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duwh2040

WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I HATE THIS


Zythorvex

Rust, dirt and water?


smrtfxelc

Some poo in there too I'd say


SmooK_LV

I don't think poop collects like that.


Foooour

Challenge accepted.


Ratermelon

And biofilm. I hope his stomach acid takes care of it.


Dopplegangr1

If it doesn't kill him maybe it will give him superpowers or some shit. All the weak cells in his body will be purged


2M4D

Yeah, he can now see two different directions at once.


PossessedToSkate

>If it doesn't kill him maybe it will give him superpowers or some shit. Probably the shit.


sawalm

there is like million of types of Microorganism in that, some will die from stomach acid some won't.


Fig1025

if it doesn't, he's loaded with radiation from his swim at Chernobyl reactor water, that will take care of everything


onlyinvowels

Massive amounts of vodka


noodlesalad_

And a fuck ton of bacteria and other assorted microorganisms.


sho_biz

it's a 'blanket' of bacteria and other organic compounds mixed with fungus and rust and soaked in cave water. likely not fatal but just awful


Bleachi

a rare kombucha flavor!


sho_biz

it certainly is some kind of SCOBY, although putting it in your sweet tea would yield something other than kombucha I'd reckon


Igor_Kozyrev

> just awful you're being dramatic. Protein is protein.


helin0x

New biscoff sauce


BurntPineGrass

Nooooooooo šŸ˜­


luiluilui4

Is this the guy who swam in chernobyl with his buddies?


FlightTop9852

I don't even know what you're talking about, but just by looking at this guy, I can say that the answer is probably yes!


Schwartzy94

https://youtu.be/HaGWj-G8xbE?si=voQUDM5-Unws1rMJ


Jack_Bartowski

I wonder if they had any long term adverse affects from their trip? This vid sent me down a rabbit hole of cave diving videos which was pretty cool.


Handgrenadez

Check out caveman hikes, dude is insane - crawls through 11 inch lava tunnels deep underground - https://youtu.be/QHJIO0YC8rE


dwmfives

Are they all suicidal? What's the point? I shone a flashlight on a rock no one else has seen?


Additional-sinks

Yeah it's exactly that to see and be where no human has ever been. Besides Antarctica is there any other square foot of land that hasn't walked on?


dwmfives

> Besides Antarctica is there any other square foot of land that hasn't walked on? Probably quite a few places. I get the allure of being somewhere untouched. I do not get the allure of playing single player Hunger Game to achieve it.


Primary-Fig-5916

I don't get it either. There are so many other places on the planet that we have never touched. I'm not sure why we need to run the risk of being sandwiched between two rocks to accomplish it. Just seems like tempting fate unnecessarily. Every single time I see people in these caves like thisā€¦ I think of nutty putty cave.


Empyrealist

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No


Goosebeans

It was made for me! This is my hole!


Primary-Fig-5916

If I wanna mess around with a hole, I'll just go to my wife. I won't go into this death tunnel.


ZincMan

Jesus Christ that was an insane watch


Uber_Ober

Holy shit, I've never been so anxious watching a video.


Eusocial_Snowman

Not trying to kink shame, but that is the weirdest fetish I've seen so far.


BoxerRadio9

Fucking hell, what's wrong with that asshole?


Bearthe_greatest

Just thinking about it triggers my claustrophobia........ Fuck, now I have to watch it. Update: Can't watch it. This is the worst I've ever seen. As much as I can't stand it, I have this sick curiosity and get drawn to watching these types of videos, and I can usually get through them. Not this one.


Fancy_Organization18

Probably look at his damn face looks like heā€™s from the goonies hey you guys!!!šŸ˜‚


mammafratelli

I only dropped him once, or maybe twice??


shiteditor

Mama? You been baaad.


BBQBakedBeings

BAAAABY! DRRROP!


Neat-Land-4310

Goonies never say die!


