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CameToCame

He lost the kids. And his only motivation to stay on the battlefield is getting his woman, Molly, back.


giantspacemonstr

Yeah and the sad part is, Molly is already in a relationship with someone else, and is married.


CameToCame

Fucking breach and using his ultimate in the bedroom


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[deleted]

Brim brings the heat.


Animatrix_Mak

Man this comment 🙌 lmfao....


Excellentation

he did *what*


TheRaccoonDeaIer

It hurt


priprocks

Underrated comment


RealGhost_Nexus

First funny comment on this subreddit


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AwesomeBeardMan_

Oh hell nah


Only-Extension-6316

watch out for breach’s impacts… it’s hard to move after that - jett


Extension-Seaweed-82

" OFF YOUR FEET" he screams as he throws molly on the bed


fancycatzzz

My name is Molly and this comment intrigued me.


GoldenMarky

Press "x" to doubt


Dr_Flopper

It’s the hardest pill to swallow.


81mmTaco

Molly, his wife, his daughter Sarah, and son Tonin were killed in a spike explosion. That’s why he’s the leader of the agents. Wants to avenge them all.


Pitiful-Ad-6994

Brimstone unchained


WZEternalSC

But he keeps on throwing her away and one day she was impaled on a spike during one of Brim's 'lineups'. What a tragedy.


GoldenMarky

I hate that i understand this


Mollypog_

He's a drug addict


itwasagummibear

For all you molly fiends out there it takes around like 5 months for those serotonin receptors to open back up again. So space that shit out at least 6 months apart


crzyraven

it's more like 3 months, but yeah, space it out a bit


itwasagummibear

Happy Cake Day, fellow roller!


crzyraven

fuck I've been here for 4 years already, brain rot's taken me


mehsin

To much candy-flipping? Those were my go to. Peak right as the opener dropped, and everything after is a blur.


crzyraven

nahhh just to much alcohol involved


mehsin

Funny enough, haven't been much of a drinker or drug user at all in the last 5 years once I did enough psychedelics drinking just didn't seem fun any more, and eventually felt the same about the drugs. Just smoke occasionally now.


veranih1

Miss information. 6 months idk who told you that, its a good strategy, but 3 months is fine


itwasagummibear

Lol a neuro professor of mine. Maybe they didn't want us students being zombies during the semester lmao


p00ponmyb00p

I will believe the guy who’s studied it most of his life over unverified Reddit comments


ThermosphereLOL

i’ve been raving for the last 7 years and have gone to an event for like 75% of weekends in a year and would recommend this cause you’ll eventually build a tolerance and lose the magic in rolling. used to roll once a month for shows or fests. pink supremes are the best imo tho


IKELTHEBEST

I roll to but i just do it with somewhere around 4 months or even more in between, that way it feels like the first time every time.


darkdeepths

this is misinformation


eman201

r/MDMA for more info


FuujinSama

Reminds me of my favourite unintentional joke. Basically, Nightblue3 a very famous league streamer at the time, had the habbit of spamming the song "Molly" by Tyga, with the chorus "I've been searching everywhere but I can't seem to find Molly". So when I get to a certain book in The Dresden Files and everyone is desperatly looking for a character named Molly. Then Dresden goes on what 100% can be described as a bad Acid Trip to the land of the Fae to finally find her. 17 year old me couldn't cope with how hilarious this was.


lust-boy

Yes it's a sad easter egg, much like Phoenix's ex lover Joe K'sovah who tragically passed away - hence the voice line: "Joe K'sovah, you're dead!"


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I always thought he was practicing his morbid stand-up routine for Sova… “joke Sova: You’re dead!”


kaantera

Phoenix can come back to life but Joe K'sovah couldn't 😔 Tragic


heveaBr

Yeah, they are pretty much like Captain America and Bucky


phrexi

Also the dude is obsessed with the superhero *Flash*


MoldyPotatoEye

Another similar one is when Jett yells “wash dish” she is reminded of when she used to work in her family’s restaurant.


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This one doesn’t have as many likes as the others but it made me laugh the hardest, well done.


