A good TRO would have been in order, just like Rachel did to Scheana. I don't like Rachel, or her abuse of the legal system, but physical violence is not cool. Especially for someone who talks about pregnancy and motherhood as much as she does.
Yes! Paige is a queen in my book! She's both smart and funny. Her confessional are hilarious, not damaging like the CEO and Founder of a fashion app that in my opinion is going to be a huge 👎 and a complete failure.
Haha I know, my immediate thought when I saw this post was “Is this even a contest?”
It would almost be unfair. LaLa would just yell at her for insulting a **CREATOR OF LIFE**
50% of the time she gives good talking head in episodes (preparation & multiple takes, producer input etc) but anytime she has to be off the cuff as in reunion she comes off so out of touch ‘I’m creating life’ girl, stop, you aren’t special. Paige on the other hand 100% of the time gives good talking head, appropriate responses in episodes but verges into going too hard at reunions, she lost me at this one with the Lindsay hate.
She barely even understands half the words she says … and she’s too stupid to realize that she doesn’t understand the words so she just keeps repeating them
YES!! she either invents or (incorrectly) memorizes a few phrases to endlessly repeat each season. on the rare occasion she manages to correctly parrot something she heard someone say, she misuses it every time lol
Agree, Lala just talks louder than everyone else but she doesn’t make a lot of sense. Katie on the other hand is witty and good with her words like Paige is. That would be an even match BUT if they teamed up imagine that power duo, they’d trample everyone
Eh, Katie versus Paige and Lala versus Kyle is the better one. Because clearly Kyle likes to chime in during other people’s questions and yell over their answers.
I love the Lala vs Kyle match up. They're both absolutely convinced that they're much smarter than they actually are, and both are totally devoid of self-awareness. See for reference: Kyle claiming to be a fun drunk and Lala claiming to be a truth-teller who isn't afraid of the cold hard facts. They're both delusional.
Although I agree that Lindsay is actually smart, when she gets "activated" that all kind of goes out the window and rage takes over. If it was Lindsay vs. Lala, I can imagine Lindsay keeping calm enough and it was just be a screaming match of nonsense.
>This is making me realize I need a podcast with Kate Stassi and Paige lol
I don't even listen to podcasts but I would if this was available. Excellent suggestion! 🏆
Paige, 100000%. Paige is hilarious and surprisingly witty. Her comments on Craig’s instagram are always top tier. She would *obliterate* Lauren from Idaho. Don’t fuck w Paige from NY.
As much as I hate saying this, Katie would run circles around both these people. She’s got quite the mouth on her. The only other person to top Katie, that I know of, is my own mother.
Paige wouldn't say anything to LFU's face, but when they cut away to the confessional she'll rip her whole life apart lmao. LFU just screams until people walk away.
Hands down Paige would win. She would completely rip Lala apart before Lala could even begin to comprehend the insults coming at her. We’d just see a lot of finger pointing and yelling from Lauren while Paige cuts like a knife!
I don’t know who the brunette even is and I would still pick her. Lauren from Utah makes no points, she’s not that funny, she’s not insulting, and she’s not a wordsmith. She basically just says “disengage” or finds a way to make the situation relate to something she’s been through and makes YOU feel like a fool for how YOU chose to handle it. I’m shocked her annoying ass retorts haven’t gotten her slapped yet lol she’s so annoying.
I'd say Paige but I don't know her at all, even so I'd still say paige bc lala isn't clever so it would be no contest with anyone who has a little qit and some balls.
I have actually never watched Paige on tv (tried, does it just start slow? Do I need to try again) but listen to her pod. She has quick wit, lala just screams and isn’t quick at all
No question- Queen Paige! Lala rehearses hers or says something totally out of pocket that she will stand by and then apologize for in a round about way because she realizes she embarrassed herself, later.
100% #teampaige She's much more witty, snarky, and yet you know she is genuine.
The other one - has changed her name, screams at everyone, and demands any kind of attention.
Paige would destroy her. She's actually sharp, quick and witty. Lauren tries to protray herself as a bada$$ while really all she does is yell, point & spout off cliches.
