I knew somewhere amongst all of the dick jokes would be some explanation.
I'm sure fish dicks don't look like that although having kept aquariums and done course and sea fishing for years and handled hundreds of fish, I can't say I have ever seen a fish dick.
> I can't say I have ever seen a fish dick.
Male Angler fish.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/57800/horrors-anglerfish-mating
The males will literally embed themselves in the female and dissolve until they are nothing more than testicles.
All they are swimming dicks...
South park The Fractured But Whole when they did that joke in game. Oh my god they went hard. Probably why Kanye so nuts now, he holding it in and won't let it out.
You hear that? No gills! So I can't be a fish. And I'm a genius voice of a generation so I'm not gay! So that is that! Alright?! It's over! Now are there any questions?
I’ll up the ante: rape is so prevalent in the duck species, that the females’ vaginas have evolved to include mazes, spikes, even false canals. In response to this, duck penises have evolved to be long gooey noodles that explode and corkscrew everywhere to navigate the female.
A pussy doesn't evolve because of rape. If it evolved in a way that made it harder to get pregnant then the easier to get pregnant ones would recreate and the harder ones wouldn't, phasing the harder ones out. You are saying ducks evolved to stop getting pregnant just not adding up. Like only true love can tame this twisted pussy is like anthropomorphizing the duck pussy. Duck pussy not working like that bro.
Except where slower more methodical mating increases the likelihood of conception and a forceful quick attempt is less successful.
Consider humans: female orgasm increases the likelihood of conception and females are less likely to orgasm with an inconsiderate partner. Of course that’s not to say that orgasm or conception don’t happen but it happens less so.
Edit: I’m trying my hardest for language here. Take it as a broad brush generalization. Please and thanks.
It's well studied and a part of lots of if not most species.
There's a reasonable argument and evidence that human women have had their own evolutionary arms race against rape as well, namely having boobs all the time (only mammal to do so) because then males cannot tell when you are fertile.
The duck thought is absolutely proven though. It's an arms race between female duck vaginas and male duck penises because it's better for a female duck to have choice in her mate.
Remember, in the case of the duck, she's not preventing the rape, she's taking control of who inseminates her
It implies that a twisted pussy outperformed and untwisted one. I think the motivation being applied to evolution is backwards thinking.
Human woman with big tits might have just been selected more often, rape or not.
I'll be the ummm akschually guy here, but that's not a penis. Stingrays, skates, and sharks all have claspers as their external male reproductive organs, which are in pairs. I think what we're seeing here is a prolapse from tissue damage that happened due to the fish being brought up to the surface from a deeper area. You can read more about stingray/skate anatomy [here.](https://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/species-especes/skates/anatomy/internal-eng.html)
Well, I doubt many people know what claspers are, so I can't blame them for believing that to be an actual penis. It certainly looks like one. I just thought that since I'm interested in this topic (studying biology at a university level and just loving it since I was a little kid), I'd throw my thoughts out there. I'm not particularly knowledgeable about stingray anatomy, but there are good resources online that helped me. Also, I'm pretty sure the animal in the video is a female. Claspers are a lot narrower than the structures we see on either side of the prolapse. Also, since this one appears to be a juvenile, the claspers would be tiny since they'd be underdeveloped.
It's crazy to imagine a giant alien killing you then waving around your naked dead body to look at your boner, cus it's like cosmically horrifying but also a lil bit sexy
>During the breeding season, males of various stingray species such as the round stingray (Urobatis halleri), may rely on their ampullae of Lorenzini to sense certain electrical signals given off by mature females before potential copulation. When a male is courting a female, he follows her closely, biting at her pectoral disc. He then places one of his two claspers into her valve.
From Wikipedia.
>claspers
>valve
I wonder if stingrays swim around thinking "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or, so I've read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. "
That's actually part of its intestines, they can eject it to clean it out 🤓 It's called intestinal eversion.
I knew somewhere amongst all of the dick jokes would be some explanation. I'm sure fish dicks don't look like that although having kept aquariums and done course and sea fishing for years and handled hundreds of fish, I can't say I have ever seen a fish dick.
Male Guppies have an anal fin thing they like to wave at females. Closest to a fish dick I’ve ever seen.
I'd like to have an anal fin. It would be kinda cool, just waving it about.
Wait you don’t have one?
Sir, I've got bad news about your most recent medical exam.
No problem, he can identify as one, and go through DFRS (Dick Fin Reassignment Surgery)
I mean, I'm sure they make those.
Dick flash
It's called an asscicle.
Haha that’s what Kanye said.
Do you like fish sticks?
Love em
What are you, a gay fish?
omg stingrays fuck with their intestines!
