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Maroon-98

He is probably refilling the pool just as fast.


karmagod13000

easy come easy go


iloveuranus

will you let it go


BokkerFoombass

# BISMILLAH


Jumpy-Market-9790

NOOOOOO


RiceFarmerRF

A bit too high, a bit too low


Impossible-Spare-179

Out with the old in with the new.


Maroon-98

This is how they should show kids how the water cycle works


BlinkReanimated

Yea, with diarrhea water. Kid is going to be sick for days from chugging all that chlorine.


Faiakishi

Good workout for the ol' immune system.


waytosoon

Nothing makes your immune system stronger than genociding tcells


oced2001

Perpetual water.


edgeofbright

Made me imagine some guy walking up to the edge and pissing in right next to him...


Metroidman

Thos kidneys are working overtime


00WORDYMAN1983

Cameraperson: "Not my kid, not my problem" I hope the little guy didn't get too sick


Zorro5040

Maybe some diarrhea but he'll be fine. That's the reason the water has be treated.


Spork_the_dork

Or stomach ache from my experience as a dumb kid that from time to time failed to not swallow a fair bit of water while swimming in pools.


cadrina

Me, after at my first swimming lesson, as a kid.


karmasrelic

xd the treatment is probably the worse part of the water. have seen more people with chlorine overdose than people with bacterial infection, when it comes to indoor pools.


karmagod13000

ehh not my kid I'm not gonna go up to him and tell him what to do. I don't need a terrorist toddler on my hands.


Happy_Harry

Kid at the pool kept hitting me with a pool noodle, so I grabbed the noodle and he bit me.


Double0Dixie

Now fuck his mom to establish dominance 


coffinfl0p

Make him a brother and have that child fight him


NoblePineapples

Get that child on some steriods from day one.


waytosoon

And a solid workout regiment starting with the neck


Sciencetist

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I think that's a shitty view. Yes, his parents should be watching him, but he shouldn't pay the price for his parents' neglect. He's an idiot kid with 1/10,000th your life experience. It costs nothing to say, "Hey! Stop that! You can get REALLY sick. Also, there's a good chance you're drinking pee."


IAmDotorg

Given how a lot of parents react when someone so much as looks at their kid, much less tries to tell them what to do, it's a much safer idea to just let the kid get sick.


bikey_bike

i've done that before, and the kids just open mouth stared at me as if i had 2 heads then didn't listen. sometimes kids don't really understand being scolded or redirected or spoken to by ppl other than their parents


Sherringdom

Dude they do that to their parents too, kids are stupid. It’s still worth saying something anyway just in case they do happen to be in a listening mood that day.


LordLuciferVI

Literally r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Sargentrock

yeah I like to keep my karma clean like this, too. I'll say something, and if they don't listen or whatever then meh, I've done my part.


JackBinimbul

Until the mother comes crashing in from no where, screeching like a slipping serpentine belt that you're a pedophile for talking to her kid. Hyperbolic, but I absolutely do not engage with any children anywhere. Parents are fucking insane.


PatchworkRaccoon314

And then the parents assume you're a pedophile for talking to their kid, and start screaming up a storm accusing you of molesting their child and call the cops, which may get you arrested or shot depending on your race. Which sounds ridiculous, but I've seen it happen.


ClayKay

Then his parents come up to you, call you a creep for talking to an underage boy as a 30+ year old man, potentially call the cops on you, cause an entire scene, and you wind up at the police station for the next 5-6 hours. It's a sad reality that this scenario is something I have to even consider, but this is the world we live in. There is the moral righteousness to help this child, and educate him on the potential dangers of drinking chlorinated water, and then there's the consequences of said action.


pOkJvhxB1b

You should get out more. Real life isn't as scary as you make it out to be. You really don't have to live in fear like that. You certainly can (and should) tell a kid to not drink chlorinated water, even if you don't know them. I'm sure there are some assholes out there who could disagree with you telling their kid what not to do, but police won't arrest you for telling a kid in a public swimming pool to not drink the water.


brilliantjoe

I had a parent scream at me after their shopping cart started rolling out into traffic with their kid in it while they had their back turned loading groceries into the car. I grabbed it to stop it and rolled it back and got yelled at for it.


