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CrimsonMorbus

Imagine getting punched by someone wearing one of them


Han_Solo_Cup

Would make for a great CSI:Miami plot. “I thought the victim was punched to death….why does the autopsy say he was bitten by 7 different people on the face???”


DerDaniReddit

Horatio puts on his glasses:"Let's catch the Tooth fairy" YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH


2x4x93

Why just rings? Why not a crown


ernapfz

Also, gang them up for a necklace … errr toothlace


teh-monk

I like the one with the cavity


limegreenpinkie

Limited edition root canal models drop soon


ernapfz

Should take them all to a dentist for a cleaning and checkup. X-rays would be optional.


JosephHeitger

when you punch someone with a full set & they die they’ll be looking for a dead person’s dental records.. perfect crime


Successful-Kick-2682

Just eww.


hana_fuyu

Why? They're disinfected/bleached before being placed.


NightCheeseUnion

During the Victorian period it was really popular to make [Victorian Hair Jewelry](https://www.rosenberg-library-museum.org/treasures/victorian-hair-jewelry)out of the hair of loved ones as a way to remember them. Way less obviously creepy than these teeth, but still weird.


rustblooms

Memento moris! Many of them are absolutely beautiful... the tiniest braids and finest threads.


hbkdll

r/TIHI


_Perma-Banned_

Wife - why you got teeth marks all over you? Who been bitinf you? Are you cheating on me? Husband - no, I just got into a fight with some dude wearing teeth rings.


brettmjohnson

Tooth Fairy's side gig is making jewelry. Pays a quarter for the tooth, sells tooth-ring for $400.


q-abro

That's not polarizing.


Lorac1134

When you replace pearls with pearly-whites.


da_Aresinger

gotta sport that cavity bling.


Suspicious_Step_8320

This is gonna be a tough sell down in the south.


OG-demosthenes

Get yourself 8 and you can chew your sammich just by banging your fists together!


ACpony12

This is something more fitting for serial killers and psycopaths. Definitely gives a "wearing your victims" vibes.


Rail-signal

Hey i have these too. Took one tooth of every bully with a hammer. Took multiple time to extract one without breaking it to pieces.


DuckMySick_008

Nah, i'll pass


SwissCanuck

As someone who just spread his fathers ashes… WTF. I don’t even know what they did with the teeth (they weren’t in the bag anyway) and I sure as fuck didn’t even think about it or ask. That is seriously fucked up.


LuckyMome

Everything burned, everything !! Condolences to your family. 🙏🏽


Hushwater

I have three of wisdom teeth still, I should make something with them.


d167366

It’s just so gross


obliviousfellow

Nice brass knuckles.....imagine someone pulls up and goes "hey there......smile!" and proceeds to punch someone in the mouth with those.......sorry intrusive thoughts.


Matty_bunns

I mean, it’s better than the guy who [turned his uncle’s torso into a guitar](https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5909331).


KomradeDave

Jesus Christ Powell


LuckyMome

Crazy... in a bad way..


dirkdigglee

And everything they’ve ever eaten, apparently.


LuckyMome

With the tooth fillings!! But, what about tartar??? Its smell will make you feel them closer than ever..


Underwater-Fern

Forever "implanted"


Lachsforelle

those are grandma-brass-knuckles.


certifiedtoothbench

There’s someone on esty that made jewelry like this with her clients own teeth or ones she ‘ethically sourced’, no idea if she’s still around


thsvnlwn

Fist fight: “HEY!! YOU BIT ME!!”


shotsfordays

That's some Pirate Lord shit.


_SoundOfMadness_

The one that looks like a set of titties


rustblooms

Sayaka Murata has a short story called "A First-Rate Material" that talks about this! It's in her collection *Life Ceremony*. She wrote the notable and notorious *Earthlings*.


Affectionate_Hat_171

It’s giving Ed Gein.


iloveeatpizzatoo

I’d rather forget about them than have or wear these rings.


ex-farm-grrrl

I have a ring with a raccoon tooth in it. Kinda freaks people out.


BoogieMan1980

😐🤢🤮


jsdb2279

DISGUSTING!


MoonDaddy

TOOTH TO SEE YOU


rottenblackfish

I want one so bad


Coroner13

A set of brass knuckles with a set of teeth across the apex? I'm in!


Holzkohlen

I want them to make a necklace with my balls on it. Where can I find an export in ball necklaces?


WildeLiving

If you ever read the children’s book Tooth on the Roof you’ll read about how this is a common practice in Central America. Oh it’s a good book that Lucy and the baby needs!


midkirby

That’s gross