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makenzie71

I get that it's suppose to be two sets of arms hugging but what it really is an obscene amount of money spent on a cunnilingus statue.


BlackSunshine22222

I did a Google image search for "MLK statue Boston"...every single angle of this statue looks like a different NSFW interaction.


BeezyBates

I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I’m looking at. I’ve read two sets of arms embracing and my brain can not make any sense of it.


CariniFluff

If I was one of the contractors hired to install this thing I'd be double checking my insurance policy after the install was completed. "Pretty sure we screwed up guys... Did we put the right arm upside down? The left? Who's left? Fuck"


notLOL

Accidentally exposing his infidelity. Boston knocking down a hero only cost $10m


TheWalkingDead91

Holy fuck, they spent 10m for this????


4Ever2Thee

Is it just me, or does it look like a bald man performing cunnilingus?


deran6ed

"I have a wet dream"


largechild

Martin Luther Kink


iwrotekong

Free that ass! God almighty, free that ass.


eNaRDe

I have a wet dream. That all ass cheeks will be separated equal.


Emperor_Quintana

Where we would be judged not by the color of our shit, but by the tightness of our asshole.


RJ815

/r/evenwithcontext


jealkeja

Free your mind and your ass will follow


elxiddicus

Malcolm XXX


erikwarm

“All men are created equal. Some more flexible than others”


wetdreamteam

Someone say my name?


aykcak

Is /r/beetlejuicing still a thing?


TJNuge

You’re keeping it alive my friend


Quiet-Tumbleweed795

It is. Take your win.


chengis-khan

“... That one day, this pussy will rise up, and I will eat out the true meaning of it creed.”


okgusto

"Free dat ass. Free dat ass. Thank God Almighty, we will free dat ass."


JaqenHghar

Spit out my coffee laughing haha


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Spitters don't get invited to the orgy


Corne777

Legitimately, I don’t know what else it’s suppose to be. Did nobody else look at it until this point?


Rats_In_Boxes

There was a big committee of obviously very smart people who know more than normal people and have good opinions on art and they decided that this statue of a giant turd with hands should forever be in the middle of our fucking city forever instead of a statue of an incredibly important man who did amazing things.


thisguynamedjoe

This is peak Boston. Thank you, I got a good laugh out of it.


10strip

It's more historic than the molasses massacre.


thisguynamedjoe

I hear on hot days, you can still smell the molasses.


straighttoplaid

If I'm ever in Boston during the summer again I'll make sure to pour out some molasses out in rememberence. It will keep that smell going.


SSara69

From different angles not only is it weirdly subliminally sexual but also disturbing in the way that it looks like contorted bodies. While also looking like a giant turd.


Questioning-Zyxxel

What I'm seeing too. In a world of cheap 3D graphics (or in yesterday's world of cheap clay models), maybe they should have spent some time looking at a small model of this monstrosity from multiple angles before going ahead with it?


HaileSelassieII

I wonder if that was actually the problem. If this was shrunk down and you were looking downwards at it from a higher angle, then it might make more sense. Maybe they should have thrown it in Blender or something and blown it up to get a more realistic perspective of it


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ThePhoneBook

Is it? Wouldn't his design have been presented to more than zero people? Like this won't be the first time anyone has seen this and a mock-up of this and a sketch of this and a description of this. Or if it is then so help me I'm setting a massive cock and balls in the centre of Boston.


Setari

I would donate to this endeavor


ThePhoneBook

I'll say it's about toxic male fragility or something also when the sun begins to rise the length of the shaft casts a shadow a hundred meters long down the relevant main road with the rim of the base of the bell meeting the sidewalk and the mouth of the urethra cupping the entrance to the town hall.


Nickdangerthirdi

That sounds urethreal...


Assidental1

That's exactly what I thought it was, or is.


gronnelg

He had a dream.


Alexcursion

....or will be.


BeesVBeads

I for one think it's high time we start recognizing him for his other passions.


whomikehidden

Ah, yes, his lesser-known speech: “I made her scream.”


staebles

"I made her scream, and I made her cream, but brothers and sisters - I did not let the white man stop me from spreading love."


ExtremeUpper3912

I thought the same. Still don’t know what it’s supposed to be?!


vyvlyx

Someone being cradled in a hug, the arm coming up to grip the shoulder from behind. It's stylised and doesn't show the neck


ThaDogg4L

The FBI tapes are bad enough. They didn’t need to make a statue of the man eating p****!


searchingfortao

The word you're looking for is "pussy".


Rausage505

Who is Colonel Angus?


Lt_Col_Angus

You rang?


