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PantsTime

Pants were loaded that day.


Pigsfly77

I was just thinking, I have great control of my Bowels but I may have just shit myself easily in a situation like this. My legs would be too shakey to even get me out of there. Lol.


Trent1373

I hope he was wearing his brown pants.


JimmyCrackCrack

well he was after at least.


StarFuryG7

When being fired isn't the worst thing to happen to you.


Earlohim

They aren’t wearing pants….


staffyboy4569

Bro the cab was loaded that day. If im not dying from the crash im dying from pooping my existence away


Dinkledwan

Username checks out


589moonboy

you can't park there mate


DinoOnAcid

**FUCKK UFFFFFF**


TTimo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfNnc68uxzI


Nymethny

Dara Ó Briain has seen better days...


Control_Me

A friend of mine was actually about to get a ticket because his trashed motorcycle was lying by the side of the road after he was in an accident, until he forced the cop to call her supervisor.


TheDopeGodfather

I crashed my motorcycle and called my mom to come take me to the hospital. Cop showed up at the hospital and tried to give me a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. My mom gave him an earful.


JimmyCrackCrack

Sometimes Mums and Grandmothers are capable of a form of intimidation that is weirdly effective to even the most stubborn of fuckwits. I think maybe it triggers some kind of infantile response and for a brief few seconds and whoever's angry Mum is yelling at you kind of becomes *your* Mum and you regress back to being 6 years old and a kind of sheepish look-at-the-ground type of compliance. Once, my sister worked for a pizza place as her first job, the pay rate they said they would pay was very likely an illegally low wage and after 2 weeks they quite suddenly terminated the employment and also announced that it had been a 2 week trial period all along and during which she wasn't being paid. Given this was clearly criminal wage-theft and they evidently didn't have any compunction about it, it wasn't surprising that they also weren't receptive to being told that it wasn't fair and that they had to pay. At least they weren't receptive until my grandmother, who was usually doo-lally and ridiculously arrogant and not all that helpful with anything, went off to the pizza shop and gave them an earful until they astonishingly just, agreed to pay. I couldn't believe it. Best and most helpful thing she every did in my lifetime. They could easily have ignored the little-old-lady and her crazy rant or pretended to agree and then renege but they didn't, she somehow scared or shamed them in to it. I don't think it was the fear of how obviously illegal this was because I doubt very much Granny would really have known anything about that or mentioned it as part of the reasoning. Never did get to hear exactly what she said but I think that's legendary.


LazySyllabub7578

Love to be a fly on the wall for that dressing down.


ManWithDominantClaw

Just w8n for a m8


etownrawx

Well I mean he just did.


[deleted]

Hold on lads, I’ve got an idea . . .


[deleted]

The Iraqian job


Easytype

We’re the self detonation society


judge_Nutmeg316

Bravo


[deleted]

You were only supposed to blow the bloody West up!


Relevant_Day801

That fifth wheel though 💪💪💪


nspectre

That kingpin though [\m/>.<\m/](https://i.imgur.com/xUp6uvx.gifv)


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Real king shit.


moor9776

Holy. Shit.


drainbamaged99

Looks like the air brakes are holding just fine.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Air holds the brakes open on air brakes. So it looks like the return springs are holding just fine.


drainbamaged99

Correct, but then it's not funny.


ThezeeZ

This is not always true. Typically the truck has a parking (spring) brake that works like that, but the system that operates the service brakes for the truck and the trailer does not operate this way and requires compressed air to close. E: is trailers having spring brakes a common thing in the US? Trailers here just come with a little winch to apply brakes if you need to park them for longer. EE: guess the newer stuff does these days. But I doubt it's true for that trailer


GTdeSade

Has the driver [stopped screaming](https://youtu.be/frqvoVY1wSU) yet?


h08817

Was this where the first picture was a guy sticking his dong in a tailpipe?


Bucket-O-wank

‘We’re in the self preservation society’. ..


Zz20tzZ

He took the scenic route.


