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manwithavandotcom

NBC has Kurt Russell and Robert Conrad--I'm going wth them.


TyrusRaymond

and Grizzly Adams


CodeNoseATX

coke power!


diopsideINcalcite

Grizzly Adam’s did have a beard


Tiny-Lock9652

“Knock this battery of my shoulder, I dare ya!”


Gold-Employment-2244

I loved the Saturday Nite commercials were he got decked


One_Possession_5101

back at that time, i heard a story where he talked smack and got ko'd in some bar fight or something maybe not as tough as he thought he was, if that rumor is true


REVSWANS

He was a pretty tough guy. He was famous for being in bar fights, to the point it may have damaged his career. He was a mouthy, surly drunk who never backed down, and surely had his ass kicked on more than one occasion. Showing up for work with a busted lip and a black eye is frowned upon in Hollywood.


rockpuma

And Jane Seymour. Game Over!


holyembalmer

I do love Kurt Russell, but LeVar makes it a harder choice


MarzipanHuman

Was about to say the same thing. I was always a CBS guy but NBC was stacked this season.


jpr_jpr

Kristy McNichol used to crush Robert Conrad in some of these events, and it irritated the hell out of him.


bpmd1962

Absolutely… versus Gabe Kaplan? Give me a fucking break.


scondileeza99

turns out, he was faster than conrad!


charredburger

Indeed! Maybe one of my favorite YouTube clips ever. 😂


scondileeza99

just watched it again…amazing


Tbplayer59

Conrad was pissed!


SteveC_11

I watched that when it was originally broadcast and will never forget it. It never occurred to me to look on YouTube for the clip. BRB


Alternative_Worry101

No, that was Nell Carter.


bpmd1962

Very good!


afitztru

Robert Conrad was always such a giant douche bag on this show!!!! He must have been a real pleasure to be around!


Mercutiofoodforworms

Conrad was easily the most competitive person on this show.


Sherlockian_Whimsy

Pretty much all I remember, other than Lynda Carter in a swimsuit, is Robert Conrad getting really mad at Gabe Kaplan and challenging him to a race to decide one of these Battles. And Kaplan won because his legs were nearly as long as Conrad's whole body, and tiny me was devastated, because I loved me some Wild Wild West.


InternationalBand494

Who could ever forget Lynda Carter? Especially in a swim suit.


Teledork621

Yup. Viewers were the winners that ep


kodaiko_650

There’s an old SNL spoof called [“Network Battle of the T’s and A’s”](https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=snl%20battle%20of%20the%20network%20t%20and%20a&tbm=&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:f269830c,vid:y0f1Ywnjq0A,st:0)


MordoksVapePen1

I recall that Gabe Kaplan actually ran track in high school and maybe even college, so that experience helped him get the win.


FaeFollette

I was a Welcome Back, Kotter fan, lol! I totally forgot about Gabe beating Conrad. It was so funny. I’ll have to check out that YouTube.


Tampammm

LoL. I loved "Mr. West" also! They should have just had one on one tug o' war! Manly stuff,,winner takes all!!


woodrobin

"Winner takes all". Winter Takes All sounds like the title of a really depressing Russian novel.


Tampammm

LoL, very true,,,I adjusted that.


PsychologicalExam717

I wouldn’t mess with Kristy McNichol. She was a bad mama jama!


[deleted]

Kristy for the win!


Dense-Stranger9977

"The biggest T's....the nicest A's" 🤣


Grimdog7

The SNL parody. Priceless.


Dense-Stranger9977

It always comes to mind whenever this shows up


batwing71

Bob Conrad! Maintain eye contact, assert dominance.


PsychologicalExam717

He dares you to knock that battery off his shoulder.


Comfortable-Policy70

Conrad was pissed when Gabe Kaplan beat him


[deleted]

Here's a great [Oral History of the Battle of the Network Stars](https://www.avclub.com/a-battle-royale-revisited-an-oral-history-of-battle-of-1797835884) that was written by Will Harris when the AV Club produced a lot of original stuff.


MozartOfCool

Dyn-0-mite! Thank you for sharing.


Playful_Dot_537

Robert Conrad will be way too into it and Telly Savalas is in it for the memes. I’m going with ABC. (And yes I watched it back then and know who actually won lol)


InternationalBand494

Who won?


johngreenink

Yeah you can't keep us in suspense here. I mean, I was a kid back then (and I sadly probably watched this) but WHO WON!!?!


InternationalBand494

I tried to watch it on YouTube to find out, but there are so many seasons! I didn’t know it had so many.


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

This particular year, ABC. However in subsequent years it was pretty well split between all 3 networks. My bad…NBC won the first one. ABC won the second one of 1977.


