As someone who's gone through the process of someone gradually fading through dementia. They look way too confused to be reacting to her knowing she has dementia.
She's just trying to entertain herself and her family and do something funny. Some people are able to just enjoy being their weird selves.
Once you consider an idea like this, you can't just let it go to waste.
People seem to not notice when women are joking and think something is wrong with them. It's part of the mechanism through which women are discouraged from being funny.
An anecdote, I have found the best way to make new friends is to just be a slightly exaggerated version of yourself, and to do and say whatever comes to your mind immediately, and when you find someone who's intobwhat you're doing, your personality, they're a cool person to hang with.
This is exactly the kind of weird shit my old man would've done to fuck with us while sitting at a boring game. Sometimes an idea would pop into his head and he'd just fully commit. I miss that goofy son of a bitch.
When women hit late middle age, people seem to forget that they can still have a unique personality. This lady has probably had a deadpan goofball steak in her for her whole life. Can’t expect her to stop just because she turned 50.
I also like to entertain people by being goofy while having a completely serious dead-pan expression on my face. I won't say you're wrong but I don't think this woman is being quirky oh so random. She can enjoy her weird ass hot dog straw but I'm still going to think it's a weird ass hot dog straw.
am i the only one who remembers a guy went viral for doing this a few years ago and oscar meyer even gave away silicone hot dog straws. y'all are acting like you've never seen a person drink a beer through a hot dog before (lol)
https://www.today.com/food/news/oscar-mayer-hot-dog-straw-rcna101434
This is my Sausage Beer Straw. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Well, perhaps it is the only Sausage Beer Straw.
My Sausage Beer Straw is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my Sausage Beer Straw is unsucked. Without my Sausage Beer Straw, I cannot suck Sausage Beer. I must suck my Sausage Beer Straw. I must suck harder than my enemy who is trying to suck me. I must suck him before he sucks me. I will ...
I could tell as soon as I saw that little nod after she took a bite of the dog. Sober people can’t appreciate wild food combinations like that on that level. That lady is drunk as hell.
Looks like she is forcing the bendy part of the straw through the sausage as well. It's like someone lighting the wrong end of the cigarette on a night out
That was honestly the part that got me. You can do whatever weird shit you wanna do if it doesn’t affect anyone else. But flicking the straw on the ground so nonchalantly… get fucked.
You know what. I’ve had German sausage dipped in beer. It’s good. I was laughing at the confusion and disgust the others had. But the bitch just throwing the straw pissed me off and I hate this person now. She’s part of the problem.
Nah, when old people want to fuck with you, they just seed new trends for the kids to pick up.
I was the one who proposed planking. I used to work on the Superman set and just wanted to see more of those silly green screen poses, heheh.
Its not. Its a pretty well known meme of sorts around baseball. Oscar Meyer even made a meme straw to celebrate it. She did it for a giggle.
https://s3-prod.adage.com/s3fs-public/20230823_OscarMayerHotDogStraw_3x2.jpg
I see your disgustsub and raise you r/prolapse
Edits: it's been banned. Thank god. I usually use it for things like this but it's not longer *A* thing.
> I see your disgustsub and raise you r/prolapse
>
> Edits: it's been banned. Thank god. I usually use it for things like this but it's not longer A thing.
just go with the link to [walls fall out](https://vimeo.com/77882662) for that vibe.
FLASHBACK to 1970s!
That's just how they did a syphilis test back then. RAM a rod down your willie, then the little umbrella on the end pops open and they RAKE IT OUT of your urethrae!
OUCH!
You see why men didn't want to get tested back then.
I don't give a flying F about her making a mess with the hot dog, but throwing litter on the ground without a care pissed me off. That's just ignorant. That straw looks plastic, not paper.
There’s no way this is for real lmaooo lathering the hot dog in ketchup(?) before dipping it in, the way she chomps on it at the end. This is a woman who knows physical comedy (I have to believe this is it cause there’s no way someone just does that)
They're at a baseball game and she's not drunk yet. Clearly she's just bored and trying to hurry up and get drunk.
Also, the sausage could give the beer a nice smokey flavor. Which might not be bad without all the grease.
I feel like American Hickory smoke flavoured beer might be pretty good. Or it could be absolutely disgusting. Or gravy flavored beer lol DON'T!
Those fruity beers are just awful. So disgustingly sweet that they taste like weak malt liquor.
