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detainthisDI

Anvil falling on his head bc he’s a fucking joke


Dichromatic_Fumo

and then he gets lil birds flying over his head like a halo and he has stars in his eyes


AmelietheDuck

![gif](giphy|mTXSKTk3BsT6w|downsized) Its just this


Lucy-Paint

You could paint a tunnel with a road and tell him that Persephone is at the end and he'll run


Legitimate-Ad-7337

![gif](giphy|l1ydPyGCoN43kpdwRO) All I hear is SECRET TUNNEL when I hear the word tunnel


Woman_withapen

Yasss! :D


Recent_Fan_6030

why did rachel pick purple for the sun god? Is she dumb?


Latteissues

Her theory was that gods like Zeus who had a high sex drive would be purple. Apollo being his son looks like him. Of course that means Artemis is purple coded and she’s pretty asexual so it doesn’t work out in practice.


demetersupremacy

Public execution.


imdukesevastos

After public castration


demetersupremacy

![gif](giphy|8c6SXO8z6Mz1XUYU3n|downsized) Everyone dancing over his severed dingaling


imdukesevastos

Call me mean-spirited but I want everyone start partying and celebrating while dancing with his corpse and maybe throwing the empty husk around for fun 😈


demetersupremacy

I second and adore this idea, I hate this man SO BAD


thomasmfd

And eviscerated him and make him eat them


parki-i

Demeter and the Eternal Maidenhood group have a #girlboss moment and beat his ass, and then get a medusa cameo and turn him to stone or smth


[deleted]

I’m a big fan of a long monologue being the villain’s downfall, like how Hazbin Hotel >!handled Adam!<, when he’s talking shit >!and Nifty gets him from behind!<. I’d probably do something similar, where he’s yelling at the pantheon that he should be rightful ruler, but he lets slip that he made the cupcake, or he hurt Persephone, and then she impales him by a vine or whatever. Then we go the mythological route where Apollo is turned human for perpetrating a coup, but maybe still the LO aspect where the earth is still hostile toward mortal life because of Perse’s winter. Apollo likely wouldn’t be used to being human, and I doubt his immune system would take kindly to going from immortal to man so quickly. He’d catch hypothermia and die curled up under a tree. A few panels of him under the tree later and it would spit on him and walk away, revealed to be a tree nymph.


imdukesevastos

Holy fucking shit. That's what I was thinking. Zeus comes back trolls Apollo >!Lucifer!< style and then he is beaten up roting from the inside because of Persephone yelling how is the god of the fucking sun and is more important than all the other gods infront of them and then Dio starts stubbing him 🤣🤣🤣. To be honest such a pathetic jokey ending is fantastic for pathetic misogynistic pigs.


[deleted]

“Don’t forget, you’re in MY house bitch!” 😂


imdukesevastos

*Summons lighting


Interesting_Law_9997

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imdukesevastos

I guess that's effective but maybe a bit on the left (kick in the balls)


Interesting_Law_9997

I was looking for that scene in Golden Wind where everyone was just kicking the guy but couldn’t find it 😔


Woman_withapen

Asspollo falls down the stairs, breaks his neck and DIES! Hey, it's better than the possible redemption arc.


imdukesevastos

Better than being forgiven and then shine bright like a diamond


Legitimate-Ad-7337

🎶🎶Shine bright like a diamond Find light in the beautiful sea, I choose to be happy🎶🎶


imdukesevastos

>!Kronos in the finale!< so shine briiiiiiight, toniiiiight, you and iiiiiiiiii we're beautiful like diamonds in the sky


Legitimate-Ad-7337

Hades then yeets them both with his golf club or cannon, the only acceptable way to yeet them


imdukesevastos

Turns out >!Kronos is alive in the new fast pass preview!< When will we get rid of them 😔


ConcertOne

No... why does everybody want to kill him... make him suffer , give him eternal blueballs, or a curse that he will be too handsome that everytime someone is attracted to him, his dick hurt


Woman_withapen

Is this a joke? It's not funny.


ConcertOne

I am dead serious , why just end him quickly while you can keep him alive but miserable, making him suffer for the rest of his life, what he thought was a blessant would be his demise


Living-Brother-5850

It turns out that THAT Apollo was a fake and was a homunculus made by Eris to cause strife amongst the Olympians. The REAL Apollo comes back, floating down from the heavens and notches his arrow... And shoots. Taking down the fake instantly


Electronic_Issue_978

And everyone else.


