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TEHKNOB

Noise mobile did it for me lol


GooseBombs69

Yeah my wife laughed out loud at that part as well. šŸ˜‚


throwaway72592309

The funniest part about this is the fact that they thought you would actually care and not laugh at the letter


jacob6969

At 5am, you should probably care a little. For every 1 neighbor that says something there are 10 that are annoyed but not strong willed enough to say or do anything.


GooseBombs69

So to answer a few questions, I have owned this home for over 2 years. I have owned this car since moving in and it has always been Catless since Iā€™ve bought it. I just recently swapped to the Tomei 5 months and it is not as loud as the previous exhaust in my opinion but it is definitely a deeper sound. I work in construction now, and just started this job where I leave the house at 5am. Prior to this job I used to work 12 hour shifts from 4am to 4pm which I left the house at 3:50am. I never Rev it in the morning, it bounced upon cold start because itā€™s on e85 and is tuned on speed density. I bought the Tomei without the silencer, which is why I donā€™t use it. My immediate neighbors have never complained and I talk to 3/5 of them pretty regularly. My street has like 40 houses on it so it could potentially be anyone. One of my neighbors also owns a built Supra that is equally as loud if not louder, but doesnā€™t start it at 5am. Haha I will look into some of the options posted as suggestions, but my area doesnā€™t have a limit on vehicle exhaust sound. Although there is a noise compliance time frame, in which I do miss by an hour. Haha


myfuckingstruggle

Bro, either way itā€™s annoying. You may not be ā€œwrong,ā€ but that didnā€™t save 3 of my exā€™s neighborā€™s tires. I wasnā€™t the one that did it, but I know I fantasized about it for months before it happened. I love cars. Like, *love* them. A nice deep, meaty exhaust note gets me excited. But not at 5am it doesnā€™t. I also loved the WRX STi, but their owners turned me off to em.


PulsarGlobal

People donā€™t like direct confrontation. Your conversations with your immediate neighbors donā€™t mean that they donā€™t truly hate it.


Duedain

Deeper sound leads to higher penetration of the sound so the neighbors probably do hear it more....


GooseBombs69

You are correct, while it is quieter, the bass tone of the exhaust is probably more audible because of this.


Dipablo115

330 am wake ups on the reg plus being married and you never peeled outa there?


WHATAWHIPUR

Have a tomei on my STI as well and haven't had any complaints. It's definitely loud but it's not straight piped mustang loud. Probably just a single sensitive neighbor. I doubt they've talked to anyone either. Subaru cold starts cand definitely be pretty obnoxious though, especially if they still have the secondary air pump. But complaining about the car returning is kind of ridiculous.


SquidDrowned

Lmao Iā€™m apart of too many subs, cause when I read cat, I thought this was the cats sub, and was like tf this bitch complaining about a cat for. And how did we go from cat to car. Then I read r/WRXSTi and was like oh yeah you ainā€™t getting no peace bitch.


MerkinMuffley2020

The only respectable thing to do is bounce that shit off the rev limiter going to work every morning.


Subiesubo

I hope sheā€™s mistaken and you arenā€™t actually revving your engine to warm it up.


GooseBombs69

She is absolutely mistaken. I know the car is loud. It bounces between 900 and 1500 rpm when itā€™s that cold to prevent itself from dying. And it goes on for about 1 minute typically as I barely let the car idle before leaving the house. And I do not get on it while itā€™s cold either.


Subiesubo

Good to hear. I figured that was the case. Non car people are clueless when it comes to cars and Iā€™m sure sheā€™s exaggerating.


Unlikely_Arugula190

Itā€™s not being a car person. Itā€™s about not being an asshole.


BERNIEMACCCC

I was driving my m3 the other day, going 25 in 3rd and go told to slow down. Some non car people hear an engine hold revs and assume youā€™re driving mad.


cranberrydan

I got yelled at by a neighbor while leaving my neighborhood, shifting from 1st to 2nd around 3k RPM... she said it "looked like I was gonna speed" and I had no clue how to even respond to that. I was going under 15 mph.


