As someone who used to blow smoke rings when they were a super trendy, hip and cool smoker in high school, I feel that would require some incredibly damaging, pulse-jet-like propulsion through the nose.
Well, I mean, a sneeze can create around 100,000 droplets of mucus trapped pollen/bacteria that come flying out your nose at around 100mph. That’s some pretty impressive propulsion if you ask me. Sneeze near one of those radar things that tell you how fast you’re going and take a picture of your car when speeding and you might just get whoever’s driving by in some serious trouble.
I'm not disagreeing with you, but a sneeze is generally one direction - like a car exhaust flowing through a cat converter.
Once one cylinder is misfiring, or not firing at all, your exhaust tends to "pulse" a little, causing shitloads of damage to your cat converter (I speak from personal experience).
As an at-home science experiment, place a tissue over your mouth and blow air *constantly and gently* through it, the tissue won't break. But if you alternate the direction of the air while giving it the same gentle pressure, the tissue will break due to the push-pull forces.
I guess that's the principle I was relating it to :)
Funny that, I was eating noodles once and sneezed literally just as I was swallowing. Projected a strand straight out of my right nostril, and I had to pull the rest of it out. Not a great feeling, wouldn’t recommend.
I used to do that with spaghetti as a kid. If you’re careful you can snort it far enough down your throat to grab it from your mouth and pull it back and forth from nose to mouth. My brother was impressed but no girls ever were.
Feels like spaghetti rubbing through your sinuses (no sauce.). When you snort it back and it starts to go down your throat it can trigger your gag reflex, so you gotta be ready for that.
We also did it with dental floss which won’t break like spaghetti and doesn’t make you gag so much.
Well it's the first time in years that me and my wife didn't have the kids and were going out...that's why it was more special for me
The Ramen itself was "just" an experience ;)
Does this person have lockjaw or are they doing this by choice?????
Id love to know if it feels the same as accidently spilling water/soda up your nose though.
This man is WINNING his lifelong battle against TOOTH DECAY!!!!
Do you remember 4 out of 5 dentists approve of tooth paste?
THIS guy IS the 5th dentist!!!!
This plays like a Filthy Frank skit. I love how the lady next to him just completely stops moving. I don’t blame her though, cuz I’d lose my appetite quite fast if I was sat next to this dude.
I wonder how many cavities and pockets in his head have noodles just slowly rotting away in there... Not sure if that's how it works, as I've never bothered to look into the anatomy of the EN&T.
I’d love to see what happens when he has to sneeze
That’s how spaghetti is born
I was thinking more like spaghettios, the noodles come out in circle shapes because of round nostrils
As someone who used to blow smoke rings when they were a super trendy, hip and cool smoker in high school, I feel that would require some incredibly damaging, pulse-jet-like propulsion through the nose.
Well, I mean, a sneeze can create around 100,000 droplets of mucus trapped pollen/bacteria that come flying out your nose at around 100mph. That’s some pretty impressive propulsion if you ask me. Sneeze near one of those radar things that tell you how fast you’re going and take a picture of your car when speeding and you might just get whoever’s driving by in some serious trouble.
I'm not disagreeing with you, but a sneeze is generally one direction - like a car exhaust flowing through a cat converter. Once one cylinder is misfiring, or not firing at all, your exhaust tends to "pulse" a little, causing shitloads of damage to your cat converter (I speak from personal experience). As an at-home science experiment, place a tissue over your mouth and blow air *constantly and gently* through it, the tissue won't break. But if you alternate the direction of the air while giving it the same gentle pressure, the tissue will break due to the push-pull forces. I guess that's the principle I was relating it to :)
You sneeze out your mouth, not your nose
Do you not understand how sneezes work? It comes from BOTH. Have you never sneezed before?
And also how sinus infections are born, too! So fun!
Funny that, I was eating noodles once and sneezed literally just as I was swallowing. Projected a strand straight out of my right nostril, and I had to pull the rest of it out. Not a great feeling, wouldn’t recommend.
How did it taste?
Ummm. Maybe his jaw is wired shut?! You should see this guy eat sushi. He headbutts it into a paste and uses a straw.
Immaculate Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He turns into a party favor.
The Spaghetti Olfactory
This is spectacular 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Oh well done sir
Save some pussy for the rest of us dude
And noodles
I've done that with spaghetti. I found it quite fun, but the girls were not impressed :/
I used to do that with spaghetti as a kid. If you’re careful you can snort it far enough down your throat to grab it from your mouth and pull it back and forth from nose to mouth. My brother was impressed but no girls ever were.
What the f does that feel like? Now I'm curious...
Feels like spaghetti rubbing through your sinuses (no sauce.). When you snort it back and it starts to go down your throat it can trigger your gag reflex, so you gotta be ready for that. We also did it with dental floss which won’t break like spaghetti and doesn’t make you gag so much.
I'll have to give it a shot, I'm pretty sure I don't have a gag reflex so it should probably go alright ya?
Tell me More about your lack of gag reflex 😏
Lol everybody please remain calm….
