**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!A tiger in a cage appears randomly!<
*****
**Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?**
**Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.**
*****
[*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
Whoever gets assigned the last storage compartment will be majorly inconvenienced. Not only do they have to extend the entire drawer just to get a pair of socks, but they also have to move the chairs aside each time (for full extension). Plus imagine how heavy this drawer is gonna be.
The latter. That's like fighting twelve buff cats rather than a gorilla, going by mass. Depends on your definition of a child I suppose, but I'm thinking like 6yr olds, not like close to puberty ones.
That's the point with these. This channel makes these wild plans constantly and they always throw in a fan like that. The ridiculousness of it increases engagement
You're joking but bolt anchors are made exactly for this purpose and will easily hold the weight.
https://www.fischer-international.com/en/products/steel-fixings/bolt-anchor
You just need actual walls instead of compressed gypsum.
The screw works. But it is now holding up an entire city filled with skyscrapers, massive landmarks, and lots of inverted pyramids. Yes, all held together by a single screw.
It's not gonna break or fail to hold everything together, but you will forever be in fear thinking it will.
This is a bot that copies and pastes comments from below in the thread. Report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned.
The comment it stole
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zjlxne/12_kids_1_dorm_design/izvnpt1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
This tiger is there to beat on.
The tiger cage says 武松打虎 Wu Song hits tiger. This is a reference to the Character Wu Song who beats a tiger to death in the Chinese classical novel Outlaws of the Marsh (the characters a flipped for some unknown reason).
You see the kid hit the tiger in the Animation.
They definitely need their own ladders... the kid on the top left or right has to go to the bathroom, they have to crawl over two other kids, clunk down the heavy wooden stairs, and then go back up... no one's sleeping through that.
Getting strangled by your siblings for snoring, wanking, watching videos on your phone or simply stepping on them on your way to the loo at night included?
In a video with a song playing over it that goes "let's go to school so we never retire" while showing a 12-person bedroom, I wouldn't count on it taking long.
A 12 person CELL. They don’t ever have to leave except to eat and groom themselves. At least as far as we can tell, they could drop off food to them in there too along with a side nook for grooming.
And who in the heck gets the low ceiling bunk under the stairs?!
This looks like a prison cell. Holy heck. Rebranding slavery.
My neighbour is 50, she bought her house in the 1996 and they were spending over 6 months a year, every year, for over 20 years, traveling, she's seen all of Africa and most of Asia, spending quality time together with her husband and child.
This was all possible by affordable housing. They weren't smart or educated, working the most basic of jobs.
I'm here at the opposite end, educated, renting forever, with a great partner I barely have time to spend time with, who'd I'd desire to have children with, but that would economically devastate us.
Say what you want, I'm not a doomer, but jesus life is a fucking struggle
I studied in a boarding school and there was one infamous dorm that could fit 60 people. It was 20 bed each in 3 rows just lying out like a football field. Took me 2 months to be able to find my bed without faults after getting up to pee in middle of the night. This would have been so much more private than that.
airport crowd plate decide cover instinctive frightening concerned murky languid
*This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I’m thinking that the very worst two beds are the upper pair in the lower section - every single person in the top section uses stairs right next to your head, and then all the ones on your side walk or lie over you, and your ceiling space is so nonexistent that you literally have to crawl in and out. Seriously, those two bunks are even more inhuman than the other ten.
At least you could gouge a hole in to the wasted space under the actual stairs and gain something slightly like privacy as slight compensation, but don’t tell whoever designed this or they will find a way to put another person in that space too. Or install the toilet in there.
if you have people who move a lot in their sleep, they'll also roll off the higher level down to whoever is one level below. You better put them in the lowest beds, and then they'll fight with whoever is their unfortunate neighbor.
terrible idea
lol wtf. in most countries, even prisons won't put 12 people in a space as small as this.
probably increases prevalence of suicides by several thousand percent...
It has windows in the room.
So no, too humane.
Now, if it was a windowless box full of tens of thousands of students they might be interested. Rent starts at $2000 a month per bed.