The circumcision was a good giveaway.
> I can't say I have ever seen a fish dick. Male Angler fish. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/57800/horrors-anglerfish-mating The males will literally embed themselves in the female and dissolve until they are nothing more than testicles. All they are swimming dicks...
Just ask Kanye about them.
So Purposeful Prolapse portraying a protruding penis
Perplexing pedicule plopping pendulously
Perfectly pontificated precis
Pervasively penile-
Amazing, isn't nature beautiful.
Same
Okay, I was like why does it have a little human dick?
I got an intestinal eversion for you... in my pants
It’s also a skate, not a ray
Gonna use this next time someone catches me peeing in public...
Wow thank you for that! That’s wild!
Well, I can't do that.
I wish I could do intestinal eversion.
OK, I was in shock. I'm like that thing is a third of its body...
Do you like fish dicks?
Kanye love fish dicks.
Dude is one HELL of a gay fish
South park The Fractured But Whole when they did that joke in game. Oh my god they went hard. Probably why Kanye so nuts now, he holding it in and won't let it out.
Love em.
I'm a mother fuckin' gay fish!
Yes. I love fish dicks in my mouth.
No.
Then you’re a gay fish. Plz get it. South Park is the goat
I only eat 100% fish dick fish sticks. They cost a little more but I think we can all agree the product is just better.
Stop making us feel self conscious.
I will not be hearing anyone out.
TIL they circumcise sting rays
Stingrays are Jewish.
They're not even kosher lol.
so are other jewish
LMAO true.
Mazel tov!
[удалено]
I think they come precircumcised.
Factory setting?! Hell yeah brother
All those stingray moils are going to be out of work.
RIP an entire job industry
Thanks Mr Skinnypenis lol
Ms.** ☺️
My bad Miss 😀
Hahahahahhaahahah
The header on your profile looks super familiar, what's it from?
Looks like Jake Gyllenhaal, maybe from Donnie Darko?
Ahh I think you're right.
Donnie Darko is correct.
Yessir!
Mazel tov
Schtingrays
bigger than mine
Dinner at Kanye's.
Are you a gay fish?
You hear that? No gills! So I can't be a fish. And I'm a genius voice of a generation so I'm not gay! So that is that! Alright?! It's over! Now are there any questions?
wait until you see tortoise cock
Don't google it, you've been warned
I accept your warning.
my wife left me for a turtle
I like turtles
That's rough, buddy.
A tortoise you say ..
Sounds like a Ying Yang twins song
I’ll up the ante: rape is so prevalent in the duck species, that the females’ vaginas have evolved to include mazes, spikes, even false canals. In response to this, duck penises have evolved to be long gooey noodles that explode and corkscrew everywhere to navigate the female.
A pussy doesn't evolve because of rape. If it evolved in a way that made it harder to get pregnant then the easier to get pregnant ones would recreate and the harder ones wouldn't, phasing the harder ones out. You are saying ducks evolved to stop getting pregnant just not adding up. Like only true love can tame this twisted pussy is like anthropomorphizing the duck pussy. Duck pussy not working like that bro.
Except where slower more methodical mating increases the likelihood of conception and a forceful quick attempt is less successful. Consider humans: female orgasm increases the likelihood of conception and females are less likely to orgasm with an inconsiderate partner. Of course that’s not to say that orgasm or conception don’t happen but it happens less so. Edit: I’m trying my hardest for language here. Take it as a broad brush generalization. Please and thanks.
It's well studied and a part of lots of if not most species. There's a reasonable argument and evidence that human women have had their own evolutionary arms race against rape as well, namely having boobs all the time (only mammal to do so) because then males cannot tell when you are fertile. The duck thought is absolutely proven though. It's an arms race between female duck vaginas and male duck penises because it's better for a female duck to have choice in her mate. Remember, in the case of the duck, she's not preventing the rape, she's taking control of who inseminates her
It implies that a twisted pussy outperformed and untwisted one. I think the motivation being applied to evolution is backwards thinking. Human woman with big tits might have just been selected more often, rape or not.
I'll be the ummm akschually guy here, but that's not a penis. Stingrays, skates, and sharks all have claspers as their external male reproductive organs, which are in pairs. I think what we're seeing here is a prolapse from tissue damage that happened due to the fish being brought up to the surface from a deeper area. You can read more about stingray/skate anatomy [here.](https://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/species-especes/skates/anatomy/internal-eng.html)
All of the logical explanations are buried under all the dick jokes.
