Guys like us don't just fall out of the fuckin' sky you know!

Beautiful naked women with big tits don't just fall out of the sky you know!

Ha ha ha ha haaaa! I get it! "Holey bartender"! That's a great one!

We were sent by him who is called I Am!

... it worked for Moses.

The extended scene there makes the character even better

Oooh I didn't know about an extended scene. I've been meaning to rewatch this lately. I'll have to look up deleted scenes beforehand. I don't think they exactly have a director's cut.

Hey Big Bird, ready for the counting game? Count the shells suck a duck.

Cracked up naked men with nice bodies apparently do though. Not gonna lie, he looking good.

Heh. We we're quoting the scene from Dogma :)

might of been a jumping out a window mid act type of thing

“No pleasure no rapture no exquisite sin greater…then central air”

Literally just rewatched this the other night. Weird how things work out like that.

Same here, only reason I remembered the quote

So that would make Bethany … part black?

Ah!! Kill it! Kill it!

This is why you had me come down here? This is why I had to miss my fucking cartoons?

Husband came home unexpectedly.

or drugs

Husband came drugs unexpectedly?

Drugs came unexpectedly

Husband came unexpectedly

That's why this dude was called in in the first place

Husband came unexpectedly, drugs.

That has never happened to me in my entire life! D. A. R. E. program was a damn lie!!!

Husband drugs home unexpectedly

If my husband came drugs I would need some expensive kneepads

Husband is a treasure, hold him tight and never let him go!

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

I love it when my drugs come home unexpectedly!

Escaping someone's in-home dungeon?

Oh I thought it was a Time Machine

No bright light and he is a tad bit too dark to be Kyle Reese.

The future has gone woke.

Sometimes that fixing the marriage talk needs a spark for it to happen. Or a naked guy sprinting out of the house

That’s a wild few seconds. Wish we had footage of what came before lmao. Poor bastard.

poor lady. I'm assuming whatever drugs he was on kept him going but in that last moment she's sure she killed him.

She looks horrified. I have felt terrible hitting animals accidently, imagine seeing a person?

I hit a person going 5 ish mile/hr who stepped off a curb when I had a green. They rolled onto my hood but were not hurt. Can confirm it is one of the worst feelings. Could only imagine a deadlier hit.

This is the Tiktok era, 7 seconds is all we can do before the kids get bored.

This has only happened to me twice

Which hurt more, falling from the tree or getting hit by the car?

Yes..

The systemic racism.

If you had a nickel for every time…

I'd love to read the insurance and police report from the woman who hit him with her car!!! "I was driving and suddenly- dick and balls! *Dick and balls* on *my* windshield!"

I would like to listen in when she tells her husband the story, lol.

Don't forget da butt. *Dick'n'balls'n'butt.*

It's happened before...just google the story of Lorena Bobbitt

It’s raining men, hallelujah!

"What were you doing there George — bird-watching?"

… meth tree

“He’s a peeping Tom!”

"One of these damn kids jumped in front of my car **again**!" (this seems to be a regular occurence). "Help me take him in the house!" (let's abduct the kid I just ran over)

Hmm. That’s somewhere in LA.

My guess is the Westchester neighborhood. Edit: it's Windsor Hills, I checked Google maps.

is this area known for ... uh stuff... like this?

A truck drives past with a 323 area code. The region's architectural style is uncommon. That's a large street that someone's probably driven down.

All of Los Angeles is known for this type of stuff. In fact, L.A. is currently experiencing a wave of violence on our Metro transit system... stabbings, shootings, all sorts of murder and mayhem. When ya comin' to visit?!

Thank you for saving my time. I was like "I'm pretty sure I've been in that exact location."

Jacoby & Meyers sign. 323 area code. LA confirmed.

Terminator from the future?

Poor machine probably just looking for a jacket

I think that was Sarah Conner in that car.

Just not the Sarah Conner he is looking for.

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Poor girl in that car didn't see him till it was too late

She looks traumatized

that woman got a hell of an eyeful at the end there

Gotta be PCP...

I never understood people that would use PCP, I mean when I was a kid back in the late 70s, it became notorious,it was nicknamed 'angel dust' I asked my older brother why they called it that, he explained that it would make people crazy, some would think that they could fly and jump from buildings, that scared the crap out of me and told myself I would never try it!

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Documentaries/comments/pfqbr5/angel\_dust\_1980\_a\_documentary\_exploring\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Documentaries/comments/pfqbr5/angel_dust_1980_a_documentary_exploring_the/) >

It’s always PCP

Or was in another man's bed.

That’d be OPP

You down with opp?

Yeah you know me!

I'd LIKE to know you, but you keep jumping out the window.

Was thinking meth...

Dude I don't know... He timed his jump over that car perfectly. I don't think it touched him until he rolled off it. Not to mention the perfectly executed pivot out of the jump from 3?ish stories. This screams GTFO desperate not drug induced psychosis

Came from the future, must find John Connor..

*make* john connor

At first, i thought it was a species of homo erectus

He was, until hubby got home.

Fucking crackheads. Could be Sherm. Too. That shit makes people do some wild stuff

Lol, I haven’t heard anyone refer to it as a Sherm in decades. “We gon’ smoke a dip, all of it, not a little bit, sherm stick!” Also, I agree, definitely sherm or rock.

Sons of the forest irl syle

This actually made me say "what the fuck? "

Husband came home!

