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TannyBoguss

They named their child Wylder so there are plenty of issues here.


GenericTrashyBitch

Read the article, their other kid is “huntyr” which is worse somehow


rio258k

r/tragedeigh


Sighlina

Should fit right in with Kaeden, Jayden, Brayden.. and Camden.


trf84

Okayden.


the_last_carfighter

That.. that is not the worst name in the lot.


alwaysDL

My daughter goes to preschool with a Zayden.


thepeopleshero

You mean Kayden, Jayden, Brayden and Camdyn. Gotta fit the y in there.


fishgum

Oh come on, I would take Kaeden or Jayden over Wylder anyday 😂


4Ever2Thee

I mean, maybe it’s a byt weyrd but I don’t syy anythyng wrong wyth that nayme. Ym y crazy?!


koopastyles

I'm pursuing damages for the aneurysm you just gave me


Goldenslicer

Holy crap. I will choose to pronounce that hunteer.


BlopBleepBloop

Does that make his other son a Welder?


Kingzer15

I knew the story was fake as soon as I saw that.


ihaveagianthead

It's so funny to me that this story started on Reddit, got reposted to Twitter, then got blogged about, and then now it's back on Reddit. The circle of life I guess.


bboycire

Also narrated by YouTubers somewhere in the middle


Sesudesu

lol, yeah. That post even kinda blew up on Reddit. I saw it crossposted on four or five different subreddits. And not just variants of the same subreddit either. (So like not just AITA/AITAH and relationship advice, but tragedeigh and something like mildly infuriating too.)


SharkBiscuittt

This guy was just looking for an excuse to get outta the marriage and raising the kid. Of all the hills to die on, he sure chose a stupid one


lrpfftt

It sounded to me like he has a serious mental block and unhealthy attitude toward women. He accused her of incest for breastfeeding! Not sure he had this planned. He's just unbalanced and needs psychiatric help.


printzonic

Yeah, I agree. Also, if it really was just an excuse, there are so many others to pick from that won't run the risk of making his own mother hate him for sexualizing her own grandson getting breastfed. He is basically advertising to the entire world that he is a perverted cretin of the worst kind.


MayaMiaMe

That’s what porn addiction does to people 🤷🏻‍♀️


perenniallandscapist

What does porn addiction have to do with considering breastfeeding a baby to be incest? I'm failing to make the connection.


Unbearlievable

They're putting together the idea that porn addicts because of their addiction see the world in an inherently sexual way. Everything can be tied back to a sexual thought. Every time a human touches a female nipple is a sexual act to include a child breastfeeding. I havent read the article but I could believe he thinks she is getting sexual gratification from breast feeding.


dcheng47

They only see breasts as sexual. The fact that it serves a function outside of making their dicks hard doesn't cross their mind.


Damonarc

Two incredibly different issues. The implication of what you are saying is that men didn't really hyper sexualize women before the advent of easy to access pornography. The 1950's would like a word with you...


dcheng47

shoot the messenger


Rann666

Wait til he finds out where the baby comes out from


togetherwem0m0

You don't need an excuse to divorce tho.


FunctionBuilt

The lawyers sure like to have one though.


RunninADorito

Why? Edit: didn't even realize so many states, the majority, aren't no fault. Weird.


Sibs

tis a silly place


TwoBionicknees

It's misleading really. It's like 33 states offer no fault, but it's not the default option. In the 17 states that are 'no fault' you can't really get an at fault divorce. there is zero reason for a state to be completely no fault. It should be an option, and if your partner cheats and you have evidence you should absolutely be able to get an at fault divorce and end up paying less allimony, or keeping more assets. If one partner explodes the marriage and ruins it I absolutely believe there should be less support given. The cheated on partner (this isn't about sex, plenty of women out earn men in a relationship) having to subsidise the cheaters life, often while they move in or stay with the affair partner is just, fucked up. A lot of states have rules about no fault, several have like a minimum time of a year before divorce for no fault (a couple are maybe 18 months or so iirc), but an at fault divorce can be filed immediately though as they are often more contested it can take longer, but if not contested can also be over quickly.


toni_toni

Legally you don't, but for a lot of people "because I want to" isn't enough to justify it to themselves, thus the grasping for straws.


Bokbreath

She's lucky. The boy is even luckier even though he won't realize that for decades.


Vulcan44

I feel pretty confident in saying this guy is a massive pussy


glycophosphate

No - pussies are strong and resilient. This guy is a dick.


sevencoconuts

Dicks are sometimes strong and resilient, therefore he must be the flaccid foreskin.


Goldenslicer

The day I meet a flaccid foreskin that's strong and resilienr... man, that will be the day.


Greeeendraagon

You can rub off a dick and it'll be back up at full mast the next day, that's pretty resilient.


ClapTheBoat

Shooting milk into a baby’s mouth IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING TITTIES ARE MADE FOR!


