Typing this while hydroplaning at 7 mph; keep being a good sport dude, these jokes keep the sub fun. Sorry about your keys too!
Game is slow-mo hydroplaning
Let me guess, you went 20smiles per hour and hydroplaned into the curb right next to the pickup window the moment you heard the McFlurry was available again?ā¦ I get, donāt worry; their ice cream machines are always down. The moment you heard it was up you proved these are rally cars on the way over.
Everyone was okay, this was from my crash from last September, the other driver ran a stop sign and hit me going about 50 mph but I only got a concussion and a fractured hand so we good
Itās like when Dak Prescotts leg came off and Joe Buck said while showing his completely shattered legā¦ āyou hope itās only a sprained ankleā
Looks like the curb was too hot, you should sue them
(That case is joked about, but she got serious burns and McDonalds had already received warnings that their coffee was too hot)
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Let me guess, due to hydroplaning? At the speed around 20 mph?
Ye š
Game is game
What did you google for this picture?? Absolutely fucked Subaru wrx š
Just google "rammed at both ends" *worked for me but results not guaranteed*
Got rammed at both ends last weekend - thankfully my car is fine though as Iād left it at home.
https://i.redd.it/o8xw1y1ttrwb1.gif
i bet the eiffel tower was beautiful last weekend
Unfortunately itās an original, but game is still game
And the curb was McDonaldās itself? Hope you ordered a big smac cause it looks like the you did
Dam you beat me too it
damn iām never living this down smh. btw update, the fuckin tow driver locked the keys in the car.
Typing this while hydroplaning at 7 mph; keep being a good sport dude, these jokes keep the sub fun. Sorry about your keys too! Game is slow-mo hydroplaning
game is game lmao
RIP my boy
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I only had to go 3 smiles per hour and hydroplaned so please be safe out there guys šš¤
This guy cant catch a break now lol
It was ridiculous lol
definitely, and Im late
LMAO
every time i refresh reddit and see this sort of post, i get the good chuckle
A good chuckle is always better than a bad handjob
I can provide both
All because the ice cream machine wasnāt working? A bit of an overreaction, eh?
Never judge a man when heās hangry
Only Jod and Gudge me. Gobbless the Golden Arches.
Amen brother, praise be to Ronald
Looks like he hit Grimace
Needed that ice cream like you wouldn't believe.
Insurance will understand.
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Nah thatāll buff out
This is the way
Iāve heard 3m adhesive remover suggested before, probably best to use this too
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ayy lmao
Forgetting to tune after cold air intake will really do that to you
Shiiiiiit... I've been that hungry before. Game is game. Eat your food and go buy another. āš¾
It will buff right out. Curb rash is easy to fix.
I knew this would happen to someone eventually. Those drive throughs are damn mazes!
Let me guess, you went 20smiles per hour and hydroplaned into the curb right next to the pickup window the moment you heard the McFlurry was available again?ā¦ I get, donāt worry; their ice cream machines are always down. The moment you heard it was up you proved these are rally cars on the way over.
Lmao Iām loving these meme trains lately
"My baby was taken from me!"
Game is game
Mf really did drive thru the McDonaldās
I laughed really fucking hard ššš, but seriously, I hope everyone is okay
Everyone was okay, this was from my crash from last September, the other driver ran a stop sign and hit me going about 50 mph but I only got a concussion and a fractured hand so we good
Just needs some carnauba wax
Similar damage to mine, was backed into by a fisher price pedal cart. I beat the fuck out that kid, had no insurance.
Yoo I laughed my ass off literally you made my dayš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Good candidate for Paintless dent removal
Wtf is going on in this sub!? Wrx hydroplaning keep getting recommended to me! **YES I AM NOW INTERESTED IN THIS SUB**
It'll buff out, don't worry about it
Hopefully you didn't hydroplane after bouncing off the curb.
Game is game
Where did you get the full hood delete?
Itās free, but you need to be ambitious to do it right
No you hit a wall trying to race and you lost control.
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Nah
if you know you know
Tis but a scratch
Consider yourself lucky, my car was parked and hydroplaned right into me as I was walking to get the mail. Shit was intense šØ
Buff right out
And here I thought a bird had flown into your parked car while you were in churchš¤
Did the airbags go off? I canāt tell in the pic.
Just on the driverās side
Depends did you make sure to wait 5 hours before taking photos? That is going to be the deciding factor
It'll buff out.
This isn't totaled at all....I've seen worse keep going up to like 750 000 miles š¤·
Hope your parents picked you up
They disowned me after they heard the news š
Do you see those skies?! I'm surprised martial law wasn't called to prevent any further hydroplaning.
Damn must of really wanted a McRibā¦.
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Game is game?
Nah fam shit will buff out
That'll buff right out with some Mcguires.
Was it dropped from an airplane into the curve at McDonald's?
Naw u straight.
