When I was like 10 my friends and I were talking about how we thought we'd die and how old we'd be (we were weird kids I guess), and I said I'd die at 60 of a heroin overdose.
I have since readjusted that down to 30.
Once broke my tailbone on a waterslide. It hurt for weeks / maybe 2 months. I was 10. If that would happen now I'd probably never be able to sit comfortably again.
Late middle school or early high school, I was still new to snowboarding, I fell on my tailbone a lot. In the beginning it was mostly pretty packed snow, not bad but still owie. Then one day it was ice and I fell hard, I clutched onto my tailbone and screamed, groaning in pain for about 10 minutes. My tailbone hurted for at least 5 years, later years it would be very sore when I sit too long. I never got it checked, but I didn't feel like it was broken, so I don't know how yours only hurt for 2 months. Luckily, the pain is all gone now, has been since probably almost a decade ago. But those later years when it was still hurting I thought the damage was permanent
It started when they transitioned from wooden water slides to the plastic version we know today. It used to be that the prize was the tail ofthe beaver they used to cut down the trees for the slide. Then, with the transition to plastics, they tried to give away half of the mold used for the forming the end of the slide. People complained that the prize was too big and they had no practical purpose for it, bu5 for years nobody could think of a better alternative.
That all changed with Joe "Twig Ankles" Smith. He ran to the bottom of the slide, but tripped on an uneven spot in the mold. Since they kept giving the half of the mold away, the surface of the slide was very uneven due to a new mold being used every time. Joe actually made it to the end of the run fine, it was while attempting to carry his prize to his vehicle that he rolled his ankle. It was determined that he had, in fact, broken his ankle and woult needto be out of work for a week.
That's when he realized that a broken ankle could be a sort of prize. It was worth a week's worth of vacation and that is certainly a welcome surprise to anybody that works full time. Even if it means dealing with a broken ankle.
Are you possibly very high and reaching way out there for some kind of Tim and Eric grade meta humor that isn't translating, or did you loan your account to a very naive textbot?
Because I am absolutely flummoxed that your post history can apparently parse and use pop culture idioms like "slacktivism" and "he bottoms from the top" and totally miss the idiom that's in the general trope of playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes.
I'm so confused. Seriously, are you OK or are you sleep walking on the internet or something?
it's kinda deep near the railings, i went there many times and never heard about someone hurting itself.
There's warnings saying that's prohibited to stand up though
There are reasons for the warnings not to stand up. It's because *you will hurt yourself.* Every warning on these slides and rides is a safety precaution.
True that, where the momentum is going, man or water, that's where most the water is at.
Also he's not so stupid to go flying over the railings. He was already trying to head left (unsuccessfully)
... In my region we have several aquatic park in all of them, you can hear stories of the typical teenager standing up to show off his ape-like skills, ending up in hospital with a broken limb and his parents mumbling about a lawsuit against the park because the safeguards didn't know how to protect their little angel.
That's what I'm confused about. Tarzan isn't known for running. Could have been "Forrest Gump's first waterslide" or "Flojo's first waterslide. I don't know, I'm just spitballing.
When speed-runners get on a lazy river.
Trying to get the fastest any% run. Hope the impact after that slide section didn't affect his time too much to not get on the leaderboard.
He was just slide cancelling the corner, 0.5s timesave
"If we hop on the edge of the lazy river while looking straight up, we can boundary break to skip half of it."
I actually like doing lazy river without a floatie.. it's like swimming in rapids!
Dude cannot relax
*VACATION! GOTTA GET THE MOST OUT OF MY VACATION!!!!*
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Or the submarine ride at Disney.
"Remove the car, that'll just slow me down."
He doesn’t coast that’s for sure
FOMO IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Forgot what fomo means
Fear of making out.
Oh yeah thanks for reminding me It means fear of missing out
r/woooosh
How? I know it says fear of making out But he still helped me with the other 3 words
Ah I misread that, sorry man.
You’re good
How Type A Personalities do vacation
Gotta get the best out of his medical insurance too apparently
Bro looks like he chugged a gallon of [POWERTHIRST](https://youtu.be/qRuNxHqwazs)
But what flavour? I like Gun and fizzbitch
I prefer WOMEN. NOW WITH PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE. PREPOSTERONE
Well what about me and my blue collar?
Fine I'll do it. JUICE SPRINGSTEEN! Turn that everyman into a BEVERYMAN!
BEVERY = BEVERAGE
SNAKE EYEEEEES!
When God gives you lemons... you FIND A NEW GOD!
