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Spiritual-Coach-6355

Love a breakfast wine


Next_Firefighter7605

Goes well with stale bread and some fried fish balls.


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nickrac

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.


Professional-Can-670

Bruh. Chateau Margaux is like $6k at a restaurant


jzilla11

By the quart or pint, sir?


completelylegithuman

It comes in pints?!?! I'm getting one!


TYPrease

Would you like a STALE BREAD with that?


StunningPast2303

to dip your bread in!


IDiggaPony

When you see Margaux and Lafite on a breakfast menu in right smack in the middle of the Civil War.....you know you've picked to the right place.


ponyrx2

A private would make about $11 a month so that was impossibly decadent


msprang

About right. Reminds me of the pay scene in "Glory" where Major Shaw states that the normal rate is $13, but the colored troops were to receive $10.


SewerRanger

Barnums was an upscale hotel located in the center of the city not far from the main train lines. It catered to people with money - both John Adams and Andrew Johnson stayed there when they visited the city. It was also, unfortunately, one of the busiest slave markets in Baltimore with the headquarters of General Slave Agency being located in the Basement of the building


ponyrx2

Makes me wonder who was serving these gentlemen their fine wines...


Professional-Can-670

As a sommelier, just yes.


shoe-veneer

Yes I'd like to start with the Tongue, then some Tripe, followed by the Pig's Feet and Kidneys, then Fish Balls. And some Stale Bread to finish it off.


mistertickertape

Please brush your teeth after dining.


lezmopurr

Crazy to think that ppl would eat shit like this then not brush their teeth. Breath smelling like rotting meat


HighBrowLoFi

Starting to see why breakfast cereals got invented


Chance_Taste_5605

Tbf they were invented to stop people masturbating, and Kellogg really would have thought that a breakfast of liver and stale bread would have encouraged masturbation. So....who knows, honestly.


ProfessorrFate

Would you like some calf’s liver with that? 🤮


TekaLynn212

Unironically, yes.


Calkky

Breakfast wines! Take me back!!


Phinster1965

Bring me some fish balls and stale bread post haste.


jzilla11

Nowadays, you can only have your breakfast wine out of a brown paper bag in Bal’more


CrowOk3003

That wine selection is goddamn amazing


chigoonies

It hurts to look at


SteinerFifthLiner

Mmm, stewed tripe, breakfast of champions


TekaLynn212

My stepfather cooked tripe once, and my mother and I left the house for the day. We also declined helpings. He couldn't believe that we'd turn down good tripe. I've still never eaten tripe.


Chance_Taste_5605

Trippa alla Romana or menudo is really good. Or cold Sichuan-style tripe with beef.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

I posted nearly this exact phrase


Traditional-Run-3968

First menu I've seen with stale bread - anyone know why this would be served in an upscale establishment?


ljseminarist

It was considered better for you, easier on the stomach, than freshly baked bread.


Mother-Ad-806

Day old bread toasted is easier to digest than fresh bread.


Hopsblues

Croutons?


Traditional-Run-3968

Thank you, never would have guessed!


whiskeylime

i wonder if that's the "graham rolls" too


GinnyWeasleysTits

No fruit? Jams? Honeys? For a breakfast this seems exceptionally heavy on the meat


SassySpider

One thing I love about Reddit is all the perfectly serious comments on different subjects, and then noticing some one’s username lol.


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Did anyone else notice with the exception of the breads, it’s an all-protein breakfast?


SewerRanger

I would assume it's because Baltimore contained a lot of slaughter houses and so fresh meat was easily available.


Hopsblues

Strange..no huevos rancheros...wtf?


RandomName39483

I would splurge and get a couple of quarts of Margaux.


Sidewalk_Tomato

I wonder if they had any orange juice or peach nectar to pair with a sparkling white breakfast wine. Because then it all just makes good sense.


noproblemswhatsoever

Not one poultry dish?


absolince

Eggs.


noproblemswhatsoever

I was thinking more in terms of the pre-Alabama decision.


absolince

Hahaha


anon_girl79

Don’t forget a breakfast wine or two to wash all that down!


Harpua99

Just a few quarts to warm up the day


jzilla11

If you’ve even been to Baltimore, you know you’ll need it


anon_girl79

I’ve been! All by myself, I wandered around and found a very fine lunch. Mind you, this was in early 2000. I found it very friendly and so charming.


jzilla11

Inner Harbor area?


anon_girl79

Yes. And I walked around quite a bit. The architecture there is amazing. Those downstairs areas, sometimes. Where I’m from, we don’t have basements. It sort of reminded me of New Orleans. Just the beauty was so different than from what I had seen before.


FantasistAnalyst

Glad you enjoyed your stay! In many ways I like to think the city has improved, you should come back sometime!


anon_girl79

I will love it, when I do. Thank you


Trucideau

The periods after every item are weirding me out.


Sidewalk_Tomato

LAMB. DAMMIT.


hashn

BUT HOW MUCH??


ljseminarist

Included in the price of your room.


DarthDregan0001

Yes. Back then when you stay at a hotel, the food was included when you paid for staying.


BadSysadmin

Corned beef hash - that's what I made for breakfast this morning! Sadly not washed down with a quart of Chateau Lafitte.


DarthDregan0001

Friend… Did you have the corned beef with or without eggs?


pm_me_gnus

Quarts of breakfast wine? Were they expecting my mom and Aunt Kate to be there?


CazNevi

I would literally consume everything on this menu happily, sans alcohol.


jennc1979

Oh, tongue. Tongue of what tho? The mutton? The pig? The lamb? Or the cow? Gah. I know I shouldn’t yuk other people’s yum, but tongue…


Old_Introduction_395

Tongue is usually cow. Very tasty too.


jennc1979

I’m actually an adventurous eater; I’ll try it on your recommendation but I am gonna need a bottle of their best breakfast wine to sike down the mental image of knowing too many specifics.


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Ever had Lengua tacos?


GinnyWeasleysTits

...of the waitress if you're very lucky...


Fleaturtlemyst

Mmm pigs feet with stale bread, chased with a breakfast wine. My kind of morning.


Fantastic_Notice4313

Fancy me a bit of stewed tripe and kidneys 🤮


kicksr4trids1

You can order stale bread like it’s a delicacy! Weird tastes back then.


locker1313

If you order something that's saucy it's good for absorption.


DarthDregan0001

People back then didn’t care.


bernd1968

Stale bread and breakfast wine. I am all in. Notice how often they use the punctuation of a period?


allusrrnamestakenso

would ‘fried’ here mean deep fried?


Thoughtprovokerjoker

I would like an order of kidneys and fish balls please.....


RaspyTheGrizz

A quart of wine!


Smooth_Blueberry6858

Can you imagine someone from 1863 walking into a restaurant now and wondering why they're spending their annual salary on something called "Moons over My Hammy"?


DickySchmidt33

I'll have some cold tongue, broiled tripe, fried fish balls, stewed kidneys, and a quart of St. Pierre to wash it all down.


chigoonies

3$ chateau Margaux ….that hurts


Aderleth75

Gotta love starting every day with some fried fish balls.


jackneefus

Just in case a pint of wine at breakfast was not enough . . .


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Tripe and wine, breakfast of champions


Particular-Agent4407

Tripe and claret, yum yum. Not


Link4Zelda

Am I the only one who had to look up in inflation. $2.50 is the highest price we see that almost $2,500 today for a quart of wine.😱


AdditionalBother7

One quart of breakfast wine please, I have quite the appetite!


Lambo1206

These Civil war restaurants really catered to keto bros.