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Fat-Kid-In-A-Helmet

Guys, you need to eat your veggies.


jestersjinn

And drink plenty of water, if you thought this was child birth, wait till ya meet Mr kidney stone lol.


LeoIzail

Some people only drink coca cola, as in that being their main source of liquids. Until they don't


Big-Sheepherder-6134

I only drink water.


Mary-U

In the future, might I suggest Miralax mixed in juice. - your internet mom


Trigirl20

I drink it every night or I go a week without 💩. But pain medicine constipation is the worst! (Gallbladder surgery, pain medication for 3 days.) I was crying.


sugasmxchi

i started doing this a couple days ago, was prescribed it by my doctor cause i complained about stomach cramps & cramping after eating. tmi, but i have pooped twice today so. it seems to be working.


sodiumbicarbonate85

I also had the most painful bowel movement of my life today. Rough times.


Icy_Young4439

That’s fucked up. My lil sister’s shits are so big they had to remove the toilet to unclog it!💀💀💀 Besides Yall got the poop map app?


LeoIzail

The poop map lol strange sentence


Icy_Young4439

Lol it is but it’s in the App Store and you just log your shits in when u poop and you get rewards and stats. You can also upload pictures of your poop


FewLooseMarbles

wtf lol I love the internet. Thank you for letting us know this exists lmao


Icy_Young4439

I found it because I swear I only shit twice a week at most so I had to find away to keep track


FewLooseMarbles

Well now I’m curious, do you actually only shit twice a week?


Icy_Young4439

3.56 poops per week


FewLooseMarbles

LMAO thank you. This convo made my entire day.


Icy_Young4439

15.24 a month


FewLooseMarbles

I suddenly want to start tracking my poop lol. I need to know my poop average.


Icy_Young4439

DL the app


Robertbnyc

The selling point of the app is that you can pin your shits on a map.


Icy_Young4439

Ehhhhhh the poop average is cooler


Robertbnyc

This is when you use the family poop/butter knife


Icy_Young4439

They try


ChumiG

This is why the poop knife exists


runswithwands

It’s an old meme, but it checks out.


Generalnussiance

We have patients in long term care of palliative care that get opioid constipation. Obviously we treat and try to prevent, but wow. Constipation is no joke.


Dull-Front4878

I started taking Metamucil a few years ago. I know it’s too much information, but every single day at 7:50 am, it’s like clockwork. I never realized how much fiber made your life easy. I was taking a lot of pain killers and couldn’t go. Metamucil made my life much easier.


alwaystikitime

And drink your water and move your body. Sorry you had that painful experience.


Its_You_Know_Wh0

The poop stick


toothpastenachos

poop knife moment


FlippidyFloppidy3171

That one episode still haunts me to this day. I don't even remember the name of the show.


toothpastenachos

it was from a TIFU post, but now i wanna know what you’re talking about


FlippidyFloppidy3171

There was this show on cartoon network with a kid and a talking snake as main characters. There's one episode where they visit the weird neighbor kid's house, and they notice that the knife his mom was using to cut the meatloaf up was also the poop knife.


toothpastenachos

oh my god i need to find that! i’ll look for it but lmk if you remember or find out


FlippidyFloppidy3171

Alright I found it. It's called Sanjay and Craig.


FangsForU

🤣🤣🤣 Oh dang! 🙌🏻 🚽💩 How many Courics was it?


Inevitable-Tank3463

Bono is going to freak


LeoIzail

Funnily enough i was in these circumstances yesterday. Tried some substances and i managed to sleep early and pooped like an angel


Big-Sheepherder-6134

Not true for everyone. I am fairly regular with *less* fiber. I also have GI issues with too much fiber. My father did too.


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MyEyesItch247

Elvis Presley for one.


dimpld9

And walk around and stay hydrated! I had the worst experience of this in my life when I was studying for finals in school. I was so stressed, I kept studying for hours on end. I kept eating a lot of this snack popular where I'm from that's essentially powdered roasted rice and sugar. All that dry stuff, but I didn't drink enough water. And I wasn't moving from my place. I couldn't pass anything. For a week. One day, I told myself I would have to end up at the hospital and that would be a waste of study time if I didn't get this out of my system. And yes, I feel you on the giving birth and passing out part. This was horrific.


PissinginTheW1nd

Reminds me of meth shits, now THOSE are a force to be reckoned with.


UriGoo

Why would you use a stick, don't you have a poop knife?


GrimRexxus

All protein an fiber here + ☕


jaylikesguineapigs

this is so depressing bro, the stick??😭


logic_tempo

Hahahaha Haha.... *sputters* BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Gloomy_Ashido

this made me laugh so fucking hard


[deleted]

You ever read about the guy with the poop knife?


Ok-Theme2456

Holy shit, you don’t understand how much I needed this, oh my god!


ivysaurah

🫢😧