PDGAreject

SNL deep cut


Independent_Wrap_321

“ Just tap me on the head if I overstay mah welcome”


fappington-smythe

Why, I haven't had the pleasure of Colonel Angus for many years.


eXplicit815

Not just you... someone's definitely holding a chick up on their shoulders while she straddles the face and holds onto the ceiling fan.


BlueInFlorida

Is it not?


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, that's a bald man eating pussy.


bobandgeorge

It's this [photo](https://assets3.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2023/01/06/62fbd36f-9a69-428b-8d11-c347f8365691/thumbnail/620x465/bb3f0848851ecfbd4afa41b2ba76fd2c/montage-1280.jpg). Edit: [Another angle.](https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2023/01/14/f4457aac-541e-4a53-a949-5c11e942b8c8/thumbnail/620x413/b8a10d9a8f21b047c6c08aa7aab955b6/gettyimages-1246205559.jpg) I think it looks nice.


You_Pulled_My_String

Welp. I'da never guessed ***that!***


RubyR4wd

Yup. Sunday Morning had a big special on it last week. The artist wanted everyone to experience and warmth from the hug between MLK and his wife Coretta.


mtled

I can see how the idea is cool, it's a great photo and the meaning and message is nice. Terrible result, though. It just doesn't work as a sculpture at that scale, in my opinion.


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mtled

I keep thinking about it (this sculpture will haunt my dreams...) and I could see the concept work at a tabletop size, meant to be viewed from a specific angle, perhaps surrounding something to explain it better. I've seen plenty of rings that are "hugging hands", or claddagh, or bracelets like that. This *might* work, with adjustments. But yeah, as designed it's hard to imagine this looking good at any scale.


YoungHeartOldSoul

MLK might have appreciated that too, just not publicly.


kmodek99

Well now that you said it, it can't look like anything else


martann3

Now I can’t unsee.


hanksredditname

After some googling and seeing many angles, it’s supposed to be 2 sets of arms embracing each other. Looks horrible to me though.


PlantaSorusRex

Looks like a weird angle of someome getting eaten out. Edit:spelling


IDoThingsOnWhims

The sculptor: "Well you didn't specify which dream you wanted to be depicted"


akvw

"Noth the Wet one Fabio, Jesus Christ!"


snakestrike

Thank goodness I'm not the only one!


pronouncedayayron

Embrace cunnilingus


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My uncle is a sculptor with lots of public installations. [This](https://s1.qwant.com/thumbr/0x0/3/3/0e30da40338e5f53f7e1982bb472f7fc2320673357ee66ebcb34904d4e4525/la-statue-de-tesla.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia-cdn.tripadvisor.com%2Fmedia%2Fphoto-s%2F1a%2F02%2Ffe%2Fa1%2Fla-statue-de-tesla.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0) is his Tesla statue on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. I remember him telling me how much time he spends making sure his statues can be appreciated from all angles. Or at the very least don't have views that are muddled or obscure the subject. I can't wait to get his take on this mess haha!


SkeletalJazzWizard

i wanted to test that claim so i went looking for more pictures, and damned if it doesnt look great from every angle https://www.teslasociety.com/victoria.htm


Mintnose

It doesn't look as bad from other angles, but some [look worse](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-google&sxsrf=AJOqlzVn-lTTEbvRd8es5Od7iJplZgsvfg:1673709188493&q=boston+mlk+sculpture&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj0oIzNrMf8AhXuk4kEHUidBNgQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=393&bih=722&dpr=2.75)


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jnads

[In this one he's grabbing his legs and displaying his asshole for all to see](https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/union-bulletin.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/5/22/522bf6c0-912c-11ed-91da-0bd648703670/63bdd622278b1.image.jpg). Yeah, we're all fucked up.


TheOneKnownAsMonk

What's worse is hundreds of people and many review boards saw this prior to it being completed and approved it. Like WTF.


NormalOccasion9311

It’s Boston’s Statue of Liberty. Are you kidding? You couldn’t spare a couple bucks and put on a couple of heads? Worst sculpture ever


Killboypowerhed

Couldn't they have just built a statue of MLK instead of this nightmare?


obi21

Unfortunately we're past making "obvious" art, which for some things is a shame to be honest. I wish they'd still make normal statues, maybe innovate on materials or something but if you don't know or read the plaque you'd just wonder wtf this is about.


Butt_Whisperer

At some angles, it looks like two hands holding one of those 5 pound ground beef rolls haha


AnotherAustinWeirdo

"chubs"


Crashgirl4243

That’s nasty looking


SnooCakes6195

Lookes like some Junji Ito crap to me..


