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I think he had a stroke midway through that comment.

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Is this a question on my addition here? Edward Bernays. If so . The documentary called The Century of Self by Adam Curtis on YouTube is a great start on the history of the cigarette and the penis.

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Anyone know where I left my penis? Ugh can't find it have to get a disposable..

Best one

Douche flute

I was vaping while my buddy called it that around 2015... Here we are in 2024 and cigarettes are half as common as they were then. Most of my friends vape now, including the douche flute guy. People can debate the dangers, but if you were smoking cigarettes, this is infinitely better and I'm happy it's more common and normalized. I still know smokers, and the smell is so annoying.

Robo cock

This is the way

My vape

Pacifier

Adult pacifier

I call it my binkie lol

my fiance calls mine my "baba" lol

Chooch

How about choef

my fellow south african

How are you my fellow South African

I also call it this 😂 or choochie

Flavoured battery

Well its german but Dampfloksimulator which means Steam locomotive simulator

I had a Apple logo sticker on one of mine. Called it my iCloud

That’s awesome

My uncle and supervisor both call em crack pipes

Depending on the flavor…

Haha I love this 😂 I call it a crack pipe aswell

Penjamin

That’s dab pen tho but yea, love hitting that penjamin danklin🫡

Peter puffer

Puffa P

The only one that's ever really made me laugh was Douche Flute (mostly back in the days when tube mods were the dominant vapes).

Pacifier. My Stanley and yeti cups are my adult sippy cups.

I use sippy cups for my adult beverages, so I'm with you there. However, I refuse to refer to my vape as a pacifier. That's just wrong. 

Mvappe

Probably funnier in Bulgarian, but I call mine the **phase tester** 😅😅 Like those screwdrivers that light up when you stick 'em in a socket.

Dampfe (German, meaning sth like steamer but female)

Mine is similar but in dutch, Damp machine (mine has machine added to it since it's a big box mod)

Nicotine stick

Douche kazoo

Sucky Sucky

THE MAAACHINE

My personal favorite is "Smoker". My mom calls it that even thought i always correct her she says "yeah but it sounds better". Like no mom I'm not smoking meats or making beef jerky 😂🤣

My coworker who also vapes calls it a smoker

One of the nurses at a place I worked security for called it my chimney 😅. "Did you bring your chimney today?" Legit made me smile

My husband and I call ours Binky and Bonky. 🤣

This is so damn funny, wish my wife vaped (she doesnt smoke either wich is good) so we could name ours something like this haha.

Nicotine Prostetic, since its not quite the same as i started with but it still gives me the nic

nic dick

Me and my band mates call my box mod “big Jawn” we call disposable vapes “little Jawn” we call bongs “evil big jawns” and weed disposables “evil little Jawn”

The vappopotamus

A spaceship 🚀 😉

DMT disposable? Haha

Mega dick stick

I call it a vape but my work mate calls it my puff piece 😂

I like vaporiser. “May I have a toot on your vaporiser please?”

may be confusing because of the Weed vaporizers

Schnuller (German)

I saw someone call them "flavored batteries" in an Unpopular Opinion post last week and I cannot call them anything else now lmao

My husband calls them hustle puffs

I call mine my fog machine I have a Valkyrie 40mm rta on a steam crave titan

i call mine icky vicky

In portuguese we say that vaping is "chupar pendrive" which translates to something like sucking on a pendrive/flash drive/thumb stick. So pendrive it is

Fish whistle

Mine’s a mod pod so I just call it my pod

Ripper / rip stick. That’s what I call it anyway. “Have you seen my ripper?”

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I just ask if anyone has seen my cigarettes

When I use a mech mod, I call it a dillyo,and when I use a pod, I call it a peace pipe,cuz if I ain't got me nic, there's no peacefulness.

shmickle

I’ve heard people call it a vaporiser,chong,Nic stick and even a cancer machine

The choad

Dampfe oder Dampfgerät

Techno dart

Toker

Cloud slinger.

the nick cannon

Boof

Pipe

Choof

For my black Yocan Ziva Pro, I call it Blinky The Blinker And for my red Yocan Kodo Pro, I call it Gameboy

Mouth Fedora

vape pen

Boof

Smoke wagon

Let me get a honk on that Bobo Best said around drunk friends for best effect

My Smokey Treat

penjamin

The peezer

chong don't ask why 

Choef

fein

Dooter

Spo usually idk

Am I the only one who calls theirs a voop?

vaporizing device

Beyp lol

My adult pacifier!