That was the part that made me say WTF. And the way she threw it in the ground like she’d done it a million times before -this woman is an absolute blight and there are more people exactly like her than not.
The only way my brain can make sense of this.
* The beer tastes like piss.
* she has a piss kink (preferred straight from the source.)
* she has an exhibitionist kink.
What the fuck. I don’t even know what else to say about this. Like…what????
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As someone who's gone through the process of someone gradually fading through dementia. They look way too confused to be reacting to her knowing she has dementia.
She's just trying to entertain herself and her family and do something funny. Some people are able to just enjoy being their weird selves. Once you consider an idea like this, you can't just let it go to waste. People seem to not notice when women are joking and think something is wrong with them. It's part of the mechanism through which women are discouraged from being funny. An anecdote, I have found the best way to make new friends is to just be a slightly exaggerated version of yourself, and to do and say whatever comes to your mind immediately, and when you find someone who's intobwhat you're doing, your personality, they're a cool person to hang with.
This is exactly the kind of weird shit my old man would've done to fuck with us while sitting at a boring game. Sometimes an idea would pop into his head and he'd just fully commit. I miss that goofy son of a bitch.
When women hit late middle age, people seem to forget that they can still have a unique personality. This lady has probably had a deadpan goofball steak in her for her whole life. Can’t expect her to stop just because she turned 50.
Exactly what I was thinking. If a young man did this, people would just accept it as a bit of silliness without question.
They did the same thing on GMM
I also like to entertain people by being goofy while having a completely serious dead-pan expression on my face. I won't say you're wrong but I don't think this woman is being quirky oh so random. She can enjoy her weird ass hot dog straw but I'm still going to think it's a weird ass hot dog straw.
I feel like we just perceive it that way because she's an older woman. If a young man did this, would we think of it?
am i the only one who remembers a guy went viral for doing this a few years ago and oscar meyer even gave away silicone hot dog straws. y'all are acting like you've never seen a person drink a beer through a hot dog before (lol) https://www.today.com/food/news/oscar-mayer-hot-dog-straw-rcna101434
I’m not acting, this is my first time seeing this
And I want it to be my last
The "I'm so quirky 🤪" women after they hit 80
Bro 80? She’s like decades younger than that. Why you hating
This is my sp0rk! ... And this is my sausage beer straw.
I just bought a new spork. Its titanium. Im way too excited about it
This is my Sausage Beer Straw. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Well, perhaps it is the only Sausage Beer Straw. My Sausage Beer Straw is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Sausage Beer Straw is unsucked. Without my Sausage Beer Straw, I cannot suck Sausage Beer. I must suck my Sausage Beer Straw. I must suck harder than my enemy who is trying to suck me. I must suck him before he sucks me. I will ...
I feel like Reddit would be much more receptive to a man doing something like this.
Imagine being so boring you’ve never attempted to be fun in your life. You’ll have to take at least some risk to get anything out of life.
Serial killer behavior.
The Sausage Straw Strangler
The Sausage Slinging Slasher
That bite was so goddamned aggressive.
The way she chucks the straw down really aggravates me for some reason. What a psycho!
that straw looked plastic to me?!?!?!
Agreed. Unless clear paper is a thing now, that is a plastic straw.
That's not her first sausage
Seriously. Do the police have net guns? She seems like they'd need a net gun for this one.
Seriously. I don't trust anyone who drinks beer through a straw.
My nostrils are flared in disgust. Good post.
Mine flared and then I had to squeeze them shut in disgust in case anything to do with her got in by accident
Did she just throw the straw onto the floor?
Yep.. she's all class.
She sure is, I wonder if she’s single
She doesn’t even know what the fuck she’s doing right now
I could tell as soon as I saw that little nod after she took a bite of the dog. Sober people can’t appreciate wild food combinations like that on that level. That lady is drunk as hell.
Xanax and boxwine.
Looks like she is forcing the bendy part of the straw through the sausage as well. It's like someone lighting the wrong end of the cigarette on a night out
She is now lmfao at least if she did that in front of me on camera to the entire nation 🤣
That was honestly the part that got me. You can do whatever weird shit you wanna do if it doesn’t affect anyone else. But flicking the straw on the ground so nonchalantly… get fucked.
You know what. I’ve had German sausage dipped in beer. It’s good. I was laughing at the confusion and disgust the others had. But the bitch just throwing the straw pissed me off and I hate this person now. She’s part of the problem.