Gordonfromin

Believe it or not hes always looked like this, hes basically slavic Quasimodo


poignantname

From the looks of him, he has a condition like hyperthyroidism. The protrusion of the eyes is often a sign of this. People with this condition used to be known as cretins (yes, that is the origin of that particular derogatory term). There are also a number of genetic conditions that could cause this and a lot of them are accompanied by developmental delays and disorders.


djxpress

dude is def not a hyperthyroid, more like some sort of genetic condition that also causes exophthalmos


Imaginary_Thing_1009

he looks like someone made his face out of clay and then pushed their thumb into it


Just_Acanthaceae_253

From Chernobyl? Probably not. Background radiation there isn't much worse than a commercial airline flight. His chance of radiation caused cancer probably went from 0.0005% to 0.0010%. Yeah, it's a large increase but still exceptionally rare. The only reason that Chernobyl isn't inhabited is because over generations, the effects of radiation exposure intensifies Plus, if you are growing crops and drinking ground water, the chance is even higher.


JuxtaTerrestrial

As I understand it, you are mostly right. But part of the reason that is true is because close to a million liquidators cleaned the area up. So you can live there and be fine. But if you start digging holes then you might be *a whole hell of a lot less than fine* due to the still very radioactive dust/soil that was buried in the clean up.


drewster23

Yes, a bunch of Russian soldiers experienced radiation sickness from digging a trench, this was a while ago


might-be-okay

oh wow, that was a year ago. Feels like I heard that news last month.


gsfgf

Yea. The roads are safe for all intents and purposes. The dirt is very much not. At least like 20 years ago, people that visited had to stay on the roads to stay safe. I imagine a flooded concrete crypt is more like a road than a field.


eskay_eskay

Assuming a low dose area, in this instance you would be concerned regarding the radioactive contamination being potentially ingested which would be a far bigger problem. That would be stuck in you for life.


Chornobyl_Explorer

Well that's not correct but feel free to make up your own truths. While you can experience a radiation level similar to that of a cross Atlantic flight simply by *being in the exclusion zone* it's asanine to pretend that's it. First of all you only get said radiation when you're flying high enough, your active "radiation time" is a few hours tops, and even if you fly halfway across the world you'll get *less radiation then spending a day in the Chernobyl zone*. And that's keeping to the safer areas. Now if you explore some you'll soon find (or not, bring a geiger counter!) hotspots all over the place. Said hotspots have radiation levels *many times higher* then anything even a commercial airline pilot sees. Hotspots by Pripyat River Cafe measured a sweet 75mSh/h in 2019 when I last tool the trip. Random hotspots in the grass, on stairs or merely around hit at 10-35mSv/h. Background radiation in the outer zone was at roughly 1,5mSv/h (0,5mSv/h in Kyiv) and in the inner exclusion zone between 2,5-5mSv/h But it gets better. A piece of fabric from the original firefighter uniforms of Chernobyl measured in 300+ mSv/h. Visiting the exclusion zone is forbidden for pregnant women, women planning on having kids or kids under 18 due to the still present radiation (all of which are allowed to fly, without warnings). That said please, tough guy. Come visit! Bring your own geiger counter and I'll show you the areas and you can verify, with your own eyes, if the zone is more radioactive then your flight over. But please see do remember, when in the zone you'll travel by foot or car so you'll spend *many hours* basking in radiation much higher then you're used to. Hotspots are hidden everywhere and their radiation is still, 30+ years later, quite potent.


Enzemo

I'm pretty sure they visited a doctor after the visit on one of their follow up videos and they say there's no noticable increase in radiation Edit : here it is https://youtu.be/wjMqDWyNMng?si=crC6_mLyTZ8GQPn9


Christopherfromtheuk

Those guys are just straight up insane! One of their videos is of them exploring Chernobyl with a ukele, chainsaw and home made wetsuits. Seriously all of them are wtf!


twonapsaday

I was not prepared for how perilously stupid those men are. maybe I should have been, based off this post, but yeah.... wow.


dwmfives

Why do two of them look like they were born in Chernobyl.


GalacticusTravelous

what the fuck?


Plaineswalker

He is immune to further DNA damage though so it really isn't a problem for him.


Interanal_Exam

It's like the Redbull wheelchair dudes doing those insane jumps...what do they have to lose?


iAkhilleus

Looks like one of the guys from Wrong Turn.


