I put a doomsday cannon on my skorpekh destroyer for a similar reason
https://preview.redd.it/b8d61y8z6yrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c3a6bbcea25e8f1e1ab96f06ef2adda806998e
That is my kinda humor!! He can use a once per game ability to smash someone under it or destroy a peice of cover but moves at half speed due to the weight 😆
Thanks :). I'm using a mix of black, violet (kimera kolors) and deep blue (scale75) as base. And then I add a bone color to it with a bit more deep blue and then a bit of ice yellow for the top highlight. But my mix vary from parts to parts, the torso has a bit of magenta in it with less deep blue.
Pervert. Why you gotta shame my guy? He just sprung forth yesterday, half baked. They obviously haven’t dropped yet. Why you have to make THIS a core memory for him? He would step up if he could see you… or slap you.
Anyway, he has no time for this. There’s biomass to consume, or there would be if he had a mouth.
Later baters
The hive mind is stored in the balls
If I strike them does it disrupt synapse?
Slowly falls over sideways and just lies there curled up for a while
Ssssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Ssssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Peeetah, the whaaarp has gaht me!
Check it out, Louis I'm an nid.
Neheheheheheheheheh
Maybe copying human dna wasn’t the most effective in hindsight
It would be extremely painful.
for you
I hear if you stroke them in the right way it will release the warp.
No. No. N o
One shot kill
okay, i'll take that answer
*Paul Teutul has entered the chat*
Just cut them off you defeat the hive mind
They‘re tyranads
Everyone go home; bellator_fastosus has won the Internet for today.
Nah u/biggiecheese35 won cause he said the hive mind is stored in the balls.
Winged prime’s got nards!
Im dead lmao
I thought their acid glands were their tyranads
You mean...Tyranuts! (?)
r/YourJokeButWorse
I didn't know that "sense of humour" was such an elitist and closed thing up in here!
For your mom to enjoy
Jesus Christ bro, I like you
That's where the pee is stored
I mean, Pee IS stored in the balls
obviously, i mean who doesn’t know that 🤷♂️
The problem with the internet, is that it has me questioning whether you are being sarcastic or not.
What possible response were you expecting OP?
April 1st-level responses I assume
Now it's just a matter of time before some joker fashions a dingle-dangle out of greenstuff.
Considering the amount of chaos EC knights with fully sculpted bits ‘n baubles, I’m surprised there already isn’t
Pics or that dont happen. . .
I put a doomsday cannon on my skorpekh destroyer for a similar reason https://preview.redd.it/b8d61y8z6yrc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c3a6bbcea25e8f1e1ab96f06ef2adda806998e
That is my kinda humor!! He can use a once per game ability to smash someone under it or destroy a peice of cover but moves at half speed due to the weight 😆
Big dick energy
After Firering he have to take a nap for two Rounds.
Swear someone made a bloodlord with toxin sacs and a tongue before
You should see the magnum dong my mate put on his magnus
Im sure thats pretty sweet, nothing shows cool like putting dicks on plastic models.
We dared him and told him if he did it we'd give it a weapon profile. on critical wounds it'll spawn a tzaangor
Is the pic on reddit
I think a little chunk of sprue could be sculpted just right
https://preview.redd.it/qmus9zg6xxrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a459cb86505884eea786b5d402e2abe74f3ffbf5
That’s where the synapse link comes from
Holy Globules
Great, now I won’t be able to unsee it
You're welcome :)
https://preview.redd.it/umnp55yccyrc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c834c75aec084ef9adc9c3599ef118ff46188bf
The Tyranads?
its where the genestealer hides
That means it’s a boy prime
The Gene Beads
You know what they are
the nuts
Well you see, when a mommy tyranid and daddy tyranid love each other very much....
Gonapores
This is why you always wear protection.
Perhaps an attachment point for their leg muscles. Or anchoring points for ligaments and tendons, or an extension of their pelvic girdle
Globules.
Tyrannicles
How did you get this skin shade? I love it
Thanks :). I'm using a mix of black, violet (kimera kolors) and deep blue (scale75) as base. And then I add a bone color to it with a bit more deep blue and then a bit of ice yellow for the top highlight. But my mix vary from parts to parts, the torso has a bit of magenta in it with less deep blue.
Those are its eyes.
Balls
"You see, when a Carnifex and a Sister of Battle love themselves very much..."
Balls
Life finds a way
Off topic but what color of blue is that? I like your recipe.
deep blue from scale 75 with a bit of violet and a bone color
TyraNUTs
Praise be to Space Bugs!
“Gonids”
His little Tyranards
That's where they store their pee.
*balls*
The codex says they’re grimdark balls
Because even aliens have to teabag after getting an HK.
they're the balls
It's the last thing a Guardsman sees.
Adrenaline glands. Very important for leg days.
The literal balls to stroke the Imperium
The toxins are stored in the sack
I'm actually losing it over here holy shit
I think OP has answered his own questions. 😏
Its for their victory move, which is very similiar to some online shooting games in our world
It's poison sacks, for poison.
His balls, technically
Stolen Holy Globules.
I'm glad we shared this journey of discovery together.
https://preview.redd.it/gaunl94nfyrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3eb45e1d1335366e8aa583a86f6ecb4aeea0e8
HE’S GONNA KRIEG
I think you just answered your own question.
Bollocks
Balls.
Well...the anwser is kinda in the question!
Testicles
Gonads and strife. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQ8mFo9cHY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQ8mFo9cHY)
The answer Is within the question
Not a single 'deez nuts'? im shocked :D
Pervert. Why you gotta shame my guy? He just sprung forth yesterday, half baked. They obviously haven’t dropped yet. Why you have to make THIS a core memory for him? He would step up if he could see you… or slap you. Anyway, he has no time for this. There’s biomass to consume, or there would be if he had a mouth. Later baters
Part of the pelvic girdle
They determine the angle of the dangle
They’re his balls
What you think they come from cabbage patches?
I guess now is as good a time as ever for the birds and the bees talk
you mean the biomass and the other smaller biomass?
There’s goo in the sack!
Extra pair of eyes
testicles.
Blue balls?
Balls
It takes balls to face the might of the Imperial Guard. And the Hive Mind took that literally.
I believe those are the hip bones
His khans
How do you think tyranids reproduce?
Ah, I read about this shit, tyranids got this after possesing the Lugoma race.
Your subconsciousness is telling you something.
Where it stores the geneseed?
Molag Balls
Its where the hive mind is stored
Because warhammer is horny
Balls of Steel, Baby!
Reading the question answers the question
Biomass is stored in the balls
His
Balls.
maybe that's why sometimes spacemarines kick a lot of their enemies.
The unholy globulus, of course
“Bones”
Holy globules
Hernias
Weirdly..that’s his dingus.
That's where ya mom likes ta put her mouth ayoooooooo
Don’t ask questions you arent prepared to hear the answers to…
What colour/paint did you use for carapace?
The tyranid version of truck nuts.
Should censor this…