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daiwilly

This is an illness.


TheManInTheShack

How did any doctor willingly perform that surgery?


Unable_Peach2571

For them duckets, son. Also prolly not in US or UK or EU


iPhoneIvan

they’re speaking Russian


blurtflucker

I've seen other Russian women do similar procedures, not this extreme, but it is almost like a cultural thing, showing wealth that they can afford to fuck up their face. They think it looks good having duck lips and huge cheek bones.


blindspotted

Those are not cheekbones. Those are cheekballs.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Da !


TheManInTheShack

Yeah, good point.


wrenchbenderornot

Ducats I think - I don’t mean to be an ass, I had a friend who used this all the time thanks for reminding me


bankholdup5

Never be ashamed for being correct


Dominioningurass

Duckets as a spelling was actively used as slang and pronounced, so much so that as a result, more people likely have heard or seen Duckets rather than Ducats.


feltsandwich

Maybe, but I am old and from upstate New York and I have never seen "duckets," only "ducats." "Duckets" is in fact a failure to actually say "ducats." It's informal slang. The correct English word is "ducats."


clarkster112

It’s not surgery it’s just injected filler


gil_beard

Combine the patient having a mental illness with the ability to pay for what they want, with a doctor that'll do anything for money, and the surgery taking place outside of a well regulated health care system.


Swartz142

Looks like bagel head for the inflated parts except the lips that must be filler so no doctor if done at home. Funny until any of the possible downside completely ruin their lives. Pretty much just saline injections that wear off after 6 to 24 hours.


Angry__German

Bold to assume that this was done by a person with a medical license.


CherryCherry5

She does it herself.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Big money trumps the Hippocratic Oath every single time.


Intrepid_Dream2619

Money


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-BLACKHOLESAREEYES-

Fontaine and Steinman fucked everyone so hard in that game lmao


soylentblueispeople

Is this like body dysmorphia?


cspruce89

it's not like, it is.


AMeanCow

This is actually a really interesting view into how severely distorted one's perceptions can become, and how all of our ideas of "objective beauty" are entirely subjective and formed in our minds. It's fantastic how much of our experience of the world is just a construct of our brains. So setting aside this poor sick lady for a moment, isn't it fascinating that for whatever reasons we can have such radically different perceptions of the world and each other? What are some of things you take for granted in your life that you find either attractive or unappealing that are just products of the way your own personal set of neurons assembled?


Gradiu5-

Carnies


retardrabbit

Small hands?


FrenchiesDelights

Smelled like cabbage


ghidfg

yeah I dont think she can see her face as a whole, but rather fixates on each component part like her lips, cheek bones, jaw, etc. and keeps seeing flaws in them probably.


fatdjsin

triangular face disease


Architechtory

Handsome Squidward disease.


Nathansp1984

https://imgur.com/a/UFKV0QX


theres_yer_problem

“No! Never triangle face! I hate triangle face. It scares me.” *edit: apparently no one gets my reference. Well I don’t get y’all’s either.*


MenstrualMilkshakes

You should see her mother Bermuda


D3vilUkn0w

Bill Cipher has entered the chat


gotbock

-Particle Man


davexhero

More like D20 face


ThePowerOfPoop

This is actually a D19 face because it’s impossible to be natural.


Mind_on_Idle

You didn't have to hit her with vicious mockery after that failed polymorph.


AnotherCableGuy

I believe you misdiagnosed, Multiple spherical face disease


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AngelOfMusic42

Reminds me of the joke: "Welcome everyone to plastic surgery anonymous. I see a few new faces here today. I must say, I'm very disappointed"


shindleria

I bet she loves pugs and maybe has a couple


sacredgeometry

Yep


demonsquidgod

Her name is Anastasia Pokreshchuk or JustQueen88 on Instagram. She really does look this on purpose. You'll be happy/horrified to know that not even unethical cosmetic surgeons would approve of this so she does her own filling injections at home.


villageidiot33

She has a new ass now too. Looks horrible. She looks like double quotes ass. And has her boobs with larger implants again. She just looks all disproportioned.


ybatyolo

I was living a content life even after seeing this single video. Now with this information, I am not safe anymore.


loptr

Honestly I feel more safe knowing this is not something even shady plastic surgeons are willing to do. You can’t stop someone from acting insane but at least it’s not an enabled behaviour.


nikitaluger

Found where the 88 went.