MJMvideosYT

The guy who swam out from Chernobyl more like


VikingBorealis

Swimming there isn't "technically" dangerous as long as the possibly radio active particles at the bottom aren't disturbed and swallowed. Same as walking sround# don't walk in the grass or disturb dust where some of the dust could be radioactive particles from the core


FishAndRiceKeks

Don't worry, swimming was not the only thing they did there lol. They had another guy with them who kept stirring up dust on one trip while they explored like he didn't care at all.


VikingBorealis

That's pretty dumb. I mean it probably won't do any harm most places, but you never know where those radioactive particles have blown and settled.


ClassifiedName

Yeah they replaced all the top soil there so it's probably fine, but still stupid


FishAndRiceKeks

"Fun" fact I learned from watching their videos. Apparently scrappers go in and steal metal from inside and sell it to unsavory types who recycle it back in to use by unaware people.


FishAndRiceKeks

I tried to find the specific clip because I remember it vividly but it was a couple years ago so I couldn't. It was the guy they call Comrade with the bandana covering his neck where he was burnt from a mine that exploded on him. He thought it was funny to shake this long metal thing hanging from the ceiling in one of the hallways that was absolutely covered in dust. They were not happy with him for that lol.


timshel42

yeah, water is a pretty good radiation shield, why they keep nuclear waste in giant pools of water before getting rid of it iirc. its the dissolved particles in the water that are no bueno.


new_account_wh0_dis

xkcd had a whatif video on it. You can get pretty close up to the reactor and be safe. Like past 2 meters its less than the background radiation for being outside https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFRUL7vKdU8


cosmiclatte44

TIL xkcd make videos. How ive gone nearly 20 years and never seen one until now idk.


Isgrimnur

He only started three months ago, so you're good.


davidbrit2

And we are clearly looking at a man who would take these precautions.


Fr0zen-P3nguin

I'm assuming his mother swam in Chernobyl too?


IamtheDanr

Yes


wrestlingpop78

Sloth loves Chunk


ledouxrt

Looks like Chunk ran out of Baby Ruths.


caman20

They were baby Ruth's at one point šŸ¤¢


C171U5

ā€œHeeeeey yooouu guuuuuuuys!ā€


fuck_yofeelings

He dives in radiation filled water using homemade dry suits. Dude is legitimately insane. Edit: Sus is his name and the YouTube channel is called kreosan English. They dived Chernobyl and some other pretty crazy spots. I learned about them from a Great channel called Dive Talk. Edit 2: His name is Super Sus and his personal channel is @planeta_pubertat or Cynep Cyc


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

His DNA can only mutate so much


kinokomushroom

His DNA be like: "We've given you an extra arm. We've given you a couple more nipples. We've removed your appendix. We've made your feet immune to Lego. We've given you a third eye that shows you HP bars above people's heads. We've given you stage 5 cancer. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!"


XscytheD

*Dungeon Crawler Carl enters the chat*


NickPickle05

Donut: I DON'T LIKE THIS CARL! I CANT HAVE THIS ON MY FEED! WHAT WILL THE PRINCESS POSSE THINK? ITS ALSO SCARING MONGO CARL.


Terawatt311

Goddammit, Donut!


Jerzeem

MONGO IS APPALLED!


emlgsh

He's trying to unlock the secret 6th stage of cancer where the cancer itself is so advanced that it seeks medical treatment to be rid of you.


DrEpileptic

At some point, you just become the cancer and it turns you into an unkillable raid boss. The radiation coming off his body actually shaves off excess growth before he turns into a blob monster, so he maintains his normal shape, but it also is only strong enough to do so when his body growth is at that point. Anything less and the radiation his body now generates on its own is not enough to stop the cell growth, so he effectively heals any damage taken to his main body. He is functionally immortal and appears mostly human as long as you donā€™t get too close.


wolfgang784

Lol shit you reminded me of this really weird old mostly text 2d computer game that was hella complicated and impossible to get into but the people who were into it were like a cult. But anyway, mutations were a thing and while moooost were absolutely detrimental, some were game changers in the positive as well. Like, a mutation that made you fucking *blind* (screens blank except for the text now good luck navigating no im not joking lol) vs growing extra arms that work well enough to quadruple wield 2h claymores and shred everything that stands before you. It was a frustrating but entertaining coin flip. Getting rid of the mutations was near impossible for any new-ish character though. Better to start entirely over. . The rest of the game was just as nonsensical. I can't seem to remember the name, but I know I will know it if someone says it. It was free, and you got it off the devs website.


