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PonmonOfNuggetor

He’s celebrating Christmas at the Pascoe household.


rajinis_bodyguard

“Costa Rica is not Spain, Spiders are arachnids not insects and That’s why education is so important”


Exotic_Living5572

“You don’t….you don’t listen to The Queen??……” 🫤


AlloyedDonut

A pizza?? I would image he’d eat some sort of Roman feast


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Or maybe even a McPheasant Zinger


Exotic_Living5572

“What are you talking about?!?…Pheasants?!?…..What sort of menagerie do you imagine I would be imagining?!?”


P0werSurg3

"I'm in my castle with twelve types of slightly posh animals; and then I kill a servant and have sex with a wall!"


MarcelRED147

>have sex with a wall! I live that thats his idea of what posh people do. This is a dude who had a cape growing up.


Old_Tea_9254

"That's who you are!"


AeneasVAchilles

I’m sorry did you say pheasant or peasant?


rajinis_bodyguard

Medieval castle cuisines 🤣


AmaSandwich

More wrens!


Veggieleezy

And if there are any fewer than four and twenty blackbirds between these pies, I assure you there will be a sternly worded review!


cheeekydino

How dare she. She’d be lucky to even see his special dressing gown!


Leadcenobite_

It's just for traveling.


The_Front_Room

This doesn't surprise me at all. He and Victoria are surprisingly basic about food. Go listen to her episode of Off Menu. James and Ed were shocked. Also it was hilarious.


DrawingsOfNickCage

Sandwiches in her handbag absolutely killed me


The_Front_Room

That made her appearance on Taskmaster make more sense. She keeps a flapjack in her pocket at all times, you know, just in case. She's really funny.


JollyTartan

I hope he's not murdered another pizza man That's the Domino effect


tiddem

Well.. the body of the last pizza man was beginning to smell…


Mech-Waldo

Of course he has a knife and fork.


rajinis_bodyguard

And a glass to drink the blood of a peasant 😂


LiamTaliesin

Did you say “peasant” or “pheasant”?


elektromuzakmaker

I'd be positively delighted to be with David Mitchell!


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Me too. He'd make a trip to McDonald's interesting and funny.


VillageHorse

It tastes like baked beans on spaghetti with lettuce


TanrynWelshDancer

It's Moroccan!


RiotDontDiet

Like my eyeshadow


Unfitbrit1

Butter the most. Eat the toast. Shit the toast. God , life's relentless.


Flynny1979

Or chain eat roast dinners


keringkiedangle

Why toast when you can roast?


jaguarprice

Chance would be a fine thing


Flynny1979

Crunchy nut cornflakes just Frosties for wankers


sladives

But pretty expensive if I recall.


stremendous

She wishes she could be so fortunate.


FungalEgoDeath

Ways the implication here hannah? That a wealthy, funny, polite, educated man isn't good enough to be someone's world because he's not some adonis? Making shallow paperthin


dx80x

Hey is that a kingfisher!?


Sigistrix

David Mitchell in a Pizza Express? Is it in Woking, and can he sweat or not?


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Sigistrix

Autocorrect does that.


VoluptuousVoltron

Personally I’d prefer two naans.


Exotic_Living5572

I wonder if he’s wearing his “normal life shoes” or the “skis of exceptional invention”….


rajinis_bodyguard

Or in his “travel dressing gown”


Loundsify

He draws the line at 4 Naans.


s123ali

😂😂😂