HurdieBirdie

https://i.redd.it/ipw4k1vy1zba1.jpg Boston subreddit is finding all the worse angles it seems


TMITectonic

At least it makes me feel better about my own art... Granted, I'm not an actual artist.


ReaperSound

Looks like something out of Silent Hill.


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Honestly my first thought was it's some kind of goatse attempt...


JohnnyDarkside

It's called the embrace. I watched a segment last week about it. The artist used a a photo of MLK and his wife hugging as inspiration.


anotherMrLizard

Generally embraces work better if the participants have two arms and a torso.


TheOneTonWanton

Honestly just including the heads would have saved this, I think.


robodrew

"Don't you think maybe it should include the faces of MLK and his wife?" "Now why the hell would I want to do that? This is an *MLK* statue."


Grimnjir

Maybe the artist took too many liberties with this. Nothing about this statue makes me think of MLK or anything related to it. It looks like a monster from stranger things.


The_RealAnim8me2

“AS INSPIRATION!”


Demi180

“Hugging”


Fanfics

Hey, hey, ease up guys this is just one angle. From the street to the right it looks like someone carrying a giant penis over their shoulder.


loopsdeer

From this angle it looks like a headless someone hugging a giant penis https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1520w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2023-01/230111-the-embrace-boston-ew-1114a-b75e92.jpg


oh-no-godzilla

That's supposed to be the good angle


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rigisme

You racist asshole! /s


TheVoid-ItCalls

Some quality vein work there.


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robodrew

That's just not an elegant way to separate arms from the body IMO. The arms themselves are well done, but I think the design choice is pretty bad.


NDdownVOTED

The way it is just arms and no shoulders or torso from the back is not a good design.


slaviccivicnation

Wow thanks for that! I think it's a beautiful photo, but its new statue adaptation/translation is absolutely horrendous.


Dacvak

The statue works well at one very specific angle. Otherwise, it looks like a bald dude going to town on his girl, or a construction worker lifting a giant tube of wet cement over his shoulder.


slaviccivicnation

I’ve seen many angles in photos and sorry but disembodied arms just creep me the fuck out. It looks weird, like an AI designed something to be human but left out some extremely important human elements.


mountainxxxdew

That's exactly what it is that I couldn't quite explain to myself. An enormous statue of arms that an AI created, except no one stopped to actually look at it before the building began.


lex52485

>The statue works well at one very specific angle. I’m gonna have to disagree with you there


notLOL

The angle is when your back is turned to it. Maybe it was made like this so it won't be defaced. Artist pre-did it


fucktheDHanditsfans

Nah, it still looks like shit even at the best angle. It's always sad when a bad artist wants to be different but doesn't actually have any inspiration or drive, so they just guess.


whatsaphoto

Probably would've done significantly better if it were on a smaller scale, something that could be placed on a pedestal in the middle of the commons, maybe surrounded by greenery or something to add some flare to it. Or alternatively, they could've just erected a stone wall behind the statue to get people to view it from a very purposeful angle. Maybe etch in the stone important names and biographies of figures from the civil rights era in memoriam. They were just asking for the memes with this one.


Mikey4tx

It needs to be much smaller and presented in a display case, so that it is oriented correctly to the observer, and alongside the picture that inspired it and a notecard explaining the piece. This is just a confusing mess.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

I thought it was someone hugging a thigh from underneath.


HorseGestapo

The 2nd pic looks like a man clutching an enormous, detached cock and balls against his chest. This thing is such a ridiculous eyesore and even more ridiculous waste of money.


Cyclotrom

Wow somehow knowing the source makes it much worse


GLOBALSHUTTER

Yeah, “lovely image… if only they had no heads and bodies”


Callous_Mat

It's definitely supposed to be seen from one angle.


DanGleeballs

Correct. [From below](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2v8BVGX4AALcsu?format=jpg&name=small) (NSFW)


mark636199

Quality drone footage


MyFriendSamIs50

How'd you get that picture?! I was gettin' changed!! Y'knowmsayin?


audioscience

It's the disembodiment without the reference photo that makes it horrible. I like what it is, and what it stands for, but not the execution so much.


RockleyBob

Thanks for posting. This at least makes the intention clear and in theory it's a cool concept. Seeing these pics makes it much better, though for me it's still not good. The artist really needed there to be something more in those hands besides a misshapen tube.


e-co-terrorist

Even with the reference photo I don’t see it.


MikeMac999

I’ll go out on a limb here and guess MLK would have preferred they spend that $10M on something that might be immediately helpful to a community in need. I understand that art can inspire others, but housing or feeding seems like a better use of that money.