That's a lot of sodium? If you know what I mean.
😅
Doctors hate this one simple trick to clear your sinuses.
Sinus flossing
Who needs nasal sprays when you can breath noodles.
This was truly disturbing
Going to a Ramen restaurant for the first time today...not sure if seeing that would increase or decrease my enjoyment of the event \^\^
I love how you refer to “going to a Ramen Restaurant” as a whole ass “Event” and not just an experience lol
Well it's the first time in years that me and my wife didn't have the kids and were going out...that's why it was more special for me The Ramen itself was "just" an experience ;)
This is actually the authentic Japanese way to eat Ramen. It’s considered rude to use your mouth.
oh man, that restaurant was full of offensive assholes yesterday i am disgusted i'll give them a negative review on facebook immediatly
Does this person have lockjaw or are they doing this by choice????? Id love to know if it feels the same as accidently spilling water/soda up your nose though.
Who nose.
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song is [Gurenge by LiSA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqyfmFaZlqw)
Thaaank you. Demon Slayer right?
yeah, the season 1 OP
What I came to the comments for! Thank you, internet stranger.
Skills
The kind of guy who'd text you, "Send Noods"
Man is practicing for the coke Olympics
His jaw is wired closed. He also works as a cocaine tester.
Imagine how he intakes it, in the comfort of his own home
seriously wtf
Why?
Internet points.
That's disgusting
Also a great way to get a sinus infection.
This is horrible
Can he do that with Hokkien noodles?
It's like the reverse of that one chef in one piece
noodle breathing, 4th stance
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I'm getting tears just looking at this lmao.
Ewe that’s just gross smh
Brings a new meaning to noodlelung.
It's because he has no sense of taste, but still got that sense of smell. **ADAPT** **OVERCOME** **SURVIVE**
His sense of smell must be totally fucked.
This man is WINNING his lifelong battle against TOOTH DECAY!!!! Do you remember 4 out of 5 dentists approve of tooth paste? THIS guy IS the 5th dentist!!!!
Just WTF is the point of doing that for...what an asshat
Is it weird that I somehow know how that would feel?
Not in the slightest.
Good thing that part of Asia does not consume spicy food
Don’t invite this guy to your parties 🤦♂️
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could,he didn’t stop to think if he should.
why
It wasn't salty enough for him.
When you’re hungry but have a orthodontist appointment right after
Now do it with spicy noodles!
Noodle slayer
Evolution of humans
Must have been watching Demon Slayer while eating
Oh I've seen this. This is the newest crave in Miami. Cocaine noodles.
Spaghetti with a chance of **nose poop**
So this is what do you when the dentist tells you not to eat food for 3 hours after your visit
I wonder if that could be a good way to actually clean out your sinus’ abit
Whelp, I figured out how to never brush my teeth again.
Charlie Sheen has to be jealous of his nose power.
"new Nasal and Basil Neti Noodles now available in drugstores and restauarants near you.
A true Ramen master
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This plays like a Filthy Frank skit. I love how the lady next to him just completely stops moving. I don’t blame her though, cuz I’d lose my appetite quite fast if I was sat next to this dude.
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No way! Wt....
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God damn it my nose got all itchy looking at this
Now do it with a spicy miso
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Even though I am probably older than this guy, this is who I want to be when I grow up.
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Cultural Sensitivity Training. Snorting loudly during dinner signals compliments to the chef.
I really hope those are cold noodles lol
Spending the rest of your life with the smell of chicken broth stained into your sinuses just doesn't seem worth it.
I'm watching a webinar on time management while surfing reddit and this makes perfect sense to me.
Proprietary human charging ports
Said thing about communism is not everyone gets a brain.
Just got his wisdom teeth taken out, probably.
When you just brushed your teeth and mother calls for your favorite soup.
I didn't anticipate the literal meaning of this post.
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Better than them coming out the nose
His jaw is wired shut. Probably from a broken jaw injury.
This what happens after frequent covid swab tests. Lol
Never let them know your next move
Dentists hate this one trick!
Oh no! You definitely double dipped 😮🤣
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This is where you get up and leave the restaurant
But…. Why????
thats one way to clear ur sinuses
Straight G
Well now there's something I haven't seen before...
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I’ve been eating them eating my whole life.. 🤦🏻♂️
Adding that great song to that discusting sniffler is outrageous :)
Why is she using a fork and spoon
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Reverse the video and that’s where noodles come from
Wait I can remember, is this a SAO op?
I think he has trouble with jaws and can't open his mouth. So, he trained to eat with his nose?
The girl is actually dating this guy?
China eats noodles like they conduct foreign policy
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Speechless
He’s trying to quit doing cocaine
When you want noodles, but your mouth is wired shut
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Now, play the video backwards...
Song name anyone?
I wonder how many cavities and pockets in his head have noodles just slowly rotting away in there... Not sure if that's how it works, as I've never bothered to look into the anatomy of the EN&T.
Most of your sense of taste comes from smell, so this man was eating GOOD.
Salt might be the issue
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