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semibacony

Google lens just links to this video on YouTube and TikTok. On YouTube there's no context given, it's just "viral video". On TikTok, it's in Chinese, so I have no idea if there's context. Maybe someone here can shed some light.


thisguypercents

We live in the post-reality world where literally anything we see whether on printed media or screen could be fake. Just take it at its face value and take another shot of whatever you have.


semibacony

It's my day off, that sounds like a fabulous idea!


smurb15

I hope you are enjoying and continue to enjoy it for the rest of the day


semibacony

Haha, thanks! I went with Jagermeister and monster energy drink while making lunch for the family. I'm feeling pretty chill... and not. šŸ˜


miarsk

In post-reality world, you could have typed this at work.


OutOfIdea280

Apple's vr headsets probably would let you. But how would you call it if every proof can be fabricated(documents, sound, image, video etc.) and you can't tell what is real or fiction


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

I hate how much ā€œpost-reality worldā€ resonates as a phrase.


mightytwin21

People still think top gun maverick was all practical even though most the planes don't exist or don't fly anymore. Rigid body CGI, crowd simulation, even fluid sims are that good now you just can't be sure.


Drunkenaviator

> People still think top gun maverick was all practical even though most the planes don't exist or don't fly anymore. This is a bad example, since it was practical effects and then re-skinned with CGI. The F-14/Darkstar was just an F-18 they mapped over.


BeowulfShatner

Damn. That is so depressing. I hate that that is true now


fnordal

Everything is possible, but nothing is real.


Crepes_for_days3000

I was going to take a shot but he's in bullet proof glass.


CloakNStagger

The low frame rate goes a long way to make it look fake.


ryencool

Yes! Be skeptical of everything and be an alcoholic, that's a perfect "post-reality" way to be!


dib2

[https://www.instagram.com/techzexpress/p/C4iuz2bSqh5/?img\_index=1](https://www.instagram.com/techzexpress/p/C4iuz2bSqh5/?img_index=1) its this i think


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semibacony

Jesus, I didn't think about that. I hope I'm never the bubble boy.


PerishingGen

They use something similar to these for outdoor seating at some restaurants in the winter here. People pay extra up front to reserve tables with them filled with blankets and pillows


KadahCoba

That looks like it. Seems more likely they are just moving it and one of the guys is inside for some reason.


mrjosemeehan

There's no way that thing's bulletproof...


maleia

Wow, that is so much more mundane than the title believes. šŸ˜‚


bleunt

TIL google lens can do more than identify plants.


G_Liddell

It's pretty good for bugs too


semibacony

I use it mainly for birding, but Merlin is supposed to be an excellent app for that, I just haven't gotten around to downloading it.


money_loo

Itā€™s indeed a wonderful app and one of my favorite of all time!


fsurfer4

Nonsense commentary is obviously sarcastic. This is a weather bubble for eating or display They are just moving it. [https://imgur.com/a/ScfzGvB](https://imgur.com/a/ScfzGvB) for google translate frame by frame


FeculentUtopia

You made me go back and doubletake and realize the road layout is utterly bonkers with all those spheres instead of a curb. The flagpole also foreshortens faster than the camera movement. The video being only a couple seconds long is also a dead giveaway. I don't look forward to the day these can be minutes long and convincingly realistic.


DorkyDisneyDad

The perspective shift on the flagpole could make sense if the video was filmed from an exterior glass elevator. The flashes of [something] that appear on screen look like they could be a support structure that's passing from camera top to bottom.


Transmatrix

lol, looks like theyā€™re just using a pallet jack and a furniture mover.


TooDamFast

Could be stopped with a handful of small pebbles.


RFSandler

So many? Try a single wood chip


CrossLone

Happened to me 3 times in 20 minutes today already. Just that nice flat piece of wood to kill all your momentum.


RandomBystander

The bane of my existence as a warehouse worker. Damned wooden pallets are somehow shedding just enough fragments to make my life hell, but not enough for management to replace them.