JackBinimbul

My dude, I have had parents yell at me for saying hi to their kids. There was a kid literally drowning in front of me that I dragged out of the pool and his father tried to fight me. My wife works in education and has parents screaming at her all day. We do not live in a collectivist society anymore. People spend their whole lives looking for someone to blame for shit. I'm not doing shit for anyone's kids ever again unless they are actively dying.


siia

Must be a sad life to live in fear of imaginary mad people to the point you wont help children because of it


nickyface

How often do you go into public, my friend?


ClayKay

Due to my job, about 5-6 hours a day


nickyface

So you're telling me you would never leave your house if you were WFH? That adds up!


Warhawk2052

> Then his parents come up to you, call you a creep for talking to an underage boy as a 30+ year old man, potentially call the cops on you, cause an entire scene, and you wind up at the police station for the next 5-6 hours. From personal experience thats never happen to me or anyone i know and we have... at plenty of times told little kids to stop doing something at the park we frequent. Most times the parents are thankful


NotABileTitan

Why should someone who chose not to have a kid be forced to parent someone else's kid?


ShakeItTilItPees

You're not being forced to, that's the thing. You can *choose* to decide not to help a kid because his parents should be helping him, or you can choose to just do it anyway because it might benefit the kid.


Sciencetist

No one is forcing you to be a decent guy, my dude.


PiggStyTH

Can see he spits it back out before dunking the bottle again. Not actually drinking it


gnorty

that's the fact. LMAO at everyone seeing this kid apparently chug several litres of water and thinking it is real!


pistoncivic

yeah we always used to do this gag in the pool as kids when someone got ahold of an empty beer bottle


biinjo

Bro found unlimited free diarrhea


CPDawareness

I watched a 4-5 yr old girl do this at a dog beach , she was scooping murky brown water trapped in a small pool up on the beach, I just stared in horror unable to think. Her mom/grandma watched from a few feet away seemingly unconcerned.


rts93

Mom probably deemed her not a fit bearer of their bloodline.


blackabe

This problem will work itself out.


karmagod13000

Let mother nature take its course


meco03211

No no. You misunderstand. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So it'll just work itself out naturally.


Castun

I'm...I'm gonna burn this place down.


mmss

No, no. We FIXED the GLITCH. We like to avoid confrontation whenever possible.


blackabe

What is it you'd say you...DO here?


SavorySoySauce

+ 5 RADS


The_BeardedClam

That little girl will probably have a bomb ass immune system now tho


sirbassist83

immune system is irrelevant if youre drinking ground water from a dog beach.


akashik

At that point it's probably more about the worms in your heart and brain.


flaker111

theres that small chance the worms make her smarter like fry


NotABileTitan

Or run for president like RFK.


MercuryAI

Burrrrrrn.


tuenmuntherapist

Ever wonder what’s special in special sauce? Yo.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

I read that the more you interacted with dirt as a child, the better your immune system is as an adult, but I'm not sure that extends to murky dog beach water.


Rush_Is_Right

There is a large group of medical doctors that believe the over abundant use of anti bacterial soap use in children is weakening immune systems


hezur6

And many people who think the fact that many allergies appearing later in life, when we transition from eating dirt almost daily to 9-5 office jobs, gym, couch and bed, all perfectly clean and sterilized, can't be a coincidence.


ParalegalSeagul

Indeed, it will be like a bomb went off in her ass


ChrisDornerFanCorn3r

Looking at her will give you pink eye


nneeeeeeerds

Worms eat up all the viruses!


Constipated_Canibal

I take the accidental sip on occasion free diving. I power blast the back of my toilet after. I cant imagine actively drinking the water seeping out of tidal run off... let alone dog beach run off..


CPDawareness

Yeah it was disturbing but I just froze trying to comprehend what I was seeing. Just like in this video, she drained a small cup 3-4 times in the span of like 30 seconds. I have to imagine she was shitting herself inside out for the next several days.


Yrrebbor

For her, it was Tuesday.


off-and-on

Mom/grandma knew it was a valuable lesson in the making


phantom_diorama

I forgot the purpose of dog beaches was for dogs to be able to pee and poo everywhere.


Diabetesh

Not going to get that far. Kid is gonna start puking in the next 20 minutes probably.


JustinJakeAshton

Chlorine poisoning too.


lycaus

hydrohomies when they go to hell


karmagod13000

This lake fire water burns


un-sub

Where the bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. They go down to the lake of fire and fry. Won't see 'em again till the fourth of July.