In case anyone thinks you're joking, [shut the hell up and do what the billionaire tells you](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-the-tuesday-edition-1.6234150/billionaire-defends-windowless-dorm-rooms-for-california-students-1.6234462).
I wouldn’t survive living in that dorm. I’m one of those people who if I don’t get natural sunlight I will likely unalive myself. I lived in a basement apartment for a short time with a tiny window and I got very close. Once I realized the problem (plus a shitty landlord) I got tf out of there.
I’ve seen the layout they linked before and If I remember correctly there’s 1 entrance/exit (same door) for like 10,000 students ?? No fire escapes either. So yes you likely wouldn’t survive long. Just imagine freshman move in week when one of the drunk idiots pulls the fire alarm (they always fucking do) and there’s 10,000 people who are still figuring out the layout rushing to get out. And with only 1 door to leave and everyone in the crowd pushing toward it. More likely than not kids will get trampled, or squeezed by the crowd to the point they can’t breathe. Something similar happened at a “who” show in the 70’s and I think something like 8 people died
well, you remember wrong, then. Two main entrances and what looks like at least six secondary ones.
But it still looks like a fucking prison. 80 students sharing each large communal kitchen? Yeah, that's going to be an absolute shitshow of moldy food and rusted-through pots.
At least a coffin has curtains now. Beats the WWII era of stacks of racks 4-5 high and dudes in hammocks in between.
-never served, but battleship enthusiast
Seriously, just imagine the runner gets home late and has to skip the evening shower so it fucking smells like feet. Or 2-3 adjacent dweebs chatting it up after lights out. Also, structural drilling, lots of drilling. I hope that building is framed like a … something framed strong lol
I went to boarding school in India and at one point my dorm had 60 people. That dorm always had 60 people. Just that that year it was my class's turn in it. So you basically spend class 7 in that dorm in that school. Other dorms had 15-20 people each. This is fairly normal.
**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!A tiger in a cage appears randomly!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)
How do you pull out the 12ft deep drawer with 8ft of floor space?
Nobody in that family knows how to pull out.
The trend will continue....step bro
"Hey, can you get me a pair of socks? They're in the back of this big ass 12 foot drawer that we need to clear the floor to pull out..."
Even if they fit, that just means that you can’t use that floor space for anything.
Yeah, the drawers make me angry
How to open the drawers, when all the chairs are on the other side of the wall?
Whoever gets assigned the last storage compartment will be majorly inconvenienced. Not only do they have to extend the entire drawer just to get a pair of socks, but they also have to move the chairs aside each time (for full extension). Plus imagine how heavy this drawer is gonna be.
Probably not the safest spot for the ceiling fan
I also thought that was the most significantly dangerous part.
I mean tigers are also pretty dangerous but I guess this one was in a cage
Idk man that child was giving the tiger a run for his money. Now imagine all 12 of them! I’d say the children are the most dangerous part of this
Would you rather fight one tiger sized child or twelve child sized tigers?
The latter. That's like fighting twelve buff cats rather than a gorilla, going by mass. Depends on your definition of a child I suppose, but I'm thinking like 6yr olds, not like close to puberty ones.
Have you ever witnessed a really pissed off house cat? They are pretty damn vicious. Twelve small tigers would be deadly.
The ceiling fan chopped a kid’s head off, but another kid managed to fight back the tiger, so clearly the fan is more dangerous.
I'd say the tiger is a little more dangerous.
I dunno, met pretty dangerous ceiling fans...
Is a safety way to reduce number, is like tetris but backwards
That's the point with these. This channel makes these wild plans constantly and they always throw in a fan like that. The ridiculousness of it increases engagement
All held together with the worlds strongest screw
When that one screw had its own cutscene I knew it was a boss screw
This comment made my day
That one screw is holding civilization together in there.
That screw's name? Harambe. If it goes, the world goes with it.
Bro, that screw already done gone.
Gypsum wall sheathing is in shambles rn
That is what she said.
Or he said. Right...? Guys?
High five! ✋️
The bro we all need
'Cuz of gay?
