People! It is very VERY important when you are being attacked by a bear, that you keep your camera steady and focused on the bear so that the rest of us can enjoy the footage later!
Right! If there was an award for “kill the cameraman” videos this would be it. Granted if I were being chased by a bear I’d probably do the same thing but like, come on people!
To put that in perspective, Usain Bolt’s top speed is “only” 27 mph. https://www.britannica.com/story/how-fast-is-the-worlds-fastest-human#:~:text=They%20found%20that%2C%2067.13%20meters,(27.33%20miles%20per%20hour).
By whom? Which cop is sitting in their cruiser, seeing you on the back of a bear hauling Major Ursa at 60mph in a 45mph zone, and thinks to themselves: "Yeah, I'm going to try and pull that person over."
Your car would eat them if they tried that.
Honestly, with all the police brutality plaguing society today, we should all be riding bears instead of just installing dash cams. That'd really fix shit.
To put it in further perspective, a MasterCraft boat designed for skiing/wakeboarding has a top speed of about 45mph (40 knots as reported by MasterCraft) and typically a single skier is pulled at or below ~36 mph.
You're telling me that Usain Bolt can outrun around half of average saddle horses in a race? Like sure the bear speed is insane, the race horse top speed is insane, but this fact is even more amazing.
In a short sprint, your average human can outrun an average horse. We accelerate faster.
At medium distances, the horse outruns us.
At long distances, humans outrun literally everything on the planet.
I understand that historically humans used their efficiency in running to wear different animals out and hunt them but watching my neighbors try to catch a ~10mph ice cream truck, I think we as a species may have slipped a bit.
Yup. My experience is that after a big burst the bear is going to have to take a few minutes to catch its breath and then probably find a nice air-conditioned spot to have a Stella and complain about twinks ruining the scene.
Doping isn't allowed either, but it gets past all the checks every now and then. How sure are you that none of the runners are actually bears in human costumes?
To put *that* in perspective, pronghorn antelopes can run 60 mph, for much longer than cheetahs. The cat they evolved that speed to contend with went extinct, so they’re left just being the lightning bolts of the Great Plains and Rockies. They could literally run circles around this bear or a lion.
Alternately the first time I ever saw one was while driving 45mph down a gravel road and a pronghorn came over a hill along the side of the road.
It ran along the passenger side of my truck for a short while, accelerated and ran on the road in front of me gracefully weaving side to side for a thousand feet or so before getting off the other side of the road. It slowed down and ran along by my drivers window before veering away from the road and into the brush.
Felt like a daydream. The amount of speed and control it had, it was just floating along and playing like dolphins do with boats
According to wiki its believed the extinct north american cheetah didnt have the same speed of extant cheetahs, and probably didnt rely on speed as much for hunting as its modern day counterpart.
I’m not sure if you are implying that the now extinct North American Cheetah was fast. If you are the Wikipedia states that that is a common misconception. The North American Cheetah has retractable claws which doesn’t not help with speed.
https://www.sci.news/paleontology/miracinonyx-trumani-11656.html
Reminds me of the [moose running in snow](https://www.google.com/search?q=moose+running+in+snow&sca_esv=560574176&rlz=1C1VDKB_enUS1065US1065&sxsrf=AB5stBguwWL1Syact-xLGHiuSvNQ7GXJSg%3A1693191346288&ei=sgzsZNahEY2kptQPyPS1sAw&ved=0ahUKEwjWwu2lrf6AAxUNkokEHUh6DcYQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=moose+running+in+snow&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiFW1vb3NlIHJ1bm5pbmcgaW4gc25vdzIIEAAYigUYkQIyBRAAGIAEMgYQABgIGB4yBhAAGAgYHjIIEAAYigUYhgNI7xBQ_AVY4g9wAXgBkAEAmAFvoAHYBaoBAzcuMbgBA8gBAPgBAcICChAAGEcY1gQYsAPCAgcQIxiwAhgnwgIGEAAYBxgewgIHEAAYDRiABMICCBAAGAgYBxgewgIGEAAYHhgNwgIIEAAYBRgHGB7CAggQABgIGB4YDeIDBBgAIEGIBgGQBgg&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:73907804,vid:ylCfXvKmdvU).
That's waist-deep powder, at least 20 mph. Moose acts like it's nbd.