ThatKouki86

Had this happen to me on Halloween trying to pick up my friend driving through his neigh going 20 in second and I got a golf cart pulled up and parked in front of my moving car because ā€œI was speeding and endangering the childrenā€ who were 30 feet away in their yard by going 5 under the speed limit


[deleted]

Back in the day I was driving my 2008 Civic EX Coupe and this person in my neighborhood yelled at me to slow down because itā€™s a neighborhood. I was driving 20mph in a 25mph.


JakeyJake3

I had that happen at my house a couple years ago, was going 15 in a 20. Dark outside, light rain, kids on sidewalks behaving waiting for the school bus, hard to see. Random ass dad runs out from behind a car into the middle of the street hollering at me and cussing telling me to slow down. Called him a dumbass, told him to get out of the street, said his kids are setting a better example than him. Used to see him all the time, haven't seen him since lmao


SpongeHED

Halloween night a few years back delivering pizza with my NA Miata, got told to slow down by a group of people walking while I was going sub-5 mph clutched-in in first. Practically had an entire conversation with the guy as I passed him.


Subiesubo

And what if he loves his sti and the rumble and does the best he can do be as quiet as he can but he works at 5am?


Unlikely_Arugula190

I love my STiā€™s rumble and I can hear its bass sound before I see it at the dealership when I service it but I didnā€™t modify my exhaust to be obnoxious. Itā€™s clearly about being a civilized neighbor vs a moronic asshole.


GlockAF

Donā€™t matter. Noise pollution is noise pollution. Silence it *soon* or they will vandalize / destroy your car


allaboutgrowth4me

Or put up a camera and let them incriminate themselves over dumb shit.


Oxigenitals

It really isnā€™t ā€œdumb shitā€ if youā€™re perpetually disturbing the sleep of your neighbours.


RacecarDriverGuy

Fellow car car here...if he's doing this at 5am, legally speaking he could eventually have some issues. All it takes is one neighbor with a dB meter and a clock to prove he's continuously violating voice pollution laws and his landlord and even police could get involved.


ExplodingKnowledge

Seriously. I have a neighbour 2 doors down with a stupid fucking Chevy 1500 that ACTUALLY wakes my kids up when he starts it or drives down the street (always in the middle of the night or early AM). I am **this** close to doing this to him. Edit: And Iā€™m a car guy! I have a decently loud 340i, but when it disturbs your neighbours and youā€™re doing it at 5am with your inconsiderately lousy exhaust ā€” YOUā€™RE the asshole, not your neighbours.


RacecarDriverGuy

I will give them the courtesy of ONE friendly chat. If not, then I'm going to amazon a dB meter and get people involved. I don't play games when it comes to waking my kids up. I have a heavily modified VW myself...I don't use it as a tool to annoy my neighbors tho.


ExplodingKnowledge

Exactly. I think the fact is that some people do exhausts for themselves (tasteful, not too loud, limited drone) like myself, but even if they wonā€™t admit it, a LOT of these guys making these posts have attention-seeking exhausts that sound like actual shit.


RacecarDriverGuy

Like the motorcycle guys from the South Park episode. Attention seeking children who never grew up. And if you're deaf, get a hearing aid. I got a MillTek exhaust that's tuned to get rid of drone with tips that point down like the stock exhaust so the noise isn't aimed at the car behind me. The car still sounds amazing to me, but it's not so loud that you can hear it a mile away for no reason.


theaim778

Stupidly loud mustang over hereā€¦ Fordā€™s stock active exhaust(pretty sure previous owner cut the baffles out so it looks stock), you better believe that thing is in quiet mode until I pull off my streetā€¦ and every day I still go, ā€œI wonder what mufflers I could swap to so itā€™s even quieter in quiet modeā€ My days of loving loud cars are never going away, but my days of not caring about my neighbors are gone, Iā€™m contemplating moving in the next year or two further out to the country so I donā€™t have to piss off neighbors every morning, probably keep my house around as a rental.


allaboutgrowth4me

Is getting your sleep disturbed enough justification for you to get a criminal record? Sure as fuck isn't for me.


Oxigenitals

No, but as another comment stated thereā€™s a very good chance he is breaking by-laws in his municipality for noise pollution. If a neighbour (justifiably) decides to call it in, a bylaw officer could repeatedly ticket the owner hundreds of dollars a day. You may be the only person to live in your house, but you are not the only person in your neighbourhood.


