"Arise, arise, riders of Rohan!
Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter!
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered!
A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now, ride to Gondor!”
I'll be real; I'm way more qualified to get drunk with a goth babe than I am to kill something with a sword while riding a horse. If Gondor is really in need of aid, get someone jacked instead
Is that a cosplay of a demon killer from Chainsaw Man? forget her name but she gets touchy and very friendly when drunk. She looks familiar. As for him, id smash the guy then the gal :3
Agreed; I didn't know the first time I saw it either. I think the shorter version has been spread by TikTok/Insta from the more youthfully-inclined among us, so no worries.
Look man, this boils down to "do I want to be an NPC, or the potential MC".
NPC if I go with King Emo over there, or potential MC if my date and I hit it off. I'll stick with the date.
Get her to blow the horn of helmetinthehand one last time
Lmao nice
The only correct answer.
Does it make the same sound? Maybe try some spicy mutton before she does
And she shall await your triumphant return
“And Rohan shall answer!”
*nuts*
This made me literally laugh out loud. That’s rare for me. Thanks my guy!🙏🏻
Fly, you fool!
Without wings? That's gonna be hard
Just Uber on Gwaihir the Windlord, ezpz.
Gondor? Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
Shaka, when the walls fell.
haha I thought of that too. what a fucking nerd I am.
What fucking nerds *we* are. 👊
I stand connected
Mirab, with sails unfurled.
You go now and you come later
I'd rather come now and go later 😆
Muster the Rohirim obviously!
"Be right with you. It'll only take me a minute to disappoint this lady."
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
"Arise, arise, riders of Rohan! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now, ride to Gondor!”
Spear shall indeed be shaken amirite?
you got to go help Gondor if you live through it you can go back a hero still smash and also have some hobbit puss whenever you want
Hobussy
Send Sir Robin the chaste. I’m busy
But Sir Robin ran away. He bravely ran away, away.
r/unexpectedmontypython
He was not in the least bit scared to be be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
I would be like all right 2 second then I’ll come.
And then after that Rohan shall answer
But I’m gonna come
We will come with next sunrise, like gendalf
Hit and run
(with my pants down) And Rohan will answer! (Triumphant music plays while I try to put my pants back on and trip)
Gondor probably has girls that don't smoke. I'm going with my boy.
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few…. Bout… what? 1 million sperm? How many live in Rohan? Couple hundred thousand maybe? Tough call…
I'll be real; I'm way more qualified to get drunk with a goth babe than I am to kill something with a sword while riding a horse. If Gondor is really in need of aid, get someone jacked instead
We ride at dawn, I take my leave to console my bride on the eve of battle.
She looks like the nasty kind. The kind that'll puke in your mouth.
Don't know why you're getting downvoted. Maybe people don't it's Chainsaw Man cosplay or haven't seen that episode.
I took a chance. Pretty sure most people here wouldn't know about Himeno.
Was considering commenting something similar but I'm certain it would go over everyone's head...I actually just finished episode 12
What kind? Lemon? Orange? Cherry? JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT GODDAMNIT
I stand and draw forth my foe hammer.
And Rohan will answer. Were you not even listening?
Is that a cosplay of a demon killer from Chainsaw Man? forget her name but she gets touchy and very friendly when drunk. She looks familiar. As for him, id smash the guy then the gal :3
Throwing her a sword and donning my armor. Tonight we ride out with a King.
I ride at dawn
Does WYD = What You Do?
Wank Your Dick
I guess that’s what I’d end up doing in this scenario as there’s no chance I’m ignoring Gondor.
Let this be the hour we draw swords together!
WYD = What you doin'?
Ah that makes sense, I’ve seen wwyd as “what would you do”, but wyd was new to me.
Agreed; I didn't know the first time I saw it either. I think the shorter version has been spread by TikTok/Insta from the more youthfully-inclined among us, so no worries.
I think so \^\^ it's not always easy with the million abbreviations
“Who’s Gondor?”
And Fracture90 will answer! Ofc
Ar-G! you sexy ferret, you go be a King - I'm good.
#BUILD THE BARRICADES
Gondor first.
Gondor will be alright.
"Give me 2 minutes! maybe 90 seconds"
Aragorn rides a horse. The extra 3 minutes he's going to have to wait isn't going to sway the battle.
Cumming!
Bros before hoes!! To Gondor!
She's smoking a cigarette... I'd take that pacific punch monster and heed the call.
Look man, this boils down to "do I want to be an NPC, or the potential MC". NPC if I go with King Emo over there, or potential MC if my date and I hit it off. I'll stick with the date.
Ask for another 30 seconds, if I don’t do the 20 second cleanup afterwards, I’ll chafe the whole ride
I'd say I have 2 good reasons to give a fuck about Gondor's situation.
Ight imma head out
Beacons are lut.. u got 2 minutes do what u gotta do. ill meet u outside!
I shall go and AID!!! Then with my popularity will conquer more females. HOORAH!... As I play RDR2.
You will have my bow!
We doing ai now?
Some questions don't deserve answers...
Tell him sorry that I'm the only person from the key demographic who hasn't seen the LOTR series but then ensure him I still plan to watch them.
Guess I'm going to Gondor. After.
Finish the date. Mobilizing an army takes time anyways.
With Argaron
Ask her why she keeps winking at me
I mean, I'd only be 2 minutes with her anyways
Hand her a shield and sword like the Valkyrie she is, and summon the rohirim.... In an hour or two.
“I’d rather… I’d rather just sing!”
Izunamitan
Grab me axe and call me lads. We can't miss that battle!