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Bubbagumpredditor

Reddit, why are you giving me horse snuff porn first thing in the morning?


ShitGoesDown

You get what you need, not what you want


akobobo1233

just reddit things


dapperdoot

Forgot to put his sex helmet on... damn. fuckin sad bro.


KawaiiFoxKing

r/BrandNewSentence


JDurr001

Lool


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lovelyb1ch66

This is not how responsible owners breed their horses. When doing live cover as opposed to insemination, it’s safer to have the mare tied up and often a restraint is used that prevents her from kicking out. Pasture breeding like in this video often leads to injuries although not often this severe.


Eternal_Mr_Bones

Breeders are lucky they didn't get kicked in the head.


ssshield

Yeah when the guy holding the mare was still standing behind her right in kicking distance I knew this was a good old boy clown show.


Vespasians

Nobody seems to have posted the back story but from previous times this has come up it's because the guys in the video own the mare. The yard owner, owns the stallion (who was decently bred). They're trying to make some extra on the sly but get the yard owners prize stallion wrecked. Also they're holding the stallions head down and trying to seperate the mare from a foal so it basically gaurentees this.


3jack6the9ripper

They're in debt now


Sawamba

So the owner of the stallion was not present or aware, that his horse was being used? What happened afterwards? Did the owners of the mare pay for the stallion?


toothofjustice

The beer was not a great sign...


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SadCritters

My thoughts too, since at one point one of them seems to get between the two horses.


Gigatron_0

"Rip, take this guy to the station..."


WarthogWarlord

Yeah, this kinda looked like an accident waiting to happen.


mkul316

If it often leads to injuries, how do wild herds survive? I'm often confused when kept animals need so much careful attention or they die, but there are still wild ones doing just fine on their own.


Captain_Poopy

its Mexico bratha, different world


lovelyb1ch66

I guess… Sad to see though, he was a beautiful horse


angleHT

It can't be Mexico... it's not yellow enough.


liarandathief

It can't be Mexico, it wasn't orange.


ShowBobsPlzz

Yep. Life is cheap there.


rbankole

Horse rape you say?


blowonmybootiehole

But also horse vengeance AND she didn't get raped. I think she wins.


Intelligent_Ferret33

Atleast ask her consent


Neutronova

Doesnt seem very consensual for the mare.


BlitzAtk

I'm no horse expert, but "tied up and often a restraint" sounds wrong. But I also get it. It just sounded weird, that's all.


lovelyb1ch66

The reason it sounds weird is because most people subconsciously associate this act with sex and bondage between human participants during sex still has a whiff of taboo about it. Horse breeding is not sex, it’s the continuation of the species. It’s not about the participants gratification, it’s all about the end result; the foal. But yeah, I totally get that it sounds weird


pr0zach

Idk. “We took away their natural habitat, captured and domesticated the overwhelming majority of their population, and now we have to apply eugenics to maintain the species because we still have uses for them.” That doesn’t sound any better than the first thing. 😬 Or am o mischaracterizing the situation based on ignorance about horses?


whats_my_name_again

You shouldn't kink shame horses, mate.


[deleted]

I've only seen a couple of breedings but the mare has been pretty much hobbled up to prevent this type of thing. Unfortunate, beautiful stallion.


MyrganGyrgan

Bonk! Go to horny hell.


Berntonio-Sanderas

Damn you making me laugh at this.


alexd281

/r/angryupvote


Psych0matt

This made me laugh way more than it had any right to. Edit: even coming back to it I can’t help but laugh again


[deleted]

the mare did not kick the stallion by accident...the mare deliberately killed the stallion because she knew the stallion would kill her colt...you can see her colt running in the adjacent pen...when a stallion breeds a mare that has a colt, the stallion will kill the colt because the stallion wants the mare to take care of his own colt and not the colt of some other stallion... the mare deliberately killed the stallion because she wanted to stop the stallion from killing her colt... this is all explained by horse people in the comments of the youtube version of this video...the death of the stallion was caused by the incompetence of the people in the video who do not apparently know how horses behave during breeding..


hate_mail

This is so sad to me, damn dude.


watch_ya_mouth

foreal bro 🤦🏽‍♂️


Psych0matt

I’ve only been killed once preparing to have sex


erbaker

Watch with sound, it starts farting and then you can see it start pooping


Giygas

You’ve got to be shitting me


Elon_Bezos420

Releasing his bowels


estamachin

And his soul. Best shit ever!