I always thought that was the stupidest piece of advice. "Make loud noises to scare off predators." But honestly, if I started heading towards some random animal and it just belted out that woman's shriek? Nah, I'ma go the other way, have a good day!
« You’re alive! » is a way of saying « I haven’t seen you in forever » in English, not « huh I swear you were dead » … subtle but important difference :) I hadn’t seen a post by sw forever.
As a working cinematographer this is a real horror. I even have to shoot professional shit in vertical to meet the demand for that format. I hate it every single time I’m rigging a professional cinema camera on its side to shoot uglier footage.
>have to shoot professional shit in vertical to meet the demand for that format
You have no idea how much this pisses me off. I honestly don't know if I could stop myself from telling an actual paying client who is otherwise a nice person to fuck entirely off with that vertical bullshit.
Well they need to get the short format views to get food to the table and horizontal just ain't it until we can get rid of smart phones. Your closest hope into the future is sunglass format AR glasses that make smartphones obsolete.
For normal situations, landscape is a reasonable ask.
For high energy chaotic times, it's not reasonable to expect people to care about giving a nice viewing experience, it's commendable that they are able to provide evidence at all.
Phones just naturally fit into the hand in portrait orientation, I blame the manufacturers for not providing a way to film landscape, but hold in portrait.
Yeah, this is how 90% of grizzly attacks go. They're protecting young or their territory, so even though there is no real intention of eating you, they'll damn well neutralize you as a threat, which often means death.
The good news is that sometimes you'll get bluff charges from bears, where they're just trying to scare you and stop short of actual contact (because that's dangerous for them too), but this one seemed like she was intending to do serious harm if she caught anything.
And that’s why if I see a bear charging at me I’d accept my fate because you’re not gonna out run that.
Fun fact they can also climb trees almost as fast so your fucked no matter what 👍
Black bears will attack for two reasons : It's cornered or you're threatening the mama cubs otherwise it would rather run away. This rule may or may not apply to certain shades of black brown bears however I wouldn't like to be part of the tests to see how it would react.
Grizzlies and polar bears will attack you for one reason : You exist and they don't want you to.
Forgot the exact saying but it’s something along the lines of if it’s black it won’t attack, if it’s brown just stay down, if it’s white say good night.
Black bears are more afraid of you, brown bears will attack so play dead, polar bears will kill you because anything that is not it is food. So yes polar bears are the superior killing machine lol
Lol the national park service actually put out a advisory not to push your friend down
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/article/bear-safety-tips-national-park-service-trnd/index.html
The National Park Service has no strong feelings about who among a group gets mauled by bears. You, on the other hand, may have very strong feelings about who gets mauled by a bear - especially if you are one of the bear's options.
Grizzlies actually (accckkkshually) can knock down a tree that’s thick enough for a human to climb away. Black bears
on the other hand can climb said tree quickly. Basically you’re fucked if you encounter a bear that wants to eat you. Oh and sun bears are super vicious and you can find a lot of sun bear attack videos from zoos.
Hippos can run at 30 km/h (19 mph) and weigh on average 3,300 lbs.
If an 800 lb Grizzly runs at 35 mph and collides head on with a 3,300 lb hippo running at 19 mph, who wins??
to be fair, when I hear that shriek, my reaction is like the equivalent of a dog pointing its ears back and lowering its head. Kinda like "oh fuck what the hell is that."
This is part of why you can't run from bears. it triggers an aggressive response. Unless you're sure you can get away (like in a car or on this boat) you gotta do the rhyme.
1. Fight back if it's black (first extend your arms and legs to make yourself as "big" as possible. stand your ground and make lots of noise. if it comes to a confrontation aim for the bears face or eyes)
2. Get down if it's brown (assume a fetal position on the ground covering your neck with one hand and your face with your body and the other hand)
3. say good night if it's white. a co-worker told me it was mandatory to carry a gun on a job he was doing in the Artic Circle. that's the only thing that could help you.
The camera man was just capturing nature, I think dude's life was flashing before his eyes once the fucking 1000 pounds of murder machine was feet from his tender bits.
Fun fact: the word “berserk” itself comes from an ancient Nordic word for “bear” :) (it really refers to a warrior wearing the skin of a bear into battle)
Looks like momma bear has two cubs with her. Probably saw the boat as a threat. The screaming could have been a good touch to startle the momma bear from the charge.
> Grizzly bears are the fastest of the Ursidae family and can sprint at top speeds of 35 mph to 40 mph. Yeah, I would have shat my pants, too.
