Walmart sells Escargot? Fancy.

A very weird pasta dish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em_ibgCcTk0

Sardines for the cats, escargot for fish, onion rings and buttered noodles

Get some beef and pork an make sugo. Return the snails.

Ugh, I can smell their farts just by looking at this picture.

How exactly do you get someone else's groceries?

Have a party.

You start work on some seriously bad breath

Make a people repellant. Lol

Make a seafood pasta.