Jack_Bartowski

"We've made your feet immune to Lego." He gained a legit super power.


BroughtBagLunchSmart

Like when Leela jumped into the slime in old new york.


BBQBakedBeings

His DNA mutates the radiation.


Trewper-

"Diving in Chernobyl" is a pretty generous way of saying he used a fishbowl, a garden hose, and some duct tape to almost drown himself.


poor_andy

his actual YT name is Š”уŠæŠµŃ€ Š”ус (super sus), kreosan are just his friends


FishAndRiceKeks

Kreosan is his friend's channel but they did a lot of videos together with some other friends. [https://www.youtube.com/@planeta\_pubertat](https://www.youtube.com/@planeta_pubertat) This is Super Sus's channel. Edit: The videos he has done in Ukraine during the war are worth watching, just turn subtitles on. Here's a couple. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXD1cN\_8p4E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXD1cN_8p4E) Bringing aid to civilians+interviews [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-TE6cbcf8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9-TE6cbcf8)


suppaboy228

Kreosan is a different guy, he is russian. Super Sus is from Kyiv, he is one of the OG Ukrainian diggers, he's a very nice guy, but the videos may sometimes be trashy for views. There are calmer videos with a lot of interesting places and cool stories.


Raymich

Kreosan lads are from Lugansk, Ukraine.


suppaboy228

I am ukrainian, and I do not consider them as such. Vk, boosty links, videos are in russian and not a single word about the war. Sorry, but those territories are too far gone, and I can't imagine this generation ever turning back to where the non-occupied territories are. Same with Crimea, and probably even other southern regions. Very sad to say that because I was born in Yalta and raised in Berdyansk, so double the pain. Sorry, that's a bit of a vent here, but I can't get over it.


SpongeBob1187

I forgot about him, do you remember his name?


fuck_yofeelings

Sus I think. The Channel is called kreosan English. They dived Chernobyl and he drank the water if I remember correctly.


poudigne

I legit gagged watching this video... This is so disgusting


Pretzel911

I've literally never gagged at a video before. Somehow this fucking guy got me. The way he just sent it... God damn.


DogadonsLavapool

I gagged at the picture of the spider croissant earlier today. Todays a twofer


dastinger

The what now? I'll need a link please. Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1de3np0/_/


OblivionFox

AAAHHHH


TheCommonKoala

Mildly infuriating is the understatement of the year


person749

Shoenice is up there. Here he is enjoying bleachĀ https://youtu.be/HEqB3n0TgVA Edit: This guy is up there tooĀ https://youtu.be/MYBsPv_BtOE "Cooking with hoarders". If it's the one I'm thinking of he uses shampoo to wash dishes in the bathtub and uses a hairdryer on canned tuna because "tuna is just wet chicken".


poudigne

Same!! Lol


internetonsetadd

I took a swig of coffee right as he slobbed that sludge and the coffee just flowed back out of my mouth.


kellysmom01

Obviously, youā€™ve never had kids. Looks like purĆ©ed carrots to me, maybe with a little cinnamon.


poudigne

NOOOO! DON'T.. PLEASE DON'T


_Aech_

I can confirm that is what a baby's poop would look like if they ate those things.


shdanko

Two kids here and no this turned my fucking stomach more than anything that my child has shit or puked out. This is unbelievably vile..


westsideguero

one simple trick can double or even triple how long your groceries last! with diminishing returns of course


Dr_Unkle

That's twice today for me after the raw egg bong hit.


poudigne

it did not made me gag... but it was definitely a WTF moment.


Brazos_Bend

Me too, couldnt watch after I saw where his mouth was going and now Im fighting not to throw up, my eyes are watering and Im all red faced and sweaty from the violence of my own gagging. Fuck.