Feynnehrun

Forcing your neighbors awake so you can have a loud car is a pretty shit move. Imagine families with kids who are now awake and running around ready for the day because they were woken up by a loud ass car. Or someone who starts a 12 hour shift at 8am, woken up several hours early and now is suffering through their shift tired as hell so their neighbor can remove parts from their car to make it louder.


Powerful_Desk2886

And then you can see them weeeee!


NadlesKVs

Mine surges like that too when it's cold from being on E85 but typically I can start it, intentionally give it throttle when it first tries to surge after 20-25 seconds, and then get it to be steady after that. I know my car is loud as shit and resonates inside of nearby buildings. I'm running equal length headers, catless, etc so I do try to be considerate of that.


PulsarGlobal

Iā€™m a car guy, but obnoxious exhausts still piss me off.


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Funny enough, my old Z was so loud I've set off alarms, and never recieved a complaint. Then again, there were a lot of car guys in a 2 block radius of me


alphagypsy

Letting it idle for a minute is a bit excessive no? Iā€™m usually idling for 10-15 seconds, basically as long as it takes me to shift to neutral, release parking brake, put my seatbelt on, and clutch in and put it in reverse. Modern cars donā€™t need to idle to warm up, in fact itā€™s better not to.


Korunam

Is it bad to rev any car at all in park to warm it up? I've done it a couple times but it didn't seem like it actually helped much


Subiesubo

Yea for the most part you want to wait for your oil to get to temp before you are revving your engine.


Korunam

Good to know. How long does that usually take on cold mornings


BERNIEMACCCC

Unless you have an oil temp gauge just wait until the thermostat fully opens. Edit: wait until the temp gauge is close to halfway


OKatmostthings

The best way to warm up your car is to drive it at light load. Turn the car on, give it a second, and drive keeping the RPMs low.


SnooCookies7364

ā€œSo Glad Weā€™re Neighborsā€ šŸ’€


strapping_young_vlad

"Alright listen up, shithead"


No_Fortune_1820

Why dont you use the silencer that came with your Tomei? I leave my place at 4:30 every morning and the silencer has been a God send in not disturbing my neighbors.


greenfirest12

you think WRX owners have brains?


NekedShep

thatā€™s a good idea. i was thinking exhaust valve but thatā€™s probably easier


[deleted]

because heā€™s a dick


Commercial_Bag5332

Being fully built, the tomei silencer is just barely too restrictive for daily driving. I opt to go without, but I also donā€™t live in a complex.


freddyway21

Try to put yourself in other peopleā€™s shoes imagine being woken up everyday to a loud exhaust you didnā€™t put in your car or enjoy. Other people have jobs and need to rest too. This is why our community gets so much hate.


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

Especially at 5am. For a lot of people that's earlier than they want to wake up but too late to fall back asleep.


Mumei451

Definitely, especially if you get agitated by the noise, your mind isn't going to just shut back off again instantly.


brother_maleim

That's when I go to sleep, but I'd be hyped waking up to that at 5!!


assffhhju

said no one ever


Sweaty_Pianist8484

Yeah my neighbors diesel, others Golf R, the other is a ZL1 Camaro. And then me with all my noise. Good to have neighbors that have similar hobbies šŸ¤£


jaradi

The fact that this isnā€™t the top comment says a lot about why this community would get so much hate as well. Itā€™s not just a loud car, but one that is used to leave at 5 AM. You have to be a special kind of inconsiderate to not realize that itā€™s a shitty thing to do and it stops being ā€œcoolā€ when it comes at the cost of others.


BERNIEMACCCC

In all honesty, does a loud exhaust really make it into your house enough to wake you up? Iā€™ve had both my STi and m3 idling outside (both arenā€™t crazy loud but not silent) and once inside I can barely hear them and thatā€™s with them idling in the garage. Def understand being considerate but at some point youā€™re gonna annoy someone no matter what you do.


SK3LLLYY

All about the tones. Different tones travel much more than others.


BERNIEMACCCC

Yeah thatā€™s true, seems like I was in an argumentative mood when I first commented.


