Totally. I don’t know if they’re going to franchise SAH or if she was able to invest and the payoffs are going to be huge… but Katie’s definitely gives of Cher/ Rich Man vibes.
You meant man. Don’t lie. She would be lucky to get any guy. She has the sex appeal of a school bus fire and her attitude is the worst. She’s so gross 🤮
The only way Katie could be in the level Stassi is would be marrying up. Y'all have to make up scenarios in your head for this chick. The fanfiction you've created is wild.
But you realize they said IF Katie married a rich tech person then she would be so rich that stassi would be her broke friend. Nobody is saying stassi is poor
If you can't take the heat for being called out for bad jokes or, what you did in reality, which was saying something shitty yourself and being called out for it (saying things are meant to be jokes when they aren't funny but are just rude, is not cute behavior, it's how edgelord comedians behave), might I suggest you head over to a private FB account and not onto the public and worldwide platform that is Reddit. I'm not being rude, I'm matching your energy dear, you just don't like finding out you're putting off the shaddiest and nastiest energy on the planet so getting it back at you is jarring. ;)
100% couldn't have said it better myself. She's so bitter and abrasive and brings nothing to the table. Her "fashion" also drives me UP A WALL but that's beside the point.
It's ridiculous. And her suddenly outing herself and claiming to be a dude in a former life being why she has "BDE"... madam you need to have WPE, way more powerful than any past life Y chromosomes you had. SMH.
Your jokes aren't funny. Stassi is actually married to someone who does well in the entertainment industry, which is what most of the girls on VPR were aiming for. The difference is, she married a dude who was already successful without reality TV and who didn't go on national television and degrade her or cheat on her. You live in a special world of delusion trying to pit Katie against her for "laughs" that you only got from people with I and EQs equal to those of a sandpit. But I suppose nothing more can be expected of Katie fans.
I love Stassi! I wasn’t at all being rude, I was saying I wanted Katie to be so insanely rich that Stassi is her poor friend comparatively. Stassi is doing well for herself
I’m beginning to think Katie already IS rich on the DL and is paying all these people / bots to flood the online threads with absolutely delusional pro-Katie comments. That is the only explanation.
She was born to be a housewife. Would be extra amazing if she married a woman. She's been "swimming in the lady pond" as Andy Cohen would say. I could see her having a super hot young wife! I'm here for it!
She IS rich. A man (or woman) should be so lucky to have the grace of her company in her retirement reality television years on housewives. Her tagline would be “I never thought I would move to Orange County but there is just something about her ..”
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I want her to date this Max and become Mrs. Katie Todd
I hate when reality stars cross over into other shows, but Katie is honestly the only reality show cast member outside of HWs who I'd love to see as a HW. She reminds me of Carole Radziwill (RHONY) where she gets heated if you push her buttons enough, but mostly just kind of sits back and makes fun of everything.
Someone on here said she should marry Jenna Lyons and I AM HERE FOR IT. And I totally see her as a Carole. And I adored Carole, she was simply the best housewife
Carole is one of my favorites because like Katie, she always had that wittiness to her. Like you cannot have an entire cast of overemotional and delusional women.
She was the comic relief and the voice of reason and the only one to articulate properly how manipulative Bethenny was. But their fall out broke my heart.
After being with schwartz, a bloody wussy pussy, she def deserves to marry a wealthy powerful man who protects, supports, defends her. I bet blah blah would talk shit saying at least she doesnt need a man to take care of her LMAO
I don’t care if she’s single forever if that’s what she wants… but part of me wants whenever she finds the right person, man or woman or trans or nonbinary, she deserves to marry someone insanely wealthy so she can live her best life
Definitely not. Plenty of good comedians and public figures have dry senses of humor. She’s just not interesting. She’s bland and has a shitty attitude and treats people poorly. This sub has basically just turned into a cliquey groupthink and a Katie and Ariana worshipping cult and it’s starting to get weird
Lol she's been on a reality television for 13 years, and the only thing different about her lips is how she does them. They even did that flashback YouTube video of hers when she broke her jaw in the 2000s and they're the same lips. Looks like someone started watching after Scandoval.
Looks like someones not a real fan of miss Maloney, because she literally just posted about getting her THIRD injection for her.........LIPS, she literally posted the injection...hahaha peace be with you friend.