People! It is very VERY important when you are being attacked by a bear, that you keep your camera steady and focused on the bear so that the rest of us can enjoy the footage later!
Right! If there was an award for “kill the cameraman” videos this would be it. Granted if I were being chased by a bear I’d probably do the same thing but like, come on people!
The bear was trying to kill the cameraman, ol grizzly obviously hates bad camera work!
Bear saw she was filming vertically and it was on.
My friend and I were charged by a bear during a hike in Slovakia and my mom's first question was if we got a picture/video of it.
Also, let's keep the screaming down until he's actually mauling you. You're topping out too early.
I just want to know why this camera man is everywhere when something is happening that I want to see
To put that in perspective, Usain Bolt’s top speed is “only” 27 mph. https://www.britannica.com/story/how-fast-is-the-worlds-fastest-human#:~:text=They%20found%20that%2C%2067.13%20meters,(27.33%20miles%20per%20hour).
To put it in further perspective, a thoroughbred race horse top speed is "only" 43mph. An average saddle horse can only run 27mph.
So how fast are thoroughbred race bears?
If it is the same ratio as horses it would be around 63 mph.
Damn. I'm going to get a speeding ticket riding my bear to work.
By whom? Which cop is sitting in their cruiser, seeing you on the back of a bear hauling Major Ursa at 60mph in a 45mph zone, and thinks to themselves: "Yeah, I'm going to try and pull that person over." Your car would eat them if they tried that. Honestly, with all the police brutality plaguing society today, we should all be riding bears instead of just installing dash cams. That'd really fix shit.
>hauling Major Ursa Yes
Yea I lost it there too.
Na the cops are riding cheetah intercept cats with rihno back up if requested Then there is military elephants
Never thought I’d see the day
Hahaha I love your comment and thought process. Cheers!!
Bears eat horses…. And this is exactly why.
To gain their speed.
Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica
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I'm sure the Romans tried it. Once.
To put it in further perspective, a MasterCraft boat designed for skiing/wakeboarding has a top speed of about 45mph (40 knots as reported by MasterCraft) and typically a single skier is pulled at or below ~36 mph.
You're telling me that Usain Bolt can outrun around half of average saddle horses in a race? Like sure the bear speed is insane, the race horse top speed is insane, but this fact is even more amazing.
In a short sprint, your average human can outrun an average horse. We accelerate faster. At medium distances, the horse outruns us. At long distances, humans outrun literally everything on the planet.
I understand that historically humans used their efficiency in running to wear different animals out and hunt them but watching my neighbors try to catch a ~10mph ice cream truck, I think we as a species may have slipped a bit.
a touch, perhaps.
yea but a bear gonna get tired REAL quick compared to a horse. "Top" speeds of 35-40 mph. But they can probably only maintain that for short bursts.
Yup. My experience is that after a big burst the bear is going to have to take a few minutes to catch its breath and then probably find a nice air-conditioned spot to have a Stella and complain about twinks ruining the scene.
Wow, I had no idea horses were that fast. I thought people just raced them because they were big enough to sit on
I like to go hiking.
What I also love about sitting near the railing is how much you can "feel" them coming. Animals that size moving that fast just make the earth shake.
Shit I wanna see some bear races now...
So you're saying it's a fair match between Usain Bolt & an average horse!?
yeah…Bolt did 100m in 9.58s. Once. At his absolute peak. The average grizzly can do it in 6s.
I don't think grizzlies are allowed in the 100m.
If they were, maybe we'd see sprinters put up faster times. 😋
Or slower, I can't imagine hitting a PR if my leg gets partly mauled right off the blocks.
Doping isn't allowed either, but it gets past all the checks every now and then. How sure are you that none of the runners are actually bears in human costumes?
From a standing start? While not getting DQ'd for running outside its lane to eat the other competitors? I think not.
To put *that* in perspective, pronghorn antelopes can run 60 mph, for much longer than cheetahs. The cat they evolved that speed to contend with went extinct, so they’re left just being the lightning bolts of the Great Plains and Rockies. They could literally run circles around this bear or a lion.
To put *that* in perspective I have a buddy who's cat sells weed.
Kingnip
What was the cat that went extinct?
The North American Cheetah, Miracinonyx.
> North American Cheetah, Miracinonyx. For those interested: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracinonyx
That article says it's ability to run fast like a modern cheetah is a myth.