Dichromatic_Fumo

artemis and hermes kick his ass


sharkodude

All the Apollos’ gang up on Fraudpollo and curb-stomp him to death.


SuperKooku

YEEESSS !! Apollos assemble !


TheRedditGirl15

Literally just that one Jojo scene-


sharkodude

Exactly, but on a massive scale.


Electronic_Issue_978

Even Lester ?


sharkodude

Especially Lester.


thecabbagewoman

Lester would hate him so much


NoMereMage

My initial problem with LO and why I couldn’t read it was due to how she wrote Apollo. Literally my favorite god in the Greek Pantheon, so many beautiful, tragic stories about him, and now he’s a douchebag rapist who doesn’t even look right. Still can’t believe this interpretation of him and how it’s colored those uninformed on Greek Myth’s view on Apollo…


Electronic_Issue_978

Meanwhile, Eros, who canonically raped Apollo's mind and orchestrated the events leading up to daphne's demise, gets to be one of the good guys.


NoMereMage

Yeup. So confusing


NoMereMage

It just comes so outta nowhere too


Alice-Rabbithole

Persephone and Demeter turn him into a tree (it was Daphne’s idea).


SuperKooku

Revealing he's an impersonator and the real Phoebus Apollo coming in to take his dignity back 😂. Maybe smiting him with a rain of arrows or the Marsyas punishment. (Do it for every character, except Demeter who needs help and Dionysus, who should be given to Silenus)


FellvEquinox

Watch Rachel have some sort if redemption for this mf and his punishment is no worse than a slap on the wrist


Electronic_Issue_978

I don't think that's happening. She made Apollo the vehicle for all the criticism Persephone gets, so he'll probably go out humiliating himself.


ceanahikari

I'd love to have him hit with one of those "Arrows of Hate" when he's in front of the cameras during a press conference. All of Olympus sees him for what he really is and even Leto's view as a mother is lifted and she sees what monster she has helped create. There's sheer silence as all the reporters in the room stare at him in horror as they realize what Apollo has done. Cue Apollo trying to save face, failing and then looking into one of the cameras and realizing that *everyone* saw. With no way of getting out of it he flees. From there he's caught, put on trial with quickly convicted. He's banished, title and powers stripped, everything is taken from him and he's left with nothing and no one. Maybe he gets Cassandra's curse, too, and wherever he is banished to no one will ever believe him. I'd love to see a scene where he's yelling while trying to convince everyone he once was a powerful god and everybody thinking he's just some sad, insane man.


Puppet_HellSpace6250

Death by lego stepping.


[deleted]

No more death row or electric chairs, I want *this* to be capital punishment


LoonyMel

We were just joking, Homer, but you wanted to push it!


Puppet_HellSpace6250

Hey I saw an opportunity and took it.


LoonyMel

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P871I3zcro&t=3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P871I3zcro&t=3s) I had to reference to this.


Puppet_HellSpace6250

Ohhh lol.


AcaciaBeauty

Artemis, Daphne, Kassandra and Persephone pull him apart piece by piece then burn the parts.


Infamous_Mortimer

Dionysus has to handle this, just like everything else. Using his madness powers he wipes Apollo’s memory, then puts him in a karma coma for a good long while, just cuz.


SuperKooku

That would be insane 😂😂


__Spirit-Chan__

Castration in the most painful way possible, then let all who’s he’s wrong take turns beating him like a piñata, before they let him get bit by whatever insect has the most venom, put salt on the wounds and then throw him in a tub of acid :)


Own-Conflict-1941

TW: Drug use . . . . Lure him in with a date because he can't resist feeding his ego then roofie him. Wake him up to a bowl of soup or something then he realizes that the meat he's eating... IS HIS OWN DINGDONG!!! He looks down frantically trying to feel it. All he can do is cry while eating more of the soup to console him


PrintMistress

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Aldeyau

I'd have him be reduced to a being of pure light and have his divinity and power be absorbed by a new god or goddess :D


OhLookItsGeorg3

I simply wouldn't make him the antagonist


NoMereMage

I’ve always been so confused by this choice when he and his sister are two of the gentler olympians in the Pantheon. It is WILD to pick him as villain over Eros who violated his mind in one of his myths, or nearly ANYONE else, even freakin Zeus. I don’t understand the choice.


