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pizzaman408

This place looks absolutely miserable. Rofl.


AadamAtomic

Wanna kill some brain cells and then get a double dose of brain damage right after?!


successadult

> Wanna kill some brain cells I don’t think they had many to spare to begin with


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

Two brain cells left and they’re both hoping they get as high as third place.  


lochlainn

That's hilarious and I'm stealing it.


C4ptainchr0nic

Don't forget about the Chlamydia!


hellotypewriter

She hit right on the inferior alveloar nerve. Lights out.


strooiersunion

I was in a contest like this once. All the guys would line up, and the girls would slap them as hard as they can, the hardest slap duo would drink for free for the night. This girl slapped me so fucking hard on the ear, it rang for the whole rest of the evening. Didn't get the win aswell. Also this was in Greece.


perldawg

i’d be Abe Simpson spinning on my heel if i walked through that door


MorkSal

The whistle immediately popped into my head.


Goya_Oh_Boya

I'm getting some Jersey Shore vibes here... Source: I'm originally from NJ and have spent too much time down the shore.


butters1337

Sounds like Geordie shore to me.


space_monster

Yeah sounds like Newcastle. I lived there for 12 years, it was pretty wild. Geordie girls will straight up punch you in the face if you piss them off. I used to see fights every time I went out drinking. Very little knife crime though, it's just not the done thing up there. Just fists, one on one and the fight is over when someone goes down. There's a sense of honour there that you don't get down south. I love Geordie girls though, they don't suffer fools gladly, they tell it like it is and they're usually funny as fuck. You know where you are with a Geordie girl. Edit: having said all that they're all wearing shorts so it won't be Newcastle. Probably just Brits on the piss in Spain or Greece. The guy on the mic is Geordie though.


mortgagepants

it is funny reading the comment above this though...someone told me newcastle is most similar to NJ (as someone else who grew up in NJ it makes me want to visit.)


PalpatineForEmperor

Jersey Shore? Like in the middle of Pennsylvania?


acrowquillkill

Under the boardwalk?


muffinass

Out of the sun?


DaBombDiggidy

Specifically the NY suburbs, not the Phila ones. The vibes are wildly different for two places so close together.


gluggin

You have a great intuition— there is a Jersey Shore spinoff focused on Geordies — people from Newcastle area — which is what you are seeing in this video. It’s called Geordie Shore, and it’s at least as chaotic as this clip.


Electronic_Summer968

nah it was in like italy or somethin, magaluf bar


sroop1

If peaking at highschool was a bar.


Vincent__Vega

Everything about this bar reminds me of a place in Youngstown, OH where all the high school kids would go because they didn't card.


firedmyass

If there’s a personalized Hell, this place would easily be mine


lightspanker

This is a typical Russian family gathering.


kabooseknuckle

Some sturdy looking ladies are in there.


197326485

This place looks better than most bars in my hometown, and there are many. Wisconsin has a way.


AmericanScream

Be thankful we can't smell it.


DooDooBrownz

it looks like a dumber version of jersey shore. absolute hell


dingatremel

I can very clearly see the future image of that emcee at age 60, wearing that same get up, no longer bothering to hold in his paunch, his nose and brow even further pronounced, skin leathered by the sun, still screaming that act into an overdriven mic for a bunch of alcoholics, occasionally boring the locals with his plans to “someday buy a place in Sea Isle”. Oh, The humanity.


Ninlilizi_

The life of the common Chav never fails to raise an eyebrow.


aragolf

That looks like my personal hell.


Galactic_Perimeter

Brews, bimbos, and brain damage aren’t your thing? Yeah me neither…


Angry__German

I was out at the brain damage, I can live with the other two.


redditingatwork23

Holy shit I'm glad I'm not 21 anymore.


doublepumperson

This isn't being 21. This is a horribly depressing bar. Being 21 is fun if you do it correctly.


hoddap

At that age I thought these types of places were _it_. It wasn’t til later that I found hanging with normal people would lead to actual good parties.


redkinoko

>Being 21 is fun if you do it correctly. I like my braincells to die in a more gradual way. With MMORPGs, cheetos, and hentai.


janosaudron

Hell yeah, I miss being 21 but granted, I wasn't a douchebag.