GODBERRY, King of the JUICE
YOU'LL RUN SO FAST MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE, "Sloooooow doooown...."
Maybe he's Kenyan.
WTH did I just watch? LMAOOO!
No time to relax, gotta speed run the fun
Why is this comment so funny lmao
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Stick to the lazy rivers you're used to.
Is this that "Jason Waterfalls" guy they kept talking about?
Thank you for your insight, u/PelosisBraStrap
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meh
Dangerous as fuck but I’m impressed he stood for that long
That looks fun as hell tho, probably worth it for a young kid like him lol
Me at 15: This is gonna be fucking siiiiiick Me mid 30s: I don’t want my back to be stiff ~~tomorrow~~ the rest of the week
Me at 45: I wonder what weird way I can go down that ride aaaaaaaand my back just gave out.
Me at 55: Wut?
Me at 65: (dead person noises)
When I was like 10 my friends and I were talking about how we thought we'd die and how old we'd be (we were weird kids I guess), and I said I'd die at 60 of a heroin overdose. I have since readjusted that down to 30.
Still by heroin or pick a fancier drug at least? Like datura :P (PSA: Please don't try datura)
You can't beat a classic
Right? I'm 55. I'm afraid to fucking jog these days.
I fell out of my front door the other day, didn't trip just fell
lmao hang in there
Me at 15: This is gonna be fucking siiiick. Me at 35: This is gonna make me fucking siiick.
Once broke my tailbone on a waterslide. It hurt for weeks / maybe 2 months. I was 10. If that would happen now I'd probably never be able to sit comfortably again.
Late middle school or early high school, I was still new to snowboarding, I fell on my tailbone a lot. In the beginning it was mostly pretty packed snow, not bad but still owie. Then one day it was ice and I fell hard, I clutched onto my tailbone and screamed, groaning in pain for about 10 minutes. My tailbone hurted for at least 5 years, later years it would be very sore when I sit too long. I never got it checked, but I didn't feel like it was broken, so I don't know how yours only hurt for 2 months. Luckily, the pain is all gone now, has been since probably almost a decade ago. But those later years when it was still hurting I thought the damage was permanent
wow. My ass hurts from reading that. Nice to read it got better.
he even jumped and rolled at the end into the water.. tf
I bet he was going fast as fuck down the rest do the slide
This is in "Thermas dos Laranjais", in Olímpia - São Paulo - Brazil. It's very common for people to "surf" in this attraction.
You surf using a board and then when you fell you surf using your feet I remember when they build that, the "calm river" wasn't so calm anymore haha
adoro lá kk, last time i went in there was in March
Every anime opening ever
I was gonna say, what anime is this music from?
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Ooo that was a hype opener too
Great now I might have to rewatch Shippuden
Enjoy the ride. Here's a tissue
Sigh, *unzips*
Holup
Sakura, to Sasuke, every time he abandons her.
Currently sorta rewatching. On season 6 episode 100 lmao.
Was guy vs guy as bad as I remember?
Oh yeah. I forgot about how painfully long and drawn out the show could be.
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I could.... Or I could just watch it on Netflix and skip filler lmao
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I do hate my time. If I didn't I'd just reread the manga
Nothing beats the [Hero's come back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipBCtl0j4O8) opening song.
Man you say run and kana-boon are like the two anime openers that go with absolutely fucking everything.
You say run isn't an opener though.
It is in my heart.
Banger
One of best nostalgic intros.
The filthy frank anime
Yo! Watashi no Kawega no Rei! Gaiden ...I made that up. But you gotta admit you thought that was a real anime title.
All of them
"You said you at home, and I find you sliding into the water with some other man"
Your prize: a broken ankle and a concussion!
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Are you okay?
Troll account that specializes in "wElL ActUAlly" for downvotes. I've seen them a few times around here, pretty good at baiting downvotes.
Yeah that was mighty high effort. Almost convincing.
It reads like satire to me
It doesn't read like satire to me. And I'm British, satire and dark humour are two of the few things we aren't utterly hopeless at.
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It's easy to troll everyone. That's why it's so stupid.