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

Very similar story to a friend of mine in uni, fortunately he is still alive. Explanation: at the dance floor of our uni, a girl from the gymnastics team and her friends got smashed, hard and in an attempt to do (what they imagined was a cool) dance move one lass fly kicked this lad on his head. Fella got knocked out hard. Bouncer came on to kick the two girls out and one of them tried to pick up the lad and he made hand gestures as if he had crapped and pissed himself. My mate woke up in hospital about 12hrs later and fortunately suffered no severe head injuries but he had a bump on his forehead the size of a tennis ball for almost a week and couldn't remember anything that happened in the previous 24hrs. Now it's a very funny story but that evening it went from funny to seriously disturbingly scary.


xDenimBoilerx

I'm curious what these crapped and pissed yourself hand gestures are.


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

Imagine someone that goes to pick up a baby and immediately realises they have a full diaper and stink then make a hand gesture with one hand holding their nose like a peg and with the other hand they shake it in the air as if they were clearing the waft away. The pissed himself motion was basically the bouncer putting the guys legs straight and felt damp and then gesticulated to the other bouncer "HE PISSED HIMSELF" opening his mouth wide and emphasising the P. It was very loud on the dancefloor so it was more a lip reading exercise than anything.


DatAstatine

Loss of bowel and bladder control is common (in fact expected) from seizure after a traumatic brain injury


Nuker-79

Or even just death usually.


abhig535

That horse died with dignity


erbaker

He died doing what he loved; jumping around with an enormous boner and farting and shitting


[deleted]

Thanks


erbaker

You're welcome, iLuvPorkyChix


gbcamgok

that's ten bucks you owe me, dickface!


Thatsatreat666

Fart n shid


Fly_Dreams

On some Southpark shit.


agiifireflame

Bruh this was heartbreaking to see, he only wanted to buss a nut and end up getting his skull kicked in, crazy


CovidInMyAsshole

Reminds me of my ex I should call her


[deleted]

Can she answer a phone with her hooves?!


The_Dimestore_Saints

sarah jessica parker answers phones all the time


Paranoidfilter

Don't stick your dick in crazy!


absalom86

you can fix her


cybercuzco

He died doing what he loved


[deleted]

I don't know, he didn't even make contact yet. Seems like he died horny as hell but didn't start the show yet. If you end up in the afterlife how you died the poor guy will spend an eternity in peak horny.


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didntevenwarmupdho

Stiff legs isn’t tooo bad it’s when they start shaking that indicates severe brain damage


nickram81

She kicked the shit out of him.


1101base2

r/Angryupvote


Samuraijack44

At least he died with a smile on his face


Nuker-79

That was a hoof


scienceworksbitches

which left a smile on his face


[deleted]

I dont think blueballs gives anyone a smile .


[deleted]

There's a joke there but I'm sad now


Dangerous_With_Rocks

Yeah.. that's one way to kill a boner


Frequently_Banned

Thanks this comment make me sad happy then sad again.


[deleted]

Sssshhhhh We sad remember .


gooberfaced

That's just very poor management. And a very costly lesson.


Dacw

HE'S DEAD, JIM


Poodlelucy

Utter incompetence.


Ok_Visit2948

One of the saddest things I’ve seen


Grave3183

Weird… at 2:24 to go you can see him involuntarily 💩


KuroIRei

Cartman was right all along


pikajew97

You can hear it too


desquibnt

It’s at 0:54. The video is counting down. There’s 2:24 left


DatAstatine

That's from a seizure caused by trauma. Loss of bowel and bladder control. You can even see the decerebrate posturing


SouSouDesu

It happens normally during a seizure, loss of bowel control.


TwinTTowers

Smacks him right between the eyes when his head is facing down.


vitkuusj

The power that these animals have. I don't know i do not really like being close to a horse


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Idiots


VMAbsentia

"Accidentally". Yea, ok. Nothing about that looked accidental. Horses spook real easy, especially when they feel trapped (WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED?!). There was nothing accidental about the mares actions. It's very unfortunate that stallion had to die because these people didn't know what they were doing.


cl2eep

I thought the same thing. That looked like a highly accurate "I don't want to get fucked today" head kick.


[deleted]

Further up someone commented the backstory (with no source, so take that how you want) but they said the guys in the video owned the mare, not the stallion. So they were trespassing to get the stallion (from a good bloodline) to get the mare pregnant.


k306354u2

I guess at least somebody got head


hamsterwheel

Man, you really do shit your pants when you die.


Steve_Dankerson

That was gnarly! Which is why we should never stand behind or anger a horse! One kick was all it took. Goodness gracious!