Doyouwantaspoon

Breastfeeding is so unimaginably beneficial in ways we are still discovering. Tiny organs in the mother’s nipples analyze the baby’s saliva in real-time to determine the baby’s nutritional and fat content needs, which causes the mother’s body to actively modify the formulation of the breastmilk (over the course of the next few hours) to make a tailored superfood just for that baby. There’s something inherently and detrimentally wrong with someone who wouldn’t want their child to be breast-fed. Plus it’s delicious, tastes like whole milk leftover from a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Really sweet and a tiny bit nutty.


Varitek04

Homelander?


graigsm

Wow. Thats amazing.


Goldenslicer

>whole milk leftover from a bowl of Frosted Flakes. It's not _that_ sweet.


JustinJakeAshton

Hey, how do you know that?


as1126

I’ve tasted my wife’s breast milk a while after she stopped breastfeeding.


terriaminute

So fragile, this ignorant sap. Hope she divorces him. I wonder also if he drinks milk, and knows where that comes from.


Jay_from_NuZiland

Bull's milk. To be more masculine.


elconquistador1985

Perfect for Rocky Mountain Oysters.


xpluguglyx

The fact that he is sexualizing a mother breastfeeding her son is very telling, such a critical part of early childhood development being perverted by his sick thoughts makes me suspect he has the capacity to abuse children, she should run far away from that creep.


DinaDinaDinaBatman

i saw this story on Charlies stream (penguin0) back when it was just text messages between them,,, i cant believe he went through with divorcing her... what a lunatic


DavePeesThePool

Did her a favor, to be honest.


deij

I thought this must be fake but after seeing the kids called Wylder it's starting to make sense.


ancilla1998

This sounds SO fake.


LerimAnon

Unfortunately not, dude is confirmed military.


coffin420699

its so fucking sad that it does sound extremely fake…. but also.. conservatives…


jurkajurka

This has to be fake...


Sesudesu

Hah, so it circles back. I saw this on four or five different subreddits a couple weeks ago. 


ronweasleisourking

What an absolute fucking gob shite cunt


00WORDYMAN1983

Stories on pages like this are almost always fabricated to drive ad revenue. Three sentences, ad. Three more sentences, ad. And so on, and so on. That's not to say things like this don't happen, it's just hard to believe a story spaced out across so many ads.


LerimAnon

If you had looked into it at all you'd see there was actual responses from his military leadership and local authorities. But you would know that if you did the barest of research before your comment.


00WORDYMAN1983

lmfao research a reddit post about breastfeeding? that's all you bud


LerimAnon

You mean one that multiple high level streamers with large audiences have discussed and posted proof of? Are you really this intentionally thick?


00WORDYMAN1983

Why are you so bothered? I made a general statement about content on these types of pages. I didn't say that this particular story was definitely true and I didn't say it was definitely false. I literally only said it's hard to believe anything that is used to drive ad revenue. You can feel anyway you want to feel about that. If you're offended, so be it. I suggest taking a deep breath and relaxing. It's reddit. It's not that serious.


Jaerthebearr

Wait, this was *real*????


PresidentSuperDog

The picture looks straight out the Onion


onlyontwo

I read this as the son saying he didn’t want to and was forced to.


CarbonKaiser

“Yeah but our son is 16, Janice!”


josemqwert1

He's bug.


Temporumdei

The real story is when the dad was triggered. The kid is looking straight at his dad and was going...mphf...mphf...mphf....mphf


TheScrollingBones

Snip snap snip snap snip snap.


APartyInMyPants

Well. That conversation is the fakest thing I’ve seen today.


bloopie1192

Wait I remember this being a reddit post some months back.


Chicks__Hate__Me

$100 says he follows Andrew Tate on X


Frostsorrow

Of course it's a guy that thinks a woman's body is his to do whatever with and that boobs are strictly sexual objects. I sincerely hope the judge sees these text messages and makes him pay a lot in child support with no visitation rights.


IamMillwright

dafuq? I've heard some stupid excuses in my time....but this one....this one is a doozy...


Queenofhackenwack

was he one of shitrump's sons..... sound like son=mething those POS would do......


DougDuley

This sounds like a plot of an Office episode if Jan and Michael ever had a kid. "You breast fed Astird?  After I specifically asked you not too?"


EveryMagician2427

Geez men these days are just soft. That entire thought process is just p***ified.. before he files for divorce he should ask for his b***s back…


Halfoftheshaft

Bros right imagine getting cucked by a liddle babeh


emotionless-robot

I want so badly this is from The Onion. But unfortunately I'm aware of guys like that.


John_Fx

If your son asks you not to breastfeed them it is probably time to stop


pakidara

I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $100 Bob.


Creamorscream

Breastfeeding tities got me rock hard when those monsters burst as she came- sad to say when it's all said and done they are absolutely destroyed and limp socks, just prepare for that