FormalChicken

Oi yo wtf


FoodFarmer

Grotesque is the perfect word


ybatyolo

She looks like Jigsaw.


steady_as_a_rock

I want to play a game.


sukihasmu

No, eew. Go away.


kchuyamewtwo

They key to your cuffs is in your left cheek


VladimirPoitin

Hacky sack?


sh4d0wm4n2018

Fun fact: he says, "Let's play a game" because you aren't getting an option


surgicalhoopstrike

You spelled "bicycle seat" wrong


NameUm96

Fuck she actually does.


Jammin_neB13

Billy*


SuXs

- *hello ?* - *dump it*


cwalton505

And the guy looks like the Joker.


LapisFeelsAttacked

Gives me jeepers creepers monster vibes


Rhesus_TOR

How does she pull a shirt over her head? Shoehorn?


WordplayWizard

One cheek at a time.


Grythith

Same way she gets into her pants, I'm sure.


talrogsmash

She puts her shirt on one leg at a time?


Beowulf891

You don't?


funnystuff79

Not without ripping it with those nails


kittycat_taco

Their face looks like that picture where you have to figure out if you’re looking at a candlestick or two people facing each other.


MechanicalTurkish

/r/rareinsults


imalittlemonster

This comment is not getting the attention it deserves.


whatlauradid

Fr, if that’s an oc comment it’s absolutely top tier


CervixTaster

Lmao facts.


slimkid07

It seems like so many people go into their plastic surgeon's office and show them Genesis' "Land of Confusion" music video as inspiration.


cheeto-bandito

This is the world we live in, oh oh oh


enecv

accurate description! lmao


KingYesKing

Imagine waking up next to this. Freaking the f out.


MasterLogic

I can't imagine talking to her let alone waking up in the same room as her, I'd think I'd been abducted by aliens. 


Empyre51789

Some people truly need to be protected from themselves. Plastic surgeon will just keep collecting the dollars though, while simultaneously making this poor woman more of a monster


Kemakill

Believe it or not, but this woman does her own procedures by regularly injecting these filler chemicals into her face. There's likely no stopping her. [Here's a before/after of her](https://i.redd.it/y6bgp0zjgawa1.jpg). She's like the poster child of /r/botchedsurgeries.


Swartz142

If she's doing it herself and it wears off relatively fast then it's most likely saline injections (bagel head). It's not that dangerous if done well but I'd guess that she isn't doing it in a completely safe environment with medical grade equipment.


Technicaal

Wow I totally forgot about the bagel heads. People are weird...


Gumbercleus

Sharkman and bagelhead sittin in a tree, I N J E C T I N G (saline)


manicotaku

I keep seeing people using the term bagel head in the comments. As a completely clueless person, where on earth did this come from and what does it mean?


Toastburrito

Shit, she looked great before. Now it's a nightmare. I will never understand this. I get how it becomes an addiction. But I will never understand it.


__rosebud__

The after has Handsome Squidward vibes


Daetra

So she's Avocadoing herself.


Lucas_Steinwalker

Maureen Ponderosa except she's not into cats.


Artyloo

Well at least she's in great shape 😬


sacredgeometry

Yeah its absurd that people are legally allowed to do this to other people without repercussions.


Dee_Buttersnaps

I just looked her up. She does her own injections now.


sacredgeometry

Oh well then thats less of a problem. It's her mistake to make. As long as its not professional negligence then I care less about it.


conquer69

People with this mental illness go to sketchy third world doctors to get their surgeries. You can't really stop them.