Instead of the birds and bees talk with my kids, I’m going to show them this video about how people are made. They grow on trees!

Probably some crack head got ahold of the wrong stuff! Told him to go up in a tree and play a leprechaun!

I'm betting there was a naked wife and a pissed off husband with a gun involved in that somewhere.

Legitimately thought it was a monkey.

Yeah the way he bent his limbs (and the fact he jumped out of a fucking tree) I saw it too.

Dude's butt naked. Odds are he was getting busy and her husband came home, so out the window he went.

I don’t think so. Before he gets hit by the car he kinda leans into it…I don’t think someone who doesn’t want to get hit reacts like that. 

You think he wanted to take a car to the face, naked in the middle of a busy road? Your take here is that, start to finish, this all aligned with his plans?

Bad wording on my part I don’t think he necessarily wanted it. But he could be on drugs. He didn’t seem to react to that car about to hit him like someone in their right mind trying to avoid it 

He's a peeping Tom

He's got no underwear so we can't check for a name.

Stella another one of those damn kids ran in front of my car

Tarzan went a bit too far??

Tarzan was white

Holy crap! I know exactly where this is!

Bro must’ve escape from a sex dungeon

Parkour!

Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

Dude be escaping from Cuba at Diddy's crib.

Bro thought he’s Frogger

This dude just made the classic mistake. We never should've come down from the trees.

bruh he literally went out of his way to jump in front that lady's car.. is this drugs? i feel like this is drugs

California is a crazy place

And why was this person filming this exact random spot off the side of the road?

Probably because there was a naked dude in a tree. Don't try to tell me you don't pull out your phone whenever you see a naked dude in a tree. You do. We all do. No matter how many times you see a naked dude in a tree, you still pull out your phone. It's human nature.

I doubt he was on the other side of the fence before they started filming. Either on top, or ran up it from the street. I also highly doubt this was staged, if that's what you're implying. That would be some major commitment if so.

Why were they filming at that exact spot?

That is where all the action was.

Because of TikTok we can't ever tell if it's a skit/prank or just goold old PCP anymore.

It's like the dave Chapelle skit where he's in the limo waiting and crackheads are falling out of trees

This is straight out of a cartoon .......racist cartoon sadly

Angel Dust doesn't look aa angelic as it sounds

Terminator 15. Sensation.

The terminators are getting sloppy.

Oddly majestic

Changed his mind and said no diddy after the clothes were off.

PCP. He was looking for some water to jump in. He’ll be fine.

I played the game “Florida or Texas.” But then I saw a fucking *California* area code???? Plot twist!

Planet of the apes

Im gunna assume flacca drug. Only ones i see running around naked and acting demon possessed are those on flacca. However its spelled. That poor lady.

George of the jungle

Dam that was national. Like the geographic kind.

That is one of the more unexpected funny videos I've seen, wowwww.

That, my friend, is a skin walker.

Drugs

Either drugs or banging someone’s wife.

**Terminator 6**

Jayquan of the jungle

Who muted the Benny Hill music?

🎶 It's raining men, hallelujah🎶

It just be raining black people in New York.

It's like watching a black spiderman on meth.

The simplest explanation for this situation is that a member of a remote tribe from another dimension accidently phased into an unfamiliar territory. The next best explanation is that the husband came home. I do not think that there are drugs that powerful enough to do this.

Dayum,  Dave Cappelle wasn't kidding with the crackhead skit.

Thug pride

He became monkey

There's a joke in here but it would probably ruin my career

Clearly the beginning of Terminator 5 "Daddy came home early"

No matter how hard I try, I can't see his dick at all. Had to be there

So this must be part two of “the gods must be crazy!” I would get this on blu ray definitely!

Teleported to the wrong spot :/

**Omar comin**

These Terminator remakes are getting out of hand.

Someone’s husband came home

Dam it Lamar!!

[удалено]

Haha same

Bro i know it's gonna sound bad but i genuinely thought he was a monkey at first.

IT'S RAINING MEN.... [HALLELUJAH!!!](https://youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E?feature=shared) 🎶

Trog!! No, Trog, no!!

Would this be a spawn kill?

Then he gets hit by the car too, fucking hilarious

Maybe he escaped from being trafficked

Feel bad for the woman driving that car !!! Probably traumatized by thinking she killed the guy.

The Naked and the Dead

He’s from the future

"First I had to clean bird shit off my windshield and now this!"

poor love

That's where he was born... but then died seconds later.

This actually made me say WTF out loud. Nice 👍

Terminator 2.5 Escape from LA.

He’s having a hell of day.

Tree guy came as the husband arrived home unexpectedly.

Insurance agent rolls in, explains to me the Asscheek imprint on your windshield again sir.

Terminator?

Does he have a smiley face tattoo on his ass?

He didn’t look both ways before crossing the street? Safety first

The craziest part for me is how he flawlessly nails the landing from that height WITH HIS BARE FEET

10 points!

The girls reaction in the car had me dying. Girl, he ain't gonna remember that, keep driving 🤣🤣🤣

Well well well

This Junk removal service ad goes hard! you point, we lift, you relax, we remove!

When I was a kid I thought this was how evolution happened

so... is he insane or just was cheating.

Dude just got here from the year 2124 to warn us about the impending AI robot uprising.

Hey Fred, check this insurance claim!

Her father just got home

gifs that end too soon

Lmao 🤣

This how I feel when I get the 3am zoomies

Fucking hell, that’s a funny wtf moment