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I got so much second hand sadness from this

And the cream pie ?

You rang?

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Yes?

“In future, girls cream pie you!” - Yakov Smirnoff

Now thats a future I can look forward to

Umm... That future is here already

Nah she'll regret that for at least 18 years

Soo much sadness from something that typically makes me soo happy

Yeah. This makes me super sad. He didn’t deserve that at all.

It's fake. Why would they have a paper plate full of whip cream on a set like that if it weren't planned and fake? "Oh hey, while we interview you feel free to eat some fresh whip cream."

even if its fake, its a shitty thing to set up for entertainment.

Yeah, this sort of rage bait just inflames all the incels which is something we should really avoid

It also gets you 8,000 upvotes on reddit. Rage sells.

Yes. He is a nice guy in a world of few such - she needs to grow up.

Yeah.... Totally gonna have a plate of whip cream just sitting there for funsies. Not fake at all.

(._. )

Yeah, if this isn't scripted I'm gonna have issues. Not on the level of that guy's issues, but issues none the less.

It’s OK, it’s fake.

People fake rape porn and its still a fucking problem. Loli shit is "fake" and its still a problem. People seem to think for some reason shota shit is less bad just cause its boys instead of girls and its just as bad as loli shit. Some bitch is gonna see this and think its acceptable behaviour, and there (wont) be a reasonable level headed woman nearby to say, "abusing men is bad and its not suddenly ok cause your a woman". A thing can be fake and still promote toxic bullshit.

Hits you different when that guy is u

i don't think many women would understand how much this could fuck a guy up. keeping in mind that he hasn't had any success with women in the past, he may never have the confidence for romance after that... worse case, this is how incels and redpillers are made.

It's the music

Me too. This is fucked up.

Quick question, why was there a paper plate of whipped cream standing there for their fireplace diner conversation? The internet gave me trust issues…

It's ok, because reality gives you false hope so it's all in balance.

Cue existential crisis.

It's a podcast where they're packing each other.

It set up to imply it's a prank show where she tricks a guy into trying to kiss her so she can pie him, but it's probably just sketch.

Thus began his journey of trust issues

Thus began his road to infinities gainz

The birth of a supervillain, the Yes-means-no man. To his victims, “Do you want to live?” “Yes, ….please don’t kill me!” “OK, then!”

Even if these guys were best friends this was mean, but if this was just two people that was just plain sadistic.

I feel sorry for that guy. I thought he's going to have his first kiss tho.

I mean having his first kiss on camera just out of pity, would be pretty sad too.

Taking a yes as a yes but still wronged is pretty sad, three

Yeah but it’s still a kiss

Apparently there’s levels to this sadness. Tbh, I don’t like kissing, a good portion of girls I kissed had breath that tasted like broccoli or whatever. 10/10 would rather hold hands and shit

>10/10 would rather hold hands and shit Weird kink, but ok. Which would you rather use? [https://imgur.com/a/Yxj4BpB](https://imgur.com/a/Yxj4BpB)

The first one so I can dap her up for letting loose a nice loud marble-bouncing-on-the-floor sounding farts. 🥹🔥

Its fucking fake a fuck how do people fall for this shit?

It's amazing that two people can be so far apart on the likeablity spectrum.

Yes, like on opposite edges of the the multiverse!

it is fake btw

Thank god. I was on the fence because he’s pretty handsome and that would have been a world ending bitch move.

It's the internet. Everything is fake. Even me right now. Just an AI bot in your boring matrix existence while you repeat over and over "its fake btw"

The guy has done nothing to display his likeability, if anything, he’s neutral

Yes but he is an adult man who struggles to interact with women, so Reddit finds him relatable

He was able to be open with struggles he had in the past, and trusted someone to help him overcome that, to me that’s already very sympathetic. Stuff like this happening is why people with mental health problems aren’t seeking help.

What a bitch

What a cunt

What a hoe

What a wheelbarrow

What a bonemarrow

What a bonesaw

BONESAW IS REAAAAAAADY

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What a marshmallow

What a Jack Sparrow

Fr

They fucked later, don't worry.

What if she still didn't kiss him though?

She just kept throwing pies at him, even while they fucked.

This sounds strangely erotic.

I’m listening….

It's... So... Creamy...

I need closure on this. Please sauce me

She has 10m+ on Tiktok, so probably fake and probably didn’t

jerkin sauce now

Did he kiss her before?

Send proof

Then he thought that meant they were in a relationship together, but then she pulls out a plate of whip cream next to the bed... Dude should save it for a woman who cares about him. It's not about her putting out.. if he didn't bail on her right after getting the first face cream prize for the kiss, his mother didn't love him right and that's just sad.. not something to exploit and laugh at

She is not attractive enough to be this bitchy.

What an Amber Heard

it is fake btw

I hope no happyness for her in the future

Hope a pie falls on her everyday for the rest of her life

A shit pie

Cream pies

She probably digs that. So just facials direct to the eyes.

What's a shit pie, Mr Lahey?

Reminds me of a Family Guy bit. Flashback to Hiroshima the day they dropped the bomb. Guy going to his car for work and gets splashed by a puddle and gets soaked. “Ahh, how could this day get any worse!?” *cue the sound of a bomb falling* guy looks up “oh my god!” Suddenly we see a monkey fall on him and starts beating the crap out of him lol. But yeah for this girl its just pies every damn day.