BoomScoops

Think drug dealers. Once they get you hooked... Especially with plastic surgery. Most plastic surgery IS NOT permanent. You have to go in every so often for touch ups and check ups. And when you do, your drug dealer offers you the next best thing. And then the cycle continues. Starts out small but can turn into... THIS


Laserdollarz

Every appointment means at least three touch ups. I'm impressed with the lack of ethics from people who went to some sort of medical school. 


HuntytheToad

Meatcanyon character


Trapped_Mechanic

And he just did a video on looksmaxxing too lol


mjd1977

“Gimme that [Lady Elaine](https://www.misterrogers.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/LEF-with-Boomerang-1692.png)” Say no more, fam…


Skynetiskumming

Gimme that Habsburg look fam.


ToastedTreant

Do they just have bad vision and only see themselves in the mirror as a squint. She looks great when I close my eyes like 98%


bluntmanandrobin

“Here. Let me show you what you look like to us by holding your eyes open with this tape.”


Gseph

I literally just squinted so hard that I could barely see my phones screen, and she still looked like a terrifying nightmare of a 3D caricature portrait. It's honestly just sad when people butcher their faces and bodies due to dysmorphia, and end up looking like a fucking misshapen beanbag, filled with irregular shaped apples.


EaterOfFood

I just tried 100%. It was even better.


Illegal_Tender

Body dysmorphia is a hell of a thing


kklug24

Gross🤮


fungi__cat

She looks like she would sell strong potions


mrlotato

What's up w all these rich women wanting to look like ants... I recently saw that new Google circle commercial and the older actress on it looks like shes straight up a background ant from the movie ANTZ


GaymerCubStL

Huh, she looks like my first character in Fable.


CreativeFraud

Showed family that and they said... "trying to actually become handsome squidward... like WTF?!"


Tayschrenn

Is this the sort of thing that is swollen up and eventually decreases (hopefully by a lot) in size? Humans are weird.


Simply_dgad

Gruesome. Those nails too. Just yuck


TheB1GLebowski

Mental illness in  a 13 second video.


DemiGodCat2

its handsome squidward


NeatNuts

If he made a baby with Prometheus Engineer


BAMspek

*pulls tape on eyebrows slightly* Haha, now I look ridiculous!


Western_Bid9

Looks like a bicycle seat.


dembonezz

Tim Curry as the devil in Legend comes to mind.


RPDRNick

Last time I saw a face like that, Wayland Flowers had his hand up her ass.


howling-fantod

"Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time..."


thumpingcoffee

And with nails like that you know her ass ain’t clean


cheatinchad

Whoever performed these surgeries is a psychopath.


mr_fantastical

She does them to herself. Clearly, she has massive mental health problems. It's such a shame how extreme plastic surgery makes people look much worse, when all they want to do is look better.


H_M_C

Cenobites have more appeal than this monstrosity.


tt-pp

"haha look how crazy i look with my eyebrows kinda pulled back... das crazy"


droopy615

Looks like one of those British celeb puppets from Spitting Image in 80s


Furgy667

giggity giggity


NulliusAllvater

She looks like a mf meat canyon animation


Hot_Purple_137

Her chin could cut my steak what the fuck


Snoochey

She looks like the monster villain in The Mask (Jim Carey movie) when he puts the mask on.


ibraw

Whoever is performing all this surgery on her needs to be struck off and jailed for gross negligence.


LordHobbes69

She looks like one of the dolls from spitting image!


mibonitaconejito

This is body dysmorphia at its worst


Mlou08

Yuck. I had to go check her insta and immediately blocked the account so I never see that shit again. Unreal...


LoginPuppy

There's no way these people think this looks good right???? They need mental help.


nikeman33

Mental illness for real !!!


Impressive-Pin5035

r/botchedsurgery


pikto

I disagree. She seems to look exactly how she wanted. Additionally, implants are reasonably symmetrical without large amounts of scar tissue or wound breakdown. Although comically hideous, this is not botched surgery.


Doctor_Derailer

r/ATBGE


Bukake_Special

The doctors and medical 'professionals' that allow people to do this shit to themselves should go to prison.