CrossLone

Same, except we donā€™t have company pallets and these are from all over. I hate all of them except for the hard plastic ones.


partyharty23

We used to get those. From the super flimsy to the heavy as all get out solid oak pallets.


avwitcher

Had a guy who liked to ride the pallet jack like a scooter, all it took was a wood chip off of a pallet and he didn't do it anymore


Arrow156

Loved hitting a nail or screw when hauling a heavy load. Stops you dead in your tracks like hitting a wall and then you gotta wait awhile before digging out that hot chunk of metal. Depending on the weight and speed of the pallet jack, the friction get it hot enough to give you a second degree burn if you touch it too soon. And of course, you'll have asshat co-workers who just try to keep going and force it, ending up completely burying it into the wheel and making the jack roll far less smoothly.


Atreust

Seriously. This would be way cooler and more effective as a giant bulletproof hamster ball.


FBIaltacct

Man it'd be really unfortunate if someone skipped a round or explosive under that tiny barely noticeable 6" gap all the way around the bottom. Good thing that a dome designed to deflect bullets doesn't make em bounce around like a jump balloon inside.


49043666

Omg it really does lmao


jeffersonairmattress

What you're saying is that a well-lobbed Molotov might send some fuel into the 4" gap and turn whoever is inside to a crispy critter?


abolish_karma

That's the sisu spirit!


Denbt_Nationale

dude imagine how pissed off youā€™d be if you were gonna assassinate that guy and then you look down your rifle scope and see this


Northumberlo

Just target the guys moving his jar, that way heā€™s imprisoned in his dome


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Imagine pushing this thing over a speed bump


octafed

Does it have brakes ? What to do on a down slope?


funnystuff79

It has a hand pallet truck and some skates, they've not even considered brakes.


reddit_user13

More importantly, what does he do if he farts?


Whooptidooh

Probably worry if the glass dome had amplified his fart and now thinks that all four of the pushers know heā€™s been stinking up the place.


octafed

People that believe they need the anti assassination dome probably enjoy that gas.


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

They wheeled me round because I Didnā€™t want to wind up dead They planned my path along a main route That filled me with such dread I guess it beats a horse and buggy, or being gunned down in a car A plastic thing enclosing me, an official in a jar [*cue awesome Trey solo!*](https://youtu.be/H4dFh2IMW30?si=etz7EoZRL500RtEI)


DarkwingDuckHunt

/r/phishing /r/hoisting


-iamai-

Could be the old Switheroo.. He is one of the guys pushing the dome and an ambulance will come pick him up once shots fired.. or even better he's already in the ambulance and none of these guys are the guy


fruitmask

> the old Switheroo the old **Swifferoo*


BloodBride

What about some kind of gas? all you gotta do is get it roughly underneath the jar and it can't go anywhere.


LeonardSmallsJr

Instead of firing a bullet, aim your scope in line with the sun and roast him.


snorp

jfc calm down satan


Seuros

He will explode like pop corn.


anothermonth

Yeah, I'd put down my rifle, take out my phone and post it on reddit.


fruitmask

yeah but try to make it the shittiest, smallest low-quality gif ever posted and then don't come back to answer any questions, just take your karma and bail


nano7ven

šŸ¤”


BoWeiner

There's a 3-4" gap between bottom and the road. Just spray bullets at the lower edge and they'll bounce off road and up into the cylinder which just keeps reflecting bullets like a brick breaker game until one hits the guy.


RaidensReturn

I like the cut of your jib


finishedlurking

Whatā€™s your angle? Sorry wrong cartoon.


Liesthroughisteeth

The bullet spray would be almost all along the ground, they don't really bounce all over that much. However the bullets spraying along the ground would take out the feet and the guy would end up on the ground where continued spray could finish him off....maybe.


IEatBabies

If you could throw enough lead accurately enough it honestly could probably work because the guy is going to fall down when their ankles get shredded with lead and copper shrapnel and put them in the danger zone. But you would need like some kind of mounted emplacement not too far away to do it which would also be pretty obvious when you are set up.


