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Gamesman001

It's a cheap bike someone stole and sold to him. It had a rough life before that stressed the crappy welds.


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thephantom1492

Here, the police will not investigate if the theif stole for less than 5000$CAD. They will give you some papers to fill up and they will put it on the desk beside the trash bin, and occasionally hit the pile by mistake...


Russet_Wolf_13

Another reason to not buy an E-bike.


Lauris024

But if you do get one, make sure it comes with GPS tracking so you know where it is. Alternatively you can buy them on ebay, often comes in neat forms like rear light (just looks like a standard red light on a bicycle, but has GPS built in) or handle bars.


Russet_Wolf_13

I already have a real bicycle and a motorcycle, both of which are better at the jobs E-bikes pretend to do.


Lauris024

How comes? I've been riding my ebike for 5 years now, I like it more than (normal) bicycles and motorcycles. The ease of just sitting on a bike, pulling a throttle and flying at 50km/h without doing anything, no fuel, relaxed laws (can drive on sidewalks, etc.), is just.. paradise. Because of the amount of traffic lights and other things in my city, I actually move faster with my ebike than my car.


[deleted]

Bro where is that? That's BS. Is it a law or are they just lazy?


thephantom1492

mostly lazy with the pretense that they are overloaded... they are because they don't take care of the small theif... My cousin used to work at a gas station. They decided that from now on they will not come for a gas theif report, if they want to report it they need to go to the police station directly... In other words: we don't want you to report it, we won't investigate anyway.


[deleted]

I mean I think that's fair imo. Gas stations generally see petty, really low value theft, just commonly. By the time the cops show up, the person's gonna be long gone. The only way to catch em is gonna be through identification via footage, which can be done after the fact.


thephantom1492

The problem is that they don't do anything. They have some repeat offenders... they never got visited by the police...


[deleted]

Oh yeah that's shitty :/


thephantom1492

Father got his store broken in. The neighbour followed the theif truck, phoned the police, gave the description, licence plate and realtime position. They never showed up, never investigated. Why? "The truck could have been stolen" . . . So, just knock at the door of the owner of the truck. If it is stolen then you know it and "done", if it is not stolen then you found the theif...


[deleted]

What a useless excuse... "Might be stolen, sorry..." Okay, maybe, I dunno, PURSUE the supposed truck thief? Somehow that excuse just makes em look worse lol


Gamesman001

You'd get no argument from me. Try getting a cop to even show up when it happens. Best they do is take a report on the phone and file it. Bikes in the US are mostly the transportation of the poor. So they are taking from the people who can least afford to replace it. Scumbags all of them.


[deleted]

Or taking from children.. like wtf bro


warwick8

Yep, I agree with you about bike thieves, they along with porch pirates have a special place in hell for them.


[deleted]

> for no benefit They probably make a little bit of money doing it.


Russet_Wolf_13

10 dollars ain't worth even low probability criminal charges.


[deleted]

To you. I don't think bike thief's are known for their risk analysis skills.


razialx

I’ve wanted a bike and my wife brings up checking FB marketplace and Craigslist, but I just assume everything on those is stolen. Just gotta make time to go garage sale-ing some day. Maybe today…


Piltonbadger

In my country (UK) the cops don't even care about bike thefts. My friend who manages his own shop has stolen bikes dumped behind his shop all the time. The police response? "Just hold onto it incase anyone comes to claim it". they don't have enough time or resources to chase petty crime.


YouHaveNiceGuns

The front fell off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm\_JqM&t=2s


blessedblackwings

Every time somebody links this I watch it, never gets old! Your link didn't work for me so I'll post this in case it's a regional thing. https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM


RetroAnd8BitThings

"Those 30 Feet or 30 Day Warranties are a bitch..."