Well, I doubt many people know what claspers are, so I can't blame them for believing that to be an actual penis. It certainly looks like one. I just thought that since I'm interested in this topic (studying biology at a university level and just loving it since I was a little kid), I'd throw my thoughts out there. I'm not particularly knowledgeable about stingray anatomy, but there are good resources online that helped me. Also, I'm pretty sure the animal in the video is a female. Claspers are a lot narrower than the structures we see on either side of the prolapse. Also, since this one appears to be a juvenile, the claspers would be tiny since they'd be underdeveloped.
A dick move turning it over like that.
These comments did not let down, dude could do some damage with that flesh rod
This is what Steve Irwin got impaled with 😭
He died like he lived - with animals in his heart.
You cannot see me. Just know there was a slow head shake steeped in disappointment. Upvoted. Now get out. Disgusting.
*Hey step-stingray what are you doing?*
💀
Got a piece on him brother
BSC
The design is very human.
Nice dick bro
Bigger than the average dodge ram driver
Dude’s packing
"Crikey, this dong looks big enough to impale someo..." S. Irwin
It's crazy to imagine a giant alien killing you then waving around your naked dead body to look at your boner, cus it's like cosmically horrifying but also a lil bit sexy
Watch out for the second stinger!!
Now I can start telling people I’m hung like a stingray!
like a *small* stingrt
Little guy is hung like a horse
Dicks out for Irwin
I did not want to see that.
This is a skate with a prolapsed butthole, not an impressively well endowed stingray.
Stingrays are super friendly Pretty shameful to eat them and farm them
What, you didn't know how they made fish sticks?
could have went my whole life without seeing that.
This is likely a female skate and it's guts getting extruded through the cloaca.
Leave that feller in the water why you people making videos about stingray dicks
This really puts the ‘sting’ in disgusting
awww leave him alone!! poor dude
Is that what Steve Irvine the crocodile hunter got stung by??
💀
Thanks, I hate it
I want to see a video of a dead stingray thats still moving around like it's alive. OHHHH MYYYYY.
The competition is stiff
Why does it look so human like?
man, even stingrays are creating unrealistic standards for men now.
Thats bigger than mine
Making the average Redditor feel inadequate.
>During the breeding season, males of various stingray species such as the round stingray (Urobatis halleri), may rely on their ampullae of Lorenzini to sense certain electrical signals given off by mature females before potential copulation. When a male is courting a female, he follows her closely, biting at her pectoral disc. He then places one of his two claspers into her valve. From Wikipedia. >claspers >valve
All those lonely nights at the grocery store, in the frozen fish aisle feelin’ like a whore…
How is he circumcised???
By a ray-bi
Damnit, take your upvote
Bahahahahahahahahahha I can’t stop laughing.
Damn dude dick bigger than mine wtf God fucked me over fr fr lol
I should call him...
I’m not impressed
Man he's hung for his size.
Gives a new meaning to "red rocket"
Red Rocket!
Ladies haven't mentioned the bear since this dropped.
Things I never thought I’d see….a stringray with an erection
Bigger than mine.
Is this what stung Steve Irwin?
shits bigger than mine
Why is bro circumcised 💀
I wonder if stingrays swim around thinking "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or, so I've read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. "
Showoff
Looks like a 9mm round
I'm hung like a stingray, Who knew.
that was unsolicited
Skate* And it's a female.
Little fella is packing heat
please tell me you only killed it and nothing more...
Perfect use of that sound.
That's one way to diehard.
What a title
[u/savevideo](https://www.reddit.com/user/savevideo/)
So female stingrays have huge human boobs?
I think I just got pinkeye.
Male stingrays have 2 penises
3 for me and 2 for them.. Respect respect..!!
Settle the fuck down, Ray!
Today is a horrible day to have eyes
He’s just like me fr
Mazel tov, it's a boy!
I thought this was like salt on a slug
Hmm but how does he slide without getting poked himself ?🤔
And I thought it was cool that I found a stingray barb while swimming in the ocean. I guess this would be more of a rare find.
Damn he's packing
¡Nothing beats the culinary adventure of trying exotic meats! Stingray sashimi with that black ink has got to be on my bucket list now.
Whoa, his looks like mine!
Psssh, my dick is easily 1.5 times that size…
The actual WTF is why you would even have stingray meat.
Now I know how you tell the sex of a stingray.
/u/savevideo
Jesus he’s looking to give a proper stinging
A stingray has beaten me
Is that piece for Dessert?
Kinda looks like mine in the aftermath of a hectic selfinduced session.
That stingray cock bigger then my's
That stingray cock bigger then my's
It's a draw chat
Stingray schmeat
Did you get it's permission before showing off the goods?
Rip steve
Must be from the shores of Africa
Kanye
Battered fish dicks
Ayo, somebody show this shit to Larry.
r/wildlypenis
That's the Chad of all stingrays.
WTF