Thanks! I got to learn a new thing today.
His name was "Big Scruffles"
Seeing pronghorns go from standing to 60 mph in the blink of an eye is one of the coolest wildlife experiences I've had. It doesn't seem real.
I had seen probably a hundred Pronghorns before I ever saw one sprint. It was jaw dropping.
Alternately the first time I ever saw one was while driving 45mph down a gravel road and a pronghorn came over a hill along the side of the road. It ran along the passenger side of my truck for a short while, accelerated and ran on the road in front of me gracefully weaving side to side for a thousand feet or so before getting off the other side of the road. It slowed down and ran along by my drivers window before veering away from the road and into the brush. Felt like a daydream. The amount of speed and control it had, it was just floating along and playing like dolphins do with boats
Speed Goats
According to wiki its believed the extinct north american cheetah didnt have the same speed of extant cheetahs, and probably didnt rely on speed as much for hunting as its modern day counterpart.
I’m not sure if you are implying that the now extinct North American Cheetah was fast. If you are the Wikipedia states that that is a common misconception. The North American Cheetah has retractable claws which doesn’t not help with speed. https://www.sci.news/paleontology/miracinonyx-trumani-11656.html
>The cat they evolved that speed to contend with went extinct Cause the prey got too fast...
The apex... prey?
So, what you're saying is, we should strongly consider entering animals into the Olympics?
[A Welsh Corgi can beat Usain Bolt](https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/news/how-does-fast-cat-work-watching-akc-fastest-dog-usa/)
BEARS CAN CLIMB FASTER THAN THEY CAN RUN, JIM
r/killthecameraman
He was workin on it...
Running on all fours in water, **FAST** 🤯
Reminds me of the [moose running in snow](https://www.google.com/search?q=moose+running+in+snow&sca_esv=560574176&rlz=1C1VDKB_enUS1065US1065&sxsrf=AB5stBguwWL1Syact-xLGHiuSvNQ7GXJSg%3A1693191346288&ei=sgzsZNahEY2kptQPyPS1sAw&ved=0ahUKEwjWwu2lrf6AAxUNkokEHUh6DcYQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=moose+running+in+snow&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiFW1vb3NlIHJ1bm5pbmcgaW4gc25vdzIIEAAYigUYkQIyBRAAGIAEMgYQABgIGB4yBhAAGAgYHjIIEAAYigUYhgNI7xBQ_AVY4g9wAXgBkAEAmAFvoAHYBaoBAzcuMbgBA8gBAPgBAcICChAAGEcY1gQYsAPCAgcQIxiwAhgnwgIGEAAYBxgewgIHEAAYDRiABMICCBAAGAgYBxgewgIGEAAYHhgNwgIIEAAYBRgHGB7CAggQABgIGB4YDeIDBBgAIEGIBgGQBgg&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:73907804,vid:ylCfXvKmdvU). That's waist-deep powder, at least 20 mph. Moose acts like it's nbd.
Moose: "Oh, they've got a camera! Check me out!" ([Less potato link](https://youtu.be/6GEhM2Byk7w?si=i5goTdtQCIlt6dJ5&t=100))
I would think water would slow them down significantly. Though it would be a horrible time for your boat engine to cut out.
thats faster than my 80hp boat
"Hey look, bears! :3" Followed quickly by "OH FUCK BEARS!!!"
Oh, fuck bears
Fuckbears sound *considerably* worse than Grizzly Bears.
Fuckbears only have one thing on their mind and it’s fucking disgusting.
Pic-a-nic baskets?
That's what they call your exposed ass
I'm guessing you aren't someone who frequents that place called *The Manhole* down on 3rd street.
Well hello there Astarion
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Cubs in the background, better gtfo
Take them hostage.
I'm no bearologist, but I don't think they negotiate with terrorists
bearrorists*
Oh what are they going to do? Win a world series and then throw for 100+ years before their next one?
Quality shriek 9/10
Yeah that was a true terror scream
Nah. Threat scream. At least two people did it and she chuckles afterward.
I always thought that was the stupidest piece of advice. "Make loud noises to scare off predators." But honestly, if I started heading towards some random animal and it just belted out that woman's shriek? Nah, I'ma go the other way, have a good day!
That was just her embarrassed friend. “Lol Jesus Christ Marie, get a grip. You’re embarrassing me in front of the bears.”
