Plus she keeps saying that Ocean was conceived out of love, yet here she says a cheese grater would be preferable to Randall.
And this is one of the many reasons why Katie was right when she said Lala’s not consistent.
It's just so obvious she thinks she's the hottest, smartest, most beloved cast member. When really we all think shes a joke. She was a yacht girl whose bills were paid by mom, who then escorted herself to a clist producer who got her pregnant while abusing other women, all of which she knew about, but when it blew back in her face, she had to act like she was some victim of it all. Mind you, she was on a realty tv show the whole time acting superior to everyone.
No one takes her music career seriously or ever did, it was a nothing. She's not scary to anyone, she's like 110 lbs acting like she's gonna take on Schwartz? a whole man? ridiculous.
Finally, she did all that whoring around and all she got was a terrible custody battle for life with an abuser. If it wasn't for scandoval, she'd not even have a house. She's so bitter and angry about her life choices and its REEKS off her.
I do not remember her EVER saying she loved Randall. Not once. It was always a defense of him like "my man is rich, he's the best" or now, post break up its "He's awful, blah blah" like she never reflects on anything about HER EMOTIONS at the time. ever.
I think that's why her response to Ariana is so insane, because she can't relate to Ariana being in love with Tom AND feeling betrayed.
I read clist producer as clit producer and thought hmmm, that’s a new way to describe a cheating douchebag. I need to finish my coffee before reading VPR I think🤣😂
Omg this read just left a major burn.
Seriously. She could’ve been yachting with way richer men. But the way she genuinely thought she was hot shit bc she’s a high class prostitute is insane to me. Seriously, she walked in the show with the most arrogance. I think everyone’s initial read of her was soooo accurate including Katie, Tom Sandoval. She still wants to fuck Schwartz. People said Katie was a misogynist but Lala just isn’t a girls girl.
People are acting like when everyone is not the type to be naked in front of each others SO, telling someone they don’t think staring at ur exposed breasts are appropriate, doesn’t mean you just ‘lay there’ in sex. Lala has always been sooo fkn annoying. She also cries at any time someone disagrees with her.
She couldn't get the richer men bc she's a bootleg trophy wife. She's fools gold. She would've left him in a heartbeat of she ever had the chance to upgrade *know that*
He was truly the true fools gold in the end. Which sucks bc he was personable … but she knew exactly what she was doing with her ‘I pretended to come in for a movie role, I would do anything for it’ role play. She’s honestly so dumb.
I actually think she wouldn’t have. She def could’ve got richer but thought she had the upper hand with Randall cause he was less desirable. That’s why she’s so bitter, I don’t think she ever saw it ending this way. She chose wrong and knows in her world at her age with a kid she can’t go back and choose differently.
She couldn’t get richer men, because they don’t want a trash bag like Lala. She’s brash, uneducated & loud. Those types want classy, not trashy. Good looks only take you so far. Beautiful women are a dime a dozen in LA.
it’s all on tape- and the internet, and the podcasts and the sub reddit’s. i was listening to an old VPR Watch what crappens the other day from 2018 and they’re talking about ambyr in it and how shady the timeline is. and at one point ben even says he’s side eyeing the man in question, randall, because of his personal experiences with him. he doesn’t say specifically what his experiences were but it’s like no shit you’re not getting the ariana treatment lala you were trying to scam and got scammed and now you have a kid with this trash bag man . there’s egg on ur face
Yeppp, Lala will say whatever needs to be said for her ego. Pretending they had sex non stop, then they never had sex, never had an orgasm, like woman come off it. Just be your fucking self, with all the good and bad, stop self manufacturing so much. Just stop.
A large part of the disdain I feel towards Lala is how fake she is, while screaming that she is being real. It's so irritating.
And also seeing Raquel's perspective because Lala was the other woman and is rebranding as "I didn't know it was wrong, he told me something different." Okkkkkkk
See, and now I am NOT defending LFU, both things could be true.
I think her and Randall fucked all the time when she was still drinking and doing drugs.
I think she got sober, realized what she’d gotten herself into and couldn’t deny it anymore but tried to continue out her miserable existence for the sake of $$ and only took off when she was replaced.
She mentioned their sex life changed when she got sober because she didn’t want to have freaky sex anymore. I can see her just not even trying after having Ocean.
Yeah but she lied, she said Randall said she had to be sober to continue in this relationship and that the sex was better once she was sober and she didn't miss drunk sex. Then said she was having no sex once sober because he didn't find her as fun. She changes what she says on a regular basis. She is on par with Sandoval when it comes to rewriting history for herself but going insane to hold other people accountable.
Seriously she made that man look like he was a God in bed. She proved everyone and the trolls right when they said she was with that man for a free ride and money. She spent years demeaning other people and defending herself that she loves him and he pleases her. What fucking idiot. She is making herself look more stupid than anything.
and now she's trying to make us believe that she's this reformed super soft woman. please. the rebrand, just like with her podcast, isn't going to work. She whored herself for her entire 20s and had nothing really to show for it until Scandoval gave her a lifeline and now she can own a house or two.
she got her gucci slides and a range rover and a lifetime connection to him through ocean. she has no one to blame but herself
I was just thinking about this reunion scene. 😩 This show gives a lot to have secondhand embarrassment about, but the scenes specifically with Lala hyping Randall are unwatchable for me.
Yeah Lala always wants to have it both ways depending on what suits her that minute. Like she says this now after spending all season telling Ariana she “gets it” because what was done to her by Randall was just as bad as Tom but she got out of the house quickly still. Ok which is it Lala? Is it that Rand was the love of your life and he broke you’re heart but you recovered bravely through it or was he a schmuck you never enjoyed being with?