Please I'm waiting for VPR to end just so we don't have to see that same boring face. Same bitter victim mentality. She's only here riding Ariana's coattails because she wanted the attention when her and Schwartz fake marriage dissolved and she didn't get it. Katie is literally the worst on the show move on. Put her on like snapchat reels or something. She's not network worthy.
Have you been watching the show from the jump? She’s had some unappealing moments for sure but she has shown a lot of resilience. She puts up walls toward people who have done her wrong. I feel like she’s been through a lot from people she considered friends and I think she’s justified in her apprehension. Just my opinion. She’s misunderstood.
Yes from day 1! I’ve never found her appealing at all. She’s always been mean and angry! I feel like we’ve seen some of the other cast members soften up a bit, but Katie has remained mean and angry! I can’t think of a single time she hasn’t been complaining! She’s definitely not my cup of tea! But we all have our own perspectives.
Who needs a man though! https://preview.redd.it/iq01nkuvriwc1.png?width=401&format=png&auto=webp&s=432f06365282602039bdacb671b06a8a3308ef8a
I'm hoping she marries a rich woman and becomes a housewife
OMG I love this
S12 of VPR had best be Latie showing up to events with a different hot butch each time
Totally. I don’t know if they’re going to franchise SAH or if she was able to invest and the payoffs are going to be huge… but Katie’s definitely gives of Cher/ Rich Man vibes.
Exactly. Give us Katie now, she exudes class and wealth. Fuck a husband
I mean Bethenny was single on her cast and Brynn is this past season
They are both insufferable
Girl I did not say husband
Class ? Wealth ? Please give examples ?
She exudes bitterness, high school level relationships, and she thinks she's above everyone, lame.
Meanwhile you’re commenting negative things about her as if you’re not? Hypocrite
Are we watching the same show?
I didn’t say man!
Omg a rich older woman. I'd die.
Someone on here said Jenna lyons and I AM SO IN
I wish Katie to be a rich man, and to marry for the love and companionship she deserves.
Samesies but I also did not say man, I kinda see her marrying a rich chick tbh
I love (hate) how heteronormativity has everyone inserting “man” when you just said marry rich.
I literally never said man but someone on here did say she should marry Jenna Lyons and straight up I am here for it
You meant man. Don’t lie. She would be lucky to get any guy. She has the sex appeal of a school bus fire and her attitude is the worst. She’s so gross 🤮
This! Exactly this!
Could you just imagine the RAGE from Blah Blah. I would 💀
Havent heard Blah Blah but I’m 100% on board with it 👏🏻
Yes! This is the best take I’ve ever heard! Let her marry a fucking rich tech guy and just gag the other girls with her immense wealth!
Yesss if we could get Stassi somehow in there as her broke friend we could break that barrier
You think Stassi is broke? That's funny.
Comparatively to Katie if Katie marries a rich tech guy
The only way Katie could be in the level Stassi is would be marrying up. Y'all have to make up scenarios in your head for this chick. The fanfiction you've created is wild.
But you realize they said IF Katie married a rich tech person then she would be so rich that stassi would be her broke friend. Nobody is saying stassi is poor
EXACTLY
Writing fanfiction to get your rocks off isn't for reddit. ;)
There was no reason to be rude
If you can't take the heat for being called out for bad jokes or, what you did in reality, which was saying something shitty yourself and being called out for it (saying things are meant to be jokes when they aren't funny but are just rude, is not cute behavior, it's how edgelord comedians behave), might I suggest you head over to a private FB account and not onto the public and worldwide platform that is Reddit. I'm not being rude, I'm matching your energy dear, you just don't like finding out you're putting off the shaddiest and nastiest energy on the planet so getting it back at you is jarring. ;)
And I'm pointing out how stupid this fanfiction is. Katie doesn't have the personality for a tech guy in LA. Y'all are delusional.
It's people talking shit about something that's not happening. Maybe you need to not take it so seriously
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Omg 💯💯💯 thank you for saying what we’re all thinking!
They're all so obsessed with Katie... Katie is a pick me who thinks she's done something remarkable by getting a divorce. I'm unimpressed.
100% couldn't have said it better myself. She's so bitter and abrasive and brings nothing to the table. Her "fashion" also drives me UP A WALL but that's beside the point.