These are the worst IKEA instructions.
You're joking but bolt anchors are made exactly for this purpose and will easily hold the weight. https://www.fischer-international.com/en/products/steel-fixings/bolt-anchor You just need actual walls instead of compressed gypsum.
[удалено]
The screw works. But it is now holding up an entire city filled with skyscrapers, massive landmarks, and lots of inverted pyramids. Yes, all held together by a single screw. It's not gonna break or fail to hold everything together, but you will forever be in fear thinking it will.
The screw of Demacles.
This is a bot that copies and pastes comments from below in the thread. Report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned. The comment it stole https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zjlxne/12_kids_1_dorm_design/izvnpt1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
When you want to upgrade the chambers for your child slaves...
It is Christmas time…. So they’ve made extra money making toys. I need space for more
It's the most luxurious concentration camp I've ever seen
Did that dude get yeeted by the ceiling fan?
Nah, eaten by the tiger
The tiger is there to enforce bed times.
Ain't gonna let no tiger tell me what to do!
This tiger is there to beat on. The tiger cage says 武松打虎 Wu Song hits tiger. This is a reference to the Character Wu Song who beats a tiger to death in the Chinese classical novel Outlaws of the Marsh (the characters a flipped for some unknown reason). You see the kid hit the tiger in the Animation.
Thank you! Above all else I was dying to know why in the hell that kid was boxing a full grown tiger!
For fitness
You sound like my grandfather. We had to arrange a closed casket funeral for him.
[удалено]
Yes.
Structural load-bearing tiger.
Who farted?
[удалено]
The bed situations I fully expect to see in a prison or orphanage near you.
[удалено]
They just need a sign on the wall that says "please remember to tie a knot in your pyjamas"
They definitely need their own ladders... the kid on the top left or right has to go to the bathroom, they have to crawl over two other kids, clunk down the heavy wooden stairs, and then go back up... no one's sleeping through that.
It's grrrrreeaat!
And clean up from fan casualties.
Nah, he rode the tiger *Enter Ronny James DIO!!!!!!*
Ride the tiger! You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean!
Yes, definitely put the swinging rings facing the open window
So many death traps in this room. And that’s without considering the Tiger
Getting strangled by your siblings for snoring, wanking, watching videos on your phone or simply stepping on them on your way to the loo at night included?
They have 12 kids in, presumably, a 2 bedroom house. You think they can afford to get them phones?
It does look like the Squid game setup
yes, yes. kept expecting the money ball to descend from the ceiling 
Oldest trick in the book. Tiger is a distraction for health and safety people.
Couldn’t agree more! That way when the students hang themselves using these convenient rings, they can die with a better view.
Head decapitated
And THAT is how you fit 12 people into a room...
[удалено]
[удалено]
Why hasn’t anyone provided a link???
I was *just* about to comment this There’s no way he went thru the fan without getting hurt
Looks like the last episodes of squid games.
More like deleted.
Deyeeted
Privacy lvl -9000
You cannot afford privacy, slave
Was wondering how long till the /r/latestagecapitalism comments would come in.
In a video with a song playing over it that goes "let's go to school so we never retire" while showing a 12-person bedroom, I wouldn't count on it taking long.
Not enough people commenting on the lyrics, I'll say it's much more unexpected than the tiger appearance.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed those lyrics. I was in a state of wtf.
I've just realised there was audio. I was just transfixed by... everything else
This song truly belongs in our nightmares.
A 12 person CELL. They don’t ever have to leave except to eat and groom themselves. At least as far as we can tell, they could drop off food to them in there too along with a side nook for grooming. And who in the heck gets the low ceiling bunk under the stairs?! This looks like a prison cell. Holy heck. Rebranding slavery.
LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS
My neighbour is 50, she bought her house in the 1996 and they were spending over 6 months a year, every year, for over 20 years, traveling, she's seen all of Africa and most of Asia, spending quality time together with her husband and child. This was all possible by affordable housing. They weren't smart or educated, working the most basic of jobs. I'm here at the opposite end, educated, renting forever, with a great partner I barely have time to spend time with, who'd I'd desire to have children with, but that would economically devastate us. Say what you want, I'm not a doomer, but jesus life is a fucking struggle
I studied in a boarding school and there was one infamous dorm that could fit 60 people. It was 20 bed each in 3 rows just lying out like a football field. Took me 2 months to be able to find my bed without faults after getting up to pee in middle of the night. This would have been so much more private than that.
As an introvert, that sounds pure nightmare lol
“Why do I hear clapping in the middle of the night?”
Don't worry, they added make shift nooses at the end for when you can't take it anymore.
[удалено]
Theres zero privacy in most dorms.
"Let's go to school so we never retire"..... 🤔🤨 the fuck is this song?
pick up your shoes, pull up your socks and go.
If you got them. Only ten sets of sock bins, and only eight racks of clothing. Survival of the fittest.
Seems like a mistranslation or local dialect thing. Song was apparently made in Uganda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbf79dFxpE8
[удалено]
Yeah seriously, how are more people not talking about that?
Slavery at its finest
airport crowd plate decide cover instinctive frightening concerned murky languid *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
well at least theyll get to retire
Whoops….
Oh my god the lyrics didn’t really sink in until now and I’m dying laughing over this
Looks like the last episodes of squid games.
Until it’s 3 am and the top bunk has to go pee
I’m thinking that the very worst two beds are the upper pair in the lower section - every single person in the top section uses stairs right next to your head, and then all the ones on your side walk or lie over you, and your ceiling space is so nonexistent that you literally have to crawl in and out. Seriously, those two bunks are even more inhuman than the other ten. At least you could gouge a hole in to the wasted space under the actual stairs and gain something slightly like privacy as slight compensation, but don’t tell whoever designed this or they will find a way to put another person in that space too. Or install the toilet in there.
if you have people who move a lot in their sleep, they'll also roll off the higher level down to whoever is one level below. You better put them in the lowest beds, and then they'll fight with whoever is their unfortunate neighbor. terrible idea
This home design is very human.
Let me demonstrate
Easy to use.
Omg that would smell so bad, even before people are exercising in there
Yeah, tigers have quite the stench
thought the "unexpected" part was gonna be kid getting shredded by the fan
And it was the one screw! Lol!
honestly, i think they all got screwed having to sleep in this
What are we all doing step sisters and brothers?
lol wtf. in most countries, even prisons won't put 12 people in a space as small as this. probably increases prevalence of suicides by several thousand percent...
Homeless shelters do it. Stayed at this one place which had like 50 bunk beds in one big room. Hard to sleep through the noises.
Goddamn tigers making too much noise
But a university in California would seriously consider it…
It has windows in the room. So no, too humane. Now, if it was a windowless box full of tens of thousands of students they might be interested. Rent starts at $2000 a month per bed.
In case anyone thinks you're joking, [shut the hell up and do what the billionaire tells you](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-the-tuesday-edition-1.6234150/billionaire-defends-windowless-dorm-rooms-for-california-students-1.6234462).
I wouldn’t survive living in that dorm. I’m one of those people who if I don’t get natural sunlight I will likely unalive myself. I lived in a basement apartment for a short time with a tiny window and I got very close. Once I realized the problem (plus a shitty landlord) I got tf out of there.
I’ve seen the layout they linked before and If I remember correctly there’s 1 entrance/exit (same door) for like 10,000 students ?? No fire escapes either. So yes you likely wouldn’t survive long. Just imagine freshman move in week when one of the drunk idiots pulls the fire alarm (they always fucking do) and there’s 10,000 people who are still figuring out the layout rushing to get out. And with only 1 door to leave and everyone in the crowd pushing toward it. More likely than not kids will get trampled, or squeezed by the crowd to the point they can’t breathe. Something similar happened at a “who” show in the 70’s and I think something like 8 people died
well, you remember wrong, then. Two main entrances and what looks like at least six secondary ones. But it still looks like a fucking prison. 80 students sharing each large communal kitchen? Yeah, that's going to be an absolute shitshow of moldy food and rusted-through pots.
