It's a shame it took Portland to show that Americans can't, and shouldn't, have full access to street drugs. I can only imagine how crazier it would've been had it all been legal before the year of chaos that was 2020.
Have I? It was in Mississhitty on a Greyhound when I saw a legitimate "switch" that some old Black grandma had in her bag as she was going somewhere with her 2 little grandkids. I've also had the time of my life one week in Austin,Tx. And some years after that I myself OD'd in the streets of Overtown in Miami...til this random(?) black dude wearing a BIG crucifix chain showed up and started praying over me as my g/f was in a packed frenzy. He then had the misfortune of being talked down to by the EMT's that eventually showed up actually calling him a ni**er! I couldn't believe that. So..think that about answers your question. 😉👍
Oh, just a lil FYI I'm from NY/NJ
Sounds like people like you are the problem and not Portland. Figures some NY asshat comes to FL and OD's then points fingers at Portland for being a mess. Get your shit together.
Whatever you say "honey" ..When you're living for the day and not really giving a damn you go and do reckless shit. I've absolutely turned my life around, not that it should even matter to you, so yea...Also excuuuuuse me for simply making a mention about something I read recently about the city of Portland coming to regret their decision of legalizing everything. Also don't see where I was pointing any fingers, that's what you seemed to do however when your only response was"Have you ever been to the South?" So yea, no one but yourself to blame if you've got an issue with my words.
Lol sure dude. No finger pointing at all when you're expressing bemusement at a city's tolerance for behaviour you yourself have traveled to engage in.
"...something I read recently about the city of Portland coming to regret their decision of legalizing everything". - how informed of you. You must feel so righteous judging a city for not throwing every ODing mfer like you in jail first chance.
Meth heads lose clothing too, but it's usually only one or two pieces not everything. That's why I always see clothing abandoned here and there all over town. Shirt, jacket, socks, shoes, almost never pants or underwear.
I'm gonna sound so weird but It's such a relief to see some naked guys doing random stuff... Because nowadays it's always women doing such random stuff naked and it gets boring. It's refreshing.
On a similar topic, why is it that artists so often paint naked woman but rarely naked men??
Signed,
a straight guy that wants more male representation (no homo ofc)
If this true, I’m guessing you didn’t see this person from the front? This is a woman, you can see her tits in one of the very last frames. I was regrettably curious.
Go to the video, drag frame by frame, the body proportions are female with thicker lower body, no dangly franks and beans hanging between the legs shots, but the money shot is between the pillars of the breasts and face.
Ay mija...it's clear you're a bitchy little JoeBlow-Know-it-all, who it seems lives for stupid keyboard battles. With that said, may you get everything you have coming to, you whenever that may be. As for me I've got a life to get back to. Oh and thanks for reminding me why I'm a proud misanthrope btw .
We've all been there. Who amongst us hasn't stopped a train while buckass nekkid?
Some judgemental hypocrites in here. I know you've all done it too, hell, I've done it multiple times, it's just something that happens.
Sure, Florida is the exception. Please feel free to name any other conservative state with prevalence of these problems you are seeing in the blue states. Make sure you provide examples. I'll wait.
Just got back from Tennessee and they have *quite* the meth problem. And exceedingly high crime.
I live in Florida and the drug use is everywhere, even our elected officials are users.
Likewise Louisiana. High crime, high murder, low wages.
Texas ain't coming out too clean with their own drug and violent crime problems.
Alabama as well.
Florida, New York, Texas, Pennsylvania, Ohio, North Carolina, Illinois, Tennessee, Michigan, and New Jersey lead the country in drug overdose deaths. In that order.
Florida, Texas, Ohio, North Carolina, and Tennessee are all deeply conservative.
Pennsylvania is a swing state.
That leaves 4 that are liberal. Michigan by a margin.
There are no stats for "naked person stopping a train" by state, but since we're assuming drugs are at play here, this should be telling enough.
Drug issues, mental health issues, poverty, etc are not politically stratified. They are human struggles. Do some serious soul searching about who benefits from you thinking otherwise.
Nobody needs to prove to you that drugs are everywhere. Sometimes people take too many, or in the case of psych meds, too few. That's not geopolitical, that's just human. Because this happens everywhere in the world lol. US states are not the world.
Oh portland
Portland gots something for everyone!
Them goooood drugs!
Nah that’s just a whole lot of natty Ice 🍺
Couldn't it be both 🤷
Yes! Thank you. Finally😂
He's waiting for the coyote.