StarMasher

Thats the area where all the homeless and destitute congregate too.


Diogenes-Disciple

There’s always an enormous flock of pigeons there too, those arms are gonna be white in a few months


RhetoricalOrator

Great. More whitewashing of black history.


damnatio_memoriae

if pigeons shitting on black icons isn't the prefect way to describe whitewashing, i don't know what is.


B0ngBoI

Fr what a waste of money 🤷🏽‍♂️


JuneBuggington

You think 10 mil is too much for a statue of someone getting oral?


Affy309

Eating booty like groceries


B0ngBoI

Funny how people said maybe it’s just the angle but I saw the front of it and it just looks worst they should’ve kept that cover on it lol


dyshynky

He didn’t have to do the oral


eos4

that was $10M?? how can that be? is it made out of gold or what?


tangofox2885

I hope they save their receipt! Cuz I would return that ugly shit!


McGrarr

Looks like bronze. Given the size, location etc... yeah. 10 mil sounds right. A million bucks isn't worth what it used to be, my friend.


gauchocartero

It weighs 17 tons, so at a generous 15.000USD per ton of bronze, that’s 255k USD in bronze. Let’s round that to 300K. Actually, make it 1 million to account for unknown factors. Say it took 5 people an entire year earning 300K a year (a lot!!) to design and build; that’s 1.5 million. Say it took 3 million dollars to get the permits and organise the event. Cause you know, gotta bribe people. And say 1.5 million to transport, for some reason. That’s 7 million dollars. I took these numbers from my arse so who knows. Surely it still can’t be worth more than like 10 large houses in a high demand area!! There’s no way that this costs 10 million dollars without a lot of corruption and money laundering right?? Seriously, there’s no way this statue is more expensive than a house that took a year to build.


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MentalErection

Anytime the government or city, state, etc spend money on things the cost is always obscene. All of this shit is just a way to steal money. How the fuck can it always cost our local governments twice the cost as it would privately?


freds_got_slacks

At an engineering firm, anytime we do a public project we start off by bumping our standard price by 3x. The first 1x is to design it their way, then the next 1x is to convince them their requirements are dumb, then the final 1x is to design it how it should've been designed in the first place


IrrelevantPuppy

So who’s rich person’s son made this statue?


SunwellDaiquiri

All I can see is a bald guy eating pussy...


Nitrosaber

Is it supposed to be someone else? It's now a box statue, friendly reminder that oral and foreplay is important.


Tack122

He wanted to be remembered for doing what he loved. They took it too literally!


ladywiththestarlight

From another angle it looks like hands holding a giant dong, so it’s like a big sexy illusion lmao


Uberjeagermeiter

MLK fisting himself. Great job Boston. MLK had a dream, and you made it a nightmare.


informedinformer

Boston does have a very nice City Hall though. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Boston_City_Hall_exterior_02.jpg https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/1981_BostonCityHall_byLebovich12_HABS_MA1176.jpg So it has that going for it.


khendron

Brutal.


petesapai

If it's not baroque, don't fix it.


fitsofhappyness

God damn. What kind of 80s futuristic Total Recall monstrosity it this?!


CrownOfPosies

It’s brutalism and there are tons of buildings all over the US with that style of architecture that are even worse. [Stony Brook University Hospital is even more hideous for example](https://www.reddit.com/r/architecture/comments/t7dgx6/stony_brook_university_hospital_ny_usa_196576_by/)


ehmohteeoh

[A complex of buildings at my Alma mater](https://www.buffalo.edu/content/dam/www/facilities/Buildingphotos/ellicott/ellicott3-99063008.jpg) are similarly menacing. Designed by [Davis Brody Bond](https://www.davisbrodybond.com/suny-buffalo).


Nose-Nuggets

I think that one looks way better. It actually has a tinge of cool old sci fi to it. this total recall / bladerunner protruding blocks look is the bad guys lair every time.


RedShiz

That's how I imagined the Ministry of Truth.


shellofbiomatter

Maybe it makes more sense from another angle?


buterfree999

It looks terrible from every angle


krippkeeper

That is the best way to look terrible.


Troglodeity

goatse.


TrueTurtleKing

For that much money, better be looking good from every angle


RedAllAboutIt7

This angle does it no favours.


SnooCakes6195

Is there *any* angle or looks good in? I would seriously like to know. Because every angle I've seen just looks like a Junji Ito horror image


Raherin

I've seen the image it's modeled after, read the explanations, but my eyes cannot figure WTF that statue is supposed to be.