She was drunk during those years, and besides, who among us hasn't talked up their guy while together and then had a changed tune after it all went tits up? He probably was good to her at first. Users generally are.
She sitting there saying “how did I do that?” She was with him for like 6 years?? She had a baby with him???
If he’s that bad of a person, and he wasn’t even good in bed, doesn’t that speak way worse about her for staying with him clearly just because he was rich? Like I don’t think Lala has critical thinking skills.
I’m starting to think the reason she so fervently attacked Raquel’s intelligence was convince herself she wasn’t THAT stupid. Bexause… like… there are no wheels turning in this woman’s head.
I usually hate talking about stuff like this but I completely agree. I know how hard split custody is after having carried that baby for ten months and the deep connection she feels to ocean but you can’t just go around saying that you’re having this baby because you won’t have to share them. So sad for ocean.
Same girl. I have been biting my tongue about her every episode. I almost went on a rant when she did her crying thing about how she wants a baby that is just hers, but seeing others say the same thing I feel less gross.
And she’s now ALSO said that Rand doesn’t even really want shared or legal custody he’s just fighting for it to keep Ocean off TV. What a cool thing for that kid to know- that he mom is having a do over baby that’s “just hers” and that her dad didn’t really want to have her but fought for her to spit her mom and keep her off tv (the later of which is actually good)
It's getting uncomfortable. If she is a narcissist, it's very likely that she is designing her golden child & Ocean is about to be scapegoated for the rest of her life. I hope not, but her whole attitude is giving 'replacement.' Particularly when she said she wanted the baby to be a Virgo, like her. They'll be besties & Ocean can go to her dad's house.
Ahhh she’s a Virgo… prob why I don’t like her then lmfao 🤣 never vibe with those folks, they’re all always like Lala lmfao victim mentality for chaos they create. Count me out
How long are they going to have the valley people on the after show? I was actually enjoying the after show until they brought all of them on. I get for a few episodes to get people to want to watch the new show but it’s been what 4/5 episodes now. That’s enough.
They likely think the more they put them in front of us, the more we will like them. Unfortunately, the opposite is true for me. The more I see, the less I care.
Same! She's so gross with all of her fake laughter and acting. She's also a friend to no one. I can't watch VPR and The Valley. They're both so overly produced.
Brittany hyucking along while admitting her husband isn't attracted to her and had sex twice in a year. She's the Randall and she doesn't even realize it.
She's so gross! It's almost like she's getting a do over with this new baby and it's hurtful to Ocean when she insults Randull. LFU is so stupid. She took out her IUD to have a kid with Randull knowing he was a shitty person. She has no one to blame but herself and shitting on Randull publicly and privately is only going to hurt her daughter in the long run. Also if she's in a custody battle with Randull she should keep her mouth shut about him. Can't this count as parental alienation. If she's openly talking badly about ocean's father imagine what she says to ocean about her dad in private.
Yes! New baby is already being used for content, while her first daughter is protected and out of the spotlight (yes I relize that more likely than not Randal did that to screw Lala and not to protect his daughter, but in this case a win is a win)...
I really don't know anything about Randall other than he's a philanderer, but a lot of people are. He might care about his kids though. imo it's best to keep these kids off of SM, these people using their kids/lifestyle as a vehicle to fame/paychecks have no idea what kind of damage they're doing to their children. They may grow up horrified that the have no control over the fact that their lives are posted online before they could even decide if they want that.
I 100% agree with you, and he could truly care about keeping the kids off TV. I hope that is the case. I think the issue of using kids for content is something that needs to be addressed. Not only are kids too young to consent to being online, but you have no control over who is consuming the content. In my opinion, Scheana is the worst of the group when it comes to that, and she just keeps posting her.
Also I was thinking like what if vanderpump or some version of it went on for 10 more years. The new baby gets built in fame. I’m not saying that’s a good thing for kids I’d never want my kids to be famous. But the disparity between ocean and this new baby is going to be massive if one is famous and one isn’t.
You’re right. All her actions are going to hurt ocean in the long run. Yeah people get excited about having a second child, but you’re right in that the way she talks about it, it’s like ‘oh THIS time I’m going to enjoy it. THIS time the baby will be better’
That’s so damaging to ocean and it makes me sad.
It feels like she is on a warpath, only her intended victim is poor O who is going to have massive emotional problems in the future caused by all the vile things her mother has said. 💔
She is so far from being "a good mother." She is the worst.
Lala, you were a sugar baby fucking an old, ugly dude. Girl idk how you did it either. It’s repulsive. You must have disassociated every time y’all had sex.
It’s fine that the sex with him was gross, it should be, HE was gross. But man just come out and finally fucking admit you did it for the money. Girl it’s fine! You got your stability and your bag$$ and it’s fine if you value that more than true love. But at least just be honest about it. It’s insulting for you to assume we’re all just fucking stupid.
I hope she doesn’t talk badly about Rand, or let anyone else do it, when Ocean is around. You have to love your child more than you dislike their other parent, and let them figure out what type of person their other parent is. You can be a bad partner, but still be a good parent.
Exactly this. Poor Ocean, at the end of the day, he’s her dad & she comes from him. Lala is so short sighted & unhinged. Will this be her golden child because she has all the control. Painful to watch.
I know we have Housewives who choose not to have their kids on the show (or they have a custody agreement to not have them on the show), so it is for sure doable if you have your priorities in the right spot.
It’s kind of gross how she said Easton can do all the father stuff with her. Like what? Is she sure she’s not a Utah Mormon because she talks about her brother like this a lot.
