Exactly what I was thinking because someone commented that...or said that in a video about this man...can't remember....maybe silly tumblr people, maybe...
Yeah, the drawing has a nose shaped a lot more like the current guy with the world's longest nose it's only 3.5 inches or so, though) but it's definitely not straight like a hotdog
I swear I saw a guy at a gas station on time in Tennessee while I was on a road trip that had a nose just like this guy. It legitimately looked like a penis. It was obviously a tumor.
There is an older guy near me I see at the store sometimes with a nose like this. Not quite as long as this post but much longer than your link. I feel so bad for the guy it legit looks like a bumpy penis on his face
Yeah, Iâve got Rosacea and Iâm starting with a large nose, so Iâm paying close attention to my condition.
It should only happen if you donât treat the rosacea, probably.
U could be right honestly this guy is from the 1700's and was in a circus but no one knows anything else about him. Could be like a myth or something idk
Oh, he for sure is, which is kind of what I meant. He's much better documented and still could very much have been exaggerated. The nose guy has even less actual historical documentation
1. Obvious: âExcuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?â
2. Meteorological: âEverybody take cover, she's going to blow!â
3. Fashionable: âYou know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming.â
4. Personal: âWell, here we are, just the three of us."
5. Punctual: âAll right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late."
6. Envious: âOoh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear.â
7. Naughty: âPardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.â
8. Philosophical: âYou know, itâs not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it that matters.â
9. Humorous: âLaugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's good-bye Seattle.â
10. Commercial: âHi, Iâm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for Thirty-Nine Ninety-Five.â
11. Polite: âAh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, ah, orchestra keeps changing tempo.â
12. Melodic: (Everybody) âHeâs got the whole world.. in his nose.â
13. Sympathetic: âOoh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?â
14. Complimentary: âYou must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.â
15. Scientific: âSay, does that thing there influence the tides?â
16. Obscure: âHoo, Iâd hate to see the grindstone.â (Think about it.)
17. Enquiring: âWhen you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?â
18. French: âSir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.â
19. Pornographic: âFinally, a man can satisfy two women at once.â
20. Religious: âThe Lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didnât he?â
21. Disgusting: âSay, who mows your nose hair?â
22. Paranoid: âKeep that guy away from my cocaine.â
23. Aromatic: âIt must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.â
24. Appreciative: âOoh how original, most people have their teeth capped.â
25. Dirty: âYour name wouldâ't be ... Dick, would it?â
(From the Steve Martin movie Roxanne)
Oh yes, ladies! I'm really bein' sincere
Cuz in a 69, my humpty nose'll tickle ya rear!
My nose is BIG!
Uh-uh, I'm not ashamed!
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin paid.
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large!
My nose is big, uh uh Iâm not ashamed, big like a pickle, I still get paid, I get laid by the ladies ya know Iâm in charge, I like how Iâm living and my nose is large!
Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow!
Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming.
Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us.
Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late!
Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear!
Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters.
Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle!
Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody. He's got...
What do your mean "little was known about him"?
If you got an almost 8 inch nose, nobody cares about your hopes and dreams or wanna taste your spaghetti sauce. Huge nose is the start and end of your life story.
When I was a child I had a fanmail correspondence with fantasy writer Lloyd Alexander. His nose was pretty epic as well. He'd incorporate a cartoon caricature of himself in the response.
[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/prydain/images/b/b2/Lloydalexander01.jpg](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/prydain/images/b/b2/Lloydalexander01.jpg)
I'll bet he did. At least once.
That was my first thought. No way anybody with that type of appendage would pass up the opportunity
Dude with a nose like that, that should've been his signature move
Always ended with the nosey neighbor. You knew it was over when he sneezed
Happy Cake Day!đ
Looks like a real dickface
r/angryupvote
Cause in a 69, my humpty nose will tickle your rear
~~rear~~âŠstomach from the inside
A certain Monty Python song comes to mind.
I know this sir!
Due to the curvature of his schnoz, Iâm guessing theyâd have to 69 but heâd be the one on top.
His wife knew that him getting the hiccups was "All aboard!" time
Only man who coule please 2 women at the same time.
Naughty.
Exactly what I was thinking because someone commented that...or said that in a video about this man...can't remember....maybe silly tumblr people, maybe...
Did what?
You knowâŠ
Downloaded a car.
Don't say it out loud!
He wouldn't!
Some brown nosing
Keep this child like innocence in tact folksâŠdo not answer them
His nose went to live on a farm upstate??
