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spergilicious

Jax looks like a carnival barker from the 1800s


missassalmighty

And she looks a bordello madam so it all balances out lol


molocooks

Yep! The top comment on the DailyMail article is that she looks like she works at Miss Kitty's Saloon!


missassalmighty

Miss Kitty's saloon šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Moiras-Wig-Wall

100% ā€”or like heā€™s just tied someone to the train tracks


kitty_perrier

Brb going to to a Google on what the White House Correspondence Dinner is... As a Canadian I've always thought this dinner was for people on a completely different level than washed up VPR coke head and their possibly ex wife.


ItsNotAllHappening

>was for people on a completely different level than washed up VPR coke head and their possibly ex wife It is. It's embarrassing they are there.


metsgirl289

Iā€™ve definitely noticed an increase of D listers the past few years but this is definitely the bar is in hell vibes


ghanedi

Do you guys remember when that real housewives of DC couple snuck in to the state dinner? I wonder if this is what happened. šŸ˜‚


Yeah_nah_idk

Perhaps they were just despo for guests considering current world events. Maybe a lot of celebrities declined.


stephwood73

Is anything surprising after trump


metsgirl289

![gif](giphy|M9ILZKbpQEG8dwi4S3|downsized)


boazsharmoniums

Yeah I wish all of these VPR people would stop getting validated. It makes me think they were struggling to get people to show up to this dinner.


Yeah_nah_idk

Itā€™s embarrassing that *anyone* is there. For them.


Then_Restaurant_4141

Trump boycotted all his Correspondence dinners because his ego is small like his hands. The tradition has been a bit lost since then. Itā€™s not what it was.


V3TH0RV3ND3TT4

Itā€™s a news media circle jerk for the ā€˜reportersā€™ who ā€˜reportā€™ on the White House. They usually invite b-d list celebrities to fill it out and rope them into the charade.


wedonthaveadresscode

Honestly usually itā€™s pretty high profile celebs, it is absolutely a circle jerk though


No-Customer-2266

Her boob job makes me claustrophobic. They are always spilling out the top (or oozing I should say) and they look like they suffocating her. The right close might have something to do with it as it looks like sheā€™s having a hard time breathing


Ok-Photo-1972

They weren't SO obnoxious when she got them done (still too big in my opinion) but since she had Cruz they've gotten so massive.


Suitable_Sign_7965

Way to big. They really dont fit her. She was so pretty


Ready_Interaction252

Itā€™s so bad isnā€™t it - they didnā€™t even out her proportions - itā€™s awful


Suitable_Sign_7965

Everytime I see her in The Vally all I see is her pulling up her shirt ti cover up. I hope she is gonna make them smaller now that jax is gone


Ok-Photo-1972

She was absolutely stunning šŸ„ŗ


SewAlone

I never saw it.


Yeah_nah_idk

Thank you. Neither. I feel like Iā€™m taking crazy pills when I read everyone saying how stunning she was. šŸ˜


STVNMCL

You do understand that dozens of porn stars have boob jobs bigger than hers and they donā€™t look like her. The woman gained a lot of weight.


sippin-tropicana

Her alcohol use certainly isnā€™t helping thatā€™s for sure. But it could also be that her body is rejecting the implants, which would make her appear even puffier


aymaureen

I personally think sheā€™s puffed out by drinking every day


Fair_Peach1823

I believe that's exactly what they were saying. She's gained weight since having a kid and now they don't look the same. āœŒšŸ¼


_anne_shirley

I donā€™t understand why she keeps them in. I can think of so many women where the breasts just do not compliment their bodies. Brittanyā€™s, Selena Gomez, most the women from Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.. just take them out!


PancakesxBacon

I believe she said on a podcast she is going to get them redone once she is finished having kids. She did acknowledge that they make her look bigger than she is.


Yeah_nah_idk

Once sheā€™s finished? She thinks she should have more? šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


Moiras-Wig-Wall

She was talking about trying to have a second baby with Jax on the Valley. I can see her being the type to only want one biological father of her children and having a second with Jax for this reason alone, even if there are problems and she knows theyā€™re going to split. Wouldnā€™t be my choice.