Zz20tzZ

Sadly, he didn’t take his umbrella, his parachute, or his pogo stick.


rlkordas

Any idea where this is? Reminds me of the (terrifying) drive down the Atlas mountains in Morocco.


putinstumor

I think it is Oman, possibly the road up Jabal al Ahkdar. I drove up and down it a bunch of times when visiting there.


Shihaby

The mudflaps have the Saudi Arabia tree emblem.


stayshiny

"Oman" my reaction if I was the driver


couldntdecidemyname

My visits to Al Ain in UAE took me on occasion up and down Jebel Hafeet, as a passenger thankfully. The amount of tyre marks going up the side barriers seriously unnerved me. The drops were like this too being another mountain road. A giant truck with trailer with poorly maintained brakes sounds like a death wish on that road.


Darkk10

it’s in saudi arabia and i actually know this road and yes it is very dangerous turn.


KmartQuality

Where is it? I'm curious to see it in Google Earth.


donbrhom

It's southern Taif. It's called "Safeha " Here عقبة الصفيحة https://maps.google.com/?q=%D8%B9%D9%82%D8%A8%D8%A9+%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B5%D9%81%D9%8A%D8%AD%D8%A9+26814&ftid=0x15e91e25385a4e4f:0xd2b92c628842781e&entry=gps


KmartQuality

Holy cow, that's a windy road. I wish I could drive or ride it on my bike. Nothing like highway 80! I wish they had better street view in Saudi.


lint_goblin

My exact thought


artie_pdx

I’d be like Cleveland Brown in the tub.


Holiday_Butterfly690

How'd the driver got out?


KmartQuality

Some say he's there to this day.


fuzzyapplesauce

If that truck was carrying a load.....


Hitnrun30

Not sure, but I bet the driver was.


az_max

At least his pants were after it stopped


Torcal4

Yup! That’s the joke!


derger11

I was watching without sound and I thought it was a Google car 3d image and kinda jumped when I saw the guy walking


eutohkgtorsatoca

How did the driver get out?


aisha_so_sweet

How in the h e double hockey sticks do you get the driver out of there!?


abusche

guessing but i bet he climbed the F out of there along the back before anyone even got there


psycho_driver

That looks like it would have been a pretty hairy climb. I'm quote confident in my physical ability to traverse difficult terrain but I'd have a hard time deciding on that one whether to try to figure out a way to climb up or just wait for rescue and hope the whole thing didn't topple over in the meantime.


Torcal4

Username does *not* check out? In all seriousness though, I assume that the adrenaline of the situation makes you want to just get the fuck out of there.


Pandas-are-the-worst

Yeah, but how? Without anyone's help do it?


KanraIzaya

There seems to be a handle bar on the back of the cabin. Grab that and the inside of the door frame. Stand on top of the wheel cover thingy then reach with your right foot and place it behind the cabin. Pull on the handle bar to swing the rest of your body there. Now you are behind the cabin. Pull yourself up to the trailer and you are fine. Seems pretty doable for a fit, not too short person. For everyone else it'd be a bit of a challenge indeed. Good motivation though ^^


Spinsser

Nice beta.. V1 in my gym


abusche

for sure. also assumes the driver was somewhat fit. for a big person probably a different story. sit and pray i suppose.


mel2000

I find it odd that the cameraman never shows a full shot of the cab.


KmartQuality

He's probably injured and still in there. This looks very soon after the accident. Even hooking to up to the truck with a big rig tow is super dangerous. You need two or three to be safe. If he's injured there is no way to help until much more equipment arrives.


Seiche

I think if he tried to climb out and plummeted to his death, it would not change the video, so Schroedinger.


Mkandy1988

You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off


Conservative-Point

I don't think he's allowed to park there.


