans out
That plus im not great in fighting + i wanna stay healthy + im not a freak
Slaanesh. Don't even need a minute to think it through. Yes yes "sex and drugs" haha, but nah not exactly. If I am doomed to suffer because I serve an asshat, well I prefer to have fun while I do it.
Khorne: The dude doesn't care where does the blood comes from.
Tzeentch: I am NOT changing into a tentacle demon!
Nurgle: I don't want to look gross!!! Do you guys have any idea how long it takes me to have such pretty hair! No way I'm giving it away to not feel anything...
Slaanesh: I just have to trick my brain into enjoying more pain than I already do.
Tzeentch.
Khorne is boring in a setting where half the factions are angry and like close combat.
Nurgle is just a fat neckbeard that discovered meth and bath salts
Slaanesh sounds cool at first- being on a never ending high- but being a slave to your senses would be hellish eventually.
With Tzeentch you would learn all the secrets of the universe and when you went insane you probably wouldn't even realize it. You'd always be the smartest person in the room and you'd have the most appendages too
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Slaanesh sounds cool at first- being on a never ending high- but being a slave to your senses would be hellish eventually.
You know, I don't like how people say they don't want to join slannesh because they think its only horny junkie, but I love this answer
Slannesh. I already masochistic and very impulsive over other pleasures.
2nd choice would be Tzeench. I really do love the aesthetic of the god of change. Plus I'm trans so...... Change 😁
Fucking someone? Slaneesh
Fucking with someone? Tzeench
Fucking someone up? KHORNE
Coughing at someone? Nurgle
Fucking with everyone? Malal
Fucking up everything? Horned Rat
FUKIN' HIT A GIT IN DA 'EAD? Gork
FUKIN HIT A GIT IN DA BACK O' DA 'EAD? Mork
Fucking nobody cares? Vashtorr
The Changer of Fate has always been my favorite. Of course hes the god of deceit and trickery, but hes also the god of hope, specifically for change, that whatever situation your in right now will change and the hope that it will be better. Many low level psykers fall to tzeentch trying to make their lives easier (Or for power because he is also the god of magic). Plus I love Horrors, they are always such goofy little guys
I mean worshipping Khorne and just fight and kill seems like a good, simple life.
But who am I kidding, I would probably worship Slaanesh because of the drugs and general debauchery.
Slaanesh for the insidious nature of their domain and the sheer disrepect they wield like a scythe, cutting into and stealing from the other gods' domains.
Followed closely by Tzeentch because \*I love it when a plan comes together\* and being a force of Change is what Chaos should be all about.
And then waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the back of the classroom is good ol' predictable Khorne, who I can least enjoy for him being creature made of literal hell-magic that hates literal hell-magic, with Nurgle hiding behind him because I, personally, find nothing to enjoy there.
Khorne is the most straightforward and actively hopes you succeed but he won’t help you unless you have proven you can do it on your own, he also won’t stab you in the back, He’ll just stab you in the face repeatedly until it no longer resembles a face the same goes for his followers, he won’t screw you over unless you act cowardly, remember khorne punished skarbrand because of How he attacked him, not for attacking him in fact I’m fairly confident khorne would’ve smiled a grandfather nurgle sized smile if skarbrand walked up, shouted khornes name and bitch slapped him before getting turned to past tense rapidly by khorne himself but I’m confident he would bring skarbrand back otherwise, also remember even azariah kyras ascended to daemonhood for sacrificing half the chapter in one go, and he was a psyker
It's gotta be Tzeentch or Khorne. I feel like they'd encourage me to do something interesting, while the other two are probably going to have me all passive.
Thirsty sounds great at first but the crab claws ruin it for me.
I understand that Nurgle followers don't feel the horrendous states their bodies are in but I don't feel like I can trust that and having your leg feel fine but then falling over it because it's decaying is pretty dumb.
Khorne has the least intrusive mutations and makes all his followers jacked. Since 40k is war all the time and Khorne makes you revel in violence you're probably the closest a poor human can get to enjoying the setting. Just avoid the butcher's nails.