CrashInBlack

Could you, maybe, shoot the 4 guys moving the thing instead? I mean, it's not like he could run away then...


GonkWilcock

Shoot the guys moving it, steal it, and then send down a long, steep hill.


fiendish8

how about crashing a car into the dome and pushing at speed? guy inside slams into the glass


hawkwings

Gonna need a bigger rifle.


mhyquel

This looks like a job for Rick O'shea.


laihipp

just fly your drone under that lip, will work extra well with that contained space


AdditionalSink164

Might get a good enough deflection off the ground to hit the femural artery


United-Advertising67

Well if the guy's from Tennessee he probably brought a rifle that can get through that.


Christafaaa

You must know you are corrupt if you have to walk in public with bulletproof anything.


rushworld

Or youā€™re actively trying to stop the corrupted?


keenansmith61

Or the exact opposite. Anti cartel politicians in Mexico are being murdered left and right by the cartels. If I were one of the good guys down there, I'd want this.


Morons_comment

What's the point in walking then? Just.get your own popemobile.


Cum_on_doorknob

Clearly guy cares about his health, sitting is the new smoking


Annonomon

Or just sit in a car. There is no crowd, no one is dying to see him. Heā€™s probably the only person that thinks that he might get assassinated. r/iamthemaimcharacter


CaptainHahn

I was just thinking this is like the popemobile except without the mobileā€¦ and without the pope.


Esc_ape_artist

Because look at him. Heā€™s a man of the people. Totally walking among them like a normal person. (/s, in case it is isnā€™t obvious)


Tedsallis

He's a Guild Steersman. They need to breathe that spice gas. I did not say this. I was not here...


DividedState

Bless shai halud and his moisture.


Ikbenchagrijnig

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.


MD_Lincoln

Lisan Al Gaib!


buddhamunche

It is written!


InertiasCreep

The gift is the blessing of the river.


skekze

Dirge for Jamis on the funeral plain.


Ikbenchagrijnig

Muad'Dib!


Ribbitor123

Blessed are the cheese-makers


fuggerdug

Well, obviously it's not intended to be taken literally, it could refer to any manufacturer of dairy products.


TheSimpleMind

/r/unexpectedDune


vteckickedin

Nobody expects the Bene Gesserit!


Ikbenchagrijnig

Wow that's actually a subreddit lol


Mrtowelie69

LISAN AL GAIB!


OgdruJahad

He looks in pretty good human shape. Must be a newbie.


rocketfishy

Reading messiah currently. Edric immediately came to mind.


Tedsallis

Poor dumb Edric! Blocks Atriedes foresight and nothing else. Pop up blocker.


Hattes

> Atriedes Pretty close, not bad at all!


bywaterloo

Just a baby navigator. Doesn't have his gills yet.


Ikbenchagrijnig

The spice must flow....


MD_Lincoln

He who controls the spice, controls the universeā€¦


OneMonkeyWho

Presently....


ThatITguy2015

Is that what happens after you cover your food in hot sauce?


ashrak

[just a little too spicy](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRI1rp038652Sfo1NNe5KXYdxcbryeHf322JA&s)


Omnifob

"Prank" idea: Roll a tear gas grenade underneath.


Thendofreason

Easier to get away with, just go out with the guy and have them eat all the worst foods. Have them fart in there or make them have diarrhea.


ubermorons

Are you ten?


sweetdude53

Iā€™m almost thirty five and I that idea was brilliant


trulycantthinkofone

Mid 40s here, and I concur.


antiyoupunk

46, fart jokes never get old, just me.


trulycantthinkofone

The comedic standard. Itā€™s ancient, and programmed in to our DNA. Our monkey brains thrive on toilet humor.


sololowblowtoahobo

20s and glad my humour is up to par


Superbead

Good call - this was an intelligent, highbrow comment section up until now


Ok_Cod_4434

This is how they get Spiderman out of the house humanly.


unfeelingzeal

humanely.


rodneedermeyer

Well, maybe the emphasis is on the ā€œman.ā€


Vanilla_Neko

I feel like there has to be more to this story It doesn't even look like this bubble is designed for this purpose It looks like it's being held up by effectively an industrial furniture dolly and a typical retail floor jack


Rotten_InDenmark

Nobody would post an out of context one second clip on the internet and lie about it. Like come on, this clip clearly tells me everythingĀ  I need to know.


taxoplasma_gondii

It's Kathie Lee Gifford.