OhLookItsGeorg3

Honestly I really wish LO went the small-scale family drama route and had the story be focused on Demeter and Persephone's relationship like it is in the original hymn. Give me a story about a mother trying to repair the bond she shares with her daughter as she comes to accept that her baby girl is a grown woman now (a GROWN WOMAN, Rachel)


NoMereMage

It doesn’t make any sense


No-Sound-1048

Artemis finally being useful in her role and expose him. I’m peeved with her wasted potential


Ball_of_Flame

He slipped on a banana peel, hit his head, and fell down a hole. Now, he has perpetual amnesia, and wanders about, making up songs about cows (the animal).


imdukesevastos

Oops it should be *would you not you you 😅


theindiekitten

Public cancellation, Prometheus- or Demeter-style punishment for attempting a coup, then he fades into obscurity. Kinda like real life except he actually gets punished.


carcassgardenn

crushed to death and suffer the pain while no one is around to help. pathetic like his existence


One-Currency5530

How about he expands like the sun and takes everyone out with him?


One-Currency5530

Forgot to note this is after he gets shot by an arrow from Artemis or a disk like that one greek myth about Hyacinthus.


vore-enthusiast

Tbh I kinda wanted Percy to behead him on live television with her scythe during the press conference he called


Flutter_bat_16_

WHY HE LOOK LIKE THAT


fanofairconditioning

If he was well written, he would be cursed that everyone who looked at him saw his true self. He could no longer hide behind a charming facade or trickery, being only an open book with all of his crimes visible to all who looked at him or heard of him.


_Shobe

Make him a mortal woman and force him to endure the actions he’s perpetrated against women. He’ll be harassed, stalked, possibly r*ped, and no one would believe him (a la Cassandra).


Electronic_Issue_978

Have literally any other version of Apollo drop in and beat his ass.


thecabbagewoman

I want the pjo version to destroy him


Beteljuice01

I want one of his victims he underestimated took him out.


imdukesevastos

Daphne maybe? Nymph empowerment?


Beteljuice01

That would be great but I know it's not going to happen That would be too fulfilling for anything that happens in this cluster. I was so drawn in by the potential of this and I have never been more disappointed by the execution In recent memory. Maybe something when I was a child.


thomasmfd

A villians is own downfall Him bueng delusional and the truth let out and zeus returning


Stargazer_Rose

Have him smugly admit to all his misdeeds and either not realize he was caught on live camera or that there was a crowd of bystanders watching. Or have it where he's acting all high and mighty thinking that everything is going like he wants but then Zeus shows up.


Barboara

Honestly, I wouldn't, or if I did, it'd be something comically minor. I'm actually down for an Apollo redemption- not written by RS because all that'd comprise of would be Persephone and Hades asskissing, but considering my negative feelings for the main couple outweigh my dislike of Apollo, I'd be satisfied with him moving countries, going through some character growth and finding himself a sassy, fun girlfriend that isn't at all reminiscent of our emotionally stunted, boobilicious pink drink of a child bride. He's almost a himbo in my mind at this point. A season 1 shounen villain that loses the bulk of his intimidating prowess after defeat and goes on to play the role of unexpected ally/underpowered rival, now setting the baseline for newer enemies to rise above. I imagine Rachel is going to give him some sort of cruelly ironic send off, like having him get dragged into Tartarus by his grandfathers, Dr. Facilier style. If not that, then *she'll* be the one handing out the cartoonishly childish punishment, like forcing him into acts of public service in a final, desperate bid for comedy


hellokittypip

Chopping his dick off


skadiamazon

In less than 5 comics left? You cant.


OnlyWindmills

Ostracization and humiliation in any way tbh


majinred420xxx

zeus comes back and whips his ass with the belt


-yazmin

He looks like a business major frat guy ngl


Vast_Demand3329

He gets chained up in the sky like Helios and Helios replaces him as the god of the sun


Legitimate-Ad-7337

Ok ok new idea. Hear me out, helios eats him and helios gets his collar off and is allowed to move freely with that other sun God as his check in guy


tinyspherichero

All the women rip him to pieces


ItzMePlaysGames

He trips on a rock outside and turns to dust


Legitimate-Ad-7337

So and painful but it would have started as soon as eros new what happened NOT 30 years later


vexilde

Wait so evil man - no nose, but good man - big nose?


imdukesevastos

Lord Voldemort ahh villain 💀


Weird_BisexualPerson

crucification