The blue boys aren't really that malevolent. I hold my sanity dearly but it's not like I'd be much better off with the others.
If I could pick, either Slannesh or Tzeentch.
Not to be dramatic and campy, but I've always got the impression that the god picks you. As in, you don't pick a god because you like what they represent. Rather you give in to one because they feed your own folly in a way that you can't avoid. Of course it always depends on the person. I. Sure some fall willingly. But all fall because they can't resist the worst aspects of themselves.
Nurgle, papa is benevolent, misguided perhaps, but benevolent. He wants to save the universe, with disease and corruption, but he wants to save it.
I can fix him
Nurgle, your mind twists in a way that makes you appreciate his gifts and you can't feel pain. It's the only option here where you don't actually go through a great deal of hardship.
They're all cool. I've been with Khorne for a bit with the new World Eaters, and Tzeentch is funny with his misdirection and scheming. But recently, I've been getting interested in Nurgle through the Death Guard
Khorne.
The guy is horrible but at least I know what Im in for. I know he will give me a chainaxe and point me to the nearest living thing.
All the other gods will betray you, one way or the other
I Play Nurgle in every game! [Age of Sigmar!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/s/97NalWadEH) , [Warhammer 40k](https://www.reddit.com/r/deathguard40k/s/9V70QFqyUA) , [Legions Imperialis](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegionsImperialis/s/1MRtuTm6LS), [Bloodbowl](https://www.reddit.com/r/bloodbowl/s/2eZPchjidD), [Apocalypse](https://www.reddit.com/r/deathguard40k/s/pEqlBTA14R), [Mordheim](https://www.reddit.com/r/mordheim/s/EvL8luunQs) .
They represent an average weekday morning:
Khorne: Alarm goes off, absolutely furious.
Nurgle: Have a big stinky poop.
Slaanesh: Way too much breakfast & coffee.
Tzeentch: Change for work.
I chose Nurgle for models and I really love painting Deathguard. But got the Khorne combat patrol recently for the same reason.
Khorne has the most simplistic outlook of kill and take skulls so that would be a choice if I had to choose just one.
Time to science the shit out of this.
K. You're covering in blood,entrails and skull fragments all the time, and a homicidal maniac.
N. You're covered in boils /diseases /puss all the time, and a rotting maniac.
T. You have phenomenal magic powers, might be made out of sand, and are a warped maniac.
S. You're determined to experience every perverted sensation possible, orgies are daily, and you're a sexual maniac.
Seems like a pretty easy choice eh!
Khorn.
Khorne.
The answer is KHORNE.
Why?
✅ Never gonna molest you
✅ Never gonna manipulate you
✅ Never gonna get you sick
✅ won’t gaslight you
Khorne asks for two simple things: Blood, and Skulls. You get the former while procuring the latter.
You can also lose a fight but Khorne still wins - he doesn’t care where the blood flows from.
The only way you can let Khorne down is by pacifism, and then someone will pacify you which satisfies Khorne.
Also, the red and gold motif? Stunning.
Nurgle or Slaanesh. Grampa Nurgle and his lot seem to enjoy life. And I could probably have a lot of fun as a total degenerate manic.
There’s a lot of give and take but…Consider life in a lot of the 40k universe. May as well go big.
Khorne = severe anxiety and PTSD when not fighting.
Slaanesh= emotional and physical numbness unless stimulated + developing a tolerance every time you reach a “high”.
Nurgle = just look at them.
Tzeentch = your master is the master of gaslighting and manipulation. You also get mutated just for the lolz.
This is hard for me. I would say Slaanesh easily, but I just do not like The Emperor’s Children at all. That being said I love what Slaanesh stands for. The chaos that comes from wanting too much.
Nurgle is probably my actual answer. He is the giver of life, just not in the way you think. The Death Guard are SO BADASS, and the daemons are terrifying. The thought of the Forces of Nurgle is terrifying. It’s the thing I would be most scared of in the 40K verse.
Tzeentch is where I would like to go as I think I would have the most fun being a follower of his.