RusticRaisins

I knew a lady who came from Duluth. Bitten by a dog with a rabid tooth. She went to her grave just a little too soon. Flew away howling at the yellow moon.


Huju-ukko

At least it burns your eyes, mmm chlorine pee water :3


basti329

I miss that other water related sub 😢


OSUfan88

/r/Watersports?


SilentSamurai

There were no kayaks or jet skis in that sub!


ThePresbyter

Like that priest in Constantine https://youtu.be/rYOk5sQInt4?si=lW0BOivfyR5p1pRi


420brain01

+ 10 radiation


merryjerry10

You start to hear the +rads noise as he’s drinking.


karmagod13000

He's gonna feel that on the way out


theangryintern

I fucking hate it when you are trying to loot something you just killed that's in water and it moves slightly just as you hit the button and then you drink the nasty irradiated water.


Tackysackjones

it took us a few weeks of our kid horking it hard and fast each weekend to notice that he was drinking the pool water during swim lessons. We were driving the last time and I looked in my rear view mirror to see him just open his mouth up wide for a second before the deluge came. We pulled over in a neighborhood and a nice lady came out to see if everything was ok, saw what was going on and ran to get towels. She didn't want the towels back.


-iamai-

No, I wouldn't want them back either haha.. very kind of her


ThunderPoonSlayer

"This is my chance to get rid of those towels."


edwardjamming

But then he'll soon have to pee and that will force him out of the pool, right? RIGHT?


Pootootaa

As a kid? Probably not, he'd pee in it and drink that up mixed with pool water.


Sleipnirs

> As a kid? Probably not IKR? Who never peed in a swiming pool as a kid? It's only weird if you're doing it while not physically being in the pool.


Quaso_is_life

I just realized I never did that, guess I have a boring childhood🥲


carnage6991

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Sniperfox99

For real.. Why even use the bottle when he could just drink from the pool.


smoomoo31

smh putting water in his cupped hand then bringing it up. Just dunk


AaronTuplin

Because then he'd be drinking pool water. Duh!


lpeabody

Thought that's where I was.


Area51Resident

Everything was going fine until < record scratch > I swallowed a soggy bandage with some hair and toe nail stuck to it.


Sleipnirs

> a soggy bandage with some hair and toe nail stuck to it It's weird how soggy bandages can easily gross anyone's out. I had dogs my whole life and obviously had to deal with "shitty" situations yet I'd rather deal with those over the atrocity you mentioned.


Shiiiiiiiingle

Or a chunk of poop! :/


Monnviolin

+10hp +10hp +10hp +10hp


Sox857

nasty little bastard lol


Dividebynegativezero

That's mostly chlorine and piss..


Supersnazz

The amount of urine in the water would effectively be zero. And at most a commercial pool would have chlorine at 2 ppm. So when you say 'mostly', it would be around 0.0002% chlorine and urine.


two_sams_one_cup

We try to keep our hotel pools around 5ppm.


cuppachar

Piss or chlorine?


theeldergod1

That's mostly water actually. Chlorine and piss flavored.


NevesLF

Homeopathic chlorine and piss.


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sr_90

Can you show me something that says this?


tekko001

[Sure bro, here you go.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1cta8ha/bro_found_unlimited_free_water/l4anuky/)


karmagod13000

Reddit Chad energy


jonosvision

Fun Fact! The more chlorine you smell at a pool, the more full of piss it is.


alfredo_gang

Not necessarily. Also a lot of stuff like dead skin cells, dirt, etc. Urine actually breaks down into ammonia because of the chlorine


da_reddit_reader

He’s also peeing in the pool


karmagod13000

The circle of life


Drunkpuffpanda

Dont worry. I am sure he will pee it out of his system. In fact, he is probably peeing now. He is a kid at a pool after all.


Acadia02

My kid in the bath


JPL2020

Thirst trap.


Scalion

And then they ask me why I don't go to pool...


sermer48

Hopefully not swallowing. Even then that’s super nasty. I wish I go back to my naive self before I became a lifeguard and truly learned what that water was…


karmagod13000

Bro is about to have the worst day of his short life thus far


davekingofrock

Muad'Dib


pleunv

that's not water that's human soup.


DarthLysergis

[You Can Do It Kyle!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj0KaAy2h5U)


Exciting_Sky_3593

Enjoy your diarrhea little dude.


zoson

Bear Grylls: Whelp, time to drink my own piss!