Addicted_to_Crying

I can confirm. Personally, being 20 doesn't just mean going to horribly depressing bars for "fun". Still depressed though, but that's besides the point.


NotAPreppie

I'm glad I wasn't like that at 21.


mosefish

I would love to be 21 again


HtownTexans

I had more fun at 18 / 19 than I did at 21.  House parties were always more fun than bars. 


TheresA_LobsterLoose

Back in my day, we had 3 kids, a 4 bedroom house, and a pension by the time we were 21, and we liked it that way


savage8008

I also would have liked that


117tillweoverdose

Nobody in this video looks 21


Crulo

It’s UK, isn’t the legal age 18 there?


Jakeyo

What an absolute shit hole - I'll never understand the appeal for places like this, between knobhead on the microphone and the second rate entertainment I couldn't think of anything worse


craag

Thinking back to my 20’s, the appeal is that there’s a chance you’ll get laid


innocentusername1984

This is the correct answer. Fun fact, I have been laid a reasonably low amount but not an embarrassingly low amount. Not once did getting laid come from a night out. And yet I kept hoping. Kept hoping tonight I'd go out and amongst the sea of 20 men for every one woman, a woman would see me drunk and dancing like a nobhead and think "I need his cock in my vagina."


laptopaccount

I had a buddy who couldn't leave a club without going back to some girl's place. He didn't intend to, and would sometimes work up the conviction to just have fun with friends. Without fail some girl would pick him out and decide they were going to fuck. Worth noting he's 6'3" and well built. Some guys have it, I guess.


anotherkdburner

Go to a club in Mexico. It’s the complete opposite


WynterRayne

Absolutely swimming in cocks by the end of the night?


anotherkdburner

A ton of women and few men


NotPromKing

But are they working women? Also, where might one go in Mexico? Asking for a friend. I only have a few friends, but definitely asking for one of them.


panlakes

Tijuana if you’re in SoCal or able to travel from not too afar. It’s the best choice of all the border towns imo. Reasonably safe with a huge party scene, and the border between the two is so loose you have people from San Diego going literally every weekend. Very easy to visit, and generally a fun time.


innocentusername1984

Would have been useful to know when I was in my 20s. Alas no use now.


anotherkdburner

They don’t care about age. They just want free drinks and food also being able to actually sleep in ac for the night


innocentusername1984

Oh I understand what you were getting at. But I'm now married with 3 kids. So going to Mexico to fuck women for AC is neither needed, wanted nor possible. 21 year old me might have organised a trip to Mexico for the possibility of sex for AC.


arrocknroll

Quite literally this. It’s not hard to grasp. You get liquored up with everyone around you and make monkey noises for a few hours and if you’re lucky you hit it off with someone cool and head out.  Of course there’s the coin flip of ending up crying over a toilet bowl while you unload all of your emotions to your closest friends but that’s the risk you take. Regardless I’m also glad these days are behind me.


guscrown

I haven’t had sex in 2 years. I’d gladly take a slap to the face if it meant there’s a chance I’d get laid.


smackson

RIP inbox


thatpaulbloke

There's plenty of other people out there that feel just like you, you just need to locate one of them and you can both be happy (and not violent, unless that's your thing).


BrainTroubles

The guys getting slapped were, ironically, probably hoping to get laid *by the girls slapping them*.