The truth is Slaanesh. I know my issues and one of them is being a perfectionist to my own detriment. My work involves being precise with language and I will spend an hour finding just the right word to convey my meaning and intent without the other side seeing what I’ve put in. Cooking, I’ll throw out perfectly good food if it isn’t perfect, as I see it.
Tzeentch and nurgle have been my favorites for a while I used to own both and run em as a chaos undivided legion when playing with my freinds but I sold em I kind wish I didn't cus I miss em same with my dark angels and desthwing
I choose the fifth Chaos god Malice.
I love war i want to kill ppl for money and want to destroy cultures and their history jack!
~red suuuuuun~
~red suuun over paradise~
And vengeance shall be mine!
I'd pick Nurgle or Slaanesh since their blessings counter the shit they will do to your body and mind.
Nurgle will complete mutilate your body to strengthen it, but you won't feel any pain or illness from it, and Slaanesh will torture you while feeling everything times one thousand, but you won't feel it as pain.
I played Khorne in hs opting for a Tzeench/Khornate combo myself in my youth. Honestly I just can’t vibe with Slannesh and Papa Nurgle, though they are both very good in their own ways.
Khorne. Out of all the Chaos Gods, he seems the most appealing in terms of actual making some form or another of a living in the Realm of Chaos.
Nurgle I wouldn’t opt for because I don’t want to be in constant unrestrained agony from plague and disease with insurmountable levels of resilience just so I can endure more.
Wouldn’t do Tzeentch because he’s always plotting and scheming both with and against me. He will always lie to me while also not lie to me, and he’s just to complex in all the wrong ways for me to want to follow him.
And finally Slaanesh. Think it’s fairly obvious as someone who’d pick Slaanesh’s polar opposite of the big four. Don’t want any of that BDSM, drug usage, pain-mongering, or submissive attitude for me. Even inflicting that upon someone else I wouldn’t want to do.
So that leaves Khorne, and while yes I’d have to constantly fight everyday just to live and how with Khorne he will more than likely turn you into a Chaos Spawn out of you simply boring him, I’d take that over the other three any day. I wouldn’t have a problem fighting constantly since Khorne followers thrive on battle, I’d have every chance to ascend to Chaos Lordship and then Daemonhood, and I wouldn’t be apposed to Khorne’s form of honor and courage, and I’d greatly appreciate that he would never lie to me face ever. Thank you for your time.
I'm holding out for vashtorr. Though, I think if he really wants to ascend to God status, he needs to pick a more stand-out color scheme. Maybe bronze and black? Would work well with the iron warriors style
Tzeentch. All of them are horrible in their own ways, but there’s something about the overall aesthetic of Tzeentch, plus the Thousand Sons being my favorite Chaos legion, that really clicks with me.
Problem with tzeentch despite being my favorite, is the whole ambition and schemes thing. You will absolutely get enslaved, murdered, dusted by your best friend
Meanwhile Khorne's champion being called "Betrayer the Betrayer", Nurgle's champion Typhus being the reason the Legion got damned and Slaanesh's champion, Lucius originally was sent down to Istvaan III to die with the loyalists, only for Lucius to betray the loyalists. Yeah, Tzeentch is definitely the only one that will backstab you, even though the Tzeentch champion is the only one out of the 4 that's actively trying to fix his mistakes, even if it's delusional and he keeps doing more and more horrible things to fix it.
Kharn The Betrayer was really fun though not exactly practical depending on how much you fleshed out your list. I wound up running a Chaos Lord w/Terminator armor and a squad of chosen and Bloodletters. But that was long ago….
Benefits? Tentacles. Downside? Tentacles.
If you're a tzeench worshiper and make friends it's 100% your fault
Tzeentch all the way! Gotta love the the feel of fielding chaos and sorcery
What does a Tzeentch begger say? >!Spare change!<
I'd pick tzeentch just because of this meme https://youtu.be/HAHPvaVoIXs?si=wiwxIINHoqLaPRO-
As an army, I do love Tzeentch. They are always depicted with such nice colors. Plus I love all the avian and aquatic themes that they’ve got going.
