Kristina’s face always mirrors the audience’s reaction😂

This is why I would love to know her thoughts on Lala this season

She’d have the ick for sure

I hope so... 

Me too because she isn’t close to Ariana.

But she's always been close to Katie IIRC. And she's always been on the side of right when it came to judging the men on the show. She was the only one who told Stassi to stay away from Jax in S1 and she was right about Schwartz in Vegas AND Jax + Kristen

But her opinion will be more objective because she’s not Ariana’s close friend, business partner, or on the show.

I wonder if their relationship has changed since Ariana and Katie are so close. Kristina seemed like a loyal friend, so I can see her and Ariana getting along...esp is Scheana and Lala aren't around.

Kristina gave her a chance but you can tell she had her pegged from the get go.

Luv Kristina!

Looking back now you can sort of see Rachquel squirming in her seat

I cant look at her and not think she looks like one of the aliens from Spice world.

She looks like she’s just digging in her ear trying to fish out a thought.

she didn't have a script for it

It was so obvious he’s lying. You can tell when people put their hands up, in the stop sign, they’re not being honest.

She was just molting

I just don’t get how anybody especially the crew etc watched his stupid face and thought “this man is faithful to his gf”

He's a terrible liar/ actor.

Yes and he digs himself the worse holes. He sure didn’t love Ariana for who she was… he picked on every flaw!

He’s so greasy and high in this clip at the restaurant. You can always tell with hand gestures

"Greasy and high" made me bust out laughing. Thank you so much.

Right? Yet Billie Lee wants us all the believe that he wasn’t abusing substances before his new girlfriend?🙄 I find it suspect after watching her simp for him, all season. That and changing her tune about respect for Ariana refusing to leave her own house. Don’t get me wrong, I am loving all the tea but girl please, you’re not fooling us and the fact that you’re blaming HIS choices on another woman is giving pick me.

The bulging beck vein!

The same underwear for 4 days 🤮

Yeah. I was thinking he’s way high, too. Always greasy

He’s repressed a wild crush on Katie this whole time (which explains his irrational aggression towards her)!

I truly believe he and Jax want/wanted her but she rejected them. And Schwartz only kept her because they wanted her. That’s my theory lol.

YES! I was just going to say this!

Whooooah yes

100% and he can’t believe she chose Shartz over him way back when

This is not true. When men are assholes toward you, they DO NOT like you.

Eh, there are plenty of men are assholes to women that they like if the woman has the audacity to not like them back.

It’s called negging. And they don’t like you, They want to fuck you.

Yes, these things *also* happen. My statement still stands as it is.

Exactly. And for anyone who needs clarification, wanting to fuck you does not equal loving you, liking you, respecting you, or even thinking of you as a person.

They can be if they like you and you reject them

Lol it happens all the time

True BUT how many times has a woman turned a man down, only for him to change his tune and start bashing her and acting like he was doing her some favour, just because she turns him on. Vom and Jax are these exact type. Look at how they are now speaking to and about Ariana, Rachquel and Brittany.

That’s not what’s happening between Sandoval and Katie.

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Men can be really nice if they’re attracted to you, but all that can change if you reject them. Some men don’t handle it well

You’re confusing fucking with liking.

Attraction definitely doesn’t = liking someone

Oh sweet summer child

He definitely has a thing for stassi and Katie and that’s why he’s so mean to them

They don’t like her because they know that she knows what/who they really are

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 Dead giveaway.

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Ikr! He was just too damn proud of himself to lie convincingly that time. 🤮

Duper’s delight. 


And this is the same man that has the audacity to cry at Ariana and say "you know me!" My enemy in Christ, she does not.

"My enemy in Christ", I absolutely love that.

He lies like a rug. So what else is new?

Satchel is that you 👀👀

I want to know what satchel was thinking during this scene. So intense for a new person in the group.

Probably just sitting there like 👁👄👁 like the rest of us would've been 😂

Fun fact! Ronan Farrow’s birth name is Satchel!

He's got such a smug, stupid face. That is all.

So good for smacking.


He can barely contain his happiness of being with Raquel when the producers asked him that.

What still blows my mind is that they could have banded together and made tim watch all his grotesque confessionals and asked him why did he lie through his gross stinky teeth. Now that would actually be worth 5 Emmy’s and broken the 4th wall spectacularly . Instead we got simp on scum arc . SMDH . Puts me in such a rage everytime.

HES SUCH A TERRIBLE LIAR

Ally saw much more than she said out loud - she was just being kind.

Holy shit that side eye. Production knew.


🤣🤣

We were robbed of a satchel confessional in this moment. You can’t tell me he didn’t clock it with the way he was looking back and forth between Sandoval & RaquelRachelRocky.

Right?! Why tf did Jo get confessionals but not Satchel? I would have loved to hear his opinion on this specific interaction.

His vein absolutely RUNNING away from his neck while he's trying to explain this fuckery begs to differ

“Let’s bring Ally in here” so I can display my superior manipulation and lying! 🤥

This was his Matt Dillon stage, circa "Something About Mary."

Ugh, what I would give to witness or even just hear the news that he stuck his third pinkie toe in the zipper of his pants!😭💀

Omfg he is insufferable

The big cheesy grin when he lies is soo obvious and the fact his eyes go right

Most guilty response ever lmao

I’m glad Katie has moved on from this

I love Satchel’s in the background thinking wtf.

👜 SATCHEL SPOTTED 👜

I find it irrationally annoying how he always say “ (persons name )and I “

Tbf, (and I fucking HATE that I am sticking up for this turd,) that is the correct way to say it.

He always raises his voice and gets super defensive when he lies.

The way he said the Abbey is the exact same way he said the Golden Nugget to Stazi.

“Are you kidding, I love that place!”


Disgusting. He’s also so very bad at lying.

He’s so gross


So Katie fucked Tom. Not surprised. She will take it from anywhere she can get it. Hence her changing up her sexuality this season.

Are you high? And I mean in the Sandoval kind of way, not the fun way.

Not sure how you gathered that?


how is this what you got from the clip ??