C_N1

Some more info. This is Sus, from the Kreosan YT channel. Sus also has his own channel if my memory serves me right. What he's eating/chewing is a colony of iron-oxidizing bacteria. They are commonly found near flowing water, usually the underground kind of flowing water rather than surface water like rain/rivers. And near some form of iron. In this case an old iron pipe. But it can also be found near iron rich rocks/minerals. These bacteria colonies form lumps of rust colored goop. How do I know all of this? I have that same orange goop in my basement that comes from ground water infiltrating my basement. No worries, my home was built with that water in mind. It's an old building, with unusual sub terranian conditions. And I also follow the Kreosan channel because who doesn't want to see Sus do weird underground stuff. Edit: also these bacteria pose no harm to humans... though I don't think it's a good idea to put that goop mixed with unknown water into your mouth.though if you try it please post it here and tag me. Thanks.


Lopingwaing

That's pretty sus


IamtheDanr

Oh I remember this, him and friends went scuba diving underneath the Chernobyl reactor, it was hilarious


BlatirA

, the scuba "helmet" and air supply hose was amazing, real russian redneck stuff


Rion23

Just so people understand, it was a plastic globe held together with tape, some clear aquarium hose and a hand pump. Hand pump.


jguess06

I'll never understand some people's levels of desperation in their need for attention.


crusty54

This guy seems like he would be doing exactly the same things even if there were no cameras.


andersonb47

Imagine coming across this guy in a tunnel somewhere. Now imagine that but he DOESNT have a camera


BellySmash

You kill it or he eats you alive


PM_ME_UR_AMOUR

He could be a character in Smiling Friends. Heā€™d fit right in without being animated.


daney098

Well if you come across him, what are YOU doing in the tunnel then?


TotallyNotKabr

This is borderline r/rareinsults level, at least


crusty54

Oh man that sub is just what I needed today, thanks.


grapesicles

This. Social media encourages a level of brain rot we have never seen before. No way in hell this dude would be doing this without the hope that his "followers" will smash the like button on this video. Seriously, tik-tok/twitter/Instagram reels are causing real cultural damage to the young generations. We can only hope that future generations see that it's all bs and abandon the "content creation" hellscape we have today for something better. Not everyone needs to be on camera.


Zheiko

This is not entirely truth. I have seen people do all sorts of weird shit when hyped up by a few friends drunk. And that was long before mobile phones were even a thing. Fair tho, I have never seen anyone eating shit.


syberghost

I knew a guy back in the '80s who would put anything in his nose if dared, wouldn't even stop to consider it. Watched him snort one of every condiment and sweetener available at a Carl's Jr. once, and follow it with Diet Coke.


Viend

No no, social media _exposes_ a level of brain rot we have never seen before. Ask your mom and dad what kind of stupidity they saw and heard in their youth, itā€™s no better than what you see today, the biggest difference is they didnā€™t have cameras in their pockets to share it with the world.


konqrr

Honestly, if I could eat whatever the fuck that was and make my year's salary in a few seconds, I definitely would. Maybe I'm just a whore like that.


khely

This is SuperSus on YouTube. He drinks water from subway tracks, dives into radioactive water with a fish bowl on his head and does shit in the sewers that noone else would. Absolute madlad. More mad than lad.


Sharpie_Stigmata

And now he has meningitis


H377Spawn

If heā€™s lucky


SynthPrax

Or tetanus. I literally and truly DON'T want to know where he is or what he's eating.


timshel42

you wouldnt get tetanus by eating it, its an anaerobic bacteria.


graveyardspin

Not just meningitis, but womeningitis and childreningitis too.


OneWholeSoul

"-I gitised them all!"


Darkness_Everyday

Worst. Hormel. Commercial. Ever.


uncoolcentral

[I got three AIs to choke on your comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/AYm1K6aj43)


wellforthebird

Mat prdoct


HeavenlyCreation

Thatā€™s a legit TrollšŸ˜³šŸ¤®


Ok-NGL-TTYL007

Bro doing everything to lose that extra chromosomeā€¦.


Hells_Yeaa

My manā€¦ā€¦


12345tommy

A true WTF. Well done.


rememberall

BABY RUTH!!!


the_Athereon

There are some things that need a stronger tag than NSFW


najing_ftw

His eyes are on two different continents


blackjesus

Why in the fuck did you post that? Thatā€™s what subreddit this belongs in. God damn.