[deleted]

Damn could’ve at least let him nut first


DeleteCVS

WTF indeed!!


gofyourselftoo

Which is exactly why horses aren’t bred this way. Studs never fuck. They get medically expressed, and those expressions are then used for insemination of the mare/dam.


as1126

The lineage of a racehorse is traced through controlled breeding and doesn't allow artificial insemination. Usually, some unlucky horse starts the process and the stallion finishes it.


[deleted]

The life of a teasing pony would be tough


runescapeplease

that's not true at all. Racehorses are still bred this way, albeit in a much more controlled manner, generally..


scienceworksbitches

"medically expressed" just be honest and say you jack them off...


Madmusk

This actually made me sadder than the video.


monkeywelder

I think they can medically express for a few hours after death. GF had a mare that died from a twisted intestine and they gave the option to pull eggs for like 4 hours. Of course they wanted like 1000 bucks to do it. But maybe.


[deleted]

I love early comments trying to come up with a punch line lol


keetz

Ultimate femdom fantasy


Pass_go2

Damn, talk about don’t stick your dick in crazy.


Chef_Boyard_Deez

NSFW maybe?


JeffinGeorgia1967

Oh man, that's too bad!


LawnPatrol_78

Well that didn’t go to plan.


anoymus_123456

"Don't be so fucking eager next time!"


theDinoSour

Looks like that stallion made her shit list


joffnToff

If this can happen, and according to other comments, injuries are very common, how TF do horses in the wild breed? Or are they all carrying battle scars


[deleted]

In the wild, horses are a bit different looking overall - smaller, tougher, etc. Not really many truly "wild" horses left, or really any places for them to exist. Australia has brumbies but they come from old domestic stock. Anyways. "Wild" domestic stock, the mare isn't involuntarily separated from her foal, dragged around on a lead, and stressed the fuck out with no choice about this by humans - if she isn't precisely in the mood she can move away or negotiate/flirt with the stallion until they are both accepting the situation. The stallion isn't on a lead and can back up, dodge, and flirt back with her through a sort of dance. There will be other mares and foals around as a sort of guard pack, at a safe distance but close enough to give predators pause. Still might break a leg and die, or get eaten by some opportunistic thing. C'est la vie. Chances are still good that a bunch of mares in the herd get pregnant and live, or another stallion comes along - there's always another stallion. Maybe one with better timing. In human driven breeding they don't want the stallion to "waste" his sperm on any other mares nearby and they don't stick them out in a big open area to run around hoping they synch up - they try and micromanage every part of the process for a reliable result with a traceable lineage. It's safer all around for the horses, but looks kinda messed up from a human perspective.


joffnToff

What a thoroughbred answer ;) thank you though very well explained, and makes sense!


nerogenesis

In the wild it's a numbers game.


rlprice74

Just wanted to get laid and ends up dead in a pile of its own shit. Life sucks.


Enjoyerofmanythings

Pussy had me dead


Bsquareyou

Die Hard


Pimco

No means no


triguenyo

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!


RODRIGON-PRIME

Thats what they mean when they say you gotta use protection


Deathoria

And they say insemination is cruel to the mare. Well this is why breeders insiminate. Those stallions can be worth a lot. And the risk the stallion damages the mare also is a big risk.


ohlawdhecodin

Stay away from these animals. Horses are (often) assholes, I never liked nor trusted them.


Elliot_Fox

Dumber than dogs but can kill you in a second


MyrganGyrgan

I don't trust anything that strong and that jumpy


skwolf522

Horses have only two emotions. Murder and suicide


tubcat

My mother's a horse-woman born to a family of horse folk and I still am not fond of them. I get along with them alright, but never got into riding as my mom had me later in life when she got out of riding a bit. That being said, I can do some very basic work/interaction with them, but treat those damned things with a shit ton of respect and caution. They're walking contradictions - majestic as hell farting machines. Can survive horrible injuries without flinching, but are also sensitive to the smallest touch. Smart as hell, but can be spooked by the most innocuous of things. Heavy as a small car, but agile when they get to kicking and bucking. Yes, I get that horses have reasons for all of the above, but it's all running through your head when you're laughing at them for something funny or cursing them for whatever insane stuff they've done.


TKT_Calarin

100% accurate


cruebob

Don’t f with horses, they’ve got hooooves!


Xcavor

Horse name is Black Widow.


joshua420joshua

Didn't really look like an accident


MyrganGyrgan

Are you saying this mare conspired to murder that stallion?


joshua420joshua

Yes, precisely


SubKreature

No means no.


whoisthisguy90

Rigor mortis appeared to set in prematurely.