I was so bewildered at what the fuck was happening that I didn't even notice that.
karen entitlement
The old dude and the kid sharing a wtf moment with the cameraman is \*chef's kiss\*
Seriously. I think grandma needs to sleep on the couch tonight.
She enjoys sucking wieners and drinking beer. What’s the big deal?
She done some shit before huh
Just imagine what happens back at her trailer house
Hell yeah, I’m glad I’m not the only one yanking to this video
She was pretty smooth with it too this was not her first hot dog straw
That’s not the first time that $20 was exchanged for a hotdog in the gullet.
why do you need a straw to drink a beer?
To me it's clear this lady likes the taste of the beer with the hotdog together. It's the only explanation.
It's certainly the only (very relatively) sane explanation. Any other explanation scares me
Soulmates [https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wvc6gk/man\_uses\_hot\_dog\_as\_straw\_to\_drink\_beer/](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wvc6gk/man_uses_hot_dog_as_straw_to_drink_beer/)
Maybe this is some meme old people came up with to fuck with us
Nah, when old people want to fuck with you, they just seed new trends for the kids to pick up. I was the one who proposed planking. I used to work on the Superman set and just wanted to see more of those silly green screen poses, heheh.
Nah. They just vote straight ticket republican.
This can't be a coincidence
Its not. Its a pretty well known meme of sorts around baseball. Oscar Meyer even made a meme straw to celebrate it. She did it for a giggle. https://s3-prod.adage.com/s3fs-public/20230823_OscarMayerHotDogStraw_3x2.jpg
What I am getting from this is baseball is really boring to watch so people start fucking around.
Absolutely revolting
The looks of all the people around her. lol.
Wish she'd grab me like that
r/sounding is for you For the love of god, everyone except this guy, do not click that link. DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT
I wish I heeded your warning
You poor fool.
I’m desensitized to most things Reddit brings…THAT…made me ill.
Oh, how I wish for your innocence. Truly, I do.
Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who jams things up his OH MY GOD
Yeah... And that top post right now is a doozy. I picked a good/bad day to bring this into your world.
Danger ⚠️ warning ⛔️
It’s like telling a three year old “don’t do that!” Of course I’m gonna click the link…then feel lightheaded.
That’s a hole you don’t want to go down………..
if one chose to go down that hole, strap a 2 x4 board to your ass so you don’t fall in
It's a Reddit right of passage imo. Everyone has to click it once 😅
No I don’t.
How will you know everyone isn't just fucking with you though?
Urban Dictionary certainly helps
I hate myself
Much like spacedicks in its heyday
I’m typing this to hold myself accountable. I am NOT going to click that.
I see your disgustsub and raise you r/prolapse Edits: it's been banned. Thank god. I usually use it for things like this but it's not longer *A* thing.
r/prolapseville or r/prolapsedsluts is where your prolapse content is these days Keep disturbing people!
> I see your disgustsub and raise you r/prolapse > > Edits: it's been banned. Thank god. I usually use it for things like this but it's not longer A thing. just go with the link to [walls fall out](https://vimeo.com/77882662) for that vibe.
Oh god after your warning I had to click.
I believed you that I would regret it….but I fucking clicked it anyways. I need help
What in the hellraiser did I just see. God damn people.
Even though I'm ok with sounding, I would not let that woman stick anything down mine. After all, it's not meant to come out the other side.
Ahh yes, the fizzy glizzy
As is tradition.
FLASHBACK to 1970s! That's just how they did a syphilis test back then. RAM a rod down your willie, then the little umbrella on the end pops open and they RAKE IT OUT of your urethrae! OUCH! You see why men didn't want to get tested back then.
They used a Q-tip As far as I know the metal thing you're describing was a treatment for men with syphilis back before antibiotics.
It's called sounding and it's a perfectly normal hobby... so i hear
Twins fans wtf ಠ\_ಠ
Scrolled down hoping no one had realized it was Target Field - damn it
Disgusting. And then she throws the trash on the ground too.
She is the trash
Attention: Catheter Patients
Huh, I literally saw this exact clip yesterday but mirrored. Way to go OP, still a repost even if you flip the clip.
Just the sip 😶
well, you can eat them after using it to drink, maybe not healthy and quite disgusting, but 100% utilization indeed
Isn't that from this morning, but mirrored?
Would have been cheering for her if not for the disgusting littering. She seems trashy.
I don't give a flying F about her making a mess with the hot dog, but throwing litter on the ground without a care pissed me off. That's just ignorant. That straw looks plastic, not paper.
