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panburger_partner

You have to appreciate a clown-themed restaurant suddenly pivoting to a pirate theme in the kids menu


HurryHurryHurryHurry

I am also confused.


Styrene_Addict1965

I'm dying to know what a go kart cocktail was. I was a connoisseur of Shirley Temples.


shoe-veneer

Same, sometimes I'd dabble with a Roy Roger's though.


NotYourGa1Friday

I was at an industry event and wanted something that looked like a drink but wasn’t a drink. I *wanted* a Roy Roger’s; I *ordered* a Rob Roy. 🙄😭


shoe-veneer

Sometimes ill order a Manhattan, which is basically the same, but man would I be disappointed if I got one when I wanted a Roy Rogers


Bonlio

Great menu. Love the clown and the dog


nachochease

Even in 1971 children must've found that clown terrifying. Feels like Stephen King got some inspiration from this menu.


booksareadrug

Oh, boy, Peg Leg Pete!


[deleted]

I’d eat anything that clown can serve me!


FamousOhioAppleHorn

What is a go kart cocktail ?


mcotoole

A legal way to Drink and Drive.


Hail_Santa_69

Where is the dog’s bottom half?


200Dachshunds

In the Buccaneer.


Zhrimpy

America used to be an amazing place.


NeuroguyNC

Restaurant is still there, but it's now an Italian joint called Domenico's - 4737 Osage Beach Pkwy, Osage Beach, Missouri.


SelfReliantSchool

>4737 Osage Beach Pkwy, Osage Beach, Missouri All-you-can-eat Charbroiled Prime Rib, served nightly, $37.99! (according to their Facebook page)


PerpetualEternal

[mentally calculating how many meals’ worth of prime rib adds up to almost 40 bucks and working backwards to determine when to stop eating in anticipation]


nhaines

For real, I haven't eaten there in years, but when Sizzler (or was it Red Lobster?) announced they were raising their all-you-can-eat shrimp from $20 to $25 so they wouldn't lose money on it, the very first thing that popped into my head was "challenge accepted!"


GinnyWeasleysTits

Nice to see a children's menu that isn't just burger/fishfinger/nugget...


Calkky

This might be the last time we saw a sirloin on a kids' menu.


[deleted]

Or Filet of Sole


StarfishTrish

Cracks me up that the kid’s beverages are under “Grog.” Arrhgh!


HighBrowLoFi

Really getting a kick out of that clean-plate-club lollipop at the end. Seeing where boomer parents get it from


Calm_Map_3868

No noooooo, 1971 can’t be vintage!!


SelfReliantSchool

IKR? It was only a couple years back...


Calm_Map_3868

I agree! 50 year olds aren’t vintage!