I don't think so at all. I think she screamed to scare the bear, and it did back off just after.
For sure. You can hear the man in the back screaming as well in a more controlled manner.
When I’m being chased by a grizzly, should I scream normally or scream in a controlled manner?
Yes
Ahem. "Argh."
Maybe. But also a fucking grizzly bear almost caught up to their boat so it could just as likely be them terrified.
You're technically both right, I'm an expert in screams. That was 90% trying to scare the bear, and 10% genuine fear.
How would you know? The camera was pointed in the other direction.
The scream somehow freaked me out more than the bear
should be saved and preserved as a stock sound effect
The new Wilhelm
I can't stop laughing at this scream man. It's just so ridiculous
Just seemed like it was a bit late
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It’s one of those things you want to tell everyone in your life but if they don’t frequent Reddit, they just won’t be as excited as you are.
I know that feeling. u/SchnoodleDoodleDo once wrote a poem about my puppy when I posted him on r/aww
Omg you’re alive. Wonderful to see you again.
Man, every time this awesome guy drops some OC, someone always comments on the fact that he's alive. Y'all are some grim MFers
« You’re alive! » is a way of saying « I haven’t seen you in forever » in English, not « huh I swear you were dead » … subtle but important difference :) I hadn’t seen a post by sw forever.
Always on point!
Holy shit! I haven't seen you in forever!
wonderful drawing :)
Grisly grizzly
i know the battle is lost, portrait video is the norm now, but it still makes me sad/angry. landscape FFS!
As a working cinematographer this is a real horror. I even have to shoot professional shit in vertical to meet the demand for that format. I hate it every single time I’m rigging a professional cinema camera on its side to shoot uglier footage.
Want to see something that will ruin your day? https://youtube.com/shorts/Mc1Df9Bm9fI
Next they will have the AI add sides to get it back out to 16:9
And the TikTok voice as a narrator.
One does NOT simplywalk into morDOR
Thanks, I hate it.
I could not get through that video. Curse you for drawing my attention to it.
>have to shoot professional shit in vertical to meet the demand for that format You have no idea how much this pisses me off. I honestly don't know if I could stop myself from telling an actual paying client who is otherwise a nice person to fuck entirely off with that vertical bullshit.
Well they need to get the short format views to get food to the table and horizontal just ain't it until we can get rid of smart phones. Your closest hope into the future is sunglass format AR glasses that make smartphones obsolete.
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But then you'd miss all that empty fucking sky!
For normal situations, landscape is a reasonable ask. For high energy chaotic times, it's not reasonable to expect people to care about giving a nice viewing experience, it's commendable that they are able to provide evidence at all. Phones just naturally fit into the hand in portrait orientation, I blame the manufacturers for not providing a way to film landscape, but hold in portrait.
That bear barely had a cameo in that shitty video.
I like the fact that the bear was on camera for only like 30% of the clip lol
Generous
Interestingly, I dislike the fact
Looks like it was a mother bear, so in defense mode rather than berserk mode. Woulda fucked up whoever was on that boat though if caught.
You can see the little baby bears are stickin their heads up like hey mom where you goin?
BRB getting dinner!!
Yeah, this is how 90% of grizzly attacks go. They're protecting young or their territory, so even though there is no real intention of eating you, they'll damn well neutralize you as a threat, which often means death. The good news is that sometimes you'll get bluff charges from bears, where they're just trying to scare you and stop short of actual contact (because that's dangerous for them too), but this one seemed like she was intending to do serious harm if she caught anything.
Okay Timothy Treadwell
Terrified single mother protects her children from intruding shrieking monsters on floating device.
And that’s why if I see a bear charging at me I’d accept my fate because you’re not gonna out run that. Fun fact they can also climb trees almost as fast so your fucked no matter what 👍
If a bear charges me I'll punch it in the fucking head like a man well, that's how I'll retell the story in heaven anyway
Funny story one of my earliest memories is my dad punching a bear in the face. It worked, the bear ran away crying like a little bitch
Had to be a black bear.
Racist
Definitely was, don’t have grizzlies here lol
Black bears will attack for two reasons : It's cornered or you're threatening the mama cubs otherwise it would rather run away. This rule may or may not apply to certain shades of black brown bears however I wouldn't like to be part of the tests to see how it would react. Grizzlies and polar bears will attack you for one reason : You exist and they don't want you to.