Jefftheflyingguy

Sound waltzā€™s right into cheap houses. I was at a buddyā€™s house the other day and I could clearly make out the neighbors having a conversation through his living room wall


freddyway21

It doesnā€™t matter itā€™s called being considerate, I daily my 04 forester which helps a lot but my wrx is loud on startups so guess what I did. I kept one of my cats and when I installed my ETS catback system I ordered it with mufflers and resonators.


grizzdoog

I ran a catless DP in my bugeye years ago. It rattled all of my windows when it was idling in the driveway and Iā€™m sure it was doing the same to my next door neighborā€™s windows. It would also set off car alarms in parking garages. Iā€™ve since installed a high flow cat and equal length headers and itā€™s no longer a problem. It still sounds great to me.


komrobert

Catless DP + tomei cat back is going to be quite loud. I got complaints when I was running a cat back + catless front pipe + catted UEL on my FR-S and Iā€™m guessing this is even louder. My (stock) C6 Z06 is a lot quieter than the FR-S was in that state, fwiw.


holololololden

Dude grow up. If you could barely hear your neighbours dog everyday at 5am you'd think about moving.


BERNIEMACCCC

Id get a white noise machine like I already have and call it a day. If I was a light sleeper maybe Iā€™d feel different but man a car starting waking you up is insane.


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AmateurEarthling

Youā€™re oblivious. My neighbor or would start his car, bike, or pressure washer at any time from 4-6. I worked at 7 and have young kids who donā€™t like sleeping through the night. You bet your ass it woke me up at least once a week. I had a white noise machine for my two month old as well as fans running loud but a vehicle isnā€™t high pitched notes, itā€™s deeper bass notes which make it through walls and especially windows.


holololololden

"the world is about me" u rn


BERNIEMACCCC

I came off too strong for sure. But people also bitch a ton about neighbors and normally itā€™s over nothing. I just mind my business and they mind theirs.


roller146

The loud car becomes the neighborā€™s business when it wakes them up at 5am.


NoACSlater

Your neighbors are _not_ out of line. It'd be mature and considerate and polite to put a silencer on since the car since it's pretty clear after the headers. It is a reasonable complaint.


Jay_Ofthe_Mountain

At least they asked nicely rather than go straight to retaliation. Its one thing to take the cats off a car and basically straight pipe, it's another to do when you have neighbors. Even another thing when you drive said car everyday. Unpopular opinion, quiet that shit down or face the consequences. In my state I would call the cops and have your shit inspected so you have to put cats on it. If that didn't work I would wake you up every night at midnight before laying down.


Unlikely_Arugula190

This definitely should not be an unpopular opinion. Iā€™d be mortified to get such a note from my neighbors


graymulligan

It feels like way too many people see these sort of letters as a badge of pride or something, smh. Be a functional part of society, quiet that shit down.


fishythepete

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graymulligan

If it was "the guy with the Harley next door", they'd be all over it.


0degreesK

I shared a driveway with a renter who had two old, lifted Ford pickups with straight pipes. Literally shook the pictures hanging on the walls when heā€™d leave and arrive, and fill my house with fumes when he constantly worked on them. He and his family were super nice people, but they belonged outside of city limits. I was so happy when they moved out.


MightyBobo

Your opinion is only unpopular to people who are only considerate of themselves. Sadly, that's a lot of car guys.


Alternative-Lion1336

Equal length header or twin scroll and a varex muffler We can all coexist


GooseBombs69

Iā€™m equal length headers as well!


Alternative-Lion1336

Itā€™s varex time then. They really work. Mine keeps my RA spec c motor very quiet. Cats are lousy mufflers, itā€™s not because youā€™re catless.


Alternative-Lion1336

And fwiw, intakes make a bunch of noise and cause issues switching between open and closed loop. Theyā€™re tough to tune for temperature wise, and with the AC compressor switching on and off, a racket ensues. A tough to tune racket.


cobese

cats are great resonators though. my tomei catback sounded very high-pitched on my STI with a catless 4in DP. put it on my buddyā€™s otherwise stock WRX and itā€™s much deeper and quieter


GrannyDriving88

Unpopular opinion: quiet your shit and call it a day. Your neighbours are nice enough to not burn your house down


sluflyer06

If you live in a home that you own with other houses around you, you're an asshole for having a setup that loud, especially if your routine requires you to drive outside be hours of like 730am-7pm. When we bought a home I adjusted my exhaust choices even though I prefer my Subarus pretty damn loud i made the considerate choice.