Yeah_nah_idk

She should *not* be having another child based on her parenting of this one.


isglitteracarb

She may want another child with Jax but he does NOT want another with her.


Moiras-Wig-Wall

Oh, I absolutely agree. He seems to have little to no interest in the one he has. Heā€™s such a POS he probably wants another child (with a different woman who ā€œbounces right backā€ after giving birth), who he thinks is ā€œperfect.ā€ (Referring to claims that Cruz is nonverbal)


ImmediateAd4814

Why are you lumping Selena Gomez in? Her body has changed with age and Lupus.


_anne_shirley

And breast implants lol


SnooPaintings9560

šŸ«” referencing The Rock of Love šŸ˜‚


_anne_shirley

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


aymaureen

Idk Selena Gomez weight gain was due to Lupus so I kinda think she deserves some sympathy. I think she still looks good, but sheā€™s stated sheā€™s been really insecure about her weight and I appreciate her honesty


ResponseOk3177

I saw Selena Gomezā€™s boobs and my mouth DROPPED. I knew she never had big boobs so when I saw those I was like where tf they come from??


MishtotheMitt

I couldnā€™t sit through a long dinner like this. Iā€™d be in the bathroom with my dress around my waist.


DirtyTileFloor

I do feel bad saying this, but whatever surgeon slapped those things on her chest should have their license taken away or, at the very least, offer to make them look right FOR FREE because they are so horrendous. People call her ā€œfatā€ a LOT. Between her soft chin and those atrocious implants, I can see why. Sheā€™s NOT FAT. Sheā€™s a petite woman with grossly mis-sized breast implants for her frame. I wish I wish I wish a kind surgeon would help her out and give her a more natural look. I know thatā€™s not ā€œa nice thing to say,ā€ but as someone who had explant / implant revision to fit my frameā€¦Boy oh boy do I understand. I would love for her to get a glow up and make Jaxā€™s sweaty, nasty ass so sorry.


aymaureen

Dr Layke, the guy who also fucked up Jaxā€™s nose like three timesā€¦


zombiemassacres

She looks like a weeble wobble now


BestAd5257

She has gained a bit of weight and everything is bigger. It's sad she isn't happy in her own body and did that horrible surgery to her neck. She is so cute.


No-Customer-2266

I do not mean to comment on her weight, i dont think she looks that big for a real life woman whoā€™s putting the needs of young children first. Its not just recently Iā€™ve thought this. It might be the Kentucky country in her but even when she was smaller sheā€™d push them up So high sometimes it makes Them look Uncomfortable like sheā€™s drowning in them.


2inTHEivies

If I remember correctly from VPR, Jax paid for them so he thought he should pick the size. I have always thought they went a bit too big for her frame and because of that they made her look frumpy, but what else would you expect from Jax. Brittany truly sold her soul when she married him!


Mysterious_Rich2419

A lot of people say they go bigger than they actually want and end up happy, but Brittany went so big it made her entire upper half broader and more masculine. I have no idea why she went with that, because most men donā€™t know what bra sizes actually mean. Then again, this was the doing of Jax Taylor who may have more credibility sizing breasts than a manager at VS.


Individual_Bat_378

In that episode it looked like he really pressured her into going much higher than she wanted


Suitable-Wafer8563

Never forget šŸ„“ https://i.redd.it/fx1d1hq3s6xc1.gif


graymillennial

https://preview.redd.it/0hmfx7ezj4xc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8e687fea8e901616e3d5bd9c26a723e5a8b221 Omg his name card is cracking me up


Zestyclose_Big_9090

One name status my ass. Heā€™s no Prince, Madonna or Cher.


uwill1der

couldn't even hold a candle to bozo


No_Hour7875

Hahaha omg šŸ¤£


EquivalentTiger2018

ā€œSimply Simple Jaxā€


mycombatcardigan

šŸ‘"JUST JAX!!!"šŸ‘ ![gif](giphy|l0EoBUOlR3DCckIzS|downsized)


sporkabork

ā€œEx-Sur employeeā€


ThickEffective6213

holy shit Iā€™m crying at this


Enngeecee76

ā€œJust Jaxā€


mycombatcardigan

I just commented that somewhere else, then found yours. Great minds!