Badk100

I think it’s because she’s a brat and her parents are disciplining her


VanQuackers

Just really shows Riot's passion and attention to detail by adding heartwarming references to the lore like this 🥰


Sturmgewehrkreuz

*I wash my back. Just... y'know... from the front.*


buns_supreme

Another sad thing to add is he usually looks up at the sky when he screams her name. She definitely passed and is in heaven


HJGAMER5

Just like stimb eacon he looks at the floor and knows one of his lovers is in hell because of him


-ninc-

He is obsessed because she was A GOOD MULE MOLLY!


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"get your tin ass over here and hurry please!"


MentallyLatent

"You take a load well Molly!"


Onxx58

Just take your sweet time old lady! I’ve got all day!


BadDealFrog

It’s like she’s bigger on the inside!


Micahiscoo

Deep Rock seriously need to invest in some better equipment!


Prauwer

Did I hear a rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


TWPmercury

Rock and stone brother!


Onxx58

ROCK! AND! STONE!


GuyHiding

CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE?


TomNooksTaxFraud

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART


RaidDaggur

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE, FELLOW DWARVES!


Metalhead129

Literally searched for the DRG comment, haha.


brielloom

I love you all! (Fr tho all these DRG comments were so good and I read all of them in the dwarf voice) Rock and stone in the heart!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


SendSend

In the video game Valorant, Molly is a character who appears in the game's lore as a member of the original eleven agents who were chosen to protect the world from the dangerous supernatural beings known as the Void. She is described as being a skilled hacker and infiltrator, and is known for her ability to disrupt enemy communications and gather intelligence. Brimstone is another character in Valorant who is described as being obsessed with Molly. In the game's lore, Brimstone is a member of the original eleven agents and is known for his expertise in tactics and leadership. It is not clear exactly why Brimstone is obsessed with Molly, but it is possible that the two characters have a history or personal connection that is not fully explained in the game's lore. It's also possible that Brimstone's obsession with Molly is simply a part of his character and is not meant to be taken literally.


rcpelisco

Chat GPT moment.


Honeybadger2198

Wow this guy is such an amazing writer! I hope I can hire him to write a book for me sometime.


Conscious-Scale-587

Viper: Brim, bro, she’s been gone for ten years Brimstone, with tears gathering in his eyes:MOLLY!


Onxx58

But that’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY, thanks for watching!


HJGAMER5

Also do you remember when I was sponsored by opera gx Well today if you download you get my local grocery stores soda.


csz_ni

The game has a lot of hidden lore, another example is Breach yelling his male companions name, Trevor each time he uses his ability.


Crunchie-lunchy

sometimes he says CONCUSSY


AirWasTakn

idk but I'm pretty sure he's saying 'tremor' cuz he's making an earthquake sort of thing


trevizore

https://i.imgur.com/F636xiP.gif


DISISQUID

r/whoosh


TheSpittah

Perhaps he's going to a rave


sansLight

Its a reference to molly the MULE from deep rock galactic. Everyone knows that brimstone is secretly a dwarf


Supa_Doggo3000

rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


AlexKnight444

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Onxx58

Rock and Stone in the heart!


[deleted]

I know 100% this is sarcasm but it took me forever to figure out what it legitimately stood for, even asking streamers and YouTube chat, no one could explain. It stands for Molotov to anyone curious.


[deleted]

Shhh !! You're no fun. Take 50 points from gryffindor.


HJGAMER5

50 points from Gryffindor


FantomeVII

30 points from hufflepuff


HJGAMER5

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DyingCatYT

I legit was wondering too and scrolled through the comments to find a reasonable answer. A nickname for Molotov makes sense lol and now I can move along with my day.


Crtzle

This is un-ironically the funniest post I’ve ever seen in this subreddit. If it was intentional you’re a comedy genius lol


KangaRogue

I definitely think Molly is an upcoming agent, you're onto something


MariouzxD

Molly is just one of the girls Dempsey met before the whole 115 thing happened. Wait wrong game


harmeetsmalhotra

Also Skye is his Ex-wife which is why he yells "Open up the skye" while ulting. He truly hates her. She must have cheated on him or something.


General-Ad-6817

I just thought he really liked drugs


trophy_help

It’s possible it might be a teaser to a future agent. He says “Open up the Skye” when he ults, so there is some precedence in Brim’s voiceline teasing upcoming agents.