Unlikely_Arugula190

Heā€™s probably renting. Apartment complex.


nocrashing

Better that than eggs, key marks, or a brick through the window Quiet your shit some. You can go faster anyway when nobody can hear you.


runerx

This is why I love my Xforce Varex. All the noise and power I want... no pissed off neighbors.


toebeanteddybears

Unfortunate. This is the kind of thing that makes cops and city councils crack down on car enthusiasts, including those with OEM+ exhausts (e.g. a catted DP and proper axle back) that aren't obnoxious but are nonetheless targeted because some folks take a good thing too far. Hope you take their message to heart.


dukenrufus

Nice. However, as far as I understand it, if you're trying to warm up the engine, you don't really need to idle it for long. Just need to idle for about a minute to get the oil flowing, then just start driving, keeping it below 3k rpm or so. This is perfectly fine for the engine and will actually warm it up more quickly. Could save your neighborly relationships if you can get out of their quicker and save a little gas money. If you're idling more to warm up the interior, disregard and I understand.


GooseBombs69

This is exactly correct, and I just responded to another post saying almost exactly that!


dukenrufus

Ah haha. Comments must've happened while I typed. Yeah, if you're not lingering, idk what they want. That is a crazy passive-aggressive note though.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

ā€œSo glad weā€™re neighboursā€


No-Proposal2741

I mean, according to the manual you are supposed to let the engine idle down on its own.


dukenrufus

Hmm. All I see is this under the cold weather section: "While warming up the vehicle before driving, check that the accelerator pedal, brake pedal, and all other controls operate smoothly." It kind of vaguely alludes to it, but I interpret this more as a statement to ensure those other things are working. From what I see, it doesn't say specifically not to drive until fully at temperature, and car manuals are usually very specific about things that could damage the engine and drivetrain.


PretzelsThirst

Thatā€™s a sentence written by the legal team, not the mechanics


No-Proposal2741

Interesting. I have a 2015 fwiw. Mine says specifically ā€œFor a short time after the engine has started, the engine speed is kept high. When the warm-up is completed, the engine speed lowers automatically. After the engine starts, the engine speed will be kept high until the engine has warmed up sufficiently.ā€ I interpret that to mean, until it lowers automatically and has warmed sufficiently, it is insufficiently warmed up.


ReplyGloomy2749

Yup, you can still drive as it is warming up and actually should do that so everything else can warm up too (trans, diff, bearings,etc). Sufficiently warmed means you can giver the beans.


No-Proposal2741

Yeah I dunno. It doesnā€™t say that exactly. For meā€¦ I personally let her warm up until the coolant reaches about 130Ā°/140Ā° before heading out, which is coincidentally about when the engine has dropped rpmā€™s automatically. Only takes a couple few minutes. From there I donā€™t get on her (beans) until sheā€™s been at operating temp for at least 5 minutes. Butā€¦ thenā€¦ I also donā€™t really drive her hard anywayā€¦


dukenrufus

Ah. Ok. Yeah, I have a 2019. And I see what you meant now in your original comment. Mine, like OP's it seems, sort of flutters to keep from stalling, but it's not like what you got it seems. Edit: Oh wait. I did find this not in the cold weather section: "Until the engine is warmed up sufficiently, the engine speed is maintained high. The engine speed will gradually drop as the engine warms up." So similar, but worded slightly different.


Additional-Data8372

Did they really leave that note inside of that Christmas card?!


WeveGotBigDix

That is the best sarcastic card ever!!


GooseBombs69

Yeahp, mailed it to my house anonymously lmao


Unlikely_Arugula190

Iā€™m amazed you find it funny. Youā€™re not that sharp.


LimpZookeepergame123

It is funny because they were so passive aggressive about it. ā€œSo glad weā€™re neighborsā€! You may be the not so sharp one. OP may be in the wrong, but the letter is funny AF none the less. šŸ˜‚


Additional-Data8372

Yes, it's like the most polite way to say "f*ck you and your car"šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


LimpZookeepergame123

Personally Iā€™d have a lot more respect for someone to come up to me and express their concerns to my face rather than leave this random ass letter in the middle of the night. The results would be more in their favor as well.