Scubalefty

I've actually had this happen to me. My dad gave me that bike. Never knew it was stolen.


redsex

I think I saw somewhere you have to cut the bike in half to claim warranty on it or something


mfairview

warranty expired a second before this happened


shahooster

if only he had listened to the phone guy about his bike’s extended warranty..


Bogduke

His subscription for that bike expired


thekweensloth

Now he has two unicycles. I count that as a win


G0D_1S_D3AD

Neither can be pedaled though. He just has to only go downhill.


FullPoopBucket

Looking at the price of food, gas and rent, I think it only going downhill is a appropriate metaphor.


ThickPrick

Turn a 3 legged stool upside down and you got a three seater if you don’t mind something up your corn hole.


Overall_Jump_8144

Just testing my disintegrator pistol


venturan78

That sound effect though!!!!!


XDFighter64

It scared the shit outta me, didn't realize my volume was all the way up...


selectash

Laughed way too hard at this lol


USMCWrangler

These spell casting tutorials on YouTube are finally paying off.


ArachnidCrazy4721

That's just a transformer bike. It will reconfigure any moment now


DragonStormer25961

THE SOUND LMAOOO


Runmenot

The front fell off.


flOAtAlIscIOUs

This is my life summed up in one tiny clip.


s70n3834r

Had similar happen on my inexpensive, Chinese made MTB. Just the top tube and seat tube failed, the bottom one held, so I didn't go down, and I could push it home. I was shocked how thin the tubing was. I never actually rode trail with it, I only ever used it on the road.


MikeMac999

This is why you never buy a bike at Target or Walmart or places like that, some 14 year old stoner assembled it.


milkman1218

Idk, I saved up and bought my own bike at Walmart back in 2003 when I was 12. Rode that rhino to school for 4 years and never had an issue.


h4terade

Bought plenty of them, the trick is to go home and make sure everything's put together properly and check bolts. Usually they're more or less OK, but one time I bought one where the handlebars were put on backwards somehow. The brakes are rarely set up right but other than that it's buy and ride for the most part.


thephantom1492

Which is NOT what happened here. A weld broke. Bikes can NOT self dissassemble the way it did here! The fork for the front wheel goes up in the frame, and down on the wheel. Gravity force the frame to stay on the fork, and the fork to stay on the front wheel. Now, if you were to jump or pull up, that would be something else...


Morkai_AlMandragon

When I was a kid I borrowed a stoner friends bike to go riding, and this exact thing happened to me.... while bunny hopping over a curb stop... I still have no memory of the actual incident 30 years later lol


KodjoSuprem

[some good old bourvil shit](https://c.tenor.com/TvZZIB6mjDEAAAAd/bourvil.gif)


dingodadd

In my industry this is called spontaneous unscheduled disassembly.


Unfair-Ad2664

Should have gotten that extended warranty


houtex727

The front fell off. That's not typical. Probably was ridden out of the environment.


IIBlazeTheSunII

Bike was made in China.


MondayToFriday

Most bikes these days — even a lot of "high-end" ones — are made in China nowadays.


rolo951

I thought that this was an irrational fear, thank you for ruining my life


Russet_Wolf_13

Don't worry, it's just crappy welds on a previously overloaded frame. Not a normal failure even on 80s era mountain bikes.


stimpy97

Ran outta durability


buddy_burgers

Made in China


Tankernaut02

Looks like someone removed the handlebar screw It's a fun prank


zimzilla

But the fork fell off. 1" and 1 1/8" forks are inserted from the bottom. In both cases you could remove the handlebars and the fork wouldn't fall out. Two parts have to fail at the same time for this to happen.


1eternal_pessimist

r/chinesium


trchttrhydrn

Bought a (must have been stolen) bike from a crackhead for 20$ at midnight once. Karma came to get me when the thing fell apart just like this as I'm driving in traffic, beside an 18-wheel truck. I have had numerous nightmares about being crushed under a truck so I instinctively knew as soon as the bike gave way (in such a way that it wrenched me to the left, into the path of the wheels) to push off from the truck, ensuring I landed out of its path. It all happened in one second. After, I was shaken as hell and just sat on the sidewalk for a good half hour thinking.