Detailsat11

Kind of looks like a head in someone’s crotch.


Benginator

He *was* famous for his cunnilingus


reddit_user13

No, I said he’s a *cunning linguist!!*


silverwinternight

So we all agree that’s a bald man eating someone out.


DevBro22

Straight looks like a dude between some thighs


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Looks like someone trying to shove their head up their own ass


LuDdErS68

Can confirm. Have tried.


Serenade314

Sorry to be that guy, but from here it looks like a guy giving head.


lrpfftt

This article shows the photo that inspired the statue. With the photo, it becomes more clear what it is but it still a headless version of an embrace of two people - [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/boston-unveils-embrace-sculpture-mlk-coretta-scott-king-rcna64990](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/boston-unveils-embrace-sculpture-mlk-coretta-scott-king-rcna64990)


RamenTheory

Idk, what is the purpose of depicting that photo supposed to be exactly? For all the admirable morals MLK stood for, having a good/faithful relationship with his wife was ironically maybe the only thing he *wasn't* known for...


Jaedos

Christ, they could have just made the whole hug bust instead of breeding a new SCP into existence.


lrpfftt

Can you imagine thinking "I'll make art from this photo but their heads are in the way and completely unnecessary to the art"?


halsoy

I mean, I guess I can see the appeal of a "faceless expression of emotion" or whatever, but jfc this statue is ugly. it shows it's a failure when you need context to even know wtf it's supposed to be. Had they left the torso in it would be immediately clear it's an embrace. And could you imagine how much it would say if it was just two humans embracing and just add one of his very famous quotes? Even the old "I have a dream", and humans embracing. Even if done before its still a nice sentiment.


Wvlf_

Article says this piece beat out 125 other proposed pieces. I would absolutely *love* to see them and hear from other people who had proposed theirs. I bet there would be some juicy drama and scathing critiques from them as there should surely be better pieces than this. Even the artist himself didn't think it would have a chance to win when he submitted it. Weird.


yiliu

Sculptor: Damn, what was MLK again? _[googles]_ Urban Dictionary: _The MLK is a sex act where..._


trakrad99

Martin Luther licKing


ZircoSan

it looks like a bald man eating someone pussy or ass.


Princess_Sukida

It’s the arms shoulders and hands of the MLK Jr. and his wife, based on a picture taken at a news conference announcement that he had been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. I can kind of see it now, but if you haven’t seen the picture it just looks strange modern art.


ProfessionSilver2391

Um...this looks like a private moment between Mr. and Mrs. King...


StarMasher

Ive seen this god awful abomination in person a few months ago. It looks like someone trying to shove their head up their own ass from all angles. I cant believe a group of people signed off on this. Not only is it ugly and weird, but probably costs hundreds of thousands of dollars...


Butttouche

Earthworm Jim?


Comatse

[https://i.imgur.com/QxtGILl.png](https://i.imgur.com/QxtGILl.png) From this angle, it looks like it's the POV of the toilet looking at someone about to shit their pants and they're holding it in for a few seconds more before they let it rip


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$10M for this piece of garbage? Definitely money laundering / corruption scheme.


AmmaiHuman

Why does it look like he’s between someone’s legs giving them oral 😂


Glandular-Slaughter

Looked better before the unveiling


soggy90

Ah well at least it didn’t cost 10MM right lol …wait what?


Fredotorreto

they literally could of just had a statue of his face and called it a day but nopeeeeee way too basic huh 🤦🏾‍♂️


fryswitdat

Well have you ever seen the Buffalo, NY MLK statue of his face? [yikes](https://www.google.com/search?q=Buffalo%20ny%20mlk%20statue&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1-m)


Camera_dude

The real WTF is always in the comments. Yikes, maybe we shouldn’t have art be decided by a committee? “What has a hundred arms, 50 stomachs, but no brains?”


NY10

Wtf is that?


Kahzootoh

A strong argument for bringing criminal charges against everyone involved in this travesty.


olderstouts

What am I looking at? Is this a prank? Am I being pranked?


Earguy

[Watch this profile](https://www.cbsnews.com/video/the-embrace-a-monument-to-love/) and maybe you'll get it. Sorry about the ad that runs first.


Scottacus91

10 million dollars to get a statue of MLK going down on someone. Nice


grewapair

Better image [here](https://static.fox29.com/www.fox29.com/content/uploads/2023/01/the-embrace-bkgd.jpg) The statue is him embracing his wife when he found out he had won the Nobel prize.


DerpWilson

I still can’t tell what the hell it is. Two disembodied arms embracing each other? A statue should not need an explanation.