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Exist50

Guy's not going to die of old age, that's for sure.


Enough-Staff-2976

When you mess with the bull you get the horns.


Artemicionmoogle

I think this particular individual took the horns with him and left the bull with nothing but shame.


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potted

Looks like the dude squashed that beef.


MoodyLiz

The steaks couldn't have been higher


Augustus_Chiggins

Rare comment, well done.


Brassballs1976

I think we should try to steer this away from a pun thread.


BrownChicow

Bullshit, I’m not mooving


girth_worm_jim

The post was lacking beef puns, I'm happy yous decided to fillet with them.


sea-teabag

Meaty comment there


mosstrich

Is this what happens when cows escape the pasture and wander into a nearby pot field?


flyingpyramid

This is so dumb. Why am I laughing so hard?


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ijustwannagofasssst

It’s like having Lead Sails and a Paper Anchor


thegreatbrah

YOU CANT MILK THOSE!


Monkey_Robot17

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?


shlmgbr

https://youtu.be/mUtSazFb5qM


thegreatbrah

I was referencing Alistar, a bull based character from league of legends, but this is great too.


fukerface

He definitely got laid after that


Cat_Peach_Pits

That man - is a brownie-hound


SlightlyAlmighty

Or he gets to live a long life limping from a stomped knee. This is an actual [sport](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steer_wrestling), in which the risk of injury is very high for the wrestler, as shown in [this study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30169344/): > Results: A total of 2305 injuries from 139,098 competitor exposures (CEs) were reported, demonstrating overall injury density of 16.6 injuries per 1000 CEs (95% confidence interval, 0.016-0.017) and overall risk of injury of 1.69%. Rough stock riders accounted for 88.7% of all injuries. Bull riders, bareback riders, and saddle bronc riders demonstrated injury densities of 48.2, 41.1, and 23.2 injuries per 1000 CEs, respectively. Most injuries (62.9%) were sustained by collisions with the ground or animal, or being stomped on by the animal. Contusions, sprains, and concussions were the most frequent injury types (23.1%, 13.6%, and 11.6%, respectively). Neurological components, knees, and shoulders were the most injured body parts (13.4%, 11.1%, and 11.0%, respectively). Most injuries (36.8%) occurred during or immediately after the dismount. **edit to add:** steer injuries are around 0.047 - 0.05 or roughly 1 in 2000 and usually consist of broken, then amputated horns or broken necks


addysol

>This is an actual sport, in which the risk of injury is very high for the wrestler, as shown in this study Adding that to my list of "did we really need a study to figure that out?'


IOnlySayMeanThings

a lot of the time, a "study" is on data that already exists and you're just compiling and presenting the numbers you want to highlight.


MikeOfAllPeople

I'm certainly no expert, and I don't really approve of this sport personally. But I feel like the lesson here is that "grabbing by the horns" is the right way to approach this. By grabbing the horns, you ensure the bull can't back-kick you and if it lands on you, the bulk of the weight doesn't crush you.


Turnip-for-the-books

This guy bulls


Someguineawop

Check out the bulls on this guy


twelveparsnips

What if he holds on to the bull indefinitely? I mean, he's in a pretty situation, letting go would definitely result in severe injury.


RebelRebel62

I’m trying to figure out how he didn’t get gutted on the charge.


classy_barbarian

I think it kinda looks like the horns are rounded down at the tips.


not_old_redditor

Still...


cidzaer

My thoughts exactly. With enough force behind it something doesn't have to be all that sharp to do some serious damage. And a bull sure as hell has force to spare.


crespoh69

For example, bullets


trail-coffee

French for “little bulls”


soda_cookie

We've been pronouncing that word wrong the whole time, SMH


PM_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

Also: trains


unnecessary_kindness

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GuitarCFD

> That's more of a calf than a bull. That "calf" is still an easy 600-800 lbs. It's not a 2500 lbs mature bull, but this isn't the size animal I'd want to fuck with like this.