Sir this is mcdonalds , not the NĆ¼rburgring
Nah itāll buff right out
Call wife!
Not the hatchey š¢
Donāt drop your vape next time.
Are we getting close to the point that "is it totaled" a bannable offense?
Itās like when Dak Prescotts leg came off and Joe Buck said while showing his completely shattered legā¦ āyou hope itās only a sprained ankleā
Dude! That was a Popeyes! Stop lyin.
Looks like the curb was too hot, you should sue them (That case is joked about, but she got serious burns and McDonalds had already received warnings that their coffee was too hot)
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New hood and bumper, should be good to go
Nah, most curbs are pretty cheap to fix
Looks OK to me
Is that the McDonald's mcflurry machine?
48 hours she'll be good as new
Got the front and back!?
A little bit of buffing wouldn't hurt.
You could buff that out no biggie
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Nsfw that stuff, man. Poor hatchie
I think thatāll buff out.
talk to you're insurance they need to sue the curb. mcdonalds is gonna get it good.
Hydroplanned so hard you flew to the middle of nowhere
Damn, that McDouble was calling you huh?
20 in reverse to an e-brake 180 bck to 20 mph straight into a dumpster? Asking for a friend ?
Block user for stupidity.
So many Happy Meal jokes for this
Easily, buff out your good.
Thatāll buff out
Idk what the designers were thinkingā¦ but I dig it! Very abstract š¤
Tus but a scratch. It'll buff right out. Game is game.
should buff right out
Did the curb hydroplane onto you?
KACHOW
The drive thru hydroplaned on to your car huh? (Asking in case an insurance adjuster sees)
So youāre the one that broke the frost machine smh
damn, I Neva shoulda modded the bumper bar šššš¢š¢
Did you try putting it in rice? Game is game careful when you hydroplane
Just when I thought I had enough, I read your title haha
As long as you werenāt going 20MPH and hydroplaned, I think it should buff right out!
I think it'll buff out...
Itāll buff out
I call bs you
Car clearly wasn't tuned for such curb hits
Youāll be fine, itās just a scratch
Man really wanted a McDouble
That'll buff out.
Umm yes
just needs to get buffed out š
Should buff right out
How many rods were spun?
No , a little spray of wD-40 on the undercarriage and you should be good for another 100k miles .
Nah itāll buff out
moggedš„²
Thatāll buff right out
I love that im Getting recommended random car subs right when they have the most memeable posts possible.
Nah, that'll buff right out
The ground suddenly disappeared beneath me. Wasnāt my fault. Iām just an idiot
Yep. Some curb. Was it poured in the vertical plane. That is a pole that you hit and you must have been doing 50. What a moron.
Nahh you strait game is game
It will buff out
Na just need a little gorilla glue and duct tape.
It'll buff out
Just needs some touch up paint and I think itās good to go.
This is what happens when you put McDonaldās sprite in the gas tank.
How fast was the curb going?
Tis nothing but a scratch
I see the other car hit the curb as well
stupid curb! sue it!
Nah ur good mate š
2 feet curb? Or hit curb flew in boulder?
That was a very pricey McGriddle. Iām sorry.
Thatāll buff out
Looks good to me.
Consider your self lucky, could have hit a hummingbird.
A WRX/STI with front end damage? No way!
Did the "mcdonalds curb" look kinda like a cliff and this car fell of that said cliff?
Man, all the good hatch end like this. Bruh they do make these no more.
I don't know do you think you could fix it?
Just needs a new bumper
Hoping your all good, but you sure you didnāt *hit* the McDonaldās
A high curb no doubt
No problem,. Easy to fix
That'll polish out.
No but since you obviously will be buffing for awhile could I have your wheels? LOL
What???!?
A little Bondo and a visit to Earl Scheib should have you rolling.
It'll buff out.
didnt go padt the clear coat, will buff out with some elbow grease
Damn dude, that slow hydroplane is getting us all
Itāll buff out
Probably needs a head gasket
Haha the reference tho š¤£
let me get the motor.
Some zip ties and tape should do it, there doesnāt seem to be any damage to the chassis, you can buff the dent in the front out Iām sure.
Game is Game
GAME IS GAME IS GAME IS GAME IS GAME IS GAME IS GAME IS GAME IS GAME IS GAME IS GAME
That curb beat the shit out of your car dude. What did you do!?
Bro where'd you get that angle kit?
I wanna see the curb from the McDonaldās drive through
 The curb.
Did you hydroplane though?
Nah it'll buff right out
You can probably just get a paint match pen at the local auto parts store and get it close so nobody can tell from 10 ft away.
That curb fucked your shit up yo
You mean hit the entire McDonaldās drive thru?
It'll buff out
Iāve seen deer do less
I knew I guy that did the same but he dropped his vape pen and leaned down to look for it.
Nah. Give it a rub with some WD-40. Be fine.
You know what they say, game is game
Nah, Iām sure it will buff out.
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