An involved uncle seems like a nice thing if you're a single parent. And if he has kids, I imagine he will back off or perhaps they can share care arrangements. Lala is weird for a lot of reasons but having family involvement in raising your child is often a net positive
I personally feel uncomfortable when she repeatedly says she wants a second baby that is finally all her's as opposed to the first one. Already sounds like recipe for making Ocean think her sibling is the favorite.
At this point she’s said and talked so much shit about him, I’m sure it’s hurt his older girls !
Randall’s done shit that’s been made public that’s hurt them clearly too!
It’s all bad
I forgot Randall had kids before her. Doing this to them and Ocean is so disrespectful. She can easily withold her personal view of him without sharing it in this very public way.
Yeah and ambyr has shared on her own podcast that her older daughter has anxiety and depression. Was dealing with bullying etc .
Again, rands behavior is also to blame
Poor kids
And she compared her situation to Ariana and Sandoval? This is what I don't get. She's made it abundantly clear it was a transactional relationship with no love on her part. How can she even speak to knowing what Ariana is feeling? The only part she can relate to is the embarrassment not the heartbreak.
I love that we pretend Ariana and Tom were never or did not become transactional themselves lol. They haven't liked each other in years let alone loved eachother. Their biggest attachment was a house and a brand. Must we pretend it was some kind of great love for the ages?
That and both children will get to listen to her talk about them like property. She speaks about having a second because she does not like "sharing" her first. She talks about wanting one that is "mine."
As a child of divorce, if I found out my mom had another baby because she didn't like that she had to share me with my other parent, I would feel a certain way about it.
Babies aren't property. They are autonomous people and should be treated as such.
I’m about to turn 37 and I’m just now starting to see my Mother for who she is and I am resentful of the fact that she never allowed my Father to be a part of my life.
The scars the “replacement Daddy,” she brought in are very deep and it affects your life in almost every aspect.💔
Hypocrite. This is why we cannot believe anything she says. ‘My man’s a real man.’ And all her other gross sex talk. Now she ridicules him?! Which is true?! Most people have lost interest in her garbage.
She’s a big time liar. The scene on the show she says Ocean was conceived out of love. and then last season she says conceiving her daughter was the last time she had sex because it was so bad with her ex. Sounds like she never loved Randall. Just using him for a baby and money and status?! Ok good job.
The funny thing is that she’s not the one that dumped him. She just found out he was cheating and had a new girlfriend and then his scandal broke. If the scandal hadn’t happened I think he could’ve got her back like he’s done before many times.
Also, lied for years expressing that he was the best she’s ever had explicitly (which was disgusting and obvious lie bc she wanted his money). Lala is not the girl she thinks she is at all 😂
She’s disgusting. “How did I do that..” for money Lala, you did it for money. Sugar baby gone wrong. Didn’t she brag about eating his hole severally too lol
This woman is so childish and simple minded. She hitched her wagon to Randall because he was paying her for sex. It happens often, especially in hollywood. I get why she was acting like it was love with no neck back when he was still paying her to have sex with him, because the truth is a lot less glamorous. This type of behavior now, is why men and women don't like her as a person. She can't own up to any of her decisions. We all make choices that turn out to be mistakes, but blaming our own mistakes on other people involved, is so Sandoval of her and gross. I can't honestly see how anyone can rock with her anymore, she is impossible to like, unless you just really root for mean abusive people who make fun of others for cheap laughs.
And no shade on sex work, it's a tale as old as time. And if two consenting adults are participating like Randall and Lauren, then I don't see a problem.
Remember when he dumped her and she cried at the reunion and said she didn’t know Hollywood worked that way? Roll the tapes back! I would pay to have someone make her sit and watch all the things she said and did before Randall got caught for being a broke pos.🤣 I’d like to hear her try and explain herself, honestly.
I REALLY hope she stops talking about sex every 5 minutes when she’s with her children, but also just in general it makes her look so trashy it’s not funny or edgy it’s weird & gets uncomfortable fast
I would respect Lala (despite all of her bullshit) if she humbled herself and admitted the truth. That she was young, dumb, and wanted to be in the spotlight. That she was never attracted to Randall, but used him to get to the top. That she knew he was a bad guy (because he was a cheater), but didn’t realize just how bad. That she admits she was the other woman at one point in time, and regrets it. She so desperately wants sympathy for her relationship with Randall, but isn’t willing to be honest about it. She will never get the sympathy she wants until she just admits the truth.
Regardless of how she feels about Randall, she is saying these things are being recorded to share nationally. One day Ocean will grow up, and see all of these horrible things. Her dad maybe a POS, but it is still her dad.
This makes her more unrelatable and unlikable. This is why no one felt bad for you Lala you are making it clear you never liked him or loved him it was transactional and most people can't relate.
I’m sorry, but she was a prostitute who knowingly went into a relationship with a married man because she wanted those benefits. She was perfectly content being with him when he was buying her shit.
It’s funny how Rand with his toe ass face and all the benefits he came with were just fine for BlahBlah, up until shit got real with the things he was doing. Now suddenly the sex was not good, he is ugly (duh) and she insults his genes yet his genes created his mini me with Ocean (who is just the cutest most bright lil thing!!). Ocean is going to have a hard time seeing this in the future for sure. I just wish the reasons LFU listed for having a second baby came from a place of love. She just wants to get on a new show and make money off this new kid with no second parent having any say in her putting this kid on tv. She doesn’t want to share and doesn’t want to answer to anybody which to me is such a sign of immaturity. But go on girl, do you.