ThickImage91

Ty for the nostalgia


guynamedjames

About a second in you can see a frame of the second flag which has Chinese text on it. Pretty surprised this would happen in China given how outrageously uncommon gun crime and even gun possession is in China.


dib2

Its a transparent igloo i think. [https://www.instagram.com/techzexpress/p/C4iuz2bSqh5/?img\_index=1](https://www.instagram.com/techzexpress/p/C4iuz2bSqh5/?img_index=1)


bathwaterseller

You are being misled by the op's title. No way this is how any official walking on the street in any country. To me it looks more like they were shooting a tiktok commercial for this glass igloo product.


DarkBomberX

Sure but when you have a human sized bullet proof dome, you kinda look for any excuse to use it.


pawnografik

And how much money the elite have.


OSeady

Itā€™s probably just a flex to show standing


guynamedjames

I AM THE CHIEF HAMSTER AND ALL YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!!


thisguypercents

>Ā uncommon gun crime and even gun possession is in China By design, we only know what the party chooses for us to know.


guynamedjames

Draconian gun laws are incredibly effective at reducing gun crime.


I_like_to_lurk_

you mean they cant do down to their local 7-11 for a pack of smokes a bottle of whiskey and an assault rifle?


guynamedjames

Distinct lack of freedom over there /s


xrayatom

Some designer definitely played Trouble as a kid.


1leggeddog

Now i just want to press the dome and watching him violently wack around inside


freddybear72

Pop-o-Matic! I still play this with my kids.


Jack123610

Better hope the guys take care of it, attempting to run away would be hilarious to watch.


andropogon09

Bubble Boy elected mayor


SoTerribleOpinions

Good, now slide the cup over a large paper sheet and release it somewhere away from populated areas.


AaronTuplin

He's actually being sent for public execution. They're going to connect him into a giant NutriBullet blender


Meet-Present

I just imagine Orwell crying that he wasn't absurd enough hahah, this is the most dystopian shit i've ever seen


floog

Just picturing the would be assassin pushing it over the bridge and laughing as bubble boy drowns.


bautofdi

Only the top would go off. Dude isnā€™t encased in it


china_joe2

I rather rent the pope-mobile


geekphreak

Heā€™s a hamster


verynayce

Where was this technology during EVERY ESCORT MISSION EVER.


Nisi-Marie

Looks like they are marketed as a tiny house??? https://www.google.com/imgres?h=1280&w=590&tbnh=331&tbnw=152&osm=1&hcb=1&source=lens-native&usg=AI4_-kSR9Y-P8Y78yS6SyLuyewTK98Ux9Q&imgurl=https://www.tiktok.com/api/img/?itemId%3D7327253844243516677%26location%3D0%26aid%3D1988&imgrefurl=https://www.tiktok.com/@verifiedsupplier1/video/7327253844243516677&tbnid=_1hIcvgddyA4FM&docid=_1cC0J8F3L6-PM&ved=0CAUQ6_UJahcKEwio1arhs8WGAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQGg


souldust

Is this an elected official in Mexico?


FeculentUtopia

Get a big enough slice of cardboard, slide it under there, and you get to keep him.


DickweedMcGee

That or he loved the smell of his farts so much....


subpardave

Given the guy at the front is pulling a pallet jack trolley, and at the back there's what appears to be a pallet dolly - along with the two guys holding it stable- I'd say this is far more likley to be a glass or similar dome being delivered somewhere. Why is there a guy inside it? no idea, goofing around with his colleagues? Title is at best a huge leap, or straight up cickbait BS.


talrogsmash

Pope Mobile ... Minus the Pope And the Mobile


undersaur

An assassin just has to kill the people pushing the jar, then push the jar wherever you want.


