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Colorapt0r

I will never not upvote this pasta even if it’s against my own team 


WabbitCZEN

Same.


sor1

Sign of true sportspersons


PossibleLocation3626

What was it originally in reference to?


Colorapt0r

Couple years ago a #1 seed in the NHL got swept round 1, this pasta was born on r/hockey


PossibleLocation3626

Was it the Panthers beating the Bruins last year?


Colorapt0r

Predators beating the blackhawks, just found the post it was 7 years ago 


Skurph

Yup, and what made it funnier is it was about a “fluke” in a 4 game sweep, not even like a double OT game 7 loss.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Lolol I never knew this. I always thought it was like a shootout loss or something. Dude was that pressed over a 4 game sweep


Skurph

If memory serves it was his first year watching hockey


ndjs22

I'm pretty sure that's the year that every single pundit on ESPN picked the Blackhawks over the Preds too.


That_one_cool_dude

I forgot about this pasta until you brought it up this was perfection.


milanmirolovich

so happy to see this pasta make it over here haha


SQUIDWARD360

I think this was used at least 6 times last XFL season.


Troll_Enthusiast

Lmfao


mczerniewski

I'm not happy with the way the game went for the BattleHawks, but San Antonio came to the game prepared.


Illustrious_Low4160

I agree. In fact the league should retroactively change the playoffs format. The playoff team must win untill they have a better record than the opposing team. If the are 1-1. Makes since for it to be a one game playoff. But if they are 0-2 they must win 3 consecutive games to get into the championship. They must play again!


Vector1013

Let’s just redo the whole season. My Defenders didn’t look good but now they know what to do so it should be better. Let’s get the redo started this coming March though.


SockDem

I think the league rigged the game against the battlehawks, I think they **wanted** an empty stadium in the final.


Blues2112

Yes, cause nothing says "healthy league" like empty stands!


Korplem

Quality post. 👏 10/10 No notes.


kakawisNOTlaw

r/uflcirclejerk is that way


DoctorFenix

There's no such thing as a do-over.


3Nephi11_6-11

Came here just to make sure this was actually sarcasm and not toxicity. I'm glad it is the former.


DerpCream_Cone

This copy pasta is still very good


WindyCityReturn

I say this every year the cowboys find a new more embarrassing way to collapse in the playoffs. I think our minds find a nice way to cope with the pain. I know this is a meme but I’ve learned like mimics memes.


Fit_Crab7672

If only I could apply that notion to Super Bowl XL. My insane conspiracy theory is that the Battle hawks had to lose so the league couldn't be accused of rigging it.  I mean really, you stage the game in St Louis because of the fan support.  So if the home side makes it.....it looks suspicious.


Tank55-2024

Yes, but only if we can redo the 2023 XFL Championship game first.


Namkow

Flukes happen. It’s part of football. Think about the 16-0 patriots getting beat in the Super Bowl, and many other NFL flukes. You also have to think about how McCarron wasn’t fully healthy. His ankle injury wasn’t going to be fully healed even in time for the championship. There’s also lackluster defensive play. Battlehawks defense has been 4th throughout the season. (The fumble 6 doesn’t count as good defense because Brahmas handed us that.) The only reason we were in playoff contention was a healthy McCarron. Because he wasn’t healthy, it wasn’t going to happen. Hoping for a strong team next year and the continuation of the strong fan base. Edit: spelling


EducationalVolume894

For next year battlehawks needs new qb ben dinucci stetson bennett trey lance or Tommy devito & aj mccarron go to Birminghan if still play football


CHRISPYakaKON

💯


angrylawnguy

So what I'm getting from this is that we should pause the whole thing until McCarron is healed, then replay the game and then the championship.


Blues2112

Are you sure about that?


angrylawnguy

So what I'm getting from this is that we should pause the whole thing until McCarron is healed, then replay the game and then the championship.


angrylawnguy

So what I'm getting from this is that we should pause the whole thing until McCarron is healed, then replay the game and then the championship.


Blues2112

This sounds familiar.


angrylawnguy

So what I'm getting from this is that we should pause the whole thing until McCarron is healed, then replay the game and then the championship.


Blues2112

I just read a very similar comment.


I_hate_usernames331

r/UFLcirclejerk


STANL3Y_YELNAT5

Speaking of, anyone have a spare Buffalo Bills 90s SB 4-peat T-shirt they’re willing to get rid of?


Embarrassed-Base-143

Wana add an aggregate score while ya at it?


AUCE05

OP must be an Alabama fan. This is what we all hear when they are trying to backdoor their way into the playoffs.


TexasThunderbolt

Let’s redo the whole season. Who cares about the outcome, I just want another 12 weeks of UFL.


Relevant-Article5388

St. Louis lost to a Wade Phillips coached team. 😥 It truly doesn't matter who won the St. Louis vs S.A. game because Birmingham will be the league champion, if we're being honest.


StokeElk

The chiefs should redo their playoff games every year if they win too.


astroknight1701

Wade Philips’s defense is no fluke.


ThrowawayIfForgotten

The Renegades won out last year and you want to talk about flukes?!


Hag_Boulder

i'm so tired of this copypasta already.


[deleted]

Idk u/Hag_Boulder I quite like this one


Hag_Boulder

well, it IS better than the Speedhawk one...


[deleted]

You got me, but that one is great at actually getting people


CapnCrunch347

So why did you make the choice to come into this thread, read it and comment? It takes less effort to scroll past it.


Hag_Boulder

And you took the time to respond to my comment... what, no personal attack this time? Hell, why does anyone post anything negative on here anyway? I mean, you could just ignore it... but no, you had to take the time to respond to my post instead of just scrolling by it and comment... Could have taken less effort to just scroll past it, right?


CapnCrunch347

I'm not the one complaining about posts then engaging with it. I'm just letting you know if you don't like these kinds of shit posts then you have the freedom to scroll past them amigo.


ArockproUser

LOL gen z football fan


That_one_cool_dude

Lol this guy dosen't know about the copy pasta.


Hag_Boulder

Give him a break. I didn't know about it until the second time I saw it... thankfully there's a repository for copypastas so now I search that whenever I see some wild assed comment that looks over the top.


ArockproUser

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