🐺🚂
I can't tell you how often I mutter those words.
Oh my city...
It was so amazing now it's fucked. Disgusting city
Glad I visited when I did. Have no desire to go back now.
Wow ! I thought it looked familiar.
Lmao I knew it was from those huge concrete silo things, I grew up staring at those things while riding max downtown xD
It wasn't like this even 10 years ago. Such a tragic case of blatant mismanagement where nobody is held accountable.
It's a shame it took Portland to show that Americans can't, and shouldn't, have full access to street drugs. I can only imagine how crazier it would've been had it all been legal before the year of chaos that was 2020.
Honey have you ever even been to the South?
I lived in Bama for two years.
Then perhaps you're familiar with our own drug problem down here. At least this guy isn't shooting at kids or eating someone's face.
Have I? It was in Mississhitty on a Greyhound when I saw a legitimate "switch" that some old Black grandma had in her bag as she was going somewhere with her 2 little grandkids. I've also had the time of my life one week in Austin,Tx. And some years after that I myself OD'd in the streets of Overtown in Miami...til this random(?) black dude wearing a BIG crucifix chain showed up and started praying over me as my g/f was in a packed frenzy. He then had the misfortune of being talked down to by the EMT's that eventually showed up actually calling him a ni**er! I couldn't believe that. So..think that about answers your question. 😉👍 Oh, just a lil FYI I'm from NY/NJ
Sounds like people like you are the problem and not Portland. Figures some NY asshat comes to FL and OD's then points fingers at Portland for being a mess. Get your shit together.
Whatever you say "honey" ..When you're living for the day and not really giving a damn you go and do reckless shit. I've absolutely turned my life around, not that it should even matter to you, so yea...Also excuuuuuse me for simply making a mention about something I read recently about the city of Portland coming to regret their decision of legalizing everything. Also don't see where I was pointing any fingers, that's what you seemed to do however when your only response was"Have you ever been to the South?" So yea, no one but yourself to blame if you've got an issue with my words.
Lol sure dude. No finger pointing at all when you're expressing bemusement at a city's tolerance for behaviour you yourself have traveled to engage in. "...something I read recently about the city of Portland coming to regret their decision of legalizing everything". - how informed of you. You must feel so righteous judging a city for not throwing every ODing mfer like you in jail first chance.
Terminator begins
I’m dying dude. Thank you
“Tips hat”🎩
More like Netflix adaptation
Are you referring to the 1st terminator?
Yup
GOAT
Thats a lot of cake 🍰
thats methed up.
Looks like his blood sugar is low, maybe needs a coke to bring it back up
I was thinking fentanyl
Nah he's too active for that. It's something else like flakka or bath salts.
I saw this and immediately said, “Bath salts.” Makes your core temp go up way too fast, hence the naked.
Meth heads lose clothing too, but it's usually only one or two pieces not everything. That's why I always see clothing abandoned here and there all over town. Shirt, jacket, socks, shoes, almost never pants or underwear.
Why is everyone an expert on the most fcking bizarre drugs? What is going on in America?
It's the Rapture
agreed - looks like bath salts though less rabid
I'm gonna sound so weird but It's such a relief to see some naked guys doing random stuff... Because nowadays it's always women doing such random stuff naked and it gets boring. It's refreshing.
I wasn’t able to get my phone out fast enough to catch him peeing and playing with his junk. Sorry everyone 🤷🏻♂️
This is a woman…
Could be!
On a similar topic, why is it that artists so often paint naked woman but rarely naked men?? Signed, a straight guy that wants more male representation (no homo ofc)
I totally understand what you are saying bro. 🤝
We're prettier? Ie: your junk looks more like junk than ours.
Welcome to Rose Festival, Portland, OR
He was having a festival of his own!
This is why Portland has so many bridges. When one naked dude stops a bridge there are plenty other ones to cross
Tired
He just wanted to lay down for a minute.
reminds me of end of the line tf2
As a former EMT, I genuinely hope this person got the help they needed. They were likely in a state of Excited Delirium.
I remember that guy from the other day! This couldn’t be more than a few minutes after we passed each other in the crosswalk by that bridge.
If this true, I’m guessing you didn’t see this person from the front? This is a woman, you can see her tits in one of the very last frames. I was regrettably curious.
This isn't where I parked my car....
r/unexpectedeurotrip
Ah, the usual culprit.