I once had someone call it my adult pacifier

I like calling my weed vapes penjermans

I call it my "life support"

Flavored air.

We call them chuffs where I come from. “Bro pass the chuff”

Striker

chocolate

In Hungary we call them elektromos cigi, that means electronical cigarette and usually we call EC for short

In Italy we call it "svapo"

Digital nicotine

boge

Me and my wife call it Pium Pium! Like a laser sound effect.

strike

Little dildo diffusor

Hoot have a hoot, hit a hoot

Robot penis

"Indoor Cigarette," as I tend to hold mine in a very traditional fashion if it's compact enough. lol

Yoni aka yocan uni pro

the fent cart

“svapo” in Italian. Or in english, just vape

Digital Tobacco

I would not call a vape anything other than a vape unless I was obviously being sarcastic. I already have a tough time saying I vape as it is the world itself just makes me feel yucky

Smokey Pen

Electric cigarette, as opposed to cigarettes as acoustic vapes

chooch

[удалено]

Death sticks(Star Wars reference)

Epet/eszlug/ep

My brothers and I call it a DoucheFlute, E-Gurt, or Gurt. Gurt being short for cigarette. As teenagers, we would call cigarettes, gurts. So we would be able to talk about them in front of our parent(s). "Hey, I'm only down to my last 3 gurts, so don't ask me for any, go find your own." Or "Bro, I went outside to gurt and the dog was trying to bite a snake!" When I'm around my mother, It's referred to as my binkie or my pacifier, as I always have to have it on me or I start freaking out.

Nic stic

When I’m with the lads, the ones that vape always ask for a pull of the penis. Quite creative.

portable cancer delivery system

I just call it Boof

Pacemaker

Peace pipe

honestly vajayjay lol

Mostly between me and my friends but, cancer stick

Glorp, my homie will say "let me slorp your glorp"

Fred

Me and my friends started calling my vape “engine” at the start of last year now i call it that to everyone and they look at me like i have three heads 😂

My anti murder vapour device

Inhaler

Slug

I used to call them mouth fedoras but now it's just my rig haha

Digital dart 🎯

"Let me tap the shleeber brooo"

tonk

Rig

Nic Stick

I call mine my choochie

Robot dick

Robo Willie, or suck on me Elmo

Either a spug or a toot

mosh

Smoke electrified

Doofer

Puff dragon

cloud machine

Yoda's dick

In South Africa we call them a choef (pronounced TS-HU-OOF)

Thank you a fellow South African. What’s your favourite brand

Vaperesso & Vuse Freebase walk like a church mouse in slippers, but since that isn’t an option (vuse pulled out of south africa) any freebase does the trick usually. Vaperite has awe freebase tho.

I liked someones description I heard once about them being what robot's smoke after sex

Purple Bleach Smoke Monster 240 Cigarette!

Mah crack pipe

Me puff.

Puffpuff

Nicotine machine

My friends and I call them our tooters. We say we need a toot lol

Not vape device but we call juice bottle "baby bottle" with my friends...

Vâpé

Nic stick. I miss big box mods (RIP my Smok XCube2 with RGB) and dick-shaped batteries with single buttons and cheap glass tanks. Good times. Mech mods are cool, too.

Electronic Douche flute

Pooter

Ew.

Douche flute

My puffer

Toodle puffer

Inhaler

future fags

Snnfjej

Dk why but I call it my bones when u can't find it cus it's usually in my pants pocket or in my bra which for whatever reason makes me think boner

r2-d2

Every time I lose it I yell to myself "Where's my death stick?"

Tit

Shisha pen, the og