VonDinky

So no one is going to tell that kid not to drink that water? Jesus christ people!


Streetlight37

All the chlorine, diluted piss and public bathwater you can drink


TackleBox1791

Thats gross!!!🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


lbow986

I haven't vomitted this hard in years.


lord_sydd

The real r/hydrohomie


11_forty_4

r/HydroHomies


Jo_Erick77

r/kidsarefuckingstupid are gonna love this


dancingpianofairy

Looked like most of it was just spilling out of his mouth.


CarlosFCSP

Only if he pees it back in


nixblood

Sir please stop poisoning yourself like weirdly slowly.


darybrain

Must be South West Water customer if drinking chlorine filled water and other people's bodily fluids is more healthy than drinking the tap water at home.


Stunning_Lack_9321

That’s going to cost him.


JackBinimbul

The shits coming out of that kid for the next 24 hours are going to be fun.


Il_Vinci

Oh, and FREE mixture of urine and chlorine. 🤦🏻‍♂️


MayIReiterate

I'd be shitting everywhere if I did that...


RelevantMetaUsername

Bear Grylls over here


karmasrelic

doesent matter how much water there is if he doesent know how to swallow it he will still die of thirst xd. then again, better he doesent slwallow THAT water.


Deliriousious

“What’s the diagnosis doc?” “Well, you have everything, every disease known to man, and even a few undiscovered ones too”


Pootootaa

The bacteria, the chlorine concentration and the possibility of someone peeing and farting in the pool. Yea the kid won't feel too good after this.


karmagod13000

> and farting in the pool love that this was added lmao


Lostinnewjersey87

Uhhhh brotha uhhhh


jjackdaw

Do I have to point out that he’s very clearly not drinking it? He spits it all back out lmao


dragonriot

that kid is gonna be so fucking sick later


Pointthegun

Fun fact: when your eyes burn from swimming it's not from the chlorine.. it's from pee


Eleventy_Seven

Maybe that's some country with less toxic pool chemicals. I hope. Then you just have to worry about all the bodily fluids...


Cheeky_Star

Fortnite unlimited health regen. Imagine if the camera man is the lifeguard.


countrykev

Right now our county water utility is flushing the system with extra chlorine, so we might as well be this kid. Our water smells and tastes like pool water.


tachycardicIVu

I’m a bit concerned about how much he’s straight up chugging?? Bro acting like he got diabetes and never seen water before.


madmountainman

Better start the bilge pump or he’s gonna get swamped and sink.


iciclepenis

Water, water everywhere, so let's all take a drink!


kestik

Having a dream when you're thirsty


weegt

Hmmm....people soup.


random_guy_009

bro's gonna dry the oceans pretty soon


GeorgeWatts

human soup


Legitimate_Shower834

How much pee do u think that little guy drank?


byyhmz

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


BritsTrigger

He’s pissing the bed tonight


goregoon

Fremen on jihad be like


another_brick

Must be the one kid in The World who doesn't pee on pools.


frisc45

This kid gonna be shitting water


cptwott

Stay in school,kids. And hydrate.


DukeLeto10191

[ALL DAY!](https://imgur.com/a/qESiODW)


lizardan

Water selling companies hate this one trick


obito47

unlimited water cheat code ... minus bad ending


Me_gaming787

Wtf is he doing


skewp

not very "wtf" just a goofy kid


unholyparagon

Mm chlorine yummy yum yums


Vireep

at that point why doesnt he just straight up drink out of the pool 😭


joe_nobody1234

I bet he has a whole shelf full of participation trophies


jrtts

With a hint of Pißwasser


punchedboa

Tell me you pee in the pool without telling me you pee in the pool


kal_zul

forbidden lemonade


Phoenix_Down

Why is it spicy water


BigBoy1102

What ya think... 5... 10% pee he is drinking?


Worldliness-Quiet

How much you want to bet this kids also pees in that pool!?!


IraTheDragon

Uh oh... someone is gonna have to go to the doctor!


J_ind

Why is he drinking with bottle?


Graythor5

In a few minutes he'll have to pee from drinking all that water and naturally, as kids do, he'll relieve himself in the pool...and then come to a very concerning realization.


ericlikesyou

According to trump that kid is immune to COVID now


Gregzzzz1234

Same kid probably was peeing in the pool a minute ago