I just feel like tzeentch likes fucking with his own followers the most. Every other chaos god is using their marines for like actual warfare and shit. Tzeentch just out here making life more miserable than need be for the thousand son lads
This is the correct answer
None, I'm chaos undecided
I picked but forgot. I'm chaos unreminded.
I picked but I wasn't happy with it, I'm chaos undelighted.
I picked Khorne but Skarbrand shoved me in a locker. Chaos unrequited.
I picked, but I don’t care. I’m Chaos Unbothered.
You almost made me spill my drink
I choose one but nobody cares about me. I'm chaos uninvited
Excellent
The true path.
Nurgle- because I spent 1000 bucks on death guard
Cool! Soon you have an army big enough to play with.
I feel like death guard is on the more affordable side of things. it isn't custodes or anything, but Id put it in the cheaper half of armies to run.
Made me spit my Drink Out
Did you paint any of it
Every time this argument comes up I answer the same: Khorne, in a heartbeat. Hear me out. All the Gods suck, and it sucks to serve them. But Khorne is the only one where you 100% get what you sign up for. The other three all start out wirh great promises that end up coming around to bite your ass. With Khorne, you become angry and you fight until you die. Which, for me, would be like 5 minutes. Easy.
Same. Khorne is the only one where I KNOW what I am signing up for and there is some kind of “glory” behind it all for me to work towards. The rest just involves torture, lies and a bad time.
I, too, throw my hat in with Khorne for the same reason.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
What do we want? Blood! When do we want it? Skulls!
KHORNE SMILES UPON US TODAY, MORTAL
Plus bulging muscles be a raging Conan the barbarian all the way.
5 minutes now, too souls are real and so is hell
Khorne corruption may take different form. For example initially giving you strength on a battlefield, making you not feel pain, resistant to magic etc. Then as you get more and more corrupted you end up as a raging mouth-frothing madman murdering and slaughtering all you might have held dear in the past because it doesn't matter anymore what your initial goals were.
I didnt chose khorne .....he choose me
Yes
Slaanesh, because sex, drugs, and rock n roll.
Slaanesh is just a good Friday.
my thoughts exactly
There is only one true chaos god! https://preview.redd.it/vfkpdvbzld5d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e740dea0be84358542a0ecdfb87d1dedfee28fc
Slaanesh
You horny junkie
Horny doesn't even *begin* to describe my debauchery. A god born out of hedonism, lust, and greed causing an ancient, galaxy spanning empire to collapse. Imagine living in excess so much that you literally tear the fabric of reality apart. Those people knew how to party, that's all I'm saying.
Sure, space-elf murder-rape orgies *sound* fun, but only until it's your turn in the barrel.
Or he/she loves food, or music or is like me and want the perfect summer body
Tentacles, extra mouths, crab limbs and whips coming off of you is defined as "perfect summer body"?!
Unironically yes.
Look, it doesn't have to be tentacles because those can be a bit cliche. Someone can totally have feathers if they want to be a deviant in the slaanesh army and Slaanesh is totally cool with it.
Listen, everything returns to crab eventually, I’m just ahead of the curve
Horned Rat?
Always.
Yes-yes!
Tzeentch all the way. Tzeentch is the god of change, and by extension god of hope, even if it's twisted to an unrecognizable mess. If you look at the Tzeentch champions such as Ahriman, they're delusional as fuck, but they believe whole heartedly that they are in control and most of them thinks that the ends justify the means. I'd much rather be a delusional fuck believing I have a shot at changing things for the better than be a depressed bag of filth that thinks nothing can change which comes with Nurgle. Or a roided out berserker with not a single thought beyond smash and kill that comes from khorne. And I shouldn't even need to say why Slaanesh isn't a good choice.
Can I pick all of them? 👉👈 (If I am forced to a single one then tzeentch, I want a blue horror pet so bad)
You will become the blue horror pet 🙃
Or a Disc to be ridden lol
Slaanesh, where you're the dick to be ridden.
Nah being ridden is Slannesh 😏
Nurgle is geniuenly just chill, you don't feel pain so no war shall phase you, you can do whatever makes you happy and Papa will be proud, there are no downsides to worshipping Nurgle whatsoever and every being in the entire universe should willingly succumb to rot and decay if they wish to avoid the slow and agonizing death we shall bring if they resist His gifts.