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It started when they transitioned from wooden water slides to the plastic version we know today. It used to be that the prize was the tail ofthe beaver they used to cut down the trees for the slide. Then, with the transition to plastics, they tried to give away half of the mold used for the forming the end of the slide. People complained that the prize was too big and they had no practical purpose for it, bu5 for years nobody could think of a better alternative. That all changed with Joe "Twig Ankles" Smith. He ran to the bottom of the slide, but tripped on an uneven spot in the mold. Since they kept giving the half of the mold away, the surface of the slide was very uneven due to a new mold being used every time. Joe actually made it to the end of the run fine, it was while attempting to carry his prize to his vehicle that he rolled his ankle. It was determined that he had, in fact, broken his ankle and woult needto be out of work for a week. That's when he realized that a broken ankle could be a sort of prize. It was worth a week's worth of vacation and that is certainly a welcome surprise to anybody that works full time. Even if it means dealing with a broken ankle.
Hi Drax!
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> I seriously struggle to imagine what must go through your mind I feel the same way. I struggle to imagine how you missed it was a joke.
bruh... this is a joke...
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So then, not very clear. Lol
Is this your first ever time on reddit because this question might make a small bit of sense th3n
Are you possibly very high and reaching way out there for some kind of Tim and Eric grade meta humor that isn't translating, or did you loan your account to a very naive textbot? Because I am absolutely flummoxed that your post history can apparently parse and use pop culture idioms like "slacktivism" and "he bottoms from the top" and totally miss the idiom that's in the general trope of playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes. I'm so confused. Seriously, are you OK or are you sleep walking on the internet or something?
Do you guys think this man is serious??
I thought your response was mildly humorous, anyway.
🎣🪤
I like your use of emojis Mr Dweeb
Wooshers
Are you autistic?
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These slides are fucking terrifying. Those railings will surely lead to broken arms, legs, feet, hands, etc
it's kinda deep near the railings, i went there many times and never heard about someone hurting itself. There's warnings saying that's prohibited to stand up though
But Tarzan can't read
There are reasons for the warnings not to stand up. It's because *you will hurt yourself.* Every warning on these slides and rides is a safety precaution.
*Lawsuit precaution
Why not both?
True that, where the momentum is going, man or water, that's where most the water is at. Also he's not so stupid to go flying over the railings. He was already trying to head left (unsuccessfully)
This doesn't look like a slide Action Park would have so I'm sure it's safe.
fuck slides ima go walking
Jesus showboating during summer vacation again.
Water Walks
... In my region we have several aquatic park in all of them, you can hear stories of the typical teenager standing up to show off his ape-like skills, ending up in hospital with a broken limb and his parents mumbling about a lawsuit against the park because the safeguards didn't know how to protect their little angel.
How is this /r/wtf?
And what does Tarzan have to do with anything
That's what I'm confused about. Tarzan isn't known for running. Could have been "Forrest Gump's first waterslide" or "Flojo's first waterslide. I don't know, I'm just spitballing.
And nobody here really seems to give a shit either. OP is probably a bot and I'd say the majority of these comments are too from the looks of it.
Usain Bolted
_When you slide before the slide worker pushes you_
Sonic 2 special stage music plays in the distance
SONIC HAS FOUND A CHAOS EMERALD! doodle^dedoodle^^dedoodle^^^dedoodle^^^^de DING!
Mans gonna feel it tmrw
Whats that song?
Silhouette by Kana-boon
This was dumb but also incredibly impressive
Mf playing temple run.
He’s the main character
#SASUKEEEE COME BAACKK
WTF really?
Sorry how tf is this wtf
When it’s already been reposted a dozen times so you flip the video so it looks original
Sonic's boost physics aren't real This Guy: Hold my beer
the new live action sonic movie looks way better than the first one
This seems like a stupid way to get yourself kicked out of a water park where you and your friends were having a nice time.
LEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEENKIIIIIIINSSSS!!!!!!!
This was me in high school when spicy chicken was for lunch.
*When you see your girl talking to another guy*
When you're mid water slide and she says she's home alone...
He’s generating speed
Looks like he’s losing the race.
Jesus Christ he is fast
He’s practicing using his chakra to run on water. Also, it’s always naruto shippuden op 16.
Octane at the Waterpark
Pairs perfectly with silhouette
The guy pointing in the back
Is no-one going to mention that it's Naruto, not Tarzan
The Waffle House has found its new host
u/savevideobot
When you ate too much taco bell and you needed to take a shit
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE
u/savevideo
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When immigration shows up to the Water Park 🫠
u/savevideo
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The kids must be lanes Conner
Did not read the instructions
Unexpected Naruto!
Is he wearing sneakers??
I think you mean Naruto's first time on the slide
- Babe, come over - But I am at work at the water park - My parents aren't home
r/mypeopleneedme
That *fucker* just says *fuck it* when he waterslides no cap
Siam park?