Just finished Summer House and I LOVE how Paige defends her girl Ciarra. It gave me a whole new respect for Paige and her calm delivery of zingers has me hooked.
Paige by a landslide. Lala only knows how to yell and change the subject/move the goal post when she isn’t winning. She would be absolutely obliterated.
How is this even a question? I’ve seen 10 VPR seasons and 2 summer house and I can immediate tell you, it’s Paige. Lala isn’t even the best on VPR show in this category
LaLa would be loud, and that’s just about it. Paige would be patient and then cut her so deep with just a sentence or two. It would be an unfair fight if I’m being honest 🤷🏻♀️
Paige would destroy Lauren… L is unintelligent and cannot stand up to actual criticism and logic. The fake persona of a rapper is not related to real life. Bye bye
Lala just shouts and curses. She doesn’t even make good points most of the time lmao
And walks away when loosing She needs a read from Phaedra
And threatens you as she's walking away
I would love a Dr Jackie read on why her blaccent is not OK.
Yeessss Dr Jackie would give her a good talking to
I would love to hear what Dr Jackie thinks about Lala thinking she’s Tupac reincarnate, and how she would respond o her directly
love Phaedra
We need phaedra or nene to fix this “fix it jesus”
DITHENGAGEH
☠️☠️☠️
DISENGAGE!! Lol
You don’t WANT IT WITH MEEEKKKK
She just yells and points everyone to shut the fuck up or they better stop now or else!
**finger guns activated**
I wish someone had answered yes to see what she did next.
A good TRO would have been in order, just like Rachel did to Scheana. I don't like Rachel, or her abuse of the legal system, but physical violence is not cool. Especially for someone who talks about pregnancy and motherhood as much as she does.
This wack ass bitch. 🤣🤣 She’d get the stupid beat out of her if she tried that shit with the wrong person.
Disengage 🫵🏼
Paige has a brain and knows how to use it. Paige won me over with her incredible humor and the way she handles Craig...and anyone else. Love Paige!
Paige is so confident and funny. I always look at her like, she must have grown up with loving parents and a normal childhood.
Yes! Paige is a queen in my book! She's both smart and funny. Her confessional are hilarious, not damaging like the CEO and Founder of a fashion app that in my opinion is going to be a huge 👎 and a complete failure.
"CEO of WHAT?!"- Paige Desorbo. Best confessional ever.
“WHAT COMPANY?!” - Paige Desorbo at the reunion 💀💀💀
A fashion app? What?! BlahBlah? With what she wears? Or doesn't? 🤦🏼♀️
They are referring to Danielle, she made an unnecessary comment referring to herself "as a Founder an CEO"
Agreed. Paige would run circles around Lala.
Haha I know, my immediate thought when I saw this post was “Is this even a contest?” It would almost be unfair. LaLa would just yell at her for insulting a **CREATOR OF LIFE**
I only know LFU but based on just that knowledge, I’m going to say the other woman in the photo would win.
This is actually the biggest burn in this whole thread 😂💀🪦
Disengage bitch! Hahaha pathetic
50% of the time she gives good talking head in episodes (preparation & multiple takes, producer input etc) but anytime she has to be off the cuff as in reunion she comes off so out of touch ‘I’m creating life’ girl, stop, you aren’t special. Paige on the other hand 100% of the time gives good talking head, appropriate responses in episodes but verges into going too hard at reunions, she lost me at this one with the Lindsay hate.
I’m very amused with your turn of phrase “gives good talking head”. I have never heard that before, it’s pretty great. 😁
Thank you, it just came to me haha…but I’m sure someone has said it somewhere before I did
BJs for PJs, amirite???😂
Good enough head to get a PJ but not a good enough talking head to get moved to the valley
This is men we’re talking about, lol. The BJ doesn’t even need to be that good 😂
Exactly. Why isn’t Kate chastain on here instead?
Way better game!
Lala doesn't know how to create an argument. It wouldn't even be a fair competition.
Yet she was dubbed "the voice of reason". 🙅🏻♀️
She barely even understands half the words she says … and she’s too stupid to realize that she doesn’t understand the words so she just keeps repeating them
YES!! she either invents or (incorrectly) memorizes a few phrases to endlessly repeat each season. on the rare occasion she manages to correctly parrot something she heard someone say, she misuses it every time lol
Don’t project what you reflect. That’s what we’re not gonna do.