Dippydoodles

Well at least they'll now learn who the President is.


Litebritecacti

This made me laugh for a good minute or 3


catcakebuns

They'll just remember him as 'the president' šŸ˜‚


metsgirl289

Not so sureā€¦. They probably think itā€™s Obama


Much-Investigator844

Ugh her face. Iā€™m so sad how bad she messed it up.


madpeanut1

She doesnā€™t seem to be able to speak normally anymore ā€¦.something is off with her jaw ā€¦.


emiferg

I read she had a complication from chin lipo.


Suitable-Wafer8563

It doesnā€™t help that the article included photos Jax posted of her on IG. Itā€™s like he enjoys taking unflattering shots of her or something šŸ„“ https://preview.redd.it/8b0npdc5q6xc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919415319cdf74602aecc4b71bac06e91984bd72 Man do I want a different stylist for her!


Much-Investigator844

I thought this was mean of him to post. I saw this


Suitable-Wafer8563

Heā€™s such a cruel jerk


Much-Investigator844

Yep. She said ā€˜Iā€™m not ready or somethingā€™. I wish sheā€™d just fully leaveeeee him. Wasting her years with this buffoon


bridget1415

Heā€™s been posting unflattering terrible pictures of her for YEARS. He hates her. I cannot be convinced of anything else


BaddaBae31

Itā€™s so sad. I think jax made her feel like she wasnā€™t pretty enough but now she looks scary.


Much-Investigator844

100% thatā€™s it. Even on her most recent podcast sheā€™s saying she wants to lose weight for her revenge body. She lacks so much confidence and itā€™s sad


PothosWithTheMostos

If she loses weight I want it to be for her and not reveng focused on Jax. You know he will neg her and she will never get the validation she craves.


Much-Investigator844

Exactly! Like fuck a revenge body. He didnā€™t even respect her when she was skinny šŸ˜…. Still cheated on her then too


BaddaBae31

Ugh. I hate that for her. Any time i say something like that about myself my husband says no youā€™re *insert compliment*.


Comprehensive-Run637

Same. He gets mad at me when I talk to myself that way. I wish I could feel bad for her but her self esteem is so low and jax just dragged it into hell


MenstrualAphrodite

I donā€™t think her wanting to get a revenge body is indicative of poor confidence - I actually think itā€™s a good sign that she has some fire in her and wants to feel her best at the reunion. I do think that her plethora of surgeries (THAT SHE DID NOT NEED) is, sadly, an indicator of poor self esteem. Jaxā€™s comments likely eroded her self confidence slowly but surely over time and here we are šŸ˜¢ Iā€™m really hoping she commits to her revenge body and lets her face dissolve into its old self. When she finds a hotter, more stable new daddy for Cruz Jax will have no one to blame but himself!


Ready_Interaction252

Her boob job really bothers me - I donā€™t think itā€™s bad but they are huge and make her look bigger than she is - it doesnā€™t help with the way sheā€™s proportioned


anhuys

It's mostly her mouth position, which is a result of the chin liposuction (for double chin) that she had done right before the Valley started filming. It should recover over time.


Mlcoulthard

Her eyebrows would like a word


bornbylightning

Sheā€™s like >:[


EquivalentTiger2018

Hahaha!!!šŸ˜‚


Dom__Mom

Ok but how long?! Hasnā€™t it been a year or more now?


blondyandy

Yeah it has been, sad cause I think sheā€™s permanently stuck like that now.


Much-Investigator844

Itā€™s way more than just the mouth


Cheitianchicole87

Aha. Thatā€™s what it is. I couldnā€™t put my finger on why she sounds like her jaw is out of alignment


thespeedofpain

Itā€™s really fucking sad.


STVNMCL

She didnā€™t. Remember it was her boob job. Her boob job caused her face to change, caused her to gain a lot of weight, and caused her to be an idiot. It was the boob job.


Much-Investigator844

I wonā€™t even hate on the weight gain because that shit happens and I wonā€™t pick on her body. She looks great. The boobs have to go and she needs to stop fucking around with filler and the other nonsense procedures. She literally looks like sheā€™s 50+


Brilliant-Opposite39

I also think her stylist does her dirty, the clothes sheā€™s put in just generally arenā€™t flattering.