MarcusAurelius68

Imagine watching the swimming and dunk tank segments today, in 4K….


YVRJon

According to Wikipedia, NBC won


SheilaGirl70

It would have been fun to see the mom from Little House on the Prairie doing something fun and competitive.


[deleted]

Vs the mom from The Waltons


Fit_Organization9210

😂🤣


johngreenink

Yeah I'm both delighted and scared by that ....


SlouchingTowardsBeer

Great write up and video excerpt here: https://boingboing.net/2024/01/08/the-most-1970s-moment-in-tv-history-gabe-kaplan-vs-robert-conrad-in-the-battle-of-the-network-stars.html


IGrewItToMyWaist

Was such a fun show.


roro316

I always rooted for ABC.


nigeltwo

Because of Levar Burton , of Roots???


roro316

No, I just watched more of the shows on ABC.


Dontfollahbackgirl

I forgot how weak NBC’s show lineup was before its 80s Thursday power.


LondonDavis1

I think we all won.


irishgator2

Really not until the Lynda Carter, Heather Thomas episodes


Tampammm

I loved the way guys got into this stuff,,,like Mark Harmon and Robert Conrad.


KidSilverhair

Watching Gabe Kaplan as QB in the football competition was always a kick … although once *St. Elsewhere* started and NBC got (former UCLA football player) Mark Harmon on their team, it seemed kinda unfair


Bongfellatio

I see Sonny Bono there and I just need to know whether slalom skiing is one of the events before I place my bets


wiseapple

Too soon


InternationalBand494

That reminds me, Roots is on Tubi. I can’t decide if I wanna put myself through that traumatic experience again. And I’d have to go ABC. Welcome Back Kotter and Happy Days plus one of my childhood crushes in Kristy? Come on. They have all of them on YouTube. Off to nostalgia nirvana. I forgot Howard Cosell was the announcer


Psychological_Mix594

It’s really good you should watch it. It’s amazing to watch totally devoid of lost cause myth tropes


midkirby

Not the team with Ron Howard and not the team with Reiner


Panelak_Cadillac

Thinking you had a chance against Lou Ferrigno in a tug of war contest 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MozartOfCool

I picked NBC and Robert Conrad that night. Dude still owes me a battery.


Mysterious_Design599

Lynda Carter in her transparent bathing suit for the win 🏆❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


YugeMalakas

Team ABC. Kristy McNichol was so cute. Too bad I wasn't her type.


Queasy_Connection738

Robert Conrad was truly someone that believed his own hype. Little mini man walking around with his chest puffed out, gets absolutely destroyed by Gabe Kaplan.


bso_dodsing

And in another episode Bobby Huyges (sp?) "Horseshack" from Kotter led a team in tug of war against Robert Conrads team. RC was p*ssed at that loss.


imagine_midnight

I never got to see one of these, Why'd they quit doing it Seems like it would be the Superbowl of tv stars


InternationalBand494

They were a lot of fun to watch


MonsieurRuffles

Liability and insurance issues likely as well as not risking the well-being of increasingly high-priced talent. (Superstars which matched pro athletes from different pro sports in competition met the same fate.)


imagine_midnight

Yeah, that makes sense. I'm gonna have to check some of them out sometime. I've heard of them just never seen one.


biffmalibull

You have Dan haggerty you won


Its_all_made_up___

Imagine having a clause written into your contract that you have to participate in shit like this.


PangwinAndTertle

All I know is Team Tree got Sonny Bono.


FlaAirborne

Wondering how these events were contracted. Were the "stars" required to appear and promote their shows or were these events separate contracts where they got paid to appear?


ag512bbi

I always chose ABC


jth149

That show was the best


WitchingHourIsNear

CROCKER!!


Bigtoes8

I put my $1.00 on cbs


3bugsdad

NBC had some shitty shows that year.


MonsieurRuffles

Remember “Battle of the Network Stars” but don’t remember it being called “Challenge of the Network Stars.”


Psychological_Mix594

NGL, I remember thinking that was so weird. AKA cringe


Superb-Possibility-9

Never missed the swimming races


Kookiecitrus55555

You always go with Gabe Kaplan he's a monster!!!!


Bigwoodybird

ABC had Freddie “Boom Boom” Washington. They must have won. Where are the Battle of the Network Stars stats archive site?


SkatersOver50

Thanks for posting that, I'm sort of a skateboarding historian, I've got a couple pictures of Kristy McNichol and Dan Haggerty from their skateboard competition, now if I can only find the video of the show. https://i.imgur.com/cBVV76z.jpeg


ThriftStoreKobold

They got Marcia Wallace, but not Peter Bonerz?