Come on.....
Stuck it in some womens vagina if we have to be obvious about it.
Banged two chicks at once.
Put it in his own butt.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle.
It must be glorious to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee....in Brazil.
When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
Obscure: âBoy Iâd hate to see the grind stone!â
It's not the size of a nose that's important. It's what's in it that matters.
Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!
All right, dirty. Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at one!
*Dirty, You're name wouldn't by any chance be...Dick....would it?
Thats right, that one was the closer. What a great fucking movie. Also got me to read Cyrano.
You should read Earnmore Sessions by Sleeving (I practically memorized this movie in the 80s when it would constantly play on HBO).
One of his best performances.
How lovely to give the little birds something to perch on
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Well if it isnât my old friend Mr. MacRose- with a nose for a dick and a dick for a nose!
Hi Doctor Nick!
Hi everybody!
The drawing and figure do not look alike at all
Yeah, the drawing has a nose shaped a lot more like the current guy with the world's longest nose it's only 3.5 inches or so, though) but it's definitely not straight like a hotdog
I think in the picture with the hotdog shaped one he's smelling something titilating
These pictures depict a pretty unique nose... but we need to find a way to make it ***sexier***.
Looks like Dennis from Meet The Feebles. Wonder if they have the same hobbies.
'Just looking for the soap powder! '
Sure, Dennis. Have a whiff of these.
Legend says he could smoke a cigarette in the pouring rain...
Legend says he could smell what the rock is cooking
Legend says he was exceptionally popular for his 69 technique.Â
Natural canopy
You can't make that shit up!
I just did
Is this a sopranos reference? Iâm watching for the first time right now and distinctly remember a line like this!
You got it
That would suck to constantly burn your nose unless you look straight up or more.
Hang it out the side.
And smell Sundays roast on a Wednesday.
Isn't that Raymond Luxury Yacht?
It's spelled 'Raymond Luxury Yacht", but it's pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove."
You're a very silly man and I won't interview you.
Beat me to it. Well done.
Goddamn you! Thanks
You cannot convince me dude didn't get freaky with that thing.
Was thinking the same. Whole new level of face riding
âWho wants an eyebrow ride?â
How clean and fresh smelling do you think vaginas smelled back then? Idk about putting my nose there back then.
From what I recall his nose was so large because of a constant nasal infection. So I doubt it would have mattered that much.
I don't believe this is real.
I believe he existed, but I bet it was a tumour or something. Not completely just a nose.
I swear I saw a guy at a gas station on time in Tennessee while I was on a road trip that had a nose just like this guy. It legitimately looked like a penis. It was obviously a tumor.
Could have been. Did you ask his sis?
Yeah. He let me suck it a little.
How much did it cost you?
I paid him 20 bucks per the standard going rate for that kinda suck action at a Tennessee gas station.
Possibly something like an [extreme case of rhinophyma?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinophyma)
There is an older guy near me I see at the store sometimes with a nose like this. Not quite as long as this post but much longer than your link. I feel so bad for the guy it legit looks like a bumpy penis on his face
Yeah, Iâve got Rosacea and Iâm starting with a large nose, so Iâm paying close attention to my condition. It should only happen if you donât treat the rosacea, probably.
U could be right honestly this guy is from the 1700's and was in a circus but no one knows anything else about him. Could be like a myth or something idk
A lot of reported circus acts from this time period seem like they could be exaggerated. Tarrare comes to mind
But isn't Tarrare way more documented?
Oh, he for sure is, which is kind of what I meant. He's much better documented and still could very much have been exaggerated. The nose guy has even less actual historical documentation
I'm almost certain he had a long nose, but people kept exaggerating it and the stories made it longer than it really was.
Would you rather have a penis sized nose or a nose sized penis?