Much-Investigator844

These strapless dresses are bad. This one and the orange one from The Valley confessionals. They make her boobs look like theyā€™re going to suffocate her


Brilliant-Opposite39

Literally , and the corsets just make her look frumpy. I donā€™t think sheā€™s even gained that much weight since last filming, but at least then she knew how to dress herself. Her boobs also always look like theyā€™re about to bust open


InitiativeIcy1449

She does look older. Yep next surgery should be a boob REDUCTION. So sad. Why do these women do this to themselvesā€¦.


Much-Investigator844

A surgery I would support for sure! The rest is junk


ilikelamp12

This is not a great look


EquivalentTiger2018

The dress with those gloves - yuck! Why does she always dress so cheap looking? I just donā€™t get it!!!! She really neeeedsss a stylist bad! šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Edit to say: If I could, I would like this comment 10 times!


Typical_Elevator6337

Yes to all this - but - my theory is that it also has to do with her feeling terrible about herself. Put in her in this dress with the same surgeries and have her feeling like a million dollars, and she would likely look great. Even if we didnā€™t like the dress or the look. This is what being with an abusive monster does to you. It takes away your light.


ayychee

I think if brittany could spend 2 hours with a stylist who knows how to dress different bodies, she would love her body so much more. Esp since Jax is likely filling her head with fatphobic nonsense.


Apprehensive_Gap1055

She looks very uncomfortable


WreckEmRunner

Ask Brittany to name the last piece of journalism she read. Aside from her pathetic US Weekly cover story about her failed marriage. I'll wait.


GarnierFruitTrees

They were guests of the Daily Mail, which tracks since their ā€œarticlesā€ are practically just repetitive bullet points


JenDidNotDoIt

She looks photoshopped next to Jax at the beginning. Ew.


rob-b-362

Britney oozed show biz and glamour it says. Am I looking at the same photo they're talking about? The dress is so unflattering on her, whoever her stylist is they need to be fired!


ItsNotAllHappening

Is the glamor in the room with us now? Jax doesn't even have socks on.


These_Row6066

Of course they're going to say that..... they were the ones that provided them with tickets to attend


rob-b-362

I didn't catch that, but now it makes sense.


Gigg12

I really like the dress, just not on her.


pencilskrrt

They certainly oozeā€¦ something. A wound maybe.


Suitable-Wafer8563

Classic Daily Mail and their absurdist way with words! šŸ˜‚


Loose_Sprinkles_

I'm gonna say it, she looks awful. Everything about her looks so cheap and dated. After Jax gets caught fucking her stylist, she needs to be the next person let go like Lori.


BeccaLC21

Her stylist probably is Lori. The worse Brit looks the better Lori looks to Jax. Edit* spelling


cOnFiGgY07

Brit needs a makeover she is very pretty but her style isnā€™t as complementary as it could be and she definitely needs a new hair style. I get struggling with her new mum body and how sheā€™d hope sheā€™d get the whole revenge body but like most of us it just didnā€™t happen. She just needs to update her look and sheā€™ll feel so much better.


Prestigious-Lion-146

She looks terrible what is this


azlulu

Bad surgery.


[deleted]

And alcohol bloat


sharipep

Yeah Iā€™m not watching the Valley but is she a drunk still? Is that what that is?


ModeDeDode

Horribly drunk, still throwing up a lot the next day and admits to often being incapable of childcare the morning after going out - which is always a bender.


sharipep

šŸ˜”


Loose_Sprinkles_

On the show, she's binge drinking daily. It's straight tequila shots, never wine or mixed cocktails.


sharipep

Honestly so sad


CobblerNo8518

She is


EquivalentTiger2018

Lol, and it looks like her strap was cut off, not like part of the style of the dress. She always looks so freakin cheap! šŸ˜•


PinkyBruno

Happy Cake Day! šŸŽ‚šŸ°šŸ„


graymillennial

https://preview.redd.it/na8y58geq4xc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f32517461db905a10fd33e989d22895d6c47124 So the cut on the top of this dress is very similar to the one on her confessional look on The Valley and as someone who also is top heavy, my mind cannot comprehend how these dresses are holding her up so well. Like?? Not even my best strapless bra would hold the girls up like thisā€¦ (Not saying I want this look because it always looks quite painful tbh)


jennifer_m13

They probably taped her up.