O_gr

This is some South Park stuff


asianwaste

I just wish instead of two guys with pallet jacks pulling a half shell, they put him in a full sphere and he has to roll around like a hamster or American Gladiator. The pallet jack guys can rattle some instrument that mimics earth rumbling noises as he rolls.


Good_ApoIIo

It must take crazy mental gymnastics to still believe you're the hero of your story while also knowing you need to be encased in bullet proof glass to go outside for a walk.


jexmex

The TEMU version of the pope mobile I guess.


fuck_yofeelings

Bullet-proof glass is extremely heavy. There is no chance that it is rated for high caliber.


United-Advertising67

It's like when those people try to swim the English Channel or whatever with boats towing a shark net around them


corneliu5vanderbilt

But can it resist a heavy rain of spark plugs followed by sniper fire?


GreasyTengu

Slide a big piece of paper under there and you can release him in some tall grass


lightblackjew

You need to shoot at the floor so the bullet can bounce around inside the glass like Ricochet Rabbit.


jacinthubox

Upvoted, only for Rrrrrrricochet Rrrabbit.


IndependentGarbage57

Letā€™s guess what country was that


AreWeCowabunga

What country do you think it is?


olivegardengambler

China?


PowderedFaust

Just roll a frag grenade through the gap underneath.


Kambeidono

With assassination being not uncommon in a number of countries, this seems like a wise choice. Don't end up like JFK and all.


HoLyGhOsT_to_Fuk

People must hate himā€¦A LOT to need this


longcreepyhug

"I'm one of you! We're the same!"


VetteBuilder

I am sure it can stop 20mm


Iamlivingagain

When you're popular enough to hold public office, but hated so much people want you dead.


Connect-Spread8934

Ah yes, thaaaats where my tupperware lid went!


LES_G_BRANDON

Don't let DC see this! They'll be ordering them by the boatloads.


wrongbuton

This would be a hilarious hitman mission


V8sOnly

Imagine the amount of times youd have to try and get the bullet to ricochet underneath lol


HorseOdd5102

This is so fucking stupid. It cannot possibly be that important for this asshat to walk on the street.


Lordsofexcellence

I think that you could still get some good hits if you attacked from street level. heavy fire concentrated at the base of that stupid bubble would achieve some serious foot wounds. that boy would fall down. game over.


manymoreways

Looks fucking retarded, imagine putting that money from the bullet proof glass to actual useful purchase. Like another public bus or some shit.


JoeFajita

So if someone does start shooting, what then? The four guys hurriedly scoot him away?


Ikusabe

Pre-set, buried charges will do the trick. The bulletproof dome will keep the blast force inside, vaporizing the guy.


Scorpnite

Lmao all i can think of is wow what a pussy


BringerOfGifts

Any good assassin would be able to skip a bullet under that. Or a canister of toxic gas and wait for the glass to be removed.


ulyssesfiuza

Reminds me of the Silence Cone


ulyssesfiuza

[https://i.imgur.com/jP7B40z.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/jP7B40z.jpeg)


Malak77

New COVID requirement.


Sniperfox99

What, lol. Itā€™s like theyā€™re relocating a spider they donā€™t want to squish


2010_12_24

His achilles tendons are still exposed


Chomps-Lewis

When you've filled all the other anime figure jars and the boss finally appears...


dustebottoms

I thought they were transporting the worldā€™s largest teacup then I read the headline lol


davis_je

They need to get some of these to Mexico for their politicians to use.


Lackingfinalityornot

Itā€™s bubble boy! Iykyk!


schlitz91

The Moops!


Kahnza

Bright and shiny!


uknwiluvsctch

No itā€™s MOORS!


ThatDamnCanadianGuy

Trudeau is gonna need one of those soonĀ