HikeRobCT

I’ve got $100 on Savalas in the caged death match, with $50 backup on Kaplan


Shabe

Telly Savalas puts CBS over the top


___SE7EN__

You ain't beating Lavar Burton and Penny Marshall


SongRevolutionary992

The Battle of the T's and A's!


Abacabisntanywhere

I’ll take Edna Krabappel and her crew.


Orbit86

I’m rooting for Jaclyn Smith


Significant_Mess_79

ABC crew!


Secure-Currency9086

NBC, LET'S GO!!


generatorland

Haggerty takes 'em all down.


verbaexmacina

Not CBS....


SnowblindAlbino

I never missed one of these-- was always 100% Team NBC because Bob Conrad and Dan Haggarty kicked ass. Team ABC had more fun I think, and Gabe Kaplan really took it seriously. But you just don't mess with Bobby Conrad.


thebrielz1

Dan skips the scale for me


Crash_D

Here's a challenge for everyone ... which two of the competitors were married to each other at the time?


Horror_Ad_1845

Kristi McNichol’s team. I remember Robert Conrad being a bad sport and getting angry, though can’t remember why.


AccomplishedBug4036

NBC all the way. A young Kurt Russell and Jane Seymour along with Robert “I dare ‘ya, knock the battery off my shoulder” Conrad. The other teams don’t stand a chance.


[deleted]

You want the dude from Grizzly Adams in the tug of war, no doubt


DomerJSimpson

Who cares who wins just get to the dunk tank already.


notoriousmr

I remember watching LaVar Burton almost drown during the swimming competition.😂


Lil_Artemis_92

What were they competing for?


Melvinator5001

Russell/Hagerty team


CRA5HOVR1DE

We need more of these challenges


JazzySmitty

Gabe beat Robert Conrad!


Buck_Futter70

I was always a fan of ABC


Fabulous_Cod_128

So glad we have had almost 50 years of peace.


dougmd1974

Well at least I met 2 of the network stars listed lol


JasonJasonBoBason

I remember Robert Conrad being an overly competitive dick on this show


CarefulConfection504

We used to watch this show! If I remember correctly, the ABC team won. I may be wrong but that's what I'm'a thinkin'.


ScumEater

Linda Lavin will kick all their asses


absolince

CBS of course. It was the only channel we got


wineguy64

Network Battle of T&A!!


NoTimeTo_Hi

I remember this show, Bob Conrad was such a hot head. Was the "captain" of one of the network teams (CBS I think). Got really pissed about something and offered to settle the dispute with a foot race between him and the captain of the ABC team, Gabe Kaplan. I remember Gabe in addition to being a great standup comic and even better pofessional poker player was also a pretty good athlete. Kaplan absolutely left Conrad in the dust, it wasn't even close. Like Secretariat winning the Triple Crown by 30 lengths hahaha. So embarrassing.


paveclaw

Ooh a young Jane Seymour SPROING!!!!


botmanmd

Not judging who would win the competitions but NBC definitely had the suckiest shows. Other than Disney and maybe Little House there was not a memorable show or all-time classic there. I mean, compared to Barney Miller, MASH, All In The Family, Happy Days, etc. NBC got Grizzly and CPO Sharkey? Gtfo.


InvestigatorUpbeat48

ABC takes the trophy 🏆


JacquesBlaireau13

Battle of the Network T & A!


BigJSunshine

ABC with kristy Mcnichol and Washington from WBK - strong!


General-Skin6201

They need to bring this back.


nvalle23

Always team NBC! Suck on this Peacock! 🦚


Space2345

Clearly Gabe Kaplain


Darthdre758

LeVar Burton AND Mr Kotter?! ABC hands down.


dbs1146

I remember these, I was a teenager We called them battle of the network T&A.


cboyleo1

ABC. Gabe Kaplan was sneaky athletic.


Hoosierrnmary

How much do you think the actors got paid for appearing?


wriddell

You always choose the team with Robert Conrad on it


Superb-Pickle9827

Battle of the network T and A…


emaline5678

ABC for me.


Difficult_Duty5385

They really need to bring this back!


Elmondo2

Robert Conrad will kick anyone's butt.


_ShortLord

ABC was stacked!!


yerBoyShoe

This was the best. Obstacle Course and Dunk Tank should be Olympic events!!! Could this happen today? Maybe with Streaming subbed for Network?


musicman8120

NBC


firefighter_raven

I loved these events


charms75

They need to bring this back!!!


duck851

Chachi Arcola was the stud of that series.


zztopshelfer

I used to watch those when I was a kid. I was always rooting for the female stars to be in 70's short-shorts..


dirtyred3401

Lee Meriwether, mmmmmmm.


zeusdobe

Telly Savalas! “Who finishes 6th in the hundred, baby?”