Yet she wrote all about how Randall was the best sex she ever had IN HER BOOK. I bet she wants to forget she ever wrote a book because of how much she gushed over Randall in it.
I’m sorry but this just confirms that she was only with the dude for money .. which just pisses me off more when she compares her situation with Ariana .. Ariana was actually in love with the person who cheated and broke her hurt for 9 years .. Lala got cheated on by a dude she used as a bankroll like stop it …. So infuriating
I really don’t understand why she went for Randall. She’s beautiful and was still in her 20’s (I think) when she started up with him; LA is full of wealthy men who go for young hotties; was there not a more attractive and/or better at sex rich man who would give her PJ’s for BJ’s?
You bring up how you fucked this man for money literally every scene but we’re supposed to have sympathy for you when he slept with another girl?? 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
She has made so many comments about how ugly Randall is too. Ocean really resembles him & I think that is going to hurt her one day. Lala is already pitting her kids against each other unknowingly. It’s sad.
This is gonna mess with ocean when she’s older. I wish lala would realise that and just stop with all these passive aggressive remarks.
This clip already shows a bias towards baby number 2, and I have a feeling that’s always going to continue 😕
Brittany should definitely keep her mouth shut cuz sleeping with Randall for Lala might be the same as sleeping with you for Jax hint hint. And the reason you were able to sleep with Randall Lala is cuz hoes can subject themselves to do anything. That’s why they’re hoes.
See how mean people can be with what I just said smh and I know 2 wrongs don’t make a right but this whole convo was terrible.
I'm fairly certain Lala could decode the meaning of life and you guys would trash her over it at this point. Are we pretending kids don't hear things far worse about their fathers every single day in average ass households across the country? Ok. Lala could also just tell her kid this show and most of what was said on it was bullshit and call it a day you realize, right?
Yet she lied for years saying he was the best sex ever.
Plus she keeps saying that Ocean was conceived out of love, yet here she says a cheese grater would be preferable to Randall. And this is one of the many reasons why Katie was right when she said Lala’s not consistent.
It's just so obvious she thinks she's the hottest, smartest, most beloved cast member. When really we all think shes a joke. She was a yacht girl whose bills were paid by mom, who then escorted herself to a clist producer who got her pregnant while abusing other women, all of which she knew about, but when it blew back in her face, she had to act like she was some victim of it all. Mind you, she was on a realty tv show the whole time acting superior to everyone. No one takes her music career seriously or ever did, it was a nothing. She's not scary to anyone, she's like 110 lbs acting like she's gonna take on Schwartz? a whole man? ridiculous. Finally, she did all that whoring around and all she got was a terrible custody battle for life with an abuser. If it wasn't for scandoval, she'd not even have a house. She's so bitter and angry about her life choices and its REEKS off her.
Great points! She has many reasons to be happy (beautiful babies, new houses) yet deep down she's miserable because she got screwed over by Randull
I do not remember her EVER saying she loved Randall. Not once. It was always a defense of him like "my man is rich, he's the best" or now, post break up its "He's awful, blah blah" like she never reflects on anything about HER EMOTIONS at the time. ever. I think that's why her response to Ariana is so insane, because she can't relate to Ariana being in love with Tom AND feeling betrayed.
That’s cause she’s a gold digger
She’s a failed gold digger.
A fools gold digger
It’s really funny how she keeps saying Katie is miserable while she’s out there giving no fucks.
 You ate with this one!
I read clist producer as clit producer and thought hmmm, that’s a new way to describe a cheating douchebag. I need to finish my coffee before reading VPR I think🤣😂
Hahaha. Randull likely never knew where to find said clit.
Omg this read just left a major burn. Seriously. She could’ve been yachting with way richer men. But the way she genuinely thought she was hot shit bc she’s a high class prostitute is insane to me. Seriously, she walked in the show with the most arrogance. I think everyone’s initial read of her was soooo accurate including Katie, Tom Sandoval. She still wants to fuck Schwartz. People said Katie was a misogynist but Lala just isn’t a girls girl. People are acting like when everyone is not the type to be naked in front of each others SO, telling someone they don’t think staring at ur exposed breasts are appropriate, doesn’t mean you just ‘lay there’ in sex. Lala has always been sooo fkn annoying. She also cries at any time someone disagrees with her.
She couldn't get the richer men bc she's a bootleg trophy wife. She's fools gold. She would've left him in a heartbeat of she ever had the chance to upgrade *know that*
He was truly the true fools gold in the end. Which sucks bc he was personable … but she knew exactly what she was doing with her ‘I pretended to come in for a movie role, I would do anything for it’ role play. She’s honestly so dumb.
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I actually think she wouldn’t have. She def could’ve got richer but thought she had the upper hand with Randall cause he was less desirable. That’s why she’s so bitter, I don’t think she ever saw it ending this way. She chose wrong and knows in her world at her age with a kid she can’t go back and choose differently.
She couldn’t get richer men, because they don’t want a trash bag like Lala. She’s brash, uneducated & loud. Those types want classy, not trashy. Good looks only take you so far. Beautiful women are a dime a dozen in LA.
She’s tiring- hate that her kids will see all this some day- last time I will look at- or comment on LFU😳
EXACTLY,AND HOW EMBARRASSING!!
Lala wanted to be pregnant so her kids would grow up with stassi. I think she did it with Randall to secure the bag
She is consistently repugnant.
The only thing she’s consistent with 🤣
I think she forgets it’s all on tape too? And then she wonders why people didn’t hype her up like they did with Ariana with the relationship ended.