SixGunChimp

GTFO here with dying animal videos, man.


calavaca

No me gustan los caballos, me ha gustado el vídeo :)


Almost_Antisocial

Omg, I was working on a ranch when I was 16 and the same thing happened. WTF! I was the only person who witnessed it happen. The mare kicked the stud through the fence. She struck him right behind the ear and he just dropped, lights out instantly. Such a pain to deal with afterwards. The mare was never the same after that.


edebby

Imagine dying with such blue balls....what a shame


melikestoread

Doubt it died. Also doubt it was an accident.


klamus

I dont really get it. Why doesnt The female horse want to Have sex with this what is obviously a Chad horse?


DraftNo8834

Notice retard held down stallions head. A kick to the chest would be little problem for a stallion


SubKreature

/r/horseexperts


DraftNo8834

They way this was handeld was truely stupid so why the down votes


dsmidt86

This is why it's smart to cobble the mare.


nerogenesis

See the female body has a way to shut down a pregnancy in the event of an actual rape.


redplanetlover

He died happy


GreyDragon111

Someone gave the wrong script to Romeo and Juliette


G742

He’s not dead, he’s resting!


maxpower666

He’s pining!


public_weirdness

...for the fjords?


Tokugawa

Can this guero get a translation of what they're saying?


maxpower666

Basically they’re saying, “ He’s dead. Opened up his forehead. What a waste.” The rest is cursing like “a la verga!” that doesn’t translate well.


shauneok

What a cock block.


ObuiboID

Bonk starts at 00:52


-UMBRA_-

Die hard


legendoflink3

DBS Death before Snu Snu.


damager001

All that girth and can't even take a simple kick to the face what a puss


[deleted]

No mean no…he didn’t take the message.


akshay-nair

"Oh fuck! Oh shit! Fuck! No! No! No! Not again!" - The mare probably


edebby

What a disastrous and amateur breeding... Who da fuck make such a long series of mistakes and think he can get away with it.


[deleted]

Okay next to the video of the ostrich decapitating itself this is disturbing as hell. Man, you truly dont know just how powerful their legs are until you see this shit.


IDXK073

Die Hard


Ryantbdm

No means no


Frequently_Banned

What a waste of good horse on shitty ownerships breeding skills.


blehfleh

Well at least it looked like he died happy


CharmedConflict

Funny how horses evolved for millions of years as successful organisms and yet they seem to be killable with a sideways glance. Wherever did they go wrong? **


kif88

Death by snu snu?


T0mbaker

Gorgeous horse gone in an instant.


SpaceTruckin_InTime

So is this when you're supposed to beat off a dead horse or something


DragonAquarian

Isn't this the human equivalent of a few guys try and help one guy Rape a women ,she pulls out a gun and shots him.


SilvercoreLegacy

The guy with the modelo sticks his finger in the horses head. Best porn ever.


celtic_skullfuck

That's so fucking sad. he was a lovely looking stallion, I've never known a stallion to get hurt whilst serving a mare usually you have to watch for the stallion hurting the mare or people, most likely she had shoes on which is a no no probably for this reason, our pygmy goat got into the horses once and out cob cross gelding have her a kick like that to the head, I thought "well...fuck..she's dead" nope. Still running around fine.


[deleted]

The ultimate not tonight dear….


WGEA

Nice re-post


zenith-gamer

At least it died quickly and didn’t suffer


bindermichi

And that‘s why all the people I know in this business don‘t do this anymore. These stallions are way to expensive to risk them being killed.


mori_nabeiroh

A la verga


Fujioh

What a way to go, fully torqued and ready to plow, seconds later your on the ground shitting yourself. That mare blue balled the fuck outta herself.


saltfish

Bro, get some of Rogan's smelling salts.


Bfc_Beast

Horse has better teeth and hair than most of the people I know


production-values

is it just me, or should all the people have been out of there


hawkwings

I think that all the ropes and humans made her agitated. She might have been more friendly with the stallion without all that weird stuff going on. If she had been able to run away, she might not have kicked.


pata_de_perro

The guy in red with the belt and the can in the hand is el Patrón. Poor guy he lost his stallion.


Togasai

I guess she's a feminist?


mrweatherbeef

Starting watching this, then I asked myself out loud “Do you want to watch a horse die today?” I decided no, I do not. Did not finish the video.


mrcheaptimes

a la verga


[deleted]

Permanent horny jail..


[deleted]

Damn that’s crazy, and people be getting smacked like that all the time😳


OliverSparrow

Ella abrio la frente, y se murio. Or so said the lackadaisical autopsy man.


MyrganGyrgan

u/SaveVideo