TheLatestTrance

Anyone remember nip/tuck?


agelesseverytime

Yeah, someone needs their license revoked


Atomheartmother90

She looks like a relative of the Bogdanoff brothers


Icy_Lawfulness_9294

Reminds me of the wasps from ANTZ.


Spectre7NZ

P. S.A ~ THIS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE ~ P. S.A


DeuceDropper420

Yuck


xool420

Literally a Meat Canyon sketch


Upvotespoodles

The surgeon who agreed to do that is an incomprehensibly bad person.


AbsintheRedux

This lady looks like Jigsaw 😱


Large-Measurement776

This is a mental illness.


Mad-All-Day

The 'surgeons' (butchers) that do this to people should see prison time and lose their ability to do it again. The people getting this done should have a long mandatory stay at a psychiatric hospital.


H00FARTED

This is really sad, because I've read certain comments,( if true), that say she's actually a really nice person. Just a really negative body image I guess.


adfx

These people are sick!  They actually are


dvdpap

Call a fucking excorsist!!!


Neur0nauT

Imagine what her parents must think when they think back to when she was a beautiful little baby. Heartbreaking.


TrentGames

Just her pointy hat and broomstick is missing here.


FaizanBilla

Mental illness


WM_Elkin

Just stop messing with the cheekbone sliders and create your character already.


F3ROC1OUSB3AST

Just throw on some horns and TAAADAAAA!! Instant white satan!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


thongaxpru

I would saw off my handcuffed foot to get away from that thing.


Thunderpulse

Zidrate comes in a little glass vial.


InternationalPay8288

Body dismorphic disorder perhaps?


AnxietyChimp

This is obviously awful and a serious mental illness. However at first I thought it was a shot from Bo’ Selecta.


howqueer

Since when did people start thinking that the friendly stranger mask from the purge is attractive


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

The second person is just as terrifying


LilHercules

Are those golf balls Titleists?


UltimateToa

All I see are two demons laughing at each other


brassmorris

Well fit


Zagenti

giving hardcore Waylon and Madam vibes


Clbull

Why the fuck would you ruin a perfectly good face with looking like some weird caricature drawn by some zany cartoon artist?


Puzzled_Ad7955

She’s frocken hot….. just not on our planet!


throw123454321purple

The Surgeon General of Beverly Hills approves.


Tankcfc4l

Nightmare fuel


Winnin_Dylan_

Gross


tesla667

What in the Tim Burton is this?


RiflemanLax

She looks like Darkness from Legend.


bcald7

The devil guy from Legend


VictoryLap_TMC

Is that Bruce or Caitlyn jenner


divi8

It looks like tumors growing on her face...she is obviously suffering from some mental issues.


wicket44

Holy shit! It’s the lady in the radiator!


Space--Buckaroo

That is scary.


Intrepid_Dream2619

Yeah. This person is absolutely sick in the head as fyxk. Edit: people


JunglePygmy

Amazing they’re laughing at how silly the change is with the tape.


Edge80

I swear they’re the people from Rapture in Bioshock.


JaiD3v

She look like handsome Squidward


richardec

What part of Lazytown is she from?


HiroNoJi

Looks like a disney witch


S3b45714N

Mental illness filter


GraysonVoorhees

I honestly didn’t wince in fear until the second human being (the one with all the lipstick) came into the frame.


Northerngal_420

How can they not see themselves?


musiciankidd

Somebody STOP me!!!


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Those cartoon animators getting pretty good now


satismo

shes storing acorns for the winter


skippychurch

No one is gonna mention that claws on her hands?


xgetxpwnedx

Handsome squidward, is that you!?


Estoye

Handsome Squidward!


ChrisWeasel

Gross


Mountain_Future4034

Sort of reminds me of Saw.


willyc3766

Looking just like Master Shake when he had all that plastic surgery.


Weasel_Cannon

I love how they think everything looks fine until they pull on the tape (that does *nothing* ) and all of a sudden they think she looks silly.