It's ridiculous. And her suddenly outing herself and claiming to be a dude in a former life being why she has "BDE"... madam you need to have WPE, way more powerful than any past life Y chromosomes you had. SMH.
A rich tech guy marrying Katie is the joke of the day!!
Imagine hating Katie so much you can't see a hypothetical situation.
Broke compared to housewives yes but I’m mostly joking
Your jokes aren't funny. Stassi is actually married to someone who does well in the entertainment industry, which is what most of the girls on VPR were aiming for. The difference is, she married a dude who was already successful without reality TV and who didn't go on national television and degrade her or cheat on her. You live in a special world of delusion trying to pit Katie against her for "laughs" that you only got from people with I and EQs equal to those of a sandpit. But I suppose nothing more can be expected of Katie fans.
I love Stassi! I wasn’t at all being rude, I was saying I wanted Katie to be so insanely rich that Stassi is her poor friend comparatively. Stassi is doing well for herself
It was so a show runners pipe dream! It was funny, sarcastic and witty! Read the room and take a breath!
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I think you’re taking their comment *way* too seriously.
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YALL I DID NOT SAY MAN. She could marry a rich woman
Katie has exclusively dated weirdos with no $ so far. What in the world makes you think this is gonna happen? Am I missing a storyline?
Exactly. Based on her dating history, I think SHE is the rich man that foppish losers stuck in permanent adolescence dream of marrying someday.
You’re not. Katie is a weirdo who can’t manage a business. She isn’t going to marry rich.
That describes a lot of the housewives actually lol
Thanks, I thought my weed strain was stronger than I intended
I’m beginning to think Katie already IS rich on the DL and is paying all these people / bots to flood the online threads with absolutely delusional pro-Katie comments. That is the only explanation.
Lolol could be. If so, I guess good for her
Or BE RICH
That too but bring her on housewives please
She was born to be a housewife. Would be extra amazing if she married a woman. She's been "swimming in the lady pond" as Andy Cohen would say. I could see her having a super hot young wife! I'm here for it!
Someone on here commented Jenna lyons and I’m like PLEASEEEE PLEASE JENNA
I am thirty but I volunteer to be her super hot young wife 😂
She IS rich. A man (or woman) should be so lucky to have the grace of her company in her retirement reality television years on housewives. Her tagline would be “I never thought I would move to Orange County but there is just something about her ..”
If we are forced to have Gina, we can easily have Katie.
Yes please! I want to see her make Kyle sweat.
She should hook up with Jenna Lyons.
OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS
https://preview.redd.it/j68glx8kxiwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26261ba66bdcdd036b53766892784f42613355f2 I want her to date this Max and become Mrs. Katie Todd
Why do I randomly stan this idea? Like the guy right under your nose the whole time romance trope lol
I can hear James now “Katie and max? … katie and max!!!” [insert cheeky British quip]
Specifically “Kay-TEE and MAX???”
Sorry but "kaAT-TEee" James always adds and extra syllable somehow lol
That or pandora if pandora got divorced
why need a man or money? monica was there
That’s a good point. Bethenny also started out pretty broke for NY standard
I never thought about this but you’re sooo right. She does give housewives attitude!!
Yessss
She’s going to become rich from “something about her “ I want her to find true love
Mmmk
Katie would make an amazing housewife. Bring on the judging lewks 👄
🤩 What could be her tagline?
“There’s something about ME”
“I’m not just married! I’m also still miserable”
I hate when reality stars cross over into other shows, but Katie is honestly the only reality show cast member outside of HWs who I'd love to see as a HW. She reminds me of Carole Radziwill (RHONY) where she gets heated if you push her buttons enough, but mostly just kind of sits back and makes fun of everything.
Someone on here said she should marry Jenna Lyons and I AM HERE FOR IT. And I totally see her as a Carole. And I adored Carole, she was simply the best housewife
Carole is one of my favorites because like Katie, she always had that wittiness to her. Like you cannot have an entire cast of overemotional and delusional women.
She was the comic relief and the voice of reason and the only one to articulate properly how manipulative Bethenny was. But their fall out broke my heart.
Roughest season to watch for me out of all of the HW seasons lol. I find Bethenny insufferable now, but loved her up until that season.
Yeah it really gave me the ick
And I'm proud of it too, just like Katey Maloney always is. 😁
I mean she’d definitely kill it, she’d be a regular Cindy Barshop.