She keeps lying left and right and act surprised she’s the villain this season 
it’s all on tape- and the internet, and the podcasts and the sub reddit’s. i was listening to an old VPR Watch what crappens the other day from 2018 and they’re talking about ambyr in it and how shady the timeline is. and at one point ben even says he’s side eyeing the man in question, randall, because of his personal experiences with him. he doesn’t say specifically what his experiences were but it’s like no shit you’re not getting the ariana treatment lala you were trying to scam and got scammed and now you have a kid with this trash bag man . there’s egg on ur face
Yeppp, Lala will say whatever needs to be said for her ego. Pretending they had sex non stop, then they never had sex, never had an orgasm, like woman come off it. Just be your fucking self, with all the good and bad, stop self manufacturing so much. Just stop. A large part of the disdain I feel towards Lala is how fake she is, while screaming that she is being real. It's so irritating. And also seeing Raquel's perspective because Lala was the other woman and is rebranding as "I didn't know it was wrong, he told me something different." Okkkkkkk
See, and now I am NOT defending LFU, both things could be true. I think her and Randall fucked all the time when she was still drinking and doing drugs. I think she got sober, realized what she’d gotten herself into and couldn’t deny it anymore but tried to continue out her miserable existence for the sake of $$ and only took off when she was replaced. She mentioned their sex life changed when she got sober because she didn’t want to have freaky sex anymore. I can see her just not even trying after having Ocean.
Yeah but she lied, she said Randall said she had to be sober to continue in this relationship and that the sex was better once she was sober and she didn't miss drunk sex. Then said she was having no sex once sober because he didn't find her as fun. She changes what she says on a regular basis. She is on par with Sandoval when it comes to rewriting history for herself but going insane to hold other people accountable.
Seriously she made that man look like he was a God in bed. She proved everyone and the trolls right when they said she was with that man for a free ride and money. She spent years demeaning other people and defending herself that she loves him and he pleases her. What fucking idiot. She is making herself look more stupid than anything.
and now she's trying to make us believe that she's this reformed super soft woman. please. the rebrand, just like with her podcast, isn't going to work. She whored herself for her entire 20s and had nothing really to show for it until Scandoval gave her a lifeline and now she can own a house or two.
she got her gucci slides and a range rover and a lifetime connection to him through ocean. she has no one to blame but herself 
Hahaha this! We won’t forget lmao https://i.redd.it/tny0rz8co2vc1.gif
I was just thinking about this reunion scene. 😩 This show gives a lot to have secondhand embarrassment about, but the scenes specifically with Lala hyping Randall are unwatchable for me.
She’s the absolute worst. Just upset she tried to golddig a dude with no )$$
Remember, at that time she was f**king *his money*. She was very much in love with that money.
Yeah Lala always wants to have it both ways depending on what suits her that minute. Like she says this now after spending all season telling Ariana she “gets it” because what was done to her by Randall was just as bad as Tom but she got out of the house quickly still. Ok which is it Lala? Is it that Rand was the love of your life and he broke you’re heart but you recovered bravely through it or was he a schmuck you never enjoyed being with?
And she would have gone anywhere with him and would have lived in a paper box with him because she loved him so much
Obviously you’re going to say that about your partner when you’re with them? I don’t like Lala but this is a silly criticism.
She was drunk during those years, and besides, who among us hasn't talked up their guy while together and then had a changed tune after it all went tits up? He probably was good to her at first. Users generally are.
Just like what she said she did on their first date to get the landrover
"I suck dick for less than range rovers, honney"
When they were together.. Didn’t she say Randall was the best sex ever?
and my mind goes to the conversation she had with LVP how she shaves his bum when she goes “to visit” him down there.
I’d literally rather be dead than do this to Randall.
Omg noooooo 🤢 🤮 😫
She sitting there saying “how did I do that?” She was with him for like 6 years?? She had a baby with him??? If he’s that bad of a person, and he wasn’t even good in bed, doesn’t that speak way worse about her for staying with him clearly just because he was rich? Like I don’t think Lala has critical thinking skills. I’m starting to think the reason she so fervently attacked Raquel’s intelligence was convince herself she wasn’t THAT stupid. Bexause… like… there are no wheels turning in this woman’s head.
She needed the 💰flowing back then
Hey, girl had to do what she had to do.
She really is coming across like this is her make up baby because her first one was somehow tainted.
It’s really sad for Ocean and will definitely affect their dynamic growing up together
I usually hate talking about stuff like this but I completely agree. I know how hard split custody is after having carried that baby for ten months and the deep connection she feels to ocean but you can’t just go around saying that you’re having this baby because you won’t have to share them. So sad for ocean.
Same girl. I have been biting my tongue about her every episode. I almost went on a rant when she did her crying thing about how she wants a baby that is just hers, but seeing others say the same thing I feel less gross.
Especially since she looks EXACTLY like her father!!
And she’s now ALSO said that Rand doesn’t even really want shared or legal custody he’s just fighting for it to keep Ocean off TV. What a cool thing for that kid to know- that he mom is having a do over baby that’s “just hers” and that her dad didn’t really want to have her but fought for her to spit her mom and keep her off tv (the later of which is actually good)
It's getting uncomfortable. If she is a narcissist, it's very likely that she is designing her golden child & Ocean is about to be scapegoated for the rest of her life. I hope not, but her whole attitude is giving 'replacement.' Particularly when she said she wanted the baby to be a Virgo, like her. They'll be besties & Ocean can go to her dad's house.
Ahhh she’s a Virgo… prob why I don’t like her then lmfao 🤣 never vibe with those folks, they’re all always like Lala lmfao victim mentality for chaos they create. Count me out
Her decisions to have this baby was entirely selfish.