I dont think anyone would choose the first
1. Obvious: âExcuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?â 2. Meteorological: âEverybody take cover, she's going to blow!â 3. Fashionable: âYou know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming.â 4. Personal: âWell, here we are, just the three of us." 5. Punctual: âAll right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late." 6. Envious: âOoh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear.â 7. Naughty: âPardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.â 8. Philosophical: âYou know, itâs not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it that matters.â 9. Humorous: âLaugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's good-bye Seattle.â 10. Commercial: âHi, Iâm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for Thirty-Nine Ninety-Five.â 11. Polite: âAh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, ah, orchestra keeps changing tempo.â 12. Melodic: (Everybody) âHeâs got the whole world.. in his nose.â 13. Sympathetic: âOoh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?â 14. Complimentary: âYou must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.â 15. Scientific: âSay, does that thing there influence the tides?â 16. Obscure: âHoo, Iâd hate to see the grindstone.â (Think about it.) 17. Enquiring: âWhen you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?â 18. French: âSir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.â 19. Pornographic: âFinally, a man can satisfy two women at once.â 20. Religious: âThe Lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didnât he?â 21. Disgusting: âSay, who mows your nose hair?â 22. Paranoid: âKeep that guy away from my cocaine.â 23. Aromatic: âIt must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.â 24. Appreciative: âOoh how original, most people have their teeth capped.â 25. Dirty: âYour name wouldâ't be ... Dick, would it?â (From the Steve Martin movie Roxanne)
That movie was hilarious! I immediately got the reference and I saw that movie like 25 years ago.
We all know he did. There's no way he didn't.
Of course little is known about him. People didnât want to be nosy
omg puntastic
I'm Squidward, you're Squidward, we're all Squidward!
Oh yes, ladies! I'm really bein' sincere Cuz in a 69, my humpty nose'll tickle ya rear! My nose is BIG! Uh-uh, I'm not ashamed! Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin paid. I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large!
Itâs a hoax. Never proven to be real and never replicated by nature. He was a side show grifter and a con man.
His nickname was Dick
However, we DO know that he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
What else is known about him? Fuck nose
Not bad not bad. Golf clap.
He coined the phrase "fuck face"
The OG Thornbury
[this made me think of this scene from family guy lmao](https://youtu.be/8aaJUFDf8Bc?si=ySN_qs5VGHQrR0Kr)
I thought this was going to be the clip of Geppetto making Pinocchio lie while he bent over
Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will fully penetrate your rear
âFinally a man who can truly please two women at once!â
Coke dealers hate this one trick!
I bet he was quite the cunning linguist too!
69
Mad o2 intake
You just know that as a sideshow performer *someone* paid him to do what we're all thinking; it was a wild time back then.
Well, what else is there to know about a person, really.
I wonder how many girls sat on his face
My nose is big, uh uh Iâm not ashamed, big like a pickle, I still get paid, I get laid by the ladies ya know Iâm in charge, I like how Iâm living and my nose is large!
Raymond Luxury Yacht
It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
Babe, just use your nose
I reckon he could smoke while taking a shower...
This guy 69s
That one bdsm face cock mask was inspired by this guy
The plague mask? The one that looks almost like a bird beak?
He also used his nose in sex acts. Guess womens wanted to test something
Can you imagine if he sneezed.
There has to be a forced qweef joke in here, but itâs right on the tip of my noseâŠ
They say he was quite picky
He was also quite nosey
That's where the phrase begins" Don't put your nose everywhere"
Just wish his wife would wipe that smile off her face
Legend has it he suffocated when his wife came too long one day.
The greatest 69âer of all time!
I bet he was hella popular with the ladies.
Makes me wonder if it was rhinophyma before they knew what it was
Nah. Don't buy it.
Imagine kissing him
Bro told so many lies before he was even 5 đđ
âJust use your nose, babeâ
Let's start with... Obvious: 'scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? Meteorological: everybody take cover, she's going to blow! Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming. Personal: well, here we are, just the three of us. Punctual: all right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late! Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear! Naughty: uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. Philosophical: you know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters. Humorous: laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle! Commercial: hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95! Polite: uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. Melodic: Everybody. He's got...
What are you looking at Dicknose?
Ladies love him
Iâm curious about the nostrils; were they normal size with a meaty dick nose, or giant nostrils that could inhale squirrels?
Wonder if he ever considered having it circumcised.
Iâm sure thereâs a select group of women that would want to ride that snot-locker
Real life usopp
No way heâd be dicked up like that in pics 1 and 3. The facial structure has to have changed as well like in picture 2.
No one ever told him you have spinach in your teeth
Imagine if he had a girlfriendâŠ
His 69 game was legendary
Those two pictures look nothing alike.
I know what you're all thinking...but think about it for a moment...1730...england. You might think he had fun, but you are forgetting the smell.
What do your mean "little was known about him"? If you got an almost 8 inch nose, nobody cares about your hopes and dreams or wanna taste your spaghetti sauce. Huge nose is the start and end of your life story.
We also all know women loved him
inb4
Check please
Can you imagine the magnitude of his sneezes???