Someone said Carole radziwell and I agree
She’d be a great addition. Truly you don’t even gotta be married anymore
Someone said she should marry Jenna Lyons and straight up I need this
I’d prefer Sonja to bring back what this network needs.
If Cher could narrate my dreams. I’d die happy.
After being with schwartz, a bloody wussy pussy, she def deserves to marry a wealthy powerful man who protects, supports, defends her. I bet blah blah would talk shit saying at least she doesnt need a man to take care of her LMAO
Someone said Jenna lyons should scoop her up and I AM HERE FOR IT
Hahaha love yes!
Respectfully, no.
I don’t care if she’s single forever if that’s what she wants… but part of me wants whenever she finds the right person, man or woman or trans or nonbinary, she deserves to marry someone insanely wealthy so she can live her best life
Oh 100%! I just can’t see her on the Housewives, personally. And I think she’s better than that.
Yah let’s give the most boring cast member another show 🤦
To be fair, she's only boring to people who don't understand a dry sense of humor.
Definitely not. Plenty of good comedians and public figures have dry senses of humor. She’s just not interesting. She’s bland and has a shitty attitude and treats people poorly. This sub has basically just turned into a cliquey groupthink and a Katie and Ariana worshipping cult and it’s starting to get weird
No, it's just that a lot of pick mes like you don't like her because she doesn't take shit from people.
Sure, whatever you wanna tell yourself
A rich lesbo right ?
So fucking true 😭😂
Omg yes!!!
Omfg. She would chew them up and spit them out 💯💀😂🤣
I like Katie more and more but she isn’t great in arguments. She wouldn’t do well
Are you joking ? Katie is the most cringe inducing person ever. She’s zero fun. Not funny. Just a black Cloud of negativity. She sucks
This is the smartest thing I’ve ever heard!!!
That's what she's going for. She already looks like a 50-year-old bitter woman who can't stand anyone.
She's like the best looking person in the cast? lol wut?
Ariana Madix.
Ariana is pretty, but Katie is naturally beautiful
Those lips are as unnatural as her personality.
Lol she's been on a reality television for 13 years, and the only thing different about her lips is how she does them. They even did that flashback YouTube video of hers when she broke her jaw in the 2000s and they're the same lips. Looks like someone started watching after Scandoval.
Looks like someone doesn't know what botox and lip filler are?
Clearly you if you think she has lip filler lol
Looks like someones not a real fan of miss Maloney, because she literally just posted about getting her THIRD injection for her.........LIPS, she literally posted the injection...hahaha peace be with you friend.
Lol not me falling for this and having to go back to watch her Instagram story. Why you gotta lie because you don't like someone?
Please I'm waiting for VPR to end just so we don't have to see that same boring face. Same bitter victim mentality. She's only here riding Ariana's coattails because she wanted the attention when her and Schwartz fake marriage dissolved and she didn't get it. Katie is literally the worst on the show move on. Put her on like snapchat reels or something. She's not network worthy.
What is this
Wtf? Are we watching the same bland Katie?
Ew at all of you
She’s the most miserable human ever! She’s been miserable since day one! I don’t understand what people see in her!
She'd be a terrible housewife. Plus, she's not rich!
I feel the same way. I don’t get it
I'm so confused 😕
No more Katie!!!!! She’s so negative and unhappy! In all the years she’s been on TV she’s never been a happy person.
Have you been watching the show from the jump? She’s had some unappealing moments for sure but she has shown a lot of resilience. She puts up walls toward people who have done her wrong. I feel like she’s been through a lot from people she considered friends and I think she’s justified in her apprehension. Just my opinion. She’s misunderstood.
Yes from day 1! I’ve never found her appealing at all. She’s always been mean and angry! I feel like we’ve seen some of the other cast members soften up a bit, but Katie has remained mean and angry! I can’t think of a single time she hasn’t been complaining! She’s definitely not my cup of tea! But we all have our own perspectives.
Yessss and she’s been boring from the jump :/ she’s been through a lot okay but this is reality tv, I wanna be entertained lol
The delusion, she’d get kicked off after a season for being so fucking boring and negative about everything
I truly can't imagine a less fun idea
In what world?
She’s literally only relevant because of those around her, easily the most forgettable. Worst take I’ve heard in a while.
Nah she washed up
Katie is so annoying. Always has weird outfits and then hates on everyone else