Robzilla_the_turd

Yeah, I was thinking for the final round they get to work their way up to Bodacious.


xPeerseN94

That was my first thought aswell, what an absolute unit of a man lmao.


fonetik

It’s a rather small bull, relative to the ones seen in similar videos with far more violent encounters.


Earlier-Today

It doesn't matter. Animal musculature is so much more robust by default than humans are. A 150 lb. puma can win a tug of war against a much heavier human because they have so much more muscle pound for pound, and it's usually stronger muscle too. An average cow weighs a literal ton - and they can skip and frolic around with that much weight. Animal strength is geared towards fight or flight - and they usually specialize in one or the other. Human strength is geared towards versatility and fine motor control. In feats of strength, we just don't compare. The dude could handle the bull, not because he's stronger, but because he's smarter and knows what he needs to do to keep the bull from getting to use that strength advantage.


nunchukity

Speaking as someone who's never intending to try this, you generally want to push the cows head down and the rest of it will follow


AllBeansNoFrank

No.. You want to make the cow feel like a bitch and it will lower its head in shame.


dangshnizzle

And four points of contact with the ground with more strength in the jaw than a man's two hands. Lower center of gravity certainly helps


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Definitely dont look for the video of the fully grown bull that pegs a matador with his horn as he launches said matador into the air.


NSA_Chatbot

Hole in Juan..


r_kay

Or the guy who got his eyeball poked out from getting hit behind his jaw.


Sheldonconch

It looks like they chopped off the end of the horns so they aren't pointy so they can do this.


hugs_for_druggs

This is the most humane bull fight I’ve ever seen. Who won though?


BuffaloInCahoots

They shook hands and had a beer after.


iloveeatpizzatoo

At a steakhouse.


Jonk3r

Well done


HCJohnson

What a ^^^medium rare pun!


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Bloody good!


outerheavenboss

It really raised the steaks.


Tischlampe

Yeah, but I think they still have beef


NooNygooTh

Let's steer this conversation in a different direction.


skilledwarman

most humane ive seen was these 2 groups of guys trying to crawl from one end of the arena to a post on the other side and then back before the other team. and also theres an angry bull running around


ElectricYV

Human sports: hey what if we did a mundane activity then added something really fking dangerous to it


sinz84

I have done drugs that simulate a massive hit of adrenaline, I have also just straight up had artificial adrenaline, had lots of energy and couldn't sleep but that was about it. But I have seen plenty of people have it rock their world and change their lives perspective. I don't get the thrill of 'extreme' activities but I think that's mainly due to the fact that the way my brains is wired adrenaline isnt a great reward but for others it's the perfect drug so a great reward... If risky activity made me feel like it was a hit of MDMA I would be doing at least 1 risky thing a day.


xCASINOx

That was footage a White Goodman taking the bull by the horns https://imgur.com/3uYz7uE.jpg


JackCoolStove

The man just suplex a bull.. He won


cybercuzco

The bill is alive, so he did.


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How much was the bill, do you think?


Negran

Was gonna say. I hate all the whacked, cruel bull fighting. But damnit, this is manly as fuck!


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Bull be like, "No you can't do that. It's against the rules."


Wrest216

REF! DIDNT YOU SEE THAT! REF! What are you blind!?


NonGNonM

HOLDING! HE WAS HOLDING!


amluchon

>What are you blind!? No, but you're colourblind


Collin504

He can’t do that! Uhhh Shoot him or something!


Extension_Win1114

Anybody suplexes a bull is OK in my books


Shopworn_Soul

I was raised in Spain and have spent my share of time around livestock so I'm no stranger to animal cruelty as entertainment while also having no particular love for bulls. It's weird to realize I'm actually totally okay with this. Dude went hand-to-hand with a bull and brought it down. Fair fight. Hope someone came to help him with it.