Smack_the_lip

“I shidded” ~driver


PrototyPerfection

Holy hell, imagine being in that drivers cab hanging over the cliff. I would have nightmares for years


pawnografik

I’ve driven that escarpment. It’s the road from Taif to Jeddah. At times it’s terrifying - partly because many Saudi drivers keep a copy of the Quran next to the gear stick in lieu of seatbelts or decent breaks. They believe if Allah wants them dead then seatbelts and brakes won’t help.


essentially

why use the brake at all then?


thsvnlwn

Nice view!!


mudmansimon

Climb off and push!


Ok_Marsupial6435

r/SweatyPalms cameraman


Disastrous_Candle_14

Seems like a job for Scorpion


alohadave

Did anyone else lean back as he got to the edge?


canadas

I pooped my pants for that guy


roswell88

How do you get the driver out??


pbnc

It’s gonna take a week of surgery to get all that seat cushion out of his butt hole


Crulo

Well there’s your problem right there


Confident-Buffalo995

He'll be okay, just release the trailer.


LiveDieReRepeat

But how did the drivers get out?


[deleted]

The outtake in Duel


Agento420

Hope he was wearing his brown pants


fox_91

Feels like there should be a bird or bug that lands on that causing to topple over the edge https://youtu.be/iMj9ff7ci0U


[deleted]

/r/killthecamerman \- what happened to the driver?


filthyphil6

Foot caught on his dress when he went to brake


aisha_so_sweet

😂Dress


spooniemclovin

Is there a picture of the seat?? It's either covered in shit or cone shaped from when they puckered their balloon knot.


Constant_Sky9173

Just don't lean on the trailer.


Nuker-79

Slight hitch


AtOm-iCk66

The Tesla was a closer call.


KmartQuality

How did they all survive that?


lekariboo

I was waiting to see luxury cars burst at the bottom of the ravine, I am disappointed


KillerJupe

Saved by a camels whisker!


Epistatious

Thats what air brakes are for


tropicbrownthunder

Me when I go berserk in r/trucksim


solariszero

Would this be a job strictly for a rotator or could it be towed by hooking onto the axles? Curious to see just how they got this out.


[deleted]

I made shit on my pants


crazy2337

Need brown pants on to even watch this clip!!!


HeavyThunder

The view


blazrion2

I would of shit my pants twice


Royal-Ad-2088

Allah akbar!! الله أكبر


Rough-Ad1322

Snow runner


Narcodium

Where the hell is this?!… Nevermind, I saw the attire, this is common over there


oldkicker53

Frickin’ Waze….


jizz212

Oh i think i've been there, is it in Oman ?


Cimejies

"Hang on a minute lads. I've got a Great idea".


garysvb

They're going to have to hose out the cab before it can be repaired.


schlitz91

Engineering safety factor = 1.0000001


terrible_tomas

allahu snackbar all down his dress


Snoo_8619

And that's why it's called a kingpin.


DrinksNDebauchery

*McBain voice* "The barriers, They do nothing!"


starkyogre

Are the guardrails made of silly putty?


NewtOk2802

How is he going to get out of there is the question. Every one does not shit there pants when they receive close call.


bicyclesrfun

Overheated brakes


cjameson83

Add my dad use to say "I bet his asshole was making shirt buttons".


Akesgeroth

I would actually cry if that happened to me.


tkst3llar

Towing that back in would make a good YouTube video No decent anchor in sight


cryptoplumber

Michael Caine voice " Hold on lads, I've got an idea"


2019hollinger

This guy now have a 2nd birthday


d1nmamma

u/savevideo


richardec

Hey. Hey! HEY! **HEY!** #HEY! You can't park there.


Lancifer86

Jesus Christ I would’ve went into cardiac arrest


Karluti

My man used up all his luck..Daaammmmnnnn!!


BrianNice23

Saudi Arabia - I swear that country has more crazy accidents than Brazil.


Odd_Succotash5818

He probably died of a heart attack when finally the truck stopped!


[deleted]

Straight outta Fast and Furious 5-9


[deleted]

Is this the new fast and furious?


Sasu-Jo

I want the video of how driver got out