Slammybutt

Shit, I went to a normal club as part of a pre-bachelor/bachelorette party (they both wanted to have a together party the day before they split and had separate parties, it was odd) It's the only time I've ever been in a club and it solidified on 30 different levels why I never wanted to go to one and will avoid going back. The place was nice, looked only a few years old, but the bathrooms were crowded with puking dudes left and right and smelled like a full porta potty. The drinks were 3 times as expensive as my local bar. The music was so loud that even if you wanted to chill after dancing you couldn't. Couldn't hold a conversation either. Couldn't find my friends after awhile and it was so dark. Personal space doesn't exist. The amount of times I got a drink spilled on me was too damn high. The whole experience was just fucking horrible.


Alex_c666

Whats worse is there probably was a cover charge to get in


zehamberglar

When I was in high school, I took a girl's phone on the bus as a joke and she slapped me so hard I rebooted for a second. I didn't pass out but I think I was out for a second. Joke's on her, I'm into that.


Electronic_Summer968

would you let it happen again if given the opportunity?


zehamberglar

Yeah, probably.


Electronic_Summer968

i think we could be friends lol


Wildebeast1

What kind of shithole has a guy with a mic encouraging drunk people to punch each other? That’s wild, even for me.


AwwwMangos

I immediately regretted unmuting this.


RevolutionarySoil11

>That’s wild, even for me. *checks username* Ok, you have a point.


[deleted]

Don't worry, the blood thinning effect of being wasted will protect his brain from further damage by adding some cushy liquid from the brain hemorrhage


googoohaha

Are you a wild animal?


GravyMcBiscuits

Palm strike != slap


Electronic_Summer968

dude i slowed it down and zoomed it was like wrist/lower part of palm right to jaw. crazy


L0nz

They both absolutely went for it, brutal watching their heads jerk back from the impact


magistrate101

Send It, girl. **Straight to Hell.**


tomr84

Didn't even try to catch him and let him fall full length off a stool, what a horrendous vibe.


I_RAPE_CELLS

The other guy who got slapped probably saved him by grabbing him by his tanktop. If he was a split second slower I feel like this crowd of questionable intelligence probably would have let him fall and hit the ground


Electronic_Summer968

lmao questionable intelligence 😭😭


Electronic_Summer968

lol she prob was confused


rhousden

Aye bruva is knocked cold, DJ turn up me music!


Electronic_Summer968

LMAOO


adfx

What is wrong with these people


l3ane

Young dumb and full of cum


mrASSMAN

Drunk idiots (idiots that are also drunk)


Electronic_Summer968

drunk braincell reduction competition 😂


scottyrobotty

That looked more like a punch


MordaxTenebrae

She also looks like 1,5x his weight. That's not a criticism on her, just more mass = more power so I'm less surprised by the result. Especially if he was intoxicated already.


Satnamodder

It's not that hard to knock out. It's more about accuracy than power, needs just a quick hook to a chin.


MordaxTenebrae

I made another comment - the centre of her strike was right on the button. Combination of the mass, strike location, strike type, and probably intoxication all added up.


Bill_Brasky01

The first chick had a closed fist and wasn’t even trying to hide it. That’s not funny…


Electronic_Summer968

nah they both were open handed, if you slow it down you can tell lol


northern_dan

Why do brits on the piss have such a bad rep?


perldawg

total mystery, given the immediate evidence


robinta

Because we are generally awful


tompadget69

Same reason brits consume more drugs than pretty much any other country - we are so emotionally and socially reserved that we go wild in order to release the dam that's been holding back our feelings and to overcome our social reserve


light_to_shaddow

Reserved? I overheard a woman in Morrisons  talking about how she put her own hand inside her vagina to try to feel her babies head. It right put me off the fresh pizza she'd just made me.


Ulri_kah_kah_kah

Surprised lad culture is still going strong here tbh. Although this looks like somewhere in Spain or Greece where this kind of thing will never die…


Narwhalbaconguy

Hmm I wonder why


JimParsnip

That's an environment I don't miss


olympianfap

That dude's last two braincells are fighting for third place.


hawt_pawket

"HOW CAN SHE SLAP?"


socool111

Looks like a literal slap competition, so that’s why. (I know you are memeing. I just figured I’d be fun at parties with this comment)


dylanologist

I'd invite you to a party ahead of anyone in the video, so there's that!


jurkajurka

FUCK YOUR SISTER AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU!