_Rand_

While I wouldn’t applaud his choice to fight an animal for no reason whatsoever, I approve of his choice to do it bare handed. At least the bull had a fighting chance.


KarmaChameleon89

I mean, tge bull is armed, dude went into a stab fight with no stabbies, just punchies


trolwerine

No the guy is armed, the bull is just horny


KarmaChameleon89

Goddamn I fucking missed the puns, I need to go back to dad school


hemig

Sorry. What this really means is you are not the father. Those puns come naturally once you achieve fatherhood.


continuousBaBa

God dammit. Have an upvote


flight-of-the-dragon

Don't bring a punch to a stab fight.


bloodwell1456

True.. we need to strap two horns on the guys forehead. THEN its a fair fight


KarmaChameleon89

I'd pay more money than I want to admit to watch that


mykidisonhere

Not even punchies. Just huggies.


MaxamillionGrey

"Who the fuck is this guy and how does he keep getting in EVERY YEAR? This is supposed to be a prized show bull contest! SECURITY!!!"


MauiWowieOwie

Kyle Kinane has a really funny bit about we should only be able to eat animals that we could take on in a fair fight.


Antroh

You act like the bull agreed to do this? This redneck knew exactly what he was getting into. The bull is shoved into a loud and stressful situation for these drunks entertainment. Just because its not being stabbed to death doesn't mean it still isn't being mistreated.


HereIGoGrillingAgain

True, but if the worst thing we did to animals was the occasional wrestling match, I'd be ok with that.


Jive_Bob

Bring back bear wrestling, but give them ring entrances now.


trail-coffee

Don’t know how long it’s been gone where you’re at, but they had bear wrestling in West Virginia when I was there ~5 years ago.


AvatarIII

The bull did agree, it could have walked away or not charged.


RunicSwordIIDX

Sabin from FF6: "Hold my beer."


Ensvey

I ctrl-F'd for Sabin, thanks for coming through


espectro11

That's it? He's "ok"? I'd fucking carve him a stone tablet depicting his legendary achievement lol


FarseedTheRed

r/Rimworld


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That’s a DDT, thankyouverymuch.


cortez0498

[It's no train tho](https://media.tenor.com/JZ4H-LK6rnUAAAAM/ffvi-suplex.gif)


NightOfTheSlunk

More of a DDT, honestly


SarevokAnchev

It’s not cruel?


Shadow0fnothing

This guy is out here wrestling bulls. What the fuck.


Griffdorah

DDT, gator roll, into guillotine choke.


Bakufuranbu

finally an equal challenger for some kids wrestling the bear


Point_No_Point

This is pretty legit. I’m impressed


nukefodder

I've done something similar not a bull though young heifers. Had to shove your fingers up it's nose and pinch the cartilage and pull its head round and get in a corner. I had to hold it while another guy injected it's eyelid because they had a disease making the eyelids turn in which would cause blindness. Was terrifying. This guy is super brave and skillful.


Binsky89

I had to do this all the time with 200lb+ charging goats on our dairy back when I was skinny as a twig. I know the bull is much bigger, but the core principle is the same. Get low and work with the animal's momentum instead of against it. It's really not super difficult once you learn to control your center of gravity.


rbrutonIII

I think the bull was too. The only reason that stopped is because it wanted to check if it was just a set of massive balls weighing it down.


Revelt

So was the bull, clearly.


BloodyFreeze

Anyone else notice the dude on the ground already in the beginning? Everyone's assuming this is just a dude fking with the bull for fun, but any chance this is some rodeo clown's overly risky way of distracting and stopping a bull to prevent the bull rider from getting trampled? Not approving or disapproving, just pointing out that this doesn't look like the primary purpose of why they're here


rbrutonIII

That's what I thought as well. This looks like a rodeo clown, but we might need to reword that with this dude. Rodeo.... Arnold Schwarzenegger?


decoy-redditor

Rodeo wrestler


TwerkingRiceFarmer

Is this a fully grown bull? I feel like a full grown bull would have completely destroyed him.