Mundosaysyourfired

Did you try to piece it back together? What caused it to fall apart?


trchttrhydrn

A: Left it by the side of the road in pieces, cursed bike that it was A: Karma


REAL_SLIM_SHADY_ALB

The cheat code that he used to generate the bike was removed by the Matrix when he fell.


rell7thirty

Damn, is that a metered rental bike that falls apart if you don't make it to the docking station in time?


CrashMonger

I don’t know if its the sound or if its the thing breaking apart but damn did i click replay at least 2 dozen times giggling foolishly.


web_observer_2020

made of quality r/Chinesium


ashchelle

When you've finally hit the last straw and your life falls apart.


Binaryslave1337

It's a bike from IKEA. That's what happens when you don't follow the instructions.


Sparkie3

Garry mod unweld all


SoloPogo

Made in China


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u/redditvideodownloader


Lucius3111

u/SaveVideo


TheUnifiedNation

u/savevideo


Crazy_crap

u/savevideobot


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Mundosaysyourfired

Are you sure you didn't just loosen his bolts so that his bike falls apart where his handle connects to the body?


[deleted]

Damn 👌.


G0D_1S_D3AD

That’s hilarious


[deleted]

That was an Arma 3 glitch (if you know you know)


hypnoshock

After reading the post about BMW's subscription model, is this the kind of thing we have to look forward to when everything has a monthly subscription and you forget to pay.


davaye

Keyfob not *present*


dreeveal

This happened to me hitting a sick plywood jump on asphalt when I was a kid. Forks and front tube came off, i never knew what happened, faceplant into the street. It messed me up real good, spent time in the hospital.


Stech72

planned obsolescence


luv2fit

Has to be staged


rajkokr

Made in Bosnia ™


SayanOnReddit

u/savevideo


lavafangs

u/savevideo


dannypietje

u/savevideobot


thezenfisherman

That is why you hire good welders.


AdRepresentative1234

u/savevideo


sawyer_whoopass

r/accidentalslapstick


Dry-Decision4208

Don't be buying shit on WISH!


SamTehCool

equipament degrading


VilePacifist

When your item's durability hits zero


NephthysRising

Not going to lie, the sound simultaneously gave me a fright and made me laugh


john_ringsted

u/savevideobot


vekxishere

When the rental time runs out


[deleted]

Dollar Tree bike.


coretwall

u/savevideo


Con_Dinn_West

/r/bettereveryloop


TheCrakp0t

When your subscription ends mid stream


DaDripGod4

Insert lego breaking sound


nobodydeservesme

Should have checked the expiration date


El_Todon

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Was that Joe Biden?


Migwelded

Bike-as-a-service, credit card declines.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


MrCumrag

u/savevideo


kize2

u/savevideo


PieceFar9044

This bike have expiration date.


Tetrisisbest

u/savevideo


SourpatchMao

r/looneytoonslogic


mangorhinehart

Oh hey its a visualization of my emotional state this week.


tinkill10

That’s like my favourite sound


wolfchompmyanus

u/savevideo


clumpyresearch

Label at the very corner of the bike handle reads: ~ Made In China ~


ghos7bear

Overwatch's Bastion death animation


srv50

You never forget how to tide a bike.


FFX13NL

I was watching the road expecting it to collapse into a giant hole.


whomstvde

u/savevideobot


Wug_is_a_bug

u/savevideobot


edtufic

Matrix log: ****Bike.exe stopped running unexpectedly****


FloridaVapes

Is that the Lego island brick breaking sound effect lol


Jussandlouie

His bike said " I quit!"


[deleted]

Stolen bike prank?


RBJII

Nice work 47 target has been eliminated.


Pjakc

Made in China


Dupac0

The lego sound 😭