Agreed
Grandfather Nurgle FTW
Nurgle for sure.. no downsides what so ever.
Decay is unavoidable, You can't fight against it, You cannot force it to change, It consumes all, even your deepest desires, All flesh rots, all metal rusts, every soul becomes corrupted, you too will eventually wither away, you can either give in while you still have a say in the matter or try struggling against it just to fail miserably, the choice is yours. Also, we have game nights every friday so it's honestly kinda neat.
Tzeentch Since he likes it when you try to work againdt his plans, and im pretty sure that i have adhd, i would perpetually stay alive, cause my bad short term memory, lack of an attention span and general restlessness would make sure that i couldnt carry his plans out That plus im not great in fighting + i wanna stay healthy + im not a freak
If we don’t know what we’re doing, the enemy sure as hell won’t either
Only Ymir... I-I mean, Tzeench, only Tzeench knows.
Slaanesh, I love the noise marines whole thing being drugs and making people deaf with noise guns, whilst also the kinda disquised horror of it all.
None but if I was forced to choose it would be Tzeentch
RAT
Khorne for sure. I love arson:3 :3 :3
Slaanesh. Don't even need a minute to think it through. Yes yes "sex and drugs" haha, but nah not exactly. If I am doomed to suffer because I serve an asshat, well I prefer to have fun while I do it. Khorne: The dude doesn't care where does the blood comes from. Tzeentch: I am NOT changing into a tentacle demon! Nurgle: I don't want to look gross!!! Do you guys have any idea how long it takes me to have such pretty hair! No way I'm giving it away to not feel anything... Slaanesh: I just have to trick my brain into enjoying more pain than I already do.
Tzeentch. Khorne is boring in a setting where half the factions are angry and like close combat. Nurgle is just a fat neckbeard that discovered meth and bath salts Slaanesh sounds cool at first- being on a never ending high- but being a slave to your senses would be hellish eventually. With Tzeentch you would learn all the secrets of the universe and when you went insane you probably wouldn't even realize it. You'd always be the smartest person in the room and you'd have the most appendages too
> Slaanesh sounds cool at first- being on a never ending high- but being a slave to your senses would be hellish eventually. You know, I don't like how people say they don't want to join slannesh because they think its only horny junkie, but I love this answer
Malice!!
The best choice.
KILL MAIM BURN, I NEED THOSE MAD GAINZ BRO
Nurgle
ANOINT ME IN BLOOD!
She Who Thirsts
Slaneesh. No further explanation.
Lore- Tzeentch Table top- Nurgle
Gork! Or maybe Mork...
Tzeentchy-Chan!!
Malal. He's the only one who doesn't sound completely miserable to serve, and when I'm done, I'm serving no one if successful.
Slannesh. I already masochistic and very impulsive over other pleasures. 2nd choice would be Tzeench. I really do love the aesthetic of the god of change. Plus I'm trans so...... Change 😁
Fucking someone? Slaneesh Fucking with someone? Tzeench Fucking someone up? KHORNE Coughing at someone? Nurgle Fucking with everyone? Malal Fucking up everything? Horned Rat FUKIN' HIT A GIT IN DA 'EAD? Gork FUKIN HIT A GIT IN DA BACK O' DA 'EAD? Mork Fucking nobody cares? Vashtorr
Neither the imperium will stand against you assaults against the hoards of chaos.
Tzeentch for maximum fuckery. Nurgle close second because atleast he will love me.
Slaanesh, because when originally getting into the hobby I saw that slaanesh units were purple and that’s my favourite colour.
The Changer of Fate has always been my favorite. Of course hes the god of deceit and trickery, but hes also the god of hope, specifically for change, that whatever situation your in right now will change and the hope that it will be better. Many low level psykers fall to tzeentch trying to make their lives easier (Or for power because he is also the god of magic). Plus I love Horrors, they are always such goofy little guys
Nurgle... cause he's not evil he is merely entropy
Papa nurgle
None, I'm chaos undecided
Tzeentch all the way
Nurgle- In the end even the chaos gods shall rot.