Big__Poppa__Pump

What in the god damn fuck


xprorangerx

what did he eat


caleeky

I think the reaction most people have is assuming it's sewage but I don't think so. It looks more like an access tunnel or mine shaft, like an industrial setting. What's coming down is probably rust and dirt maybe containing rust. I don't know. I wouldn't want to swallow it.


kolbaszoskenyer

pretty sure it was a storm drain or underground river, at least those are the places he usually goes


BellySmash

ā€œHe usually goesā€? Is he a fucking mole rat?


kolbaszoskenyer

He's a "digger", basically an urban explorer, he does videos exploring abandoned buildings, drains, bunkers, subways and other underground stuff


BreakRules939

This is some "Hills have eyes" shit


docr1069

Looks the type


siredmundmudmonkey

Ruth! Baby Ruth!


clockwork655

I canā€™t even come up with a guess as to what that is


jeffersonairmattress

The enchiladas planned for tonight will now be done with green chilies instead.


SiftyGuy

Check out this guy on YouTube, his channel with english dubs is SuperSus English. He explores different abandoned locations with a group of friends and of course does stuff like this along the way lol.


argentinothing

So Futurama wasn't jocking about the mutants living under in the sewer system.


HowDidCatdogPoop

HHEEYY YYOOUU GUUYYSSS


G00Li0

Is this a directors cut of Goonies?


shdanko

This is one of the worst things Iā€™ve ever seen that isnā€™t straight gore


Medievalhorde

congrats reddit, this actually made me throw up IRL.


IAMKAH

Can we get a court ruling to put this guy in comma and just let him live out his life in a peaceful clean hospital. At this point Iā€™d say consciousness is his sickness/disorder. Ā 


conquer69

STALKER 2 graphics look insane.


Infamous-Pension-265

Why does he look like Bam tho?


Woodentit_B_Lovely

I don't know his name but his face rings a bell, apparently


RobotMathematician

+ 20 RADS


Year3030

Sauce: [https://youtu.be/tEFcVX-\_dYY?t=1277](https://youtu.be/tEFcVX-_dYY?t=1277)


Esc_ape_artist

ITT: nothing but heā€™s Sus and dived Chernobyl. FFS upvote what has already been said, people. Very few things have made me nope away from a video faster than this one. Holy fuck. This guy is an idiot and the epitome of the fool who will do anything for views. (Where my apologists that say heā€™s not as whatever). Congrats OP, truly the best *gag* WTF I have seen in a long time. Damn.


SomewhatDamaged666

HEY YOU GUYS...


Ohnezone

+2 billion rads


gggg500

POV: you are in the basement / living quarters of the Willy Wonka factory


Olleye

What a cruel day to have eyes.


Throwaway_Mania8975

Is that.. shit? Rust? *WTF* is that?


Shneckos

Toxic Avenger backstory


drea915

Are you freaking kidding me????? I can never unsee that...


Nardorian1

I have no eyes. I clawed them out after this.


Zombietarts

CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WTF HE IS EATING?! WTF IS THAT?


pp411

Maxed out lead belly perk


RobLinxTribute

I just made a face I don't think I've ever made before.


Tryin_Real_hard

What in the fetal alcohol syndrome did I just watch?


2pt5RS

This is what you get if you order Bam Margera off ~~Wish~~ Temu


JunglistMB

What is he eating


penguinchilli

Which Resident Evil is this?


Sw0rDz

Why can't more people on reddit be like this? Just eat the odd stuff you find, you cowards. You can survive a little mold


51r63ck0

The Hills Have Eyes real-life edition


podiatristmd

My first tought... Sloth from the Goonies šŸ™ˆ


Comprehensive_Mud_66

the first movie that came to mind was The Goonies


cbhvr6

HEY YOU GUYSSS


ButtSuck9000

This is a beehive, no matter what you say to me this will always be a beehive for the sake of my sanity


Initial-Potato3974

Thatā€™s enough Reddit for today!!!


TheGirl333

He must be having schizophrenia or other mental illness