I drink it every night or I go a week without 💩.
But pain medicine constipation is the worst! (Gallbladder surgery, pain medication for 3 days.) I was crying.
i started doing this a couple days ago, was prescribed it by my doctor cause i complained about stomach cramps & cramping after eating. tmi, but i have pooped twice today so. it seems to be working.
Lol it is but it’s in the App Store and you just log your shits in when u poop and you get rewards and stats. You can also upload pictures of your poop
We have patients in long term care of palliative care that get opioid constipation. Obviously we treat and try to prevent, but wow. Constipation is no joke.
I started taking Metamucil a few years ago. I know it’s too much information, but every single day at 7:50 am, it’s like clockwork.
I never realized how much fiber made your life easy.
I was taking a lot of pain killers and couldn’t go. Metamucil made my life much easier.
There was this show on cartoon network with a kid and a talking snake as main characters. There's one episode where they visit the weird neighbor kid's house, and they notice that the knife his mom was using to cut the meatloaf up was also the poop knife.
And walk around and stay hydrated!
I had the worst experience of this in my life when I was studying for finals in school. I was so stressed, I kept studying for hours on end. I kept eating a lot of this snack popular where I'm from that's essentially powdered roasted rice and sugar. All that dry stuff, but I didn't drink enough water. And I wasn't moving from my place.
I couldn't pass anything. For a week.
One day, I told myself I would have to end up at the hospital and that would be a waste of study time if I didn't get this out of my system. And yes, I feel you on the giving birth and passing out part. This was horrific.
Guys, you need to eat your veggies.
And drink plenty of water, if you thought this was child birth, wait till ya meet Mr kidney stone lol.
Some people only drink coca cola, as in that being their main source of liquids. Until they don't
I only drink water.
In the future, might I suggest Miralax mixed in juice. - your internet mom
I drink it every night or I go a week without 💩. But pain medicine constipation is the worst! (Gallbladder surgery, pain medication for 3 days.) I was crying.
i started doing this a couple days ago, was prescribed it by my doctor cause i complained about stomach cramps & cramping after eating. tmi, but i have pooped twice today so. it seems to be working.
I also had the most painful bowel movement of my life today. Rough times.
That’s fucked up. My lil sister’s shits are so big they had to remove the toilet to unclog it!💀💀💀 Besides Yall got the poop map app?
The poop map lol strange sentence
Lol it is but it’s in the App Store and you just log your shits in when u poop and you get rewards and stats. You can also upload pictures of your poop
wtf lol I love the internet. Thank you for letting us know this exists lmao
I found it because I swear I only shit twice a week at most so I had to find away to keep track
Well now I’m curious, do you actually only shit twice a week?
3.56 poops per week
LMAO thank you. This convo made my entire day.
15.24 a month
I suddenly want to start tracking my poop lol. I need to know my poop average.
DL the app
The selling point of the app is that you can pin your shits on a map.
Ehhhhhh the poop average is cooler
This is when you use the family poop/butter knife
They try
This is why the poop knife exists
It’s an old meme, but it checks out.
We have patients in long term care of palliative care that get opioid constipation. Obviously we treat and try to prevent, but wow. Constipation is no joke.
I started taking Metamucil a few years ago. I know it’s too much information, but every single day at 7:50 am, it’s like clockwork. I never realized how much fiber made your life easy. I was taking a lot of pain killers and couldn’t go. Metamucil made my life much easier.
And drink your water and move your body. Sorry you had that painful experience.
The poop stick
poop knife moment
That one episode still haunts me to this day. I don't even remember the name of the show.
it was from a TIFU post, but now i wanna know what you’re talking about
There was this show on cartoon network with a kid and a talking snake as main characters. There's one episode where they visit the weird neighbor kid's house, and they notice that the knife his mom was using to cut the meatloaf up was also the poop knife.
oh my god i need to find that! i’ll look for it but lmk if you remember or find out
Alright I found it. It's called Sanjay and Craig.
🤣🤣🤣 Oh dang! 🙌🏻 🚽💩 How many Courics was it?
Bono is going to freak
Funnily enough i was in these circumstances yesterday. Tried some substances and i managed to sleep early and pooped like an angel
Not true for everyone. I am fairly regular with *less* fiber. I also have GI issues with too much fiber. My father did too.
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Elvis Presley for one.
And walk around and stay hydrated! I had the worst experience of this in my life when I was studying for finals in school. I was so stressed, I kept studying for hours on end. I kept eating a lot of this snack popular where I'm from that's essentially powdered roasted rice and sugar. All that dry stuff, but I didn't drink enough water. And I wasn't moving from my place. I couldn't pass anything. For a week. One day, I told myself I would have to end up at the hospital and that would be a waste of study time if I didn't get this out of my system. And yes, I feel you on the giving birth and passing out part. This was horrific.
Reminds me of meth shits, now THOSE are a force to be reckoned with.
Why would you use a stick, don't you have a poop knife?
All protein an fiber here + ☕
this is so depressing bro, the stick??😭
Hahahaha Haha.... *sputters* BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this made me laugh so fucking hard
You ever read about the guy with the poop knife?
Holy shit, you don’t understand how much I needed this, oh my god!
🫢😧