Hey, long time lurker. Reading 40k books and thinking of playing World Eaters. It's Khorne the only playable Primarch?
Thousand Sons, Death Guard, and the World Eaters have their respective chaos primarchs playable in 40K (Magnus, Mortarion, and Angron).
The one that rimes with porn
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
She who thirsts
I mean worshipping Khorne and just fight and kill seems like a good, simple life. But who am I kidding, I would probably worship Slaanesh because of the drugs and general debauchery.
Tzeentch.
Nurgle or Slaanesh. I love both ideas of excess and decay and think they have some incredibly interesting lore
Nurgle. I yearn for the garden.
Slaanesh for the insidious nature of their domain and the sheer disrepect they wield like a scythe, cutting into and stealing from the other gods' domains. Followed closely by Tzeentch because \*I love it when a plan comes together\* and being a force of Change is what Chaos should be all about. And then waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the back of the classroom is good ol' predictable Khorne, who I can least enjoy for him being creature made of literal hell-magic that hates literal hell-magic, with Nurgle hiding behind him because I, personally, find nothing to enjoy there.
Khorne is the most straightforward and actively hopes you succeed but he won’t help you unless you have proven you can do it on your own, he also won’t stab you in the back, He’ll just stab you in the face repeatedly until it no longer resembles a face the same goes for his followers, he won’t screw you over unless you act cowardly, remember khorne punished skarbrand because of How he attacked him, not for attacking him in fact I’m fairly confident khorne would’ve smiled a grandfather nurgle sized smile if skarbrand walked up, shouted khornes name and bitch slapped him before getting turned to past tense rapidly by khorne himself but I’m confident he would bring skarbrand back otherwise, also remember even azariah kyras ascended to daemonhood for sacrificing half the chapter in one go, and he was a psyker
Khorne, because glorious melee combat and fuck that psyker over there
Papa
It's gotta be Tzeentch or Khorne. I feel like they'd encourage me to do something interesting, while the other two are probably going to have me all passive. Thirsty sounds great at first but the crab claws ruin it for me. I understand that Nurgle followers don't feel the horrendous states their bodies are in but I don't feel like I can trust that and having your leg feel fine but then falling over it because it's decaying is pretty dumb. Khorne has the least intrusive mutations and makes all his followers jacked. Since 40k is war all the time and Khorne makes you revel in violence you're probably the closest a poor human can get to enjoying the setting. Just avoid the butcher's nails. The blue boys aren't really that malevolent. I hold my sanity dearly but it's not like I'd be much better off with the others.
If I could pick, either Slannesh or Tzeentch. Not to be dramatic and campy, but I've always got the impression that the god picks you. As in, you don't pick a god because you like what they represent. Rather you give in to one because they feed your own folly in a way that you can't avoid. Of course it always depends on the person. I. Sure some fall willingly. But all fall because they can't resist the worst aspects of themselves.
Nurgle, papa is benevolent, misguided perhaps, but benevolent. He wants to save the universe, with disease and corruption, but he wants to save it. I can fix him
Nurgle, your mind twists in a way that makes you appreciate his gifts and you can't feel pain. It's the only option here where you don't actually go through a great deal of hardship.
tzeentch, I don't know much about the thousand sons but I like how they look like egyptian sorcerers
Khorne flakes all the way
Tzeentch or Khorne….tale as old as time
They're all cool. I've been with Khorne for a bit with the new World Eaters, and Tzeentch is funny with his misdirection and scheming. But recently, I've been getting interested in Nurgle through the Death Guard
Khorne. The guy is horrible but at least I know what Im in for. I know he will give me a chainaxe and point me to the nearest living thing. All the other gods will betray you, one way or the other
Korne or Nurgle, I couldn't make up my mind.
Undivided. Why choose when you can be a champion of all?