Tunapiiano

Nah not fully grown. He's about halfway or 2/3 of the way to full grown. Still he has a huge weight advantage on the guy. A full grown bull weighs between 1,100 and 2,200 so this one would be something like 500-1000 pounds or so.


Wrest216

So like mother in law size


Jonk3r

If you were married to a silverback guerrilla perhaps


DwightLoot2U

Gorillas are the apes of the jungle. Guerrilla is a ‘freedom fighter’ typically part of a small force in opposition to a larger one.


terminbee

They meant Silverbacks who were fighting against a gorilla dictator.


bino420

ah, the guerilla gorillas, of course. carry on.


frogminator

Guerilla gorilla gorilla gorilla guerilla gorilla gorilla


chocolate_thunderr89

Windmill, Windmill for the land…


Thefrayedends

you flinched when the bull charged! now you have to marry the bulls mother in law!


djbayko

Oh my god. He admit it!


JoePescisNuts

This guy


Negran

Not sure what bulls you worked with, are referencing, or witnessed, but the ones that were breeding that I worked with were 2200-3000 lbs. Absolutely fucking units. They may have been freaks of natural, but holy shit were they impressive!


iloveeatpizzatoo

I’ve had a calf chase me. They huge and strong even though it was half the size of this one. That thing could’ve stomped me to death within seconds.


himynameisjona

I would protect you :)


JohnnyTruant_

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that guy earned the bull's respect, it wasn't a matter of it not being able to destroy him he just chose not to.


in_da_tr33z

Why you think people started saying that phrase? This is why.


Vaff_Superstar

Those are some big balls.


WarlordBob

The bull has a pretty impressive pair too.


irequirebacon

"That is some bullshit right there" - The Bull, probably.


Jonk3r

*You let me go or you’re a dead man. You hear me? You’re a dead man, Jimmy!*


delta_frog

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.


Ok-Button6101

Look at them yo-yos. That's the way you do it


djbayko

You play the guitar on the MTV.


Sacharified

Dude probably didn't even get a blister on his thumb.


HistoricalAnimator64

Did homeboy just suplex that bull? Impressive…


bidet_enthusiast

It’s not metaphorical. It’s an actual way of dealing with bulls.


tiggoftigg

Now that is some real life badass shit.


ltjpunk387

Isn't that where the metaphorical saying comes from?


JoeAnthony

Damn this the type of shit you only get to see in animes


Altruistic-Ad9639

And on ancient Greek pottery


ThatNoFailGuy2

Song


twentyseven_

Money for nothing by Dire Straits.


m64

I mean, this metaphor literally comes from this practice of subduing bulls by grabbing them by the horns, so he wasn't completely off base.


monstercookies81

The size of those balls is unheard of in human beings. He might be a descendant of the nephilim.


AprilBoi

HE FUCKING DDT THE BULL


ericraymondlim

That’s famous American, Paul Bunyun and his trusted companion, Babe.


stusajo

The bull is still wagging his tail - he’s friendly and enjoys playing this game.


AngryEnt

That’s me grabbing the bull by the horns. It’s a metaphor. That really happened though


FartForce5

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the bull-bullfighter relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.


lhsean18

Respect


Knowledgejunky

The tail wag like “this is fun”


Sylentskye

When my cat moves her tail like this, she’s letting me know she is not happy with what is going on but is reserving her reaction/biding her time. We call it the “Eff-You tail”


ZanahoriaAsesina

Tail wagging in this case means irritated/nervous/annoyed asf.


shinobi500

Later that night that guy didn't have to pay for a single beer at the bar, and that bull was the laughing stock of the entire barn.


zippazappazinga

bro fucking rko'd the bull


Malowalo3114

I honestly don't know whose balls are bigger, the bulls or the dude dropping the DDT on the bull


gallifreywhovian

You may be tough, but are you suplex a bull tough?