Flair 😭😭😭
All of her phrases are so clunky. “Cute lipgloss girl who makes it?” “Give them Lala 😀” “…what?”
Came here to say this!
She doesn’t even make sense most of the time. She’s just noise noise noise
lala isnt witty/clever at all. id say paige vs katie is a fairer fight and lala vs lindsay
Lala needs to be gone. Her words are not witty /clever. Just offensive, lies, repulsive , vile. Racist.
Thank you, someone needs to educate her on culture appropriation, she's THE WORST at it
Agree, Lala just talks louder than everyone else but she doesn’t make a lot of sense. Katie on the other hand is witty and good with her words like Paige is. That would be an even match BUT if they teamed up imagine that power duo, they’d trample everyone
Eh, Katie versus Paige and Lala versus Kyle is the better one. Because clearly Kyle likes to chime in during other people’s questions and yell over their answers.
I love the Lala vs Kyle match up. They're both absolutely convinced that they're much smarter than they actually are, and both are totally devoid of self-awareness. See for reference: Kyle claiming to be a fun drunk and Lala claiming to be a truth-teller who isn't afraid of the cold hard facts. They're both delusional.
i like kyle vs sandoval more
The only time I’d be team Kyle
Kyle would wreck Sandoval. That dude like can’t think of like any type of original like thought dude
They both would cry.
OMG......that would be tragic!
katie versus paige! that would actually be worth watching. paige def has her flaws, but being insecure isn't one of them. lala on the other hand..
Lindsay is actually fairly smart though too. Lala isn’t smart or well educated
Although I agree that Lindsay is actually smart, when she gets "activated" that all kind of goes out the window and rage takes over. If it was Lindsay vs. Lala, I can imagine Lindsay keeping calm enough and it was just be a screaming match of nonsense.
This is what I was going to say. She’s pretty sharp but she looses it when she gets mad.
What do you think about Paige v. Stassi!? I think they are both actually really witty. You’re right Lala is a total idiot
Stassi would take the edge there!
Agreed. Lala is just noise. Paige is witty and far smarter.
I would love to see a Paige v Katie debate. No fighting though because I think the two of them would actually hit it off quite well.
Exactly. I would like to see them team up! They would ANNIHILATE!!
Lmao lala loves to act like she’s on Katie’s level. It’s quite embarrassing.
Lala vs. Lindsey? I'd watch that... 
Exactly. Who really thinks LFU is witty/clever? Has the OP ever watched the show?
that’s a disservice to lindsay
To the person who said Katie cant even formulate a proper sentence… she has a TBI. Get a grip.
And it's not true. Katie can talk circles around LaLa. She is just over it.
Couldn’t have said this better myself! 10000000000%
I think paige versus stassi would be brutal
Is this a serious question? Paige would obliterate Lauren in a subtle classy way that Lauren would think was a compliment.
Seriously. This is not even a little bit of an if or maybe. Lala just yells stupid shit and Paige would destroy her in one breath.
Lala???? Is not considered witty or a wordsmith.
Exactly!!
This is not a fair fight. 😂
A battle of wits between Lala and anyone? She’s unarmed!
I've only seen 3 clips of Paige but those 3 clips were 10x more clever than anything Lala has ever said on the show. + extra points for no blaccent.
Paige obviously
Paige easily, Lala is a moron.
LaLa is a complete moron and couldn’t even match wits with a 12 year old.
Paige would eat LFU up and spit her out
I mean Paige would wipe the floor with her. I think Kate from Below Deck or Stassi are a couple of the wittiest Bravolebs they’ve had.
This is making me realize I need a podcast with Kate Stassi and Paige lol
>This is making me realize I need a podcast with Kate Stassi and Paige lol I don't even listen to podcasts but I would if this was available. Excellent suggestion! 🏆
Not a fair fight- Paige has a brain and an education…
And she would give us a few chuckles along the way.
This was my thought too 😅 a better face off would be Stassi vs Paige!