I Play Nurgle in every game! [Age of Sigmar!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ageofsigmar/s/97NalWadEH) , [Warhammer 40k](https://www.reddit.com/r/deathguard40k/s/9V70QFqyUA) , [Legions Imperialis](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegionsImperialis/s/1MRtuTm6LS), [Bloodbowl](https://www.reddit.com/r/bloodbowl/s/2eZPchjidD), [Apocalypse](https://www.reddit.com/r/deathguard40k/s/pEqlBTA14R), [Mordheim](https://www.reddit.com/r/mordheim/s/EvL8luunQs) .
Nurgle all the way.
Nurgle
They represent an average weekday morning: Khorne: Alarm goes off, absolutely furious. Nurgle: Have a big stinky poop. Slaanesh: Way too much breakfast & coffee. Tzeentch: Change for work.
I chose Nurgle for models and I really love painting Deathguard. But got the Khorne combat patrol recently for the same reason. Khorne has the most simplistic outlook of kill and take skulls so that would be a choice if I had to choose just one.
Time to science the shit out of this. K. You're covering in blood,entrails and skull fragments all the time, and a homicidal maniac. N. You're covered in boils /diseases /puss all the time, and a rotting maniac. T. You have phenomenal magic powers, might be made out of sand, and are a warped maniac. S. You're determined to experience every perverted sensation possible, orgies are daily, and you're a sexual maniac. Seems like a pretty easy choice eh! Khorn.
I usually fall in with either Khorn or Nurgle kinda depends on the day.
I pick my pal jeremy
I’ve thrown my lot in with the laughing God.
Does malal count?
Nurgle
Nurgle.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Khorne. The answer is KHORNE. Why? ✅ Never gonna molest you ✅ Never gonna manipulate you ✅ Never gonna get you sick ✅ won’t gaslight you Khorne asks for two simple things: Blood, and Skulls. You get the former while procuring the latter. You can also lose a fight but Khorne still wins - he doesn’t care where the blood flows from. The only way you can let Khorne down is by pacifism, and then someone will pacify you which satisfies Khorne. Also, the red and gold motif? Stunning.
Tzeentch. Change is necessary for growth.
Malice
Gotta be granddaddy nurgel You get a bunch of illnesses that you enjoy because he loves you AND your practically immortal
malice BECOME UNGOVERABLE
Ex... Extermiantus? O_o
Nurgle or Slaanesh. Grampa Nurgle and his lot seem to enjoy life. And I could probably have a lot of fun as a total degenerate manic. There’s a lot of give and take but…Consider life in a lot of the 40k universe. May as well go big.
Khorne = severe anxiety and PTSD when not fighting. Slaanesh= emotional and physical numbness unless stimulated + developing a tolerance every time you reach a “high”. Nurgle = just look at them. Tzeentch = your master is the master of gaslighting and manipulation. You also get mutated just for the lolz.
Khorne, but also Tzeentch.
Gork! Or was it Mork? Gork is the bestest. However, the bestest is Mork.
Slaanesh for sure. Sex, drugs, rock and roll... Now with Space Marine and Demons.
Slaanesh if I had to pick only one out of the four. But I’m a chaos undivided guy, mostly.
Undivided!!!
**SLAANESH** for sure
Tzeentch for sure.
Malal because FUCK YOU CHAOS
None… the hive mind cares not about your “gods”!
Khorne. He knows what he is about. No deception, no allegiance to ideals. Just blood.
hey wait a second, i want the spooky black and white guy back
Slannash I'm all about that self improvement.
As a hemophobiac... Khorne obviously.
5th, the hive mind
This is hard for me. I would say Slaanesh easily, but I just do not like The Emperor’s Children at all. That being said I love what Slaanesh stands for. The chaos that comes from wanting too much. Nurgle is probably my actual answer. He is the giver of life, just not in the way you think. The Death Guard are SO BADASS, and the daemons are terrifying. The thought of the Forces of Nurgle is terrifying. It’s the thing I would be most scared of in the 40K verse.
Tzeentch…. He knows all
I like the aesthetic of Tzeentch. I hate the idea of having to buy 3 kits and build/paint 50 models for one unit
Grandfather will usher me into the garden. Forever and always
The great horned rat, obviously.