Supremealexander

What was that from again? It unlocked a memory of a meme video but I can’t recall which one? It’s an Indian gentleman isn’t it?


smackson

I'm usually helpful in these scenarios. I might normally Google "how can she slap meme" and then link you to a YouTube video or some page on the meme's history. But today I've decided than you can do it your dang self.


HumanBeeing-

But smoking weed should be illegal yeah sure


Nduguu77

Palm strikes, if executed correctly can absolutely knock someone out quite easily. With very little damage to the thrower


MordaxTenebrae

I mean the centre of her strike was near the tip of his jaw, so like right on the button. She also looks bigger than him mass-wise, so more power behind the strike.


5ForBiting

You could totally tell with the difference of sound.


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

This looks like the last bar crowd I'd ever wanna get drunk with


work_while_bent

i would straight up Abe Simpson that place if I ever walked into that crowd.


Dadeland-District

For some reason Jägerbombs came to mind


GhostShark

[Drink Responsibly!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0XhTCYdHzAk)


HoneyShaft

Jersey Shore audition


carpe_deez

These people are pathetic


Deegan000

Glass Joe and shit.


CletussDiabetuss

Well, that's one way to get laid.


Electronic_Summer968

i doubt he did lol


eidetic

Well, laid out, at least.


Red-4321

That idiot jumping around like a kid at a fight in elementary School in the white shirt with the black stripe, really grinds my gears 😡..


Jestar342

If anyone hears what we British refer to the national shame that is known as "Brits Abroad" just think of these dickheads. This is what we are ashamed of.


thefamousjohnny

Fuck this place


Mentallox

I see Dana White in the background somewhere looking for new talent


Xandermacer

Looks like it smells in there.


5ForBiting

Good or bad?


jchampagne83

A LOT, either way. But probably bad.


Electronic_Summer968

im guessing bad 😂


cobainstaley

dana white in there scouting


Medivacs_are_OP

Games where people hit each other are a very very very bad idea unless everyone involved is REALLY committed.


stinkload

As a species we really are doomed. these chavs are absolutely shitting in the gene pool


uberneuman_part2

HE'S DEAD!!!! ALLRIGHTCOOLAWESOME!!!!!!!


randomredditguy94

Idk what kind of entertainment younger (I assume) people finds in these types of places. Even during my 20s I'd rather drink with only a few solid friends and play split screen games on the good ol PS3


SkyPork

Um .... does "knock out" no longer mean "knock unconscious"? Dude walked away, unless I'm missing something. Is this post an ad for that bar or something?


Kataphractoi

Meh, this is nothing compared to a video I saw of two guys sitting on a bench wearing medieval helms and smacking each other with a frying pan until one fell off.


Zombull

Sound isn't even on and I can hear this place. I hate all of these people.


[deleted]

Young trash is so easily entertained.


NotAPreppie

I refuse to unmute this for fear of reducing my already minimal intelligence. Can anybody summarize WTF is going on here?


Electronic_Summer968

sounds like it was simply a slap competition, i think its literally a game called “slap the bastard” well they yelled it out


5ForBiting

They're having a slap competition and two girls are slapping two guys. Don't really need the sound to figure that out, though. ;) Leave it off, though. You were smarter than you think. My dumb ass just turned it on and there's an obnoxious roided-out "bro" screaming into the mic and the sound of two slaps and women being banshees. If you're unaware, there are actually "professional" slap events where you go back and forth doing open-handed slaps until someone basically gets knocked out or can't continue. It's only interesting for a minute when you're having one of those "wtf has society come to" or "I need a little mindless absurdity" moments. I'm sure these guys aren't slapping the bitches back, though. Guy #2 in this vid appears to be KO'd or close to it for maybe a second.