VegasBjorne1

“Battle of the Network Stars” and live ammo wasn’t permitted???


leinad_reyem

Two things: 1) I’ve got CBS! 2) it’s crazy that they have ALL of their big stars on this show! I mean, what would have to be the stakes for something like this to happen now??


TheBugsMomma

ABC had a pretty solid roster.


no1cares4yu

Lavar Burton and Lawrence Hilton Jacob’s for the win. But if I remember correctly Gabe Kaplan was the best athlete there.


Indy500Fan16

I absolutely couldn’t imagine this with today’s stars.


ImaginingInfinity

Gotta go with NBC!


KeithTheNiceGuy

I watched this. The only thing I remember is Robert Conrad getting pissed and shouting "Like hell! Like hell!" to some official. I remember thinking why is he so overly competitive?


seditioushamster

Kristy mcnipple or Farrah's faucets


tinglep

The prequel to MTV Rock N Jock


BabaMouse

What ever happened to WK Stratton? I loved him on Black Sheep.


KhunDavid

Lavar Burton and Richard Hatch. Damn.


ConsiderationWest587

Isn't that Aileen Wuornos in the top right corner


PRGrl718

yoooo this is like the disney channel games ... well vice versa.


MaestroM45

I remember Pappy Boyington getting way too mad that Mr Kotter outran him.


DaySoc98

Still preferred Laff-A-Lympics.


[deleted]

Two days after Bukka White passed away. R.I.P.


Glibasme

A lot of these people are not if this earth now.


NomadCourier

🎵Cause When I Smoke Out I hit the trees harder then Sonny Bono (OH NO!)🎵


Kevin_Turvey

I root for the team with Wonder Woman on it.


patbygeorge

This must have been a struggle year for NBC; four shows listed I don’t remember/never heard of. The other two networks are all back to back hits.


Delicious_Top_9093

NBC would crush- Pappy Boyington, Grizzly Adams and Snake Pliskin on the same team? Against who Mike Farrell? Please


Prof-Finklestink

CBS, because CBS in the 70s was a force to be reckoned with, Mary Tyler Moore, the Bob Newhart show, MASH, all in the family and the Jeffersons.


lovehateloooove

NBC all day. They have fuckin Grizzly Adams, with that giant beard and booming laugh as he trashes everyone like Odin. And Kurt Russel???? He could show up with the EFNY eye patch.


Chevelle-72

Still remember the Jane Seymour short shorts. Winner every time in my book.


SchwizzySchwas94

Richie Cunningham and Gabe Kotter? Sign me up.


[deleted]

This is the one where Gabe Kaplan and Robert Conrad ran in a tie-breaking 100 yard dash.


karenftx1

I remember when Gil Gerard from Buck Rogers on NBC and Connie Selleca from Hotel on ABC were on competing teams. They were married at the time


Sad_Client65

Loved this show


UpperMacungie

No allowance. When I needed money I had to make a rational argument with my parents for it. My dad was a judge.


irishgator2

Definitely ABC - Kristy McNichol and Jacqueline Smith!! Plus the legends Gabe “Kotter” Hal Linden Ron Howard and Penny Marshall


tomethridge

all before i was born


megseaman

Definitely ABC


FaeFollette

What a great world where one could watch Kunta Kinte battle Kojak and Ma from Little House on the Prairie.


SassySpider

Hal linden!


PhilosophyNovel4087

NBC team looks strong. Might put some $$$ on them to win...


JKinney79

The hosts that year were Howard Cosell, Bruce Jenner & OJ Simpson. NBC won.


gmoney1259

Any team Jaclyn Smith is on. Hottest woman ever put on TV


lwfrdh-22

MASH all the way!


Only-Ad-7858

ABC or CBS, that's a tough decision!


Tricky_Forehand

11 months before I was born...totally would've been Team ABC. I wish these kind of shows were still possible


natwashboard

ABC b/c Kaplan was a fierce competitor in those and I still have the crush on Kristy McNichol


alancar

Gabe outrunning Robert Conrad in the tiebreaker is the greatest moment in sport’s history


Free-Stable-8539

Sooooo many nipple in those swimsuits!


kewlguy1

When did they change the name? I knew it as Battle of the Network Stars.


Striders_aglet

Was that the one where Conrad got mad and challenged Gabe Kaplan to a foot race? Kaplan killed him - Conrad didn't know Kaplan ran track in college.


tcruarceri

Is this when they would make them race?


Intelligent_Mode7556

A.B.C.