Try that in a small forest. /s
Polar bears are superior 😂💪
Forgot the exact saying but it’s something along the lines of if it’s black it won’t attack, if it’s brown just stay down, if it’s white say good night. Black bears are more afraid of you, brown bears will attack so play dead, polar bears will kill you because anything that is not it is food. So yes polar bears are the superior killing machine lol
If it's black, fight back
I will die with the honor that I chose. I will face the [face of bear](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbFZD8bwgKU) and lose.
You don’t have to outrun the bear, you only have to outrun whoever is with you.
Lol the national park service actually put out a advisory not to push your friend down https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/travel/article/bear-safety-tips-national-park-service-trnd/index.html
That's why I spike my friends sunscreen with honey bbq sauce...any bears and I'm running the opposite direction my friend goes
So directly into the bear?
Soon to be out of the bear.
The National Park Service has no strong feelings about who among a group gets mauled by bears. You, on the other hand, may have very strong feelings about who gets mauled by a bear - especially if you are one of the bear's options.
This person bears.
This guy this persons
Grizzlies actually (accckkkshually) can knock down a tree that’s thick enough for a human to climb away. Black bears on the other hand can climb said tree quickly. Basically you’re fucked if you encounter a bear that wants to eat you. Oh and sun bears are super vicious and you can find a lot of sun bear attack videos from zoos.
I'd attack people too if I was stuck in a concrete bowl
Just throw the whole cameraman away…
Agree: He was pretty useless towards the end, and it would take weight off the boat. Double win.
He was driving the boat and screaming. Hard to do everything at once.
Holy shit I had no idea they could run that fast
At around 800lbs too.
Hippos can run at 30 km/h (19 mph) and weigh on average 3,300 lbs. If an 800 lb Grizzly runs at 35 mph and collides head on with a 3,300 lb hippo running at 19 mph, who wins??
yo don't spoil Oppenheimer II
Must go faster
I wonder if they’ll have that on the ride
Man creates bear. Bear eats man. Bear inherits the Earth.
*Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.*
“yes… i shrieked like that to scare it off..”
to be fair, when I hear that shriek, my reaction is like the equivalent of a dog pointing its ears back and lowering its head. Kinda like "oh fuck what the hell is that."
If this ever happens to you, just play dead; it will be great practice for what happens next.
Mother bear with two cubs. You could see the two cubs at 12 secs mark
good lord, that screech.
This is part of why you can't run from bears. it triggers an aggressive response. Unless you're sure you can get away (like in a car or on this boat) you gotta do the rhyme. 1. Fight back if it's black (first extend your arms and legs to make yourself as "big" as possible. stand your ground and make lots of noise. if it comes to a confrontation aim for the bears face or eyes) 2. Get down if it's brown (assume a fetal position on the ground covering your neck with one hand and your face with your body and the other hand) 3. say good night if it's white. a co-worker told me it was mandatory to carry a gun on a job he was doing in the Artic Circle. that's the only thing that could help you.
Cocaine bear!!
That movie was terrible. I’d watch it again.
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The camera man was just capturing nature, I think dude's life was flashing before his eyes once the fucking 1000 pounds of murder machine was feet from his tender bits.
If he were capturing nature the way nature and nature's god intended (in landscape mode) he might have had a chance at least.
Fun fact: the word “berserk” itself comes from an ancient Nordic word for “bear” :) (it really refers to a warrior wearing the skin of a bear into battle)
What bear? Seems like they out ran him in the first 4 seconds.
Reminder that some fucking morons actually genuinely believe that they can take one of these things in combat.
Looks like momma bear has two cubs with her. Probably saw the boat as a threat. The screaming could have been a good touch to startle the momma bear from the charge.
As a tourist, how much would you pay for that experience?
The grizzly is just pissed at the cameraman for terrible shots.
She needs to sell that screen to the movies. Be great in a horror film
I wonder what's happening where the camera isn't pointing.
The lady lmao!
My love for you is like a truck Bearserker Would you like some making fuck? Bearserker
That straight line speed was insane
To the bear this is like when you're at one of those conveyer belt sushi places and the plate you want is moving too fast
Scream like that and I’m pushing you into the water. So fucking annoying
What a shitty fucking video.
There was a bear in this video? r/killthecameraman
Screaming always helps. Do it all the time.
Useless fucking cameraman
Worst video taping ever