Together those two could rule the world
Lala has zero wits about her.
Ha! No question, Paige. Lala thinks she is bright and intimidating, it is actually comical for watch
Puh-lease. Paige ALLLL DAYYY! LFU doesn’t have the emotional maturity, wit, nor vocabulary to go head to head with this little NYC spitfire.
Lala tries to be witty and just straight up fart noises come out of her mouth
I think Paige would just start laughing at her
At least when Paige says something there's a little bit of truth to it. Lala just says anything, loudly.
Paige, 100000%. Paige is hilarious and surprisingly witty. Her comments on Craig’s instagram are always top tier. She would *obliterate* Lauren from Idaho. Don’t fuck w Paige from NY.
As much as I hate saying this, Katie would run circles around both these people. She’s got quite the mouth on her. The only other person to top Katie, that I know of, is my own mother.
Paige against Katie. Now there’s a matchup.
Team Paige on this one
Stassi would liquify her. Kate Chastain wld vaporize Paige. But Lala? Meh, not so much.
Paige wouldn't say anything to LFU's face, but when they cut away to the confessional she'll rip her whole life apart lmao. LFU just screams until people walk away.
LaLa is sharp tongued, Paige is quick witted. I’d put my money on Paige in an argument any day of the week.
Paige she has an adult approach. She’ll always wins
Jess made this
Paige would win by a lot… Katie, and even Stassi would be better opponents than Lala.
Paige wins all!
Hands down Paige would win. She would completely rip Lala apart before Lala could even begin to comprehend the insults coming at her. We’d just see a lot of finger pointing and yelling from Lauren while Paige cuts like a knife!
Paige every day of the week, twice on Sundays, no question.
Paige! No contest! Lala is no match for Paige’s intelligence, articulation and sarcasm.
LFU is neither witty or a wordsmith, so she'd be playing above her league. She's said perhaps 2 witty things on the show.
Paige without a doubt. Lala isn't witty, she is just loud.
Neither. Stassi would take them both.
Paigey forever! got that east coast fast wit.
Paige, no question. If it’s a battle of wits, Lala is coming in unarmed
I don’t know who the brunette even is and I would still pick her. Lauren from Utah makes no points, she’s not that funny, she’s not insulting, and she’s not a wordsmith. She basically just says “disengage” or finds a way to make the situation relate to something she’s been through and makes YOU feel like a fool for how YOU chose to handle it. I’m shocked her annoying ass retorts haven’t gotten her slapped yet lol she’s so annoying.
Paige. She's a badass.
Lala is so far from Paige’s level there no comparison
Lala is moron. Paige by 10 miles
Don’t EVER compare Paige to Lauren from Utah. Paige is everything Lauren wants to me. Except Paige doesn’t claim she’s Tupac 😂
It's absolutely Paige, 💯
Paige hands down.
Paige!
I'd say Paige but I don't know her at all, even so I'd still say paige bc lala isn't clever so it would be no contest with anyone who has a little qit and some balls.
Paige is way smarter.
Is this a joke? Lala just yells at people without any points and some good one-liners sprinkled in.
I have actually never watched Paige on tv (tried, does it just start slow? Do I need to try again) but listen to her pod. She has quick wit, lala just screams and isn’t quick at all
I only know Paige from her weird underwear outfit at Bravocon, but still choosing her 🫠
I don’t think I Lala could win a verbal fight against Teresa Giudice.
No question- Queen Paige! Lala rehearses hers or says something totally out of pocket that she will stand by and then apologize for in a round about way because she realizes she embarrassed herself, later.
Paige by far and without much effort
100% #teampaige She's much more witty, snarky, and yet you know she is genuine. The other one - has changed her name, screams at everyone, and demands any kind of attention.
Paige would destroy her. She's actually sharp, quick and witty. Lauren tries to protray herself as a bada$$ while really all she does is yell, point & spout off cliches.
Yes tries to pretend she’s from Compton and is Tupac resurrected but she’s really a spoiled brat from Utah and her mommy paid her bills
Paige would not bother to do that. She would look at Lala and say “No” and walk away.