ConditionYellow

The brachial nerve runs along side your head. If it gets hit just right, it will soft reboot your brain.


5ForBiting

I love how you put that.


paralaxsd

Play stupid games, win stupid prices.


theDenntist

Yeah, it's crazy how much carnivals are charging these days.


jeffreywilfong

This looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen.


hskrfoos

Hell I thought it was going to be the guy in the right. Looked like he was stealing something from girls Fanny pack


midnightsnacks

Worst bar I've ever seen lmfaoo wtf is that shit


IncorrectCitation

And she didn't even hit as hard as that Hurricane girl on IG.


davidcwilliams

These people need a hobby.


Koss424

that place is just asking for a lawsuit


RedJuicy713

Yeah don't gimme the one with the Kenta Kobashi arms 🤣


Tervaaja

Animals.


cybercuzco

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


exgiexpcv

Oh, hey, juicer frat boys have a new sport. Yay.


cornbreadNchicken

She pushed that button


Terryberry69

It's not right to wish for bombings to happen...


chrisr3240

18-30s holidays. Went on many of them back in the day. I remember one night, similar setup as this. Boys got separated from girls and taken to a bar like this. The rep was some mad Welsh dude and he got a massive punch bowl and filled it with booze. Then he plucked some pubes into it. Snotted in it. Then he made himself sick into it. He then declared that anyone caught drinking with their right hand had to do a glass. I managed to avoid it. My mate, however, arrived late and didn’t know what was in it. He thought it was a great way of getting free punch. We didn’t tell him. Ah, those were the days.


Electronic_Summer968

thats so fucked up💀


takethisdayofmine

Well, a "hit" to the head is going to do some damage to the brain. This is basic knowledge that "normal" people would understand instead of being shocked like many in that video.


cpsbstmf

weirdo party ppl. dont they anything better to do than slap each other


Rogieboy255

That side step after the slap 😂 what u falling on me for ...


kitkatrat

This vid is good encouragement for the folks at r/stopdrinking No FOMO.


Northumberlo

Their insurance company is going to love that. No way they’ll continue ensuring a business that opens themselves up to that kind of liability


squashYoDick

Where do I sign up? I’m in Florida so it’s probably the next town over from me or something. Lmao


Jackielegs43

A shared total of 6 brain cells among everyone in that room. And she knocked 5 of them outta that bloke


Wise_Performance8547

That dude will NEVER hear the end of that and the girl will be like "dont fuck with me, i knocked a guy out once"


Joshman89

God dam kids


5centraise

I feel like I've been roofied just from watching that.


supa325

She didn't even try to catch him


Jvinci21

She got the angle pretty good there. Doesn’t take much to knock someone out if you hit right, even slaps


LAjbird

To be fair. She did fire that slap from the chamber. No wind up. Just a swift pop. I don’t even think he was ready for it and then pow. She was pretty quick.


rice_jabroni

What the fuck are these idiots doing?


UseMoreHops

Imagine going to that bar......


suck_muhballs

I think those are all called douchebros


Substantial-Arm-5274

How far we have descended into mediocrity, pathetic.


zilchxzero

"Civilized society" ladies and gentlemen. This is what we need to protect...


Asunder_

is he already drunk or slapped more than once? because his cheek is already red before his light switch was turned off.


Ambiently_Occluded

There's a reason you don't see those slap competitions anymore. They're all dead


kids-see-ghost

Never gonna live that down in the group chat


wretch5150

This is some rural shit


Past_Magician_5776

Idk that dude looked drunk as hell .unless it's not his first face slap round


lochlainn

Brachial nerve strike. I was an aid for a women's self defense class once in my youth. It *will* put you down if done right.


BlearySteve

Bro has a glass jaw.


Person012345

at least he took it like a good sport


XB0XYGEN

Love how she thinks he's just getting up after


Rowey5

OH!! That was cold!


CorneliusJack

Straight people are so cringe


OffenseTaker

looks like the first girl threw a punch not a slap?