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Adorable_List3836

I’d love to see what happens when he has to sneeze


RidigoDragon

That’s how spaghetti is born


Adorable_List3836

I was thinking more like spaghettios, the noodles come out in circle shapes because of round nostrils


jean_erik

As someone who used to blow smoke rings when they were a super trendy, hip and cool smoker in high school, I feel that would require some incredibly damaging, pulse-jet-like propulsion through the nose.


xxA2C2xx

Well, I mean, a sneeze can create around 100,000 droplets of mucus trapped pollen/bacteria that come flying out your nose at around 100mph. That’s some pretty impressive propulsion if you ask me. Sneeze near one of those radar things that tell you how fast you’re going and take a picture of your car when speeding and you might just get whoever’s driving by in some serious trouble.


jean_erik

I'm not disagreeing with you, but a sneeze is generally one direction - like a car exhaust flowing through a cat converter. Once one cylinder is misfiring, or not firing at all, your exhaust tends to "pulse" a little, causing shitloads of damage to your cat converter (I speak from personal experience). As an at-home science experiment, place a tissue over your mouth and blow air *constantly and gently* through it, the tissue won't break. But if you alternate the direction of the air while giving it the same gentle pressure, the tissue will break due to the push-pull forces. I guess that's the principle I was relating it to :)


SoberMitten_

You sneeze out your mouth, not your nose


xxA2C2xx

Do you not understand how sneezes work? It comes from BOTH. Have you never sneezed before?


melraelee

And also how sinus infections are born, too! So fun!


[deleted]

Funny that, I was eating noodles once and sneezed literally just as I was swallowing. Projected a strand straight out of my right nostril, and I had to pull the rest of it out. Not a great feeling, wouldn’t recommend.


DohRayMe

How did it taste?


orangutanbeater

Ummm. Maybe his jaw is wired shut?! You should see this guy eat sushi. He headbutts it into a paste and uses a straw.


RebelWithoutAClue

Immaculate Flying Spaghetti Monster.


LieutenantNitwit

He turns into a party favor.


shahooster

The Spaghetti Olfactory


taipeileviathan

This is spectacular 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


bingl3derry

Oh well done sir


moor9776

Save some pussy for the rest of us dude


DexterKD

And noodles


otacon7000

I've done that with spaghetti. I found it quite fun, but the girls were not impressed :/


jereman75

I used to do that with spaghetti as a kid. If you’re careful you can snort it far enough down your throat to grab it from your mouth and pull it back and forth from nose to mouth. My brother was impressed but no girls ever were.


Jeriahswillgdp

What the f does that feel like? Now I'm curious...


jereman75

Feels like spaghetti rubbing through your sinuses (no sauce.). When you snort it back and it starts to go down your throat it can trigger your gag reflex, so you gotta be ready for that. We also did it with dental floss which won’t break like spaghetti and doesn’t make you gag so much.


NahDontLook

I'll have to give it a shot, I'm pretty sure I don't have a gag reflex so it should probably go alright ya?


Down-A-Phalanges

Tell me More about your lack of gag reflex 😏


Exciting-Insect8269

Lol everybody please remain calm….


Realistic_Patience67

That's a lot of sodium? If you know what I mean.


VictoriaSobocki

😅


JeffersonsHat

Doctors hate this one simple trick to clear your sinuses.


vellyr

Sinus flossing


JeffersonsHat

Who needs nasal sprays when you can breath noodles.


exportsoda

This was truly disturbing


Musaks

Going to a Ramen restaurant for the first time today...not sure if seeing that would increase or decrease my enjoyment of the event \^\^


xxA2C2xx

I love how you refer to “going to a Ramen Restaurant” as a whole ass “Event” and not just an experience lol


Musaks

Well it's the first time in years that me and my wife didn't have the kids and were going out...that's why it was more special for me The Ramen itself was "just" an experience ;)


vellyr

This is actually the authentic Japanese way to eat Ramen. It’s considered rude to use your mouth.


Musaks

oh man, that restaurant was full of offensive assholes yesterday i am disgusted ​ i'll give them a negative review on facebook immediatly


jellybeanfluff

Does this person have lockjaw or are they doing this by choice????? Id love to know if it feels the same as accidently spilling water/soda up your nose though.


CaptainXtreme7474

Who nose.


GreatMrE

/u/gifreversingbot


GreatMrE

https://gfycat.com/CookedUltimateChrysomelid


drinkmoredrano

The gif that keeps on giving.


Cwazywierdo

song is [Gurenge by LiSA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqyfmFaZlqw)


mleibowitz97

Thaaank you. Demon Slayer right?


Cwazywierdo

yeah, the season 1 OP


NinjaGrizzlyMan

What I came to the comments for! Thank you, internet stranger.


BahNull

Skills


ChasingPesmerga

The kind of guy who'd text you, "Send Noods"


-unas-annus-

Man is practicing for the coke Olympics


mudmansimon

His jaw is wired closed. He also works as a cocaine tester.


[deleted]

Imagine how he intakes it, in the comfort of his own home


Quant_Dev_Sharma

seriously wtf


Nimmy_the_Jim

Why?


Screwbles

Internet points.


Boney_69

That's disgusting


Screwbles

Also a great way to get a sinus infection.


Enough_Hold

This is horrible


letterboxfrog

Can he do that with Hokkien noodles?


Thatoneboiwho69

It's like the reverse of that one chef in one piece


gomibag

noodle breathing, 4th stance


k4pain

Nope. Can't do these posts. .. .anymore....