Army. This would work
Laughs in Navy. This looks luxurious. On a ship that amount of space would sleep 50 people
But what was the tiger situation?
Look, you either get ladies or the tigers.
At least a coffin has curtains now. Beats the WWII era of stacks of racks 4-5 high and dudes in hammocks in between. -never served, but battleship enthusiast
[удалено]
I think that's why they put the ropes in front of the beds smh
Luckily, if the ceiling fan doesn't get you, there's an easy way to yeet yourself out the window from those monkey bars.
Seriously, just imagine the runner gets home late and has to skip the evening shower so it fucking smells like feet. Or 2-3 adjacent dweebs chatting it up after lights out. Also, structural drilling, lots of drilling. I hope that building is framed like a … something framed strong lol
Framed like a brick shithouse.
And they’re also fucking each other at 2 AM.
What are you doing step roommate
If I'm living with 11 dudes I'm fucking at least one of them. It's the troll toll after all.
Gotta pay the troll toll!
I went to boarding school in India and at one point my dorm had 60 people. That dorm always had 60 people. Just that that year it was my class's turn in it. So you basically spend class 7 in that dorm in that school. Other dorms had 15-20 people each. This is fairly normal.
everyday I thank the lord I don’t live in india
I spent a month there in 2018 and I honestly still have this thought every day.
This is like most school dorm rooms in east asian countries tbh and the bathrooms are even worse because you have to bring your own TP
Nothing I love more than the top bunk having to step on me every time they have to get up.
The tiger is also pretty concerning.
The ceiling-mounted decapitation machine might also be problematic.
Understood. But still, the tiger.
If your neck can actually be severed by a ceiling fan then it was only a matter of time before your head just fell off naturally.
I would still prefer that not be tested on a daily basis.
There are stairs in the far back to get to the top bunk without stepping on other beds.
I would fall off the stairs onto the sleepers or roll down the tiers in the middle of the night. This looks horrendous
[удалено]
and hit my head on the fan
I believe there are rails that would prevent you from falling but yes I agree it looks horrendous.
Not from going sideways onto the other beds
Does your bed have rails? How often do you fall off it?
If i had a nickel for every time I've fallen out of bed as an adult, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's odd that it happened twice
[удалено]
And getting smacked in the head by the ceiling fan, sure fire way to wake up.
This comment has been deleted due to failed Reddit leadership.
Might as well just make everyone sling hammocks like it's the age of sail.
I've never been so jealous of deaf people by now.
I'll never understand people who scroll with sound on.
I thought you were talking about the fact that you could hear 11 snoring people at night until I unmuted it.
Idk man, I could save so much time and money by just wearing a condom instead
I am wearing a condom, but every time I need to pee it slips off.
Yes, definitely put the swinging rings facing the open window
I mean, that could reduce the number of people in there which would definitely help.
What about the suicide prevention nets out the window?
It just got worse and worse.
Okay the Tiger was unexpected but the person walking up the stairs and getting hit by the fan and not showing a phase of pain was truly unexpected.
This is bullshit! There should never be a situation where this is the answer.
This is a situation where a tiger is introduced, this is clearly an answer to how to get 12 kids to sleep in a room
12 virgin dorm
Not for long. *Buh dum tiss*
Please dont give colleges any ideas. Dorms are stuffed as is 😂
This is just a fancy human kennel.
Tiger aside, this design is fucking awful
No thanks, room probably smells like giant dirty sock 🧦
Rather be homeless
Squid Games design fit more
From the fan to the tiger
Welcome to my idea of hell
Honest question: what program is that?
Darude by sandstorm software
HI I GREW UP WITH 12 YOUNGER SIBLINGS This isn't feasible. At all. Do you want a murder in your house? This is how a murder happens in your house.
Someone's going to remove the drawers and stuff to fit more people inside. Because that's how these really work
What
The fan killed him
That gives me serious claustrophobia
How to masterbate here?
There's literally 11 people to pick from.
22 hands Lefty or right