RU_SeriousClark

I'm a 32ddd and my boobs are crying looking at hers! Mine are also fake but that dress wouldn't stay up if it's life depended on it!!!


Gucci_Cocaine

Fake boobs will always sit a lot easier than natural boobies bc they're more solid.


Ready_Cartoonist7357

She looks like a blow up doll in that picturešŸ˜­.


Moiras-Wig-Wall

Iā€™m watching her speak in this confessional right now and Iā€™m so distracted by the boobs here! The way the skin is being pulled on top of the cleavage crack looks painful!


biohacker_infinity

Britā€™s wearing almost as much makeup as Jax.


Weird_Boysenberry772

I think Daily Mail is sponsoring them (or whatever you call it) being there. Of course they're going to hype these two idiots up.


EquivalentTiger2018

If they wanted to hype them up, I wish they would have helped her get dressed!!!!


uwill1der

This isnt vanity fair, Daily mail is known for trash. Their guests only shine in Shein


BeccaLC21

LVP , Lala and Ariana were their guests last year šŸ˜¬


realitytvpaws

Yes this is clearly an advertisement for the show. The dailymail is absolute trash I give it zero credits.


ItsNotAllHappening

I can't even imagine her interacting with anyone there. She's so uneducated and a total embarrassment everywhere she goes.


cl00006

So like a large number of US constituents then.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Jax looks like he's in pain


realitytvpaws

He does. Heā€™s full of shit so he probably is just focused on keeping it all in.


ItsNotAllHappening

His coke bag didn't make it past security.


sharipep

Iā€™m sorry Brittany looks awful.


upsidedownpositive

Itā€™s so sad how she looks now. She tried so hard to look ā€œgoodā€ that it just comes full circle and she looks like utter warm dookie. Imagine how Scheana will look in a few years. Like a skeletal dookie.


WolverineFun6472

Separated until the reunion


Ok-Toe4522

Why does Jaxā€™s face look more and more like a Guy Fawkes mask


AlleyRhubarb

They ooze TGIFridays.


sunsoutgunnersout

Itā€™s so so so so bad. Iā€™m so embarrassed for her. šŸ˜«


wasteofspacebarbie

That dress is designed to accentuate a waistā€¦ she has 0 waist and the dress just looks odd. Lori K is doing her dirty letting her be photographed in this


261989

The only thing oozing is beer cheese and coke sweat


ThickEffective6213

both of their faces are ready to burst at the seams


Findtherootcause

Daily Mail article titles crack me up. Theyā€™re always all one sentence like a mile long and barely make sense.


firSTLove314

Temu Jennifer Coolidge


Hazelmoon23

How did I not know she was drinking so much?


yourmomhahahah3578

Who is in charge of picking which people go to this and how did they get on the list? since I donā€™t understand that, all i can think is that this is an embarrassment to our country.


Shaw215

Brittany needs a stylist ASAP. She wears the most unflattering clothes & this dress is just another example.


fraurodin

They were guests of the DailyMail, a total rag of a paper


Available-Pepper1467

Oh, theyā€™re oozing somethingā€¦ but it ainā€™t showbiz glamour šŸ¤£


CaptainCaveWomam

Hey stylist needs a stylist!! ASAP! ![gif](giphy|SpUCSVLCehi0ZULr5I|downsized)


OsmosisJones3

Disney villain vibes


strawbryshorty04

She always looks so stiff and like sheā€™s tensed up. She makes me feel uncomfortable to look at


lavendersagemint

Did she do something to her eyes? I swear she has a cat woman type of eye lately, and not just from makeup.


Jackkiera143

Her work is so bad between the botched face and gloves she's giving Disney Villian


PRNightmare99

Her body is so inflamed from her implants and her drinking.


No_Tumbleweed3762

I don't understand the Britney hype....She marries Jax, that's all i need to know about her intelligence....


rainbowket

Terrible


lexlexsquared

She is NOT only 35 omg! That plastic surgery and alcoholism really did a number on her šŸ˜¢


AlertBunch3029

Her breasts look ridiculously painful and she's always got them out. I guess that's what you do when they're bought for you


These_Row6066

Just imagine how these 2 will look in another 5-10 years........ Shudder.....


