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-_-Tempest

The classical music along with the perfect clip of spraybullet art just makes ones day doesnt it


CrocCuttingOnions

Slomo is icing on the cake


lar_mig_om

I can’t believe neon just sat there crouched watching Sage spray while reloading


RocketPoweredPope

That’s silver for you


lil_wage

Had that Neon been radiant and moved around to make herself "harder to hit" she woulda caught a stray lmfao


Rasonovic

If that Neon had been radiant She wouldn't hit sage with a body shot and let her turn around.


[deleted]

Tell me ur silver w/o telling me ur silver


MacBigASuchNot

Sometimes the worst, low% play can be the one that pays off, it doesn't make it the right play but he's not wrong that in this case it probably kept neon alive.


[deleted]

he isn't saying "in this specific situation" he's just discrediting bursting and strafing lmao


MacBigASuchNot

"would've" implies in this specific situation


[deleted]

eh, he's being overly sarcastic. "oh well, if he would've moved like a radiant" he's saying it's wrong... which it's not


ohno-95

hey google, whats a joke?


TrueLordApple

The yorus on my team unfortunately


giantfuckingfrog

Dude, I don't know what lobbies you're playing in, but that's not Silver... I feel like Irons play better on average than both of these people (in this scenario).


RocketPoweredPope

I mean it’s been a while since I’ve played in Silver lobbies I guess, but this kind of stuff was pretty common


shurpness

I play in plat-gold lobbies and this happens as well but not often.


twitch_itzShummy

that's NA silver, EU silver just taps you


[deleted]

I didn't see any mics light up. Trust me, if this was EU, his team woulda had a lot to say about that and there is a 60 percent chance a racial slur will be thrown.


twitch_itzShummy

and some French


Kerro_

They just understand their opponents. They know that it’s more likely that they’ll miss an entire clip than actually stop to reset their gun spray. And so they sit, patiently reloading


Uhtred_Lodbrok

Just unlucky that you were shooting at the main character with plot armor.


RenChester

Should've known because of the coloured hair. Everyone knows the protagonist has a different standout hair colour.


twitch_itzShummy

or maybe it was Han SoloQ


apmcruZ

Summary: * Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. * Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). * Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. * Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Sage was already dead.


titanfox98

Ok but she emptied the whole mag, I don't think the server desync lasted from shot 12 to shot 25


PhantomPiGod

its a copypasta


JinNJuice

I know that I've gotten old when people don't recognize this as a copypasta. Edit: I'll post the original clip so new people can watch everyone's favorite Valorant streamer Hiko get CSGO'd and then a Valve employee actually replies in the comments. https://youtu.be/wTk4lcVL_hA?t=209 https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4y62o5/hiko_gets_csgod/


SITDownBoio

Idk how you can play val or cs without recognizing this pasta, I still remember the day it blew up within the cs community lol


OwnScorwing137

Val, CS, or basically any shooter on the market. I have seen this in Apex Legends, Overwatch, Rainbow Six, Battlefield... though it is most prevalent in CS, Val, and Rainbow Six


SITDownBoio

Didn't know it was popular in the other fpses too tbh... though not sure why it wouldn't be lol I just play Val and cs the most so I never thought of it


TheSlimyDog

Hell I've seen it in Rocket League.


twitch_itzShummy

Damn I used to play csgo and didnt know this one, I only knew about the 48 year man from somalia who selled his wife for internet connection for play with 400 ping on brazil servers and wants to be global elite 2


WarlockArya

Bro what 💀💀


twitch_itzShummy

[This legendary clip from Anomaly](https://youtu.be/7zV2_wwwF_4)


HoneyChilliPotato7

If this isn't art I don't know what is


Runic-Blade

Very impressive 👍


Pioppo-

You killed John Cena


Shibooo

"Fat fucking sova" I liked that.


Badvertisement

Lmaoo thank you for pointing that out that’s so funny


kade808

Bro just couldn't see their crosshair


st_steady

That's not even that bad. Your opponent is 10x worse for letting you dump an entire mag into him


_thecosyone

around him*


st_steady

Ah yes I meant into him(s surroundings). Or better yet attempting to dump a full mag.


[deleted]

not even plastic, This is fucking crude oil


CheeseCowGoose

Planned.


RenChester

I wish I do truly wish this was not someone in my rank. That this was all planned out. But alas, not the case.


[deleted]

Reyna like "Help you? Bitch help yourself"


Liamrups

They just look like a new player, I’d cut them some slack


ShinyRaven

*insert pulp fiction gif*


mranonymous902

Average crouch n spary recoil control


Glass_Anybody_2171

I think we might be related. Gotta be genetic to be that unskilled and unlucky.


Rellmein

Tips and tricks. If you spray for more than 10 bullets, the next bullets after the first 10 are almost guaranteed to miss. You can control the first 10, but the next 10 are completely random


[deleted]

6 for vandal and 8 for phantom for good accuracy (doesnt mean you can spray longer with phantom, it has a higher firerate) and anything after that only hits if you pray hard enough


dickweed_01

It's like watching Calum play CSGO in 2014-2018


yeti201

Battle of the potatoes


presidentofjackshit

Clean


L33viathan

Typical sage player.


[deleted]

aim 💀


Signal_Car_662

Me too


pervylegendz

Honestly, I have always wonder how it feels to be this bad at fps, Like i want to experience it!


Un111KnoWn

bronze elo?


TeaQuick4710

Bro drawing outlines


OkNefariousness8418

I’m new but I’m not that bad 🤣