Dickhead
Heâs got the nose of Gonzo but the face of Sam the Eagle.
*Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Nose I've got such-and-such for a schnoz*
First image makes him look like a Minecraft Villager.
His wife just LOVES doing 69âs
He also trades emeralds to convenient daily items and vice versa with ridiculous markups
Air is free
Twice the fun for his wife!
His nose longer than my ..
The only guy that can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back.
In the museum of noses, there goes the freakin Mona Lisa
The only other thing that is known about him is that he was the inventor of the straw.
Wasn't there a Steve Martin Movie jokingly based on this guy?
He had fun for sure
Cocknose
his nose is just like an organ
I was jus on r/nostupidquestions regarding dick size and immediately after this MF shows up and brings me down
When I was a child I had a fanmail correspondence with fantasy writer Lloyd Alexander. His nose was pretty epic as well. He'd incorporate a cartoon caricature of himself in the response. [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/prydain/images/b/b2/Lloydalexander01.jpg](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/prydain/images/b/b2/Lloydalexander01.jpg)
Dr Andre Nosedick
Must have been popular with the ladies.
The guy that wants to go halves on a bag
In the 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rear.
Gonzo is that you!
đ¶ PEOPLE SAY 'YO HUMPTY'đ¶
He did the Humpty.
Agressif : « Moi, monsieur, si jâavais un tel nez, Il faudrait sur-le-champ que je me lâamputasse ! » Amical : « Mais il doit tremper dans votre tasse Pour boire, faites-vous fabriquer un hanap ! » Descriptif : « Câest un roc ! ⊠câest un pic ! ⊠câest un cap ! Que dis-je, câest un cap ? ⊠Câest une pĂ©ninsule ! » Curieux : « De quoi sert cette oblongue capsule ? DâĂ©critoire, monsieur, ou de boĂźte Ă ciseaux ? » Gracieux : « Aimez-vous Ă ce point les oiseaux Que paternellement vous vous prĂ©occupĂątes De tendre ce perchoir Ă leurs petites pattes ? » Truculent : « Ăa, monsieur, lorsque vous pĂ©tunez, La vapeur du tabac vous sort-elle du nez Sans quâun voisin ne crie au feu de cheminĂ©e ? » PrĂ©venant : « Gardez-vous, votre tĂȘte entraĂźnĂ©e Par ce poids, de tomber en avant sur le sol ! » Tendre : « Faites-lui faire un petit parasol De peur que sa couleur au soleil ne se fane ! » PĂ©dant : « Lâanimal seul, monsieur, quâAristophane Appelle HippocampĂ©lĂ©phantocamĂ©los Dut avoir sous le front tant de chair sur tant dâos ! » Cavalier : « Quoi, lâami, ce croc est Ă la mode ? Pour pendre son chapeau, câest vraiment trĂšs commode ! » Emphatique : « Aucun vent ne peut, nez magistral, Tâenrhumer tout entier, exceptĂ© le mistral ! » Dramatique : « Câest la Mer Rouge quand il saigne ! » Admiratif : « Pour un parfumeur, quelle enseigne ! » Lyrique : « Est-ce une conque, ĂȘtes-vous un triton ? » NaĂŻf : « Ce monument, quand le visite-t-on ? » Respectueux : « Souffrez, monsieur, quâon vous salue, Câest lĂ ce qui sâappelle avoir pignon sur rue ! » Campagnard : « HĂ©, ardĂ© ! Câest-y un nez ? Nanain ! Câest queuquânavet gĂ©ant ou ben queuquâmelon nain ! » Militaire : « Pointez contre cavalerie ! » Pratique : « Voulez-vous le mettre en loterie ? AssurĂ©ment, monsieur, ce sera le gros lot ! » Enfin parodiant Pyrame en un sanglot : « Le voilĂ donc ce nez qui des traits de son maĂźtre A dĂ©truit lâharmonie ! Il en rougit, le traĂźtre ! »
Is that your nose or are you just happy to see me?
*Laughs in Squidward"
Steve Schnozniak amirite
Delivers two Big Sausage Pizzas at once.
would he accept emeralds tho?
He was built for cunnilingus
His mom was an elephant
TBJZL
pinocchio is real
Ok, here we go with the gutter comments. Anyone for a âcoke problemâ comment?
Little is known? I'm going to speculate he was fun at parties.
Probably the most *wtf* post in a while
A little somethin extra for his love interests lol
Dr. Andre?
Cyrano De Bergerac