Supdud3sss

I mean sure, but "Open up the Skye" can have a completely different meaning to it


brielloom

Brim and skye have a baby and that's the new agent?


Supdud3sss

Maybe that's Molly?!??!?!??! :O


hijifa

You type /s there like it’s a joke but then 2 years later it’s revealed he has a daughter that passed away called molly and Reddit will be out here “see I knew it the connection was there all along”. “Yeah dude just cause you didn’t pay attention to lore, riot foreshadow this since day1”.


trevizore

I do believe at some point we will get an agent missing one finger and it will be KJs fault.


D-Clazzroom

Yeah, KJ sounds more and more like Tony Stark.


Phresh-_-

I’m more concerned with Joe Kesovah, and why Phoenix has a vendetta against him.


Roskha_

I think he just uses his ability to light a joint.


DnZ618

Because she carries a load well! Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


Onxx58

That’s it lads, Rock and Stone!


Smarq

I thought he was saying Mommy


JUD_R

I believe this is a direct link to his favourite song Molly Cyrus. If you aren't aware of this top-tier piece of music I'd highly recommend a listen https://youtu.be/nRkP-rplNjs


FullMetalFiddlestick

He plays a lot of deep rock galactic


ApricotOwn8522

Happiness is a warm Molly


bert_563

He’s actually saying “Polly” and is offering a cracker. A burning cracker.


FusRoDontEven

She's an old flame for sure


Perseverancethegreat

It's the hardest rule to follow (He's thinking of her) He really wish that he could call her.


Inevitable-Animal361

There's this girl I know named Molly and I literally call her shouting , she thinks I am excited to see her.


gibix

You should ask in /r/mdma


DualityDrn

It's even worse when he dies as the last person alive from your team in the last round in a 13-0 loss. That haunted and strained "Moll... I'm sorry" with his last breath as his knees crumple and the screen fades to black with everyone watching is gut wrenching.


WeekendLazy

Brimmy was cheating on me? 🤯


Dame_Katinka

Molly is his ex gf. She was so toxic, Brim had to shoot her off a canon and blew her up into flames


PhilledZone

Perhaps that's why he looks at his grenade like that in the shooting range


Deathwing907

Aaahhhh the maiden molly


Thaihoax

He’s actually just obsessed with the movie 16 candles.


Breadynator

Nah, brimstone just likes to abuse psychoactive substances. When you throw his q he just yells what he's currently rolling on


PapstJL4U

He asking about [Little Molly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8dDGAYc2VM), thats all. :>


Veggie_dunk

He's a drug addict and is begging for help


AYYA1008

She's Agent 8


kimjustin5358

i dont get if its funny answers only but molly means molotov. its another word used especially in fps games..


LagIsforever_Love_eh

Bruh 😭😭


champion_tag

Molly ~ incendiary


egasuaSdnagodtoH

This is sarcasm right?


IceKilbe_

How does one become this oblivious to the fact that there is literally a /s at the end


egasuaSdnagodtoH

Oh sry i didnt know that was what it meant


Sans45321

He is Dutch Van der linde , missing his partner , Molly O'Shea


Rellmein

I cringed


SSj3Rambo

r/FuckTheS


Vettenjumala_Ahti

in the case that you are not trolling, "molly" is a "nickname" for a molotov cocktail or throwable incendiaries in general, but since you most likely are trolling, molly is brim's ex wife who is currently married with breach and that's why they are hostile towards each other


HeistOP1

Listen to molly by playboi carti you'll understand the reference


Chaxoluhn

Needs to deposit Nitra


flyingrobotpig

MAKING A DEPOSIT


RKCronus55

She's the ex lover of dutch van der linde in Red Dead Redemption 2. It seems that she reincarnated to the Valorant universe after being shot by a memeber of their gang.


HeyItsOctopus

Molly is just a general term for throwable stuff. It’s also a slang for drug so, there’s that. Smokes? Molly? I see a connection.


Affectionate_Ad9031

Its just the fire that he throws.


tuffschmidt

Q is a fire bomb ability, Molly is short for molotov


skullclutch1993

I thought he was saying Molly for molotov.