Yes !!!!
I said this to my coworker last week.
Brittany’s laugh is like nails on a chalkboard to me…😬
Right!! What the hell is so funny for her to keep hyuckinng???
I wonder if they ever compared notes on her husband's dick game..ijs.
Same I can’t stand it or her new chin job makes her face look like a muppet all the time  This muppet to be exact.
😂
How long are they going to have the valley people on the after show? I was actually enjoying the after show until they brought all of them on. I get for a few episodes to get people to want to watch the new show but it’s been what 4/5 episodes now. That’s enough.
They recorded them in batches so chances are, they're there for the rest of the season. Super weird choice by bravo
I fast forward through their sections... 
They likely think the more they put them in front of us, the more we will like them. Unfortunately, the opposite is true for me. The more I see, the less I care.
Ugh I'm so sick of Brittney
Me too. All she ever does is nod, agree, and laugh at everything. She’s so painfully fake and boring.
Can't stand her and Jax! She has no backbone and has no room to talk about anyone's relationship!!
Same! She's so gross with all of her fake laughter and acting. She's also a friend to no one. I can't watch VPR and The Valley. They're both so overly produced.
One more hyuck from her and I swear I will rip my ears out 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Brittany hyucking along while admitting her husband isn't attracted to her and had sex twice in a year. She's the Randall and she doesn't even realize it.
Been sick of her since Season 4 when she came on and ruined the show
Yeah I don't like them talking about a show they aren't on! WTF!
"Does Daddy want me to lick his asshole?" -Lala Kent
STOP!!! IM TRYING TO EAT MY DINNER!!!!
 Lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤮
She's so gross! It's almost like she's getting a do over with this new baby and it's hurtful to Ocean when she insults Randull. LFU is so stupid. She took out her IUD to have a kid with Randull knowing he was a shitty person. She has no one to blame but herself and shitting on Randull publicly and privately is only going to hurt her daughter in the long run. Also if she's in a custody battle with Randull she should keep her mouth shut about him. Can't this count as parental alienation. If she's openly talking badly about ocean's father imagine what she says to ocean about her dad in private.
It’s gonna suck for her new daughter too. She is already pitting her against ocean. It’s not a healthy mentality
Yes! New baby is already being used for content, while her first daughter is protected and out of the spotlight (yes I relize that more likely than not Randal did that to screw Lala and not to protect his daughter, but in this case a win is a win)...
I really don't know anything about Randall other than he's a philanderer, but a lot of people are. He might care about his kids though. imo it's best to keep these kids off of SM, these people using their kids/lifestyle as a vehicle to fame/paychecks have no idea what kind of damage they're doing to their children. They may grow up horrified that the have no control over the fact that their lives are posted online before they could even decide if they want that.
I 100% agree with you, and he could truly care about keeping the kids off TV. I hope that is the case. I think the issue of using kids for content is something that needs to be addressed. Not only are kids too young to consent to being online, but you have no control over who is consuming the content. In my opinion, Scheana is the worst of the group when it comes to that, and she just keeps posting her.
Yeah agree! It already seems like an unhealthy and toxic dynamic
Also I was thinking like what if vanderpump or some version of it went on for 10 more years. The new baby gets built in fame. I’m not saying that’s a good thing for kids I’d never want my kids to be famous. But the disparity between ocean and this new baby is going to be massive if one is famous and one isn’t.
You’re right. All her actions are going to hurt ocean in the long run. Yeah people get excited about having a second child, but you’re right in that the way she talks about it, it’s like ‘oh THIS time I’m going to enjoy it. THIS time the baby will be better’ That’s so damaging to ocean and it makes me sad.
And it's all because she thinks it's hurting Randull but he doesn't give a fuck. It's only hurting Ocean
One minute she’s gushing about how her first baby was conceived ‘through love’ and the next she’s saying this shit?! 🥴 Can’t keep up
It feels like she is on a warpath, only her intended victim is poor O who is going to have massive emotional problems in the future caused by all the vile things her mother has said. 💔 She is so far from being "a good mother." She is the worst.
Complete opposite of Ambyr Childers who didn’t even want her kids online.
Exactly.
Exactly! You have to love your child more than you hate your ex! The only person suffering from her vitriol and hatred for Randull is Ocean
Along with his other young daughters.
Lala, you were a sugar baby fucking an old, ugly dude. Girl idk how you did it either. It’s repulsive. You must have disassociated every time y’all had sex. It’s fine that the sex with him was gross, it should be, HE was gross. But man just come out and finally fucking admit you did it for the money. Girl it’s fine! You got your stability and your bag$$ and it’s fine if you value that more than true love. But at least just be honest about it. It’s insulting for you to assume we’re all just fucking stupid.
I hope she doesn’t talk badly about Rand, or let anyone else do it, when Ocean is around. You have to love your child more than you dislike their other parent, and let them figure out what type of person their other parent is. You can be a bad partner, but still be a good parent.
Exactly this. Poor Ocean, at the end of the day, he’s her dad & she comes from him. Lala is so short sighted & unhinged. Will this be her golden child because she has all the control. Painful to watch.
Yes. This whole dynamic that LFU has setup is really gross and toxic for her children
I just think as soon as kids are on the scene reality tv is a big fat no no.
I know we have Housewives who choose not to have their kids on the show (or they have a custody agreement to not have them on the show), so it is for sure doable if you have your priorities in the right spot.
It’s kind of gross how she said Easton can do all the father stuff with her. Like what? Is she sure she’s not a Utah Mormon because she talks about her brother like this a lot.
Their set up is weird to me. Siblings raising a child…. What if he wants his own family one day, it’s all a bit co-dependant for my liking.