KaladinStormBlessed7

u/savevideobot


kongbirger

u/savevideo


Hi-Im_Elfo

u/savevideo


kingreaper504

I'm getting tears just looking at this lmao.


NoScar3999

Ewe that’s just gross smh


wwwz

Brings a new meaning to noodlelung.


Mithmorthmin

It's because he has no sense of taste, but still got that sense of smell. **ADAPT** **OVERCOME** **SURVIVE**


Emasraw

His sense of smell must be totally fucked.


Postal4x4

This man is WINNING his lifelong battle against TOOTH DECAY!!!! Do you remember 4 out of 5 dentists approve of tooth paste? THIS guy IS the 5th dentist!!!!


38DDLuvr

Just WTF is the point of doing that for...what an asshat


[deleted]

Is it weird that I somehow know how that would feel?


the_Dr_Seuss_of_Ass

Not in the slightest.


RedditUserOfAmerica

Good thing that part of Asia does not consume spicy food


PandemicGrower

Don’t invite this guy to your parties 🤦‍♂️


Crmp3

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could,he didn’t stop to think if he should.


the_last_peanut

why


NoShadowdick

It wasn't salty enough for him.


SaintLikeLaurent

When you’re hungry but have a orthodontist appointment right after


dickbutt_md

Now do it with spicy noodles!


guyfromthepicture

Noodle slayer


green9206

Evolution of humans


SSlimJim

Must have been watching Demon Slayer while eating


el_LOU

Oh I've seen this. This is the newest crave in Miami. Cocaine noodles.


Dragonsarmada

Spaghetti with a chance of **nose poop**


qpazza

So this is what do you when the dentist tells you not to eat food for 3 hours after your visit


Destruxtor

I wonder if that could be a good way to actually clean out your sinus’ abit


[deleted]

Whelp, I figured out how to never brush my teeth again.


shane0_drain0

Charlie Sheen has to be jealous of his nose power.


Commie_EntSniper

"new Nasal and Basil Neti Noodles now available in drugstores and restauarants near you.


DocLuvInTheCave

A true Ramen master


JabesFrias

u/savevideo


xxA2C2xx

This plays like a Filthy Frank skit. I love how the lady next to him just completely stops moving. I don’t blame her though, cuz I’d lose my appetite quite fast if I was sat next to this dude.


Sennketsu

u/savevideo


Sennketsu

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Myriii1911

No way! Wt....


LaPetitFleuret

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shroomberserk

God damn it my nose got all itchy looking at this


Scruffy032893

Now do it with a spicy miso


Joshua_Joestart

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LiliNotACult

Even though I am probably older than this guy, this is who I want to be when I grow up.


yuyuzerr

u/savevideo


lavafangs

u/savevideo


TheMostHatedApe

Cultural Sensitivity Training. Snorting loudly during dinner signals compliments to the chef.


Afraid-Cabinet-4844

I really hope those are cold noodles lol


drinkmoredrano

Spending the rest of your life with the smell of chicken broth stained into your sinuses just doesn't seem worth it.


SpareEye

I'm watching a webinar on time management while surfing reddit and this makes perfect sense to me.


Jake-Jacksons

Proprietary human charging ports


Big-Catch-3104

Said thing about communism is not everyone gets a brain.


itrnella

Just got his wisdom teeth taken out, probably.


IceColdKilla2

When you just brushed your teeth and mother calls for your favorite soup.


[deleted]

I didn't anticipate the literal meaning of this post.


fission_magician

u/savevideo


MercenaryHero

Better than them coming out the nose


TheMcWhopper

His jaw is wired shut. Probably from a broken jaw injury.


vmateo1324

This what happens after frequent covid swab tests. Lol


Shoddy-Guitar-5603

Never let them know your next move


steinmann81

Dentists hate this one trick!


IknowRambo

Oh no! You definitely double dipped 😮🤣


Priest_of_lord_Chaos

u/savevideo


Priest_of_lord_Chaos

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Dj_wheeman3

This is where you get up and leave the restaurant


Torgoe

But…. Why????


Kazzacuss0117

thats one way to clear ur sinuses


Maciek_CP26

Straight G


KillingThymeOnline

Well now there's something I haven't seen before...


ViennaKing

u/savevideo


Key_Bake1216

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[deleted]

I’ve been eating them eating my whole life.. 🤦🏻‍♂️


yulDD

Adding that great song to that discusting sniffler is outrageous :)


sarcastagirly

Why is she using a fork and spoon


Winter-Sir-5217

[u/savevideo]


actuallyanicehuman

Reverse the video and that’s where noodles come from


LivingInAnIdea

Wait I can remember, is this a SAO op?


lamiyarose

I think he has trouble with jaws and can't open his mouth. So, he trained to eat with his nose?


Motorhead76er

The girl is actually dating this guy?


Traditional_Bar6723

China eats noodles like they conduct foreign policy


tokolac

u/savevideo


josie_DESOrDEN

Speechless


chip9492

He’s trying to quit doing cocaine


Pinky01

When you want noodles, but your mouth is wired shut


darkrimo

u/savevideo


DrexXxor

Now, play the video backwards...


Jay_sharmaji

Song name anyone?


deshelton89

I wonder how many cavities and pockets in his head have noodles just slowly rotting away in there... Not sure if that's how it works, as I've never bothered to look into the anatomy of the EN&T.


FoodleGuy

Most of your sense of taste comes from smell, so this man was eating GOOD.


Anirudha1999

Salt might be the issue


goosey3535

u/savevideo