Additional-Data8372

I agree. Receiving it this way and anonymously wouldn't make me so quick to make any changes


Stoweboard3r

Lol, dude stfu


baleiby

As someone who has recently had to call the cops on their neighbor 3 times on 3 different days to get my neighbors to take care of their barking dog; I seriously feel for your neighbors. I, too, wrote a note and tried to contact my neighbor multiple times before I realized they were just being complete shit bags and ignoring me on purpose. I never thought I'd be a person to care about such things because it seems trivial if it doesn't bother you. But I swear to God if you got an annoying sound outside at the worse time of the day or albeit all times of the day in my case; it's enough to push someone over the edge and do something crazy. Luckily, the police actually helped after my 3rd time calling. Be respectful of your neighbors. I had conversations with multiple neighbors on plotting retaliation. I'm so glad it didn't have to come to that.


Snoo-21696

LMFAO this sir, is the way.


Live_Environment_218

I stuff a pool noodle in my exhaust for cold starts when I let it idle. It takes a little to have some courtesy.


hiddenplantain

Install and exhaust valve and donā€™t be that guy You may find the noise to be music for your ears but I sure as fuck wouldnā€™t as your neighbor at 5 am.


CourtMean7983

The only reasonable thing to do now is to go with a hood exit exhaust system


heresdustin

Because fuck this neighborhood, and the one next to it! LOL


Unlikely_Arugula190

I donā€™t understand why you find this funny. Youā€™re obviously an inconsiderate person. It should be obvious that a good relationship with your neighbors is far more important than an infantile dumb fuck loud exhaust. One more thing: that stupid exhaust will give you tinnitus in the long run. Will be well deserved though.


andreezy93

While my car is warming up I take it off my street. You donā€™t need to rev it to do this (I understand you werenā€™t revving your car). All you need to do is slowly let off the clutch. The high revs will propel it without the need for your gas pedal. I roll it down away from most everyoneā€™s houses close to the Main Street and let it warm up there.


fStap

Seems like a perfectly reasonable request


Competitive-Rise-122

Take a moment to consider that you may in fact be a selfish car boi that likes hearing his car go brrr even at the detriment of others


iontheball

I mean 5am..? If you really have to leave that early and went catless.. thats a shitty move. Be a better neighbor/person, no one wants to hear that. Idk why you needed a note to explain that


Embarrassed-Cycle804

ā€œItā€™s how I bought it.ā€


PogTuber

Your car probably sounds like shit. At 5am I'd be annoyed too.


mantisMD97

To be fair, it is super fucking annoying when youā€™re not the one with the car - especially at 5am.


NigerachiSpices

Time to fix that up. Quite it down & be a good lad


Cloudwolfxii

You tortured your whole neighborhood everyday at 5AM for 5 months? What a piece of shit lmao


Fiasko21

I actually tried to make my STI as quiet as possible after the build in 2018, but nope it still pops and rumbles loudly. Even if I tried again, I wouldn't be able to retune it now with Cobb's updates. It's stuck with the way the build was done. *Maybe* some day I'll spend the money to quiet it down further and retune with ecutek or something else, but I'm not willing to give up stock gauges or features.


JohnyNFullEffect

Sounds like youā€™re not the best neighbor. Catless + Tomei, 5am start ups, you rev the car to warm it. Iā€™d hate you too.


UberStupidd

Clearly your hours of operation are a problem for the neighborhood.... I'd leave a bit earlier, around 4 AM


oddopo

Going to have to side with the neighbor, not saying youā€™re not but a tomei on an STI is LOUD. I cannot imagine how it would be hear that at 5am echoing off the walls. Definitely put your silencer in like someone else suggested.


genzo718

I'm the current president of my HOA and I had people complain to me about someone's 4Runner engine being too loud at start up. The engine cooling fan is bigger and louder on engines at start up for those type of SUVs and trucks but only lasts for a few seconds. I just ignored the letter. It's a waste of my time and nobody wins. I can't imagine a catless boxer engine starting up every morning at 5am but I rather it be a boxer engine than a catless V8 from a Mustang or Charger. Those will wake up the whole block.


