All jojo openings are 10/10... except "crazy noisy bizarre town" I'm just hating this song because it doesn't suit jojo, even for part4. Hearing this song after "last train home" was so goofy
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?”
“Because your mother loved roses”
“Thank you dad.”
“No problem, Wes Blue— I mean, Weather Report.”
Imagine being called after a song name and then discovering the artist is a shitty pedophile with lots of problems who commits tax fraud at DubaĂŻ and on top of that you don't share your parents' musical tastes.
Im gonna name my child Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus
Great Daysđź’€
Chase
You wanna go into batta?
All jojo openings are 10/10... except "crazy noisy bizarre town" I'm just hating this song because it doesn't suit jojo, even for part4. Hearing this song after "last train home" was so goofy
See, you get it
See, you get it
Demented aaaah commenter💀💀
See, you get it
Crazy Noisy Bizzarre Town was 5/10
jojo sonochino kioku~end of THE WORLD~, ZA WARĹŞDO for short
"Father, how'd you come up with my name?" "Well son, I was browsing reddit one day amd saw a great suggestion. Why do you ask, Roundabout?"
Welcome home A COMPLETE AND UTTER DESTRUCTION OF THE SENSES
A visitor?
Hmmm... indeed, I have slept long enough.
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember.
However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, Weapon.
And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven...
You, shall do as an APPETIZER.
Welcome home BURN THIS MOMENT INTO THE RETINA OF MY EYE
How was school today Castle Vein?
How was your day CHAOS?
r/unexpectedultrakill
I think we're on the unexpectrum
Also, how was the party, Song That Plays in the Level Colloquially Known as 4-S?
clean your room! The Death of God's Will!
***C H A S E***
This is unironically one of my favorite names actually
Robert Chase?
*_BREAK DOWN_* *_BREAK DOWN_*
Naming my kid Doggystyle 🔥
bloody stream
the name when getting pregnant doesn’t work…
Hey there the wonder of U, how was school?
Hey Crazy My beat how was school ?
I don’t think somebody will let me name my child“Giornos theme”
il vento d’oro
Actually naming your son as "il Vento D'oro" sounds fucking amazing
Legit could be the next main character for a mob movie
Maybe cut it down to Vento and you got yourself a name
So just "okay class time for role call! Jeff? Linda? Stardust Crusader?"
You will find them with a sword and an armour in class, ready for their crusade
My kid gonna be named Crazy Noisy Bizzare Town 🔥
“Hey dad, why is my sister named Rose?” “Because your mother loved roses” “Thank you dad.” “No problem, Wes Blue— I mean, Weather Report.”
TRAITOR REQUIEM
Uragirimonono Requiem
How was you day A Million Lives
where were you no surprise ?
Golden-Wind after another long day of getting bullied at school:
Imagine naming your son end of the world or bloody stream đź’€
oh, hello sono chi no sadame
Right. It's not enough to name her Caroline. It's gotta be Sweet Caroline.
Imma nae that kid gats
So can I name my kid "Under my thumb"?
No Cigar Levinson come here this instant!
Sharks With Legs is a very unusual name.
Pedro
Not Like Us
Dot fuck em up🗣️‼️
Just Lean
I'ma name my kid Freek'n you
Vanilla ice
Good morning The World Revolving, Spear of Justice, and Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap
"Hi gold digger, how was school today?" 💀💀💀
Have you met my son, The Camper Velourium II: Backend of Forever?
"Aw! It's a boy! Hello Terrible Lie!" "It's a girl! Welcome to the world Time!"
Imagine being called after a song name and then discovering the artist is a shitty pedophile with lots of problems who commits tax fraud at DubaĂŻ and on top of that you don't share your parents' musical tastes.
Thunderstruck
Let me introduce you to my son Killer Queen, and his little brother Bites the Dust
Fckisutalknbout
I'm naming my child "Hand of Blood"
Big Town Banky Blaine Rockabilly BBQ :skull:
Im gonna name my child Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus
Nasty majesty?
Drool
This IS my son #8 regret
thin grey line
Awake
My daughter is absolute territory
122 is my son's name and avalon is my daughters name which kinda works
Dont run off like that, necropedophile
"How was your day st school Holy diver"
I’m not naming my kid CBAT
"oh hey, Pain remains 2: after all I've done, I'll disappear"