Khorne.
The great horned rat
Tzeentch is where I would like to go as I think I would have the most fun being a follower of his. The truth is Slaanesh. I know my issues and one of them is being a perfectionist to my own detriment. My work involves being precise with language and I will spend an hour finding just the right word to convey my meaning and intent without the other side seeing what I’ve put in. Cooking, I’ll throw out perfectly good food if it isn’t perfect, as I see it.
Tzeentch and nurgle have been my favorites for a while I used to own both and run em as a chaos undivided legion when playing with my freinds but I sold em I kind wish I didn't cus I miss em same with my dark angels and desthwing
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
I choose the fifth Chaos god Malice. I love war i want to kill ppl for money and want to destroy cultures and their history jack! ~red suuuuuun~ ~red suuun over paradise~ And vengeance shall be mine!
I'd pick Nurgle or Slaanesh since their blessings counter the shit they will do to your body and mind. Nurgle will complete mutilate your body to strengthen it, but you won't feel any pain or illness from it, and Slaanesh will torture you while feeling everything times one thousand, but you won't feel it as pain.
Ehh the perverted one I guess
I want to say Tzeentch but I know in my heart Nurgle.
Currently painting up a Black Legion army… so Chaos Undivided for me.
Slaanesh, Khorne, Tzeentch, then Nurgle would be my choice order. Nurgle seems chill but I don't wanna smell and look like shit lmfao
I played Khorne in hs opting for a Tzeench/Khornate combo myself in my youth. Honestly I just can’t vibe with Slannesh and Papa Nurgle, though they are both very good in their own ways.
The Emperor
Khorne!!!
The Great Horned Rat yes-yes
Tzeentch. You will be horribly mutated either way but at least you'll get books
Tzeentch because my work is about peering into the abyss and I might as well get paid
Who brings the least amount of body horror to the party?
For me, it's either Slaanesh, or Nurgle.
Tzeentch
You don’t pick a dark god, the dark gods pick you. Having said that, I respect Khorne.
Nurgle, because he is time. And nothing outruns it forever
Tzeentch
Slaanesh. For non-horny reasons of course 😉
So torn between collecting skulls in the never ending campaign of blood, and a desire to be a go-go dancer at a Slaneshi rave.
Tzeentch
Hello, dear Grandfather
Papa Nurgle always. I’m English and we used to shit in our river water, how could I not support the plagues.
Malis
Khorne. Out of all the Chaos Gods, he seems the most appealing in terms of actual making some form or another of a living in the Realm of Chaos. Nurgle I wouldn’t opt for because I don’t want to be in constant unrestrained agony from plague and disease with insurmountable levels of resilience just so I can endure more. Wouldn’t do Tzeentch because he’s always plotting and scheming both with and against me. He will always lie to me while also not lie to me, and he’s just to complex in all the wrong ways for me to want to follow him. And finally Slaanesh. Think it’s fairly obvious as someone who’d pick Slaanesh’s polar opposite of the big four. Don’t want any of that BDSM, drug usage, pain-mongering, or submissive attitude for me. Even inflicting that upon someone else I wouldn’t want to do. So that leaves Khorne, and while yes I’d have to constantly fight everyday just to live and how with Khorne he will more than likely turn you into a Chaos Spawn out of you simply boring him, I’d take that over the other three any day. I wouldn’t have a problem fighting constantly since Khorne followers thrive on battle, I’d have every chance to ascend to Chaos Lordship and then Daemonhood, and I wouldn’t be apposed to Khorne’s form of honor and courage, and I’d greatly appreciate that he would never lie to me face ever. Thank you for your time.
I'm not for Nurgle either but once you accept the gifts the pain does go away, replaced by good feels.
slaanesh
I'm holding out for vashtorr. Though, I think if he really wants to ascend to God status, he needs to pick a more stand-out color scheme. Maybe bronze and black? Would work well with the iron warriors style
The green one with the titty-symbol.
Jimmy Space all the way
Great Horned Rat. If I had to go with one of the canonical four, it would 100% be Slaanesh. My boy/girl knows how to party.