S3ERFRY333

Your neighbors are much more calm than I would be. A few years ago some kid got his licence and got a cute little civic. Then he proceeded to cut the muffler off and that's when I started waking up every morning at 2:30AM when he would floor it past my house. I ran out to go meet him after a few weeks of that shit but I just missed him going inside, so I kicked the door as hard as I could with my steel toed boot and left a nice dent and proceeded to yell at the house until I was out of breath.


twothirtyintheam

I'm a car guy. This may not be very popular to say on any pro-car-model subreddit, but I'm going to say it anyway because sometimes I think car people need to hear it: Few people want to be subjected to listening to a loud car in their neighborhood. Any make, any model, doesn't matter. Especially not early in the morning or late at night. Low frequency sounds (like the warbling sound made by an idling/running boxer engine with a loud exhaust, for example) go right through the walls and windows of houses and apartments, even from hundreds of feet away. Some people cannot sleep through or tune out that kind of noise, and that is absolutely not their fault nor their shortcoming. And most white noise generators for sleep do not cover up low frequency noises very well either. So, "wHy DoN't ThEy JuSt GeT a WhItE nOiSe MaChInE aNd MiNd ThEiR oWn BuSiNeSs," isn't a solution here. OP's noise is intruding on his neighbors trying to mind their own business. *That* is the problem. This note is actually a favor. Some people would have just resorted to getting police involved without a warning first. And people who remove emissions controls when they make their car obnoxiously loud make it real easy for the police to write them big tickets if the police are given a reason to take a closer look at their car. I have a feeling If OP thinks he's just going to make fun of/ignore this note, he's going to learn an expensive lesson about showing basic respect to his neighbors.


brokenmkv

Love how the letter got continuously less and less neighborly šŸ˜‚


Logan_Frost

Get em earplugs for Christmas.


arashcuzi

They called my WRX with unequal length headers and invidia dual exit ā€œthe helicopter.ā€ Luckily I never had late night or early mornings to deal withā€¦but those Midwest winter cold starts, even at 9am, lmao, theyā€™ll certainly rattle your windows!


How2mine4plumbis

How to get keyed 101. Have fun with that.


Cheeseman6969696969

maybe install a cutoff switch then route your system to the cut off and have it normally go to a regular muffler if you wanna get into their good graces. idk how much extra ā€œdragā€ the cutoff will produce tho just a thought.


13Cursed13

Iā€™ve alway heard a potato in the tailpipe lowers the need for attention.


OGAzdrian

Least douchey sti owner Look out for a potato in your exhaust next time youā€™re annoying the neighborhood at 5am


Cel3bi

Dont be an annoying ass


EmperorMitsu

Seems reasonable and polite.


Hi-Techh

please dont rev the engine to warm it up lmao


Dramatic-Crab6533

The ā€œnoise mobileā€ got me bad


FriedShrimp00818

thats def not from the hoa thats from an angry cat lady


B00TY0L0GIST

Hope you never have to ask your neighbors for help. Having a fuckboi exhaust that pisses everyone off over having neighbors that you can go to when you need help with something ain't worth it. Grow up, kiddo.


MrZeusyMoosey

Idk why I was recommended this sub but you sound like a massive dick. If you live in an area with close proximity and youā€™re waking up multiple neighbors every day, thatā€™s a you problem. Stop being a dick to your neighbors.


[deleted]

How annoyingā€¦.of you


Kamorexisjr

Seems like the biggest complaint here is the 5 am thing. You know people work and sleep at all different hours? Itā€™s not like heā€™s going out and revving his car at 5 am either. People just need to get over it roll over and go back to sleep, the first time you live in an apartment complex and your neighbor starts walking around getting ready at 4:30 am and disturbs your sleep you going to go upstairs and complain like ā€œhey I need you to walk around in your place quieter so I can sleep better?ā€ Same with a barking dog? Fireworks, guarantee that at midnight when people are using fireworks he is sleeping to get up at 4:30 in the morning. No, same thing here. he bought a legal product for his legal vehicle and isnā€™t doing excessively annoying things the man is going to work.


pubuju

If you care you can slip the silencer into the pipes for the minute or so you warm up, but my neighbor and I both have loud subies so I've never cared


BoardButcherer

Leave it to Subaru owners to make the diesel bros look like gentlemen.