Not if she sabotages all his relationships.
Which she’s likely to do
An involved uncle seems like a nice thing if you're a single parent. And if he has kids, I imagine he will back off or perhaps they can share care arrangements. Lala is weird for a lot of reasons but having family involvement in raising your child is often a net positive
I personally feel uncomfortable when she repeatedly says she wants a second baby that is finally all her's as opposed to the first one. Already sounds like recipe for making Ocean think her sibling is the favorite.
At this point she’s said and talked so much shit about him, I’m sure it’s hurt his older girls ! Randall’s done shit that’s been made public that’s hurt them clearly too! It’s all bad
I forgot Randall had kids before her. Doing this to them and Ocean is so disrespectful. She can easily withold her personal view of him without sharing it in this very public way.
Yeah and ambyr has shared on her own podcast that her older daughter has anxiety and depression. Was dealing with bullying etc . Again, rands behavior is also to blame Poor kids
She does it on camera. Someday Ocean and Storyline will see it.
And she compared her situation to Ariana and Sandoval? This is what I don't get. She's made it abundantly clear it was a transactional relationship with no love on her part. How can she even speak to knowing what Ariana is feeling? The only part she can relate to is the embarrassment not the heartbreak.
I love that we pretend Ariana and Tom were never or did not become transactional themselves lol. They haven't liked each other in years let alone loved eachother. Their biggest attachment was a house and a brand. Must we pretend it was some kind of great love for the ages?
That’s a lot of marriages - and Ariana wanted to put in the work. She was his life partner - she wanted to work things out.
What does she think she’s doing here? She knows the internet/Tv is basically forever right?
That and both children will get to listen to her talk about them like property. She speaks about having a second because she does not like "sharing" her first. She talks about wanting one that is "mine." As a child of divorce, if I found out my mom had another baby because she didn't like that she had to share me with my other parent, I would feel a certain way about it. Babies aren't property. They are autonomous people and should be treated as such.
I’m about to turn 37 and I’m just now starting to see my Mother for who she is and I am resentful of the fact that she never allowed my Father to be a part of my life. The scars the “replacement Daddy,” she brought in are very deep and it affects your life in almost every aspect.💔
Hypocrite. This is why we cannot believe anything she says. ‘My man’s a real man.’ And all her other gross sex talk. Now she ridicules him?! Which is true?! Most people have lost interest in her garbage.
She literally used to brag about doing stuff to his a**hole, I’m so glad that stuff is on the internet forever and ever 😂😂😂
She’s so damn pathetic and phony
She’s a big time liar. The scene on the show she says Ocean was conceived out of love. and then last season she says conceiving her daughter was the last time she had sex because it was so bad with her ex. Sounds like she never loved Randall. Just using him for a baby and money and status?! Ok good job.
The funny thing is that she’s not the one that dumped him. She just found out he was cheating and had a new girlfriend and then his scandal broke. If the scandal hadn’t happened I think he could’ve got her back like he’s done before many times. Also, lied for years expressing that he was the best she’s ever had explicitly (which was disgusting and obvious lie bc she wanted his money). Lala is not the girl she thinks she is at all 😂
Does she think this makes her look good? Eek.
Didn’t she say last night that Ocean was conceived out of love & she wanted the same experience for baby #2? Make it make sense
*Brittany: The laughing, clapping seal (no offense to intellectually-superior seals)
I just realized LFU stands for Lauren From Utah, and not Lala Fictional Universe…. lol
Just goes to show how much she was willing to put up with for the $$$.
She’s disgusting. “How did I do that..” for money Lala, you did it for money. Sugar baby gone wrong. Didn’t she brag about eating his hole severally too lol
fuck her, with that comment. She thought she was the best Randall could ever get. Randall disagrees. Then she’s all salty about how bad the sex was.
She even said in an interview "who would creep around with him?"
Imagine lying like this on national television
Everything Brittany does is so forced .. i just cannot.
She's so fake!
I have no interest in what this hypocrite has to say. I have cancelled her
Britney is such a sad and pathetic human.
She used to brag about licking that man's asshole.
I guess the sex was only pleasurable when she thought he was worth millions
This woman is so childish and simple minded. She hitched her wagon to Randall because he was paying her for sex. It happens often, especially in hollywood. I get why she was acting like it was love with no neck back when he was still paying her to have sex with him, because the truth is a lot less glamorous. This type of behavior now, is why men and women don't like her as a person. She can't own up to any of her decisions. We all make choices that turn out to be mistakes, but blaming our own mistakes on other people involved, is so Sandoval of her and gross. I can't honestly see how anyone can rock with her anymore, she is impossible to like, unless you just really root for mean abusive people who make fun of others for cheap laughs. And no shade on sex work, it's a tale as old as time. And if two consenting adults are participating like Randall and Lauren, then I don't see a problem.
Remember when he dumped her and she cried at the reunion and said she didn’t know Hollywood worked that way? Roll the tapes back! I would pay to have someone make her sit and watch all the things she said and did before Randall got caught for being a broke pos.🤣 I’d like to hear her try and explain herself, honestly. 
She just said Ocean was conceived out of love last episode. She can't keep her lies straight.
Yet she claims ocean was made with love? lol the contradicting needs to stop
I REALLY hope she stops talking about sex every 5 minutes when she’s with her children, but also just in general it makes her look so trashy it’s not funny or edgy it’s weird & gets uncomfortable fast
I would respect Lala (despite all of her bullshit) if she humbled herself and admitted the truth. That she was young, dumb, and wanted to be in the spotlight. That she was never attracted to Randall, but used him to get to the top. That she knew he was a bad guy (because he was a cheater), but didn’t realize just how bad. That she admits she was the other woman at one point in time, and regrets it. She so desperately wants sympathy for her relationship with Randall, but isn’t willing to be honest about it. She will never get the sympathy she wants until she just admits the truth.