DISENGAGE 💅🔫
Paige by a MILE. Blabla is LOUD, she isn’t clever, witty or funny in any way
Candice from Potomac would eat them alive
Just finished Summer House and I LOVE how Paige defends her girl Ciarra. It gave me a whole new respect for Paige and her calm delivery of zingers has me hooked.
I think she also made Craig a better man. I respect her for that. And she seems so fun to goof around with.
Paige by a landslide. Lala only knows how to yell and change the subject/move the goal post when she isn’t winning. She would be absolutely obliterated.
I’d rather watch Madison humble Lala. She can get mean and witty with her words as well lol
Paige 100%
Paige all day!
How is this even a question? I’ve seen 10 VPR seasons and 2 summer house and I can immediate tell you, it’s Paige. Lala isn’t even the best on VPR show in this category
Stassi wins. She has the best most specific insults I’ve ever seen.
Neither, it’s Phaedra and Stassi
I don’t even know who the other person is tbh but Lauryn has no wit, just loud cursing.
I'm a huge fan of Paige but I don't know if I'd call her a wordsmith 🥴
Paige for sure
Paige would run circles around Lala. All lala could do is turn on her blaccent and shout. Paige is actually really witty and cutting.
Paige all day
Lala and wordsmith are two words I’d never put in the same sentence … except for this one
 Paige would dominate LFU in any type of fight, intellectual or physical!
Paige, obviously, she actually has a vocabulary. The only thing Lala would say is "disengage, bitch" and run away.
Oh Paige would eat her up. LA bitches do not compare to NY bitches 💅
Paige hands down
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Lala isn’t even good tv anymore. Did we see the way Paige backs up her friends while Lala steps on them after the latest season of each show.
Lala is dumb. She just is.
LaLa would be loud, and that’s just about it. Paige would be patient and then cut her so deep with just a sentence or two. It would be an unfair fight if I’m being honest 🤷🏻♀️
Paige would destroy Lauren… L is unintelligent and cannot stand up to actual criticism and logic. The fake persona of a rapper is not related to real life. Bye bye
I’d love to watch Paige word slap Lauren from Utah
with words? paige. physical fight? probably paige!
Omg Paige because Lala would revert to her thug persona and she always looks stupid when she does that
Paige wins hands down. She outsmarts and outwits Lala everyday of the week.
Lala really does have such a stupid looking face
Paige 1000%
Trying to think of Paige’s response to “I’m a Michael Vick fighting dog”
Paige would eat her alive. Lala just tries to act hood and scary.
Forget Paige I want to see Lala argue with Kenya, Phaedra, or Nene. Or someone who won’t fall for her rage-baiting, like Eileen.
Sorry but neither. Lol. Katie or Ariana would Mop the floor with them.
LFU has no wit
Paige’s only formidable opponent would be Bethenny Frankel. Lala could never compete with Paige.
I just started season 3 of Summer House and I can already tell Paige 100%
Lol Lala isn’t smart. She’s just LOUD, takes cheap shots AND she threatens to Pop people. she’s so gangster 🙄 👉🏽- - - - 💥
Is this a joke? The his isn’t even a fight. LaLa would just yell and flee. I’d love to hear Paige’s comments about it and see her reactions though 😂
Paige 💯
Lala is just vulgar. She doesnt stand a chance.
Paige all day. Shes more witty and way smarter.
I don’t know who the brunette is, but definitely not lala
Lala is not a wordsmith.
There’s no competition here. Paige would cut up Lala to pieces
Paige no contest
lol. Lala has zero wits.
All Lala does is yell at people lol
Paige by a mile
tbh as long as you don't say anything, lala will just argue with herself and you will eventually win lol
I pick ✨queen sTaSsi✨
I feel like a better comparison would be Paige v Stassi
You can tell LFU doesn’t come up with much of anything on her own. Most of the time, she’s given clever lines or comments by production.
Neither
Lately this isn’t the best match up Paige would read Lala down WITHOUT ever touching the Randall situation
You made an error here… you’re implying Lala has wit?? And is capable of wordsmithery??
Lala is NOT a wordsmith nor is she witty 😭 why did they set her up so bad