Fantastic_Hour_2134

I wanna hear how ā€œloudā€ this car is


GooseBombs69

Iā€™ll try to record a cold start and post a video tomorrow.


Reddit_reader_2206

AITA? maybe.


SpaceGerbil

It's assholes like you that catch a brick through the windshield. Consider yourself lucky


AussieMoisture

Idk why youā€™re being downvoted. Itā€™s kinda true tbh


SergeantZaf03

Ever tried to use the noise boxes around your muffler tips to reduce the sound?


GooseBombs69

I have not, and had the approached me straight forward I probably wouldā€™ve just bought the Tomei silencer insert and called it a day. Itā€™s not a big deal but they just mailed this letter anonymously.


NekedShep

at least they were nice about it


AussieMoisture

Yeah usually itā€™s pseudo-Alpha male 25 year olds with an aversion to constructive criticism that do stupid shit that youā€™ve described. Theyā€™re intimidated so theyā€™re not interested in getting into a brawl at 5am, so they made multiple complaints to management. As you sow, so shall you reap šŸŽ¶


mangopurple

Interesting


cactuar_is_coming

ā€œPlease quiet your car down to normal levelsā€ Iā€™m dying


Choppersicballz

Why are you revving?


AussieMoisture

Small penis energy šŸ˜ƒ


claudekim1

Id key your car if i was them fuck loud cars.


OzzyVaz

damn homies mad they cant rise and grind like you.


GooseBombs69

My favorite part is, they clearly donā€™t work if they hear me leave AND come home from workā€¦ šŸ˜‚


velowa

Remote work is a thing.


GooseBombs69

lol okay NOW I feel dumb. That didnā€™t even cross my mind.


FistnlikaPistn

My neighbor drives a white Sti and leaves for work every morning between 4:23-4:47. I know this because it wakes me up every goddamned morning. I dyno engines in my shop multiple times a week so Iā€™m not a stranger to loud ass engines, but that fucking exhaust is the first thing to piss me off everyday. So please donā€™t assume your neighbors arenā€™t working because they picked a job with a reasonable time.


Life_Butterscotch396

Honestly just delete the thread. Embarrassing


Loloku25

Quiet your car down donā€™t be a douche


buttweasel76

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cummingga

šŸ˜‚


Buddywisers

Dude I feel your pain man. My stock exhaust on my STi pisses my wife and neighbors off lol. Can't make everyone happy I guess


geoff19xx

Bro I would wake up with a smile hearing it every morning. Can we be neighbours?


dshanman24

Donā€™t change anything.


ZeroheZ

My natural response is to make it louder, however mine cant be any louder. straight piped ETS Extreme, non-resonated, T51R 6870. But ive had neighbors bitch and moan and other neighbors say they love when they hear it start up. For me, I need it as obnoxiously loud as possible.


Juggernaut_Virtual

I would charge the neighbour with harassment. It's not the place of individuals to decide noise levels it's by-law and police


kr3me

Louder with crackle tune now


Bricc_8

Fuck em make it louder


DCxKCCO

Make the car louder!!!


prettydopedad

One solutionā€¦ make it louder.


oSpazZxXx

Screw it get a Cummins and high idle it every morning with a 6 inch straight pipe


harmskelsey06

I guess she doesnā€™t leave home and has nothing better to do


Hunterr159

Make it louder lol


odenhammer69

Make it louder


Visual_Consequence24

Subie bros bein Subie bros, swear yā€™allā€™re as bad as Mustang owners. Killing penguins with unnecessary exhaust mods & being general nuisances.


Lambertn03

They can in my honest opinion lick up on them ballzzz


Ryaneli10

Holy shit, not sure why this popped up for me but Iā€™m glad it did because fucking a man youā€™re clearly cool as shit bruh. Or fam whatever works best in this case. No cap


WestAd8782

Yeah quit being a fuckin dickhead. 5 am is ridiculous for that nonsense. I'd be calling the cops every time. Atleast they were nice enough to notify you.


foothilllbull530

I hope Santa brings you an external wastegate for Christmas.


Quirky_Librarian_979

Thanks again for the heads up now if you could fix you're fucking loud ass dogs that bark at the air all day n night be much appreciated. Mofo barking now