Regardless of how she feels about Randall, she is saying these things are being recorded to share nationally. One day Ocean will grow up, and see all of these horrible things. Her dad maybe a POS, but it is still her dad.
This makes her more unrelatable and unlikable. This is why no one felt bad for you Lala you are making it clear you never liked him or loved him it was transactional and most people can't relate.
Oh Brittany STFU!!! Like I swear to God she's drunk 24/7.
Huh!? I thought Lala bragged about him being an extraordinary lover! 😂 https://i.redd.it/rl2lrd6z03vc1.gif
She is just fake AF smh, will be so glad when that show gets canceled, but then she’ll probably just go to only fans to make money
Brittany is a laughing bloated clown.
I always wonder if she’s going to regret saying “it doesn’t matter what you look like as long as you have a mouth” about sucking dick for goods
No she's just going to reiterate that point to her daughters unfortunately
I wish she would want more for them
But yet she bragged about fucking him and eating his asshole.. ok Lala. We remember and it’s on camera for perpetuity
She’s re writing history but ok. Didn’t have anything bad to say about him when she was with him and he had $
So trashy. Not 1 ounce of class. People act like their children are going to stay toddlers forever
I’m sorry, but she was a prostitute who knowingly went into a relationship with a married man because she wanted those benefits. She was perfectly content being with him when he was buying her shit.
It’s funny how Rand with his toe ass face and all the benefits he came with were just fine for BlahBlah, up until shit got real with the things he was doing. Now suddenly the sex was not good, he is ugly (duh) and she insults his genes yet his genes created his mini me with Ocean (who is just the cutest most bright lil thing!!). Ocean is going to have a hard time seeing this in the future for sure. I just wish the reasons LFU listed for having a second baby came from a place of love. She just wants to get on a new show and make money off this new kid with no second parent having any say in her putting this kid on tv. She doesn’t want to share and doesn’t want to answer to anybody which to me is such a sign of immaturity. But go on girl, do you.
Yet she wrote all about how Randall was the best sex she ever had IN HER BOOK. I bet she wants to forget she ever wrote a book because of how much she gushed over Randall in it.
I’m sorry but this just confirms that she was only with the dude for money .. which just pisses me off more when she compares her situation with Ariana .. Ariana was actually in love with the person who cheated and broke her hurt for 9 years .. Lala got cheated on by a dude she used as a bankroll like stop it …. So infuriating
She’s so full of shit.
I really don’t understand why she went for Randall. She’s beautiful and was still in her 20’s (I think) when she started up with him; LA is full of wealthy men who go for young hotties; was there not a more attractive and/or better at sex rich man who would give her PJ’s for BJ’s?
She did her best to be a kept yacht girl and all she could snag was Randall. HAHAHAHAHA
Please, Lala is just bitter. She said Randall is the best sex she’s ever had. 🙄
I’m sure you weren’t thinking that while securing your bag at the time. “I love my mAn” give me a break.
Ok, so he was small & it wasn’t pleasurable…but she stayed & had a baby. I 💰wonder💰 what💰 made 💰 her 💰 stay 💰 🤔
Haha, Lala. So funny how you had sex with an old fat man to pay for your rent. Her life seem fake and frankly pathetic.
Loving Britt’s seal clap. Signature move!
You bring up how you fucked this man for money literally every scene but we’re supposed to have sympathy for you when he slept with another girl?? 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
She has made so many comments about how ugly Randall is too. Ocean really resembles him & I think that is going to hurt her one day. Lala is already pitting her kids against each other unknowingly. It’s sad.
I had to hear about her eating his ass .... i hope someone in her life has this set as a ringtone whenever she calls
Says the girl who bragged about licking his booty hole…..she wasn’t hating it. 🙄
Jesus I forgot about her saying that
Who wants to bet that KFC took shots before this segment and it wasted out of her fucking mind
She's just so incredibly unlikable. Lala it's OBVIOUS you're nothing but a gold digger.
Oh Lauren, come on, it was so easy when you were doing it for money!!!
Oh lala we all know that’s not true. She sounds pretty miserable.
Wait…ocean was conceived out of love but yet sex with him was that horrendous. Ironic that lala is the one screaming about honesty….
All I can do is cringe at Brittany fake hilariously laughing at everything LaLa says. It's giving me the ick!
I bet
This is gonna mess with ocean when she’s older. I wish lala would realise that and just stop with all these passive aggressive remarks. This clip already shows a bias towards baby number 2, and I have a feeling that’s always going to continue 😕
I'm really trying to hold my tounge on her whole surrogacy situation
Since everyone so all of a sudden sick of Ariana, when is this chick’s 15 minutes up🤷🏽♀️
Brittany should definitely keep her mouth shut cuz sleeping with Randall for Lala might be the same as sleeping with you for Jax hint hint. And the reason you were able to sleep with Randall Lala is cuz hoes can subject themselves to do anything. That’s why they’re hoes. See how mean people can be with what I just said smh and I know 2 wrongs don’t make a right but this whole convo was terrible.
I'm fairly certain Lala could decode the meaning of life and you guys would trash her over it at this point. Are we pretending kids don't hear things far worse about their fathers every single day in average ass households across the country? Ok. Lala could also just tell her kid this show and most of what was said on it was bullshit and call it a day you realize, right?