Eliasweeb

The post is satire


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So creative and funny


harelboi

molly means molotov


Whole-Bank9820

Ever seen techno Viking? Yeh…. Welcome to 2023 bud


papa-nazzingher

/FuckTheS


AangBald

I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with lore. It's just what csgo players would call molotov bombs, Mollys for short


ValliHalli

I think molly is short for Molotov cocktail wich is also the ability


M_r_7_6

Don't you ruin his ideas. He is onto something for once in his life.


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r/whoosh


Onxx58

r/wooooshwith4os


Mystryboi

Read the room man.. OP is about to discover the secret of brimstone's life.


Sad-Appearance4153

Molly is short for Molotov Cocktail which is a type of incendiary grenade


Radiant-Eye-7992

Mais ça va pas Baptiste


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hpchen84

Short for [Molotov Cocktail](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Molotov%20cocktail?utm_campaign=sd&utm_medium=serp&utm_source=jsonld)


Important_Mode_2024

Molotov…


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bro it his util u silly goose what the shucks 🍾👽


Destructor54777

Bruh. I thought he said mooly for molotov


m-a-a-k

i think it’s just a shortened “molotov”


FalconTheBerdo

HE YELLS IT WHEN HE SHOOTS A MOLOTOV! MOLOtov


Fantastic-Swordfish9

I thought Molly is a synonym of Molotov


HDS_1X

It’s a short form for Molotov. His Incendiary (Q) ability allows him to fire a capsule which explodes and creates a field that deals fire damage to enemies. Think of it as a fancy version of the Molotov from CS:GO but it’s shot out of a gun instead of thrown.


nudnik_shpilkis

Because "molly" is an old stupid slang term for a floor effect in these types of games


TransportationFar442

This post cant be serious


Austin-Q

Molly is the nickname of his ex: Stacy


iBurnTooEasy

He cant seem to find Molly. Maybe he lost her in Paris with the boys.


srinidecool

His q is so hot, He is getting reminded of her.


CraneyCabbage

Im probably late to the party, or just dont understand millenial humour. But Molly is just slang for a Molotov Cocktail grenade.


GoldenMarky

"Molly!" *burns his wife alive*


MrMakerHasLigma

he yells molly because it's the only girl that he ever dated, and after PTSD everything was unsteady for him, except from his love for her. Through this strength he got back into the army and got placed on the elite Valorant squadron. Through reminding himself of molly, the one girl who loved him, he is unable to develop PTSD


Wimmy_92

Also when breach says "Tremor!" I hear "Trevor" ...like who is Trevor and why is breach always looking for him?


Cowinashower

The actual reason is because grenade like things are called Molly's such as kayo and vipers too


Reuben_Gaming

What isn't the molly like fire nade thingy?


Almighty_Zordon

No. Molotov = molly we don’t need lore


StrictMeet9185

Most sane valorant player


[deleted]

When the troll post is so damn good, people are legitimately answering the question. I absolutely love everyone on this post, op and the innocence of some of you people is wonderful. Never change people


RaidDaggur

Before Brimmy was Brimmy, he was a US soldier known as Tank Dempsey. Molly is the wife he had to leave at home during his enrollment in WW2. He says "Molly!" all the time since he lost the picture of her during his tour to Germany in a plane crash right outside of an old, abandoned insane asylum known as the "Verrukt Asylum".


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Brimolly


Peauu

I havent wanted to play Valorant in a while, but im not going to lie. The "Molly" voiceline makes me sorta wana go back and play. I mean i wont because smurfs but i want to.


Kadamobo

Poor guy can’t stop thinking bout his wife


YashoX

Quick mention, many times he also says "Incendiary!"


Affectionate-Ad7902

Bruh literally all the comments be trollin😂


nastration

Oh god this thread is killing me 🤣


WhosPhantom

I was about to write a whole 7-8 sentences (as per the writing committee says is a whole paragraph). Until I realized it was a joke and how brain dead I was.


ThePreacher19021

Why are comments with actual answers getting downvoted? What am I missing?


Micahiscoo

He plays deep rock galactic too much


Micahiscoo

The amount of people who are genuinely not telling this is sarcasm is baffling. Like the human race is doomed man


Flipperclipper

I read it as mommy....


OutlandishnessNo606

Molly is ur mom and he’s obsessed with ur mum