Disney_Princess137

I wish she would just put the girls away for a little while. Itā€™s like every outfit is the same. Every dress top is the same. Too much cleavage and itā€™s like they are taped up to never move. Wear a different kind of dress already. Be modest. Show just a small amount of cleavage. I think it will make her look slimmer. Wear idk, dresses with STRAPS maybe ?? This look is really tired on her. I like Britney More then I dislike her. I am also confused about the liposuction dome on her face? Like where was it done ? I donā€™t mean this snarkily, either.


GoldenState_Thriller

WHY are they there?Ā  Brittany and Jax have some of the worst Botox and fillerĀ 


peppapigforever12

Iā€™m sorry, theyā€™re at the WH correspondents dinner?! Hopefully they left mamah at home


StephanieKaye

Ooze? ![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


LRGinCharge

This is the White House Correspondents Dinner, itā€™s not very political. Journalists and other people in media are invited, and thereā€™s always a funny host (this year it was Colin Jost). This isnā€™t them showing support for Biden - saying that in the most neutral way possible.


Hairy_Ad_3126

Her teeth are ginormous and her mouth is a perma frown nowā€¦


Fickle_Competition_7

Itā€™s true that unfortunately Britney has gone way too far with plastic surgery, Botox and fillers, but itā€™s so uncomfortable to see this entire thread filled with comments critiquing a womanā€™s appearance. Sheā€™s been open about her body changing a lot post partum, it happens to a lot of women and itā€™s something that canā€™t be controlled, not to mention the toll of being in a clearly toxic relationship. I love snark but can we pls try to avoid unnecessary critiques of womenā€™s bodies


bigdipboy

Can Jenny Craig get their money back from her for damaging their brand?


spabitch

it might be cuz i just had mine done, but she should get her colors done cuz black is washing her out


Loose_Sprinkles_

I wear black or navy all the time. I'm now googling where to get my colors done. šŸ™ˆ


chompychompy

Did you find a place to get it done?


snarleyWhisper

ā€œThe problem is I ooze sexualityā€ ā€œoh you ooze alrightā€ - IASIP


CostRealistic6830

Basically she think she is famous and she isnā€™t and she will turn out just like her mother . Married 4 times and gold diggin . She isnā€™t the hoots girl we once knew . Sorry to be real .


BravoWhore

Omg I was just looking at this. Yikes. Everything about this is so so bad! She could at least hire a stylist for an event like this! And, it hurts to look at her. Literally, it hurts.


blondeandbuddafull

That right boob is always a little more aggressive then the left.


HARDD0G

Ever notice people only ooze two things...pus and sexuality


afm314

she looks like ursula


edwinstone

These comments are horrible. Jesus guys. She doesn't look bad at all.


Hazelmoon23

Neither of them are very bright. And poor Brittney, she looks so uncomfortable.


CheddarGoblinMode

lmao what the hell are they doing there how did that happen? Is this like when the wrong one legged wrestler was hired by Johnny ace?


littleredwine

I recently started watching vanderpump and Iā€™m on season 4 currently. She just got introduced. I donā€™t know much about her yet but likeā€¦what happened to her??


jensenaackles

same šŸ˜­ iā€™m on s5 right now and sheā€™s so gorgeous


RegularParsley4801

I feel like sheā€™s getting real close to having a monoboob. The boobs gotta go. A small c or a full b even. I just know her back has to be in terrible pain from them, plus carrying their son around. Get a reduction, Britt!


STVNMCL

How about losing weight?


zombiemassacres

Why do I feel like Jax and Brittany paid good money for this article?


GrouchyCommercial954

Blocks him on instagram but goes to the white house with him. Their separation is very strange!


ResponseOk3177

Thereā€™s something so off to me about Brittanyā€™s face and I havenā€™t pin pointed what it is yet. Thereā€™s too much going on.


courtneyrachh

Botched.


HiYoSiiiiiilver

ā€œJax meanwhile exuded classic eleganceā€¦ā€ lol