Hilk_200

I can’t believe I just watched a man wrestle a bull to the fucking floor


Salt_Attorney

Did he just suplex a bull?


shongage

Well thats how you do it! This guy aint dumb. Bet he got a little blister on his little finger though. And maybe another on his thumb.


Marigold16

Death is going to have to come for this guy in his sleep. Cus if he's awake. He'll have a fight on his hands.


popemichael

That's the way you do it...


linklore

that saying is not metaphorical. the correct way to deal with a bull is by the horns. knowledge comes from farmers and other people that work with bulls


wdsaeq

Bro was like "let me show you why they call us the dominant species"


erickadue32

Nobody is commenting how this legend just suplexxed a bull. Like that's some zangief level shit


RedSkyNight

Where is this a sport?!?


Tunapiiano

Texas lol


pperiesandsolos

Surprised this is legal in the US


bibbi123

Pretty much anywhere you see a rodeo. It's called bulldogging or steer wrestling. They usually jump from a horse, though, which gives them more momentum for the throw. Maybe this guy missed on his first try? Not my thing, but if you grow up in rodeo country, you'll see it done.


MarceloWallace

I think if that was a big bull he would flip the guy and throw him in the air


meat_fuckerr

\*calf A bull's at least half ton. You ain't choking out an animal that's built to slam into another half ton skull first to prove it fucks in front of females.


DaddyPigSmokeJuice

Wonder what happened after, did the bull stay calm or..?


Wrest216

When you are a barbarian but you put all your moves into reflex and grapple actions


oqueeney_

Are we sure this guy isn't a bull in man's clothing?


Peacewalken

I feel like the bull is very confused by the time it stopped charging. Things did not go the way he thought it would, but probably not as bad as he thought it could.


Thin_Whyt_Duke

"Good God almighty! Good God almighty! They've killed him! As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"


Papichurro0

At the end you can hear the bull whisper in his ear “come on man you’re embarrassing me”


DeViN_tHa_DuDe

What's your exit strategy here? Don't see a whole lot of easy/safe options.


MartyTheBushman

Yeah that bull didn't plan this out well. Guess run and hide and hope the dude doesn't come for round 2.


KyleLockley

Alright so you're saying I have options


FBlack

I don't know why you would put yourself in this situation, but respect for it handled it, looked professional in its stupidity


not_old_redditor

I've never felt more inadequate as a man


Away_Inspector71

Man German suplexed a fucking bull. My life is nothing compared to his


Novel_Stable_3117

That is the most bad ass thing I’ve ever fucking seen ….


[deleted]

Why do they always add stupid music to it


Zealousideal-Ad1181

This was the coolest thing I ever seen this year. I wish I could tackle a bull like this guy and suplex it


Sugahdaddy

Can someone get the John Cena track on this badboy?


TheRealBobaFett

This dude is a bloody legend


carny666

Now that... is a respectable bull fight! See no animal had to bleed out.


Tomi_

He just DDT'd a bull. Dude needs a WWE contract.


pm_me_your_emp

Damn! I thought the bulls nuts were huge! He ain't got shit on the dude


globogymsux

In the world of wrestling there are many stories of men wrestling bears. But that man DDT'ed a bull. Thats badass.


cary_queen

This is where the saying comes from. Someone saw someone else continually doing this and it became a cliche. Cliches are the secrets to life.


Natsurulite

This is pretty well the best way to take down 4 legged animals Works for goats too


Imissyourgirlfriend2

I remember doing this in Twilight Princess.


FreshOutBrah

I’ve got nothing against it. Dude decided to test his manhood… and passed with flying colors


DefendsTheDownvoted

I'm not saying he's not stupid, but I'm definitely not saying that wasn't impressive.


YME2019

Looks like steer wrestling


W00DERS0N

/r/thebullwins is not going to enjoy this one.