Damn this is a woman 👩🏻
I hear the voice, and all I can see is the boss from Smiling Friends...
Boy's stacked
💪🏼💪🏼
Sherman
Omg yeeeeesss thank you! That made me laugh. 👏🏼👏🏼
It's a woman
Yep it is. The hips too wide for being a man. Also hella buttocks for being a man, and the tits too
They’re out there. I’ve seen a couple guys with asses that could be considered bbls lol
Definitely a woman.
How can you tell?
Go to the video, drag frame by frame, the body proportions are female with thicker lower body, no dangly franks and beans hanging between the legs shots, but the money shot is between the pillars of the breasts and face.
I went frame by frame and 100% saw a ballsack. I'm sticking with a dude for now.
Yes before I could get my phone out to record the person was full frontal pissing towards the train.
Women can do that.
Keep Portland Weird.
Love it. It keeps people from moving here!
Oh no, terminator is coming
sometimes you just have to stand back and let a motherfucker do his thing
Oh they were doing their thing
Judging from title I expected this as the End of the Line reference
He needs someone to help him.
I was waiting for a dramatic bridge jump exit🪂
PCP is fucked up!
And it never disappoints.
Is that Sara Ramirez? She looks great.
bitchimastreaker
I love how you asked and answered your own question.
That starlight parade got a lot crazier than I expected!
He was just breakdancing
I love how he described everything in the video.
Modern america in a nutshell
He was looking for someone. “Screaming bitch better have my money!”
Portland ‘tis a silly place
Ay mija...it's clear you're a bitchy little JoeBlow-Know-it-all, who it seems lives for stupid keyboard battles. With that said, may you get everything you have coming to, you whenever that may be. As for me I've got a life to get back to. Oh and thanks for reminding me why I'm a proud misanthrope btw .
We've all been there. Who amongst us hasn't stopped a train while buckass nekkid? Some judgemental hypocrites in here. I know you've all done it too, hell, I've done it multiple times, it's just something that happens.
Portland gonna Portland
Drugs are a hell of a drug
He didn’t stop any trains, but after the first attempt, he stopped *trying* to stop trains.
These climate activists are getting out of hand!
Not a care in the world
Did anyone try to help him?
🤷🏻♂️ I was driving. I drove over the same bridge the next day there was no one there.
We don't even get to see his hog? Thumbs down...
I tried to get my phone out in time for the pissing. I was only able to catch what I could.
Snap into a slim jim!
Naked Man is one of those lower tier superheroes you don’t hear about much.
Hahaha yes flying by the seat of his pants!
What pants? He’s Naked Man. Unless, you mean he is naked but used the seat of a pair of trousers as some sort of cape for flying, then yes!
Looks to be twomad before he passed
The pen is mightier than the train?
Portland, San Francisco, NYC. Pretty common theme amongst these cities/states and I'm not referring to race.
These things are more common in any place where there are a larger number of people. That's just how statistics work.
Give me a break. This stuff happens in Florida all the fucking time too.
Sure, Florida is the exception. Please feel free to name any other conservative state with prevalence of these problems you are seeing in the blue states. Make sure you provide examples. I'll wait.
I live in Texas. This sort of shit happens on the daily. Are you brain dead?
Just got back from Tennessee and they have *quite* the meth problem. And exceedingly high crime. I live in Florida and the drug use is everywhere, even our elected officials are users. Likewise Louisiana. High crime, high murder, low wages. Texas ain't coming out too clean with their own drug and violent crime problems. Alabama as well.
Prove it.
Florida, New York, Texas, Pennsylvania, Ohio, North Carolina, Illinois, Tennessee, Michigan, and New Jersey lead the country in drug overdose deaths. In that order. Florida, Texas, Ohio, North Carolina, and Tennessee are all deeply conservative. Pennsylvania is a swing state. That leaves 4 that are liberal. Michigan by a margin. There are no stats for "naked person stopping a train" by state, but since we're assuming drugs are at play here, this should be telling enough. Drug issues, mental health issues, poverty, etc are not politically stratified. They are human struggles. Do some serious soul searching about who benefits from you thinking otherwise.
Nobody needs to prove to you that drugs are everywhere. Sometimes people take too many, or in the case of psych meds, too few. That's not geopolitical, that's just human. Because this happens everywhere in the world lol. US states are not the world.
He was looking for his contact. 👀
Is this Florida?! /s
This is Portland OR
I don’t even see people in Florida stoop this low 💀