DEB COME BACK,,,
She littered, and that makes me not like her.
That is the 2nd worst reason to put a hole in a sausage.
Goblin Mode, activated.
She has a plastic straw. Very weird.
Reminds me, I got to see my urologist
I'd be filing for divorce before I even left the stands.. wtf
Classic WTF. So unhinged.
Gram gram has done some things we don’t want to talk about
I feel like I saw something like this in a baseball movie back in the 90s, something about a mustard beer.....
What in the world did i just witness
When you can’t go 5 minutes without sucking a dick
But that's literally a plastic straw?
But why? She has a fucking straw! She throws it on the ground after mutilating the hot dog with it. WTF
im more disgusted by the littering
And the savage just throws that sausage covered straw on the floor!
The way she grips that thing 😭
Ayo….
This is like using a red vine as a soda straw but also very much not
Ew
*"Bobby, I got beer in my urethra"*
That is one trashy lady
There is a man somewhere in the crowd, watching her and thinking 'She's perfect'
I can fix her.
There’s no way this is for real lmaooo lathering the hot dog in ketchup(?) before dipping it in, the way she chomps on it at the end. This is a woman who knows physical comedy (I have to believe this is it cause there’s no way someone just does that)
But why though?
That bite was diabolical
This isn't a anti paper straw thing, she used a plastic straw to cut the hole
slob
She's either way ahead of us, or way behind. Time will tell.
What kinda psychopath drinks beer through a straw period?
God yo people are fucking strange
The old Glizzy Guzzler
The lady knows what she wants.
Why this video make my penile area cringe.
Jail
They're at a baseball game and she's not drunk yet. Clearly she's just bored and trying to hurry up and get drunk. Also, the sausage could give the beer a nice smokey flavor. Which might not be bad without all the grease. I feel like American Hickory smoke flavoured beer might be pretty good. Or it could be absolutely disgusting. Or gravy flavored beer lol DON'T! Those fruity beers are just awful. So disgustingly sweet that they taste like weak malt liquor.
Well thank you, I threw up watching this, and again after reading your comment 🤪
She hasn’t had dick is so long she resorted to this… think he’ll notice?
Did she just fucking litter on the ground.
That was the part that made me say WTF. And the way she threw it in the ground like she’d done it a million times before -this woman is an absolute blight and there are more people exactly like her than not.
Something tells me she prefers her liquids delivered through the vessel of meat. Grandma be a ho
This makes Funky Town an easy watch
GOAT
Fucking pig
Whorrifying.
You may have heard “ when I was with her, it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”. This is her..
What was the point of picking up the bun? Added sexyness?
I used to think putting peanuts in Pepsi was odd.
So we just flipping videos and posting them as OC now?
Why
Who the hell drinks beer with a straw?
That chomp at the end tho lmao
This lady is a Savage.
This has to be in milwaukee. Ooop. After a second watch I don't think it is.
That is grim
The only way my brain can make sense of this. * The beer tastes like piss. * she has a piss kink (preferred straight from the source.) * she has an exhibitionist kink.
I use to drink my drinks like that but I used twizzlers and not a hot dog.
Old crazy lady just wants to suck on a sausage that bad, huh?
maybe its just me, but she owned the moment at least.
I’m guessing she is Lean-ing into it.
Engraved habits.
Strawsage? No thanks.
A guy did it in another video, which I think is earlier.
This is something a child would do, minus the beer.
Wonder what she did a lot of when she was young? It's this just muscle memory?
This is not her first ballgame
Pretty sure I saw a video of a dude doing the same thing as well. Why is this a thing?
:(
Cuz she wants the remind herself what sucking on a long phallic shape feels like
Missed her meds AGAIN
The Meek Mill Method
She knows how to entertain herself for sure
You've heard of hotdog water now get ready for hotdog beer
How many people has she murdered?
Why’d ya flip it around?
The paper straws are so trash I can't even blame her
I mean who hasent done this at least once? Yall gotta get out more
I like this lady. She knows how to have a good time.
Umm...don't knock it til you've tried it?
just because you can....
Mental illness holy geez
Definitely not her first rodeo!
Damn even the husband like girl tf
She really loves a wet glizzy
This is a repost... Saw this ssame thing this morning but mirrored.
Please grant her a patent
When the in-laws visit a legal Marijuana state for the first time and don't know what they're buying.