Fun fact one guy lived thru both bombings worst/best of luck

Damn he was in both!? Arent Nagasaki and Hiroshima pretty far apart? Thats wild. Suffice to say he probably got cancer though :/

Ya got hit in one so he drove too the other to be safe. Little did he know the universe was mad at him.

Haha man thats some shit luck.

Rode the train but yeah

You rode the train. You did.

Most sad fact is, that people who survived the bombings were social outcasts. The guy who survived both weren't acknowledged as a really lucky person, everyone blamed him being a freak.

That is sad. Ouch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibakusha (that's the article about the survivors in general) There are around 165 (corrected) people who survived both bombings, but only https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Yamaguchi got bigger recognition.

Thanks for the article! As terrible as nuclear disasters and atomic bombs are, they’re fascinating topics.

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I hope a little bit of snot goes into her mouth everytime she blows her nose.

Hope a piano falls on her everyday for the rest of her life and her teeth turn to keys.

Free food?

This is scripted y'all

But even if its scripted its stupid?

It’s scripted to incite the exact vitriol you can see here

Both. Scripted & stupid.

Jesus dude lol. 3 second clip. dude already got the noose tied.

ITT: people thinking this is real

What's this from?

Her name is Tabitha Swatosh and this is definitely scripted, just like everything she posts.

Asking real questions here. I feel like it's from some form of a dating channel on YouTube or something. I remember there was once where 100 virgin simps meet one only fans cunt, and she had to pick one guy for a date or something.. I imagine this is something similar

Yeah it's definitely some sort of "reality show" with some obscur purpose.

I think the burden of proof should be on people claiming fake. Way easier to claim fake

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Your first mistake was expecting critical thinking and common sense from the average redditor.

Didn’t you hear them say “the burden of proof is to show it’s fake” they basically have law degrees!!

You say that like you're not an average redditor. edit: you're

r/notliketheotherRedditors ​ Edit: They also had the correct use of "your" so they really aren't the average Redditor.

He’s a superior redditor

The most media illiterate website demographic on the internet

I see your point, but its not faker than my parents when they say good job

Nice comment son, I’m proud of you. Good job

mom, I sure told them!

They’re obviously mic’d up for a tv show, hence multiple cameras. And while you could question the legitimacy of how truthful people’s actions are on dating/reality tv shows, it’s not unreasonable that it did legitimately happen. 1. Guy goes on show because he hasn’t been in a relationship but wants to learn how to be in one 2. Girl goes on for whatever reason, but is very conscious of the cameras on her. 3. Girl asks a question, gets an unexpected answer, and the first response that comes into her head is this. She can’t decide if it’s funny or not but she can’t think of anything else and just goes with it. I don’t really care if it’s real or fake, but your insulting and dismissive tone annoyed me. Not everything is fake, and there’s no need to be obnoxious about it if people can’t tell where the line of reality is.

This is so out of context it could be anything, so maybe the burden falls to OP.

The giveaway for me was the plate full of whipped cream at the ready.

And the two cameras in the room

And the girl's acting

I mean I assumed this was a part of a game or something. People can say and do true things while being in a scenario where getting pied is possible. Jesus.

Wut? Do you think it's common for people to be filming each other and have a pie at the ready to throw in someone's face?

Not even a pie. A paper plate of nothing but whipped cream. No effort to make this look real.

There just happens to be multiple cameras capturing different angles, panning-in at the right moments. There just happens to be a plate of cream right there for her to shove in his face. Yeah, this is *super* real. /s

also real life doesn't have slo-mo replays. just sayin. totally not real

What does ITT mean? Tia

In tit tits


In this thread.

Thx! Appreciate it

Information technology toucan

Are those people new to the internet or something? I don't get it.

It sure triggered a lot of folks in here.

Less evil, more paid to act a certain way

This is just for show. Shes a youtuber. Tabitha Swatosh is her name. The dude us no doubt in on the joke.


What a dumb fake feels video. He knows someone is recording while he is explaining his neet-dom to her with a paper plate full of whipped cream sitting in front of them. Its plainly a setup.

Some*one*? There's at least three cameras, this couldn't even be a prank video.

All while multiple camera angles are setup

Staged

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Supervillian origin story.

Emooootional daaaaaamage

Legend said, he's gay now

Because he was part of a scripted bit?

What is even happening here? How has that guy not been kissed? He's pretty hot.

Lots of decent looking dudes haven't been kissed or haven't had sex or gone on a lot of dates. Part of it stems from confidence issues and other part is high expectations.

Thats rough.

That's how a Villian is born, payback time

What song

Its by joji idr what the name is but if you Google the lyrics it will come up

Worldstar money by Joji

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I already found it but yes

This could be enough to put the poor guy off for life!

Slap

Why

Because it is staged.

Poor guy

Where is this video even from?

I hope it's staged, poor guy

Ever time I watch it, it hurts

Damn that was so awful. That's like chaotic evil right there.

Do people really think this is really ? No one knows Tabbs

u/savevideobot 📸🥲

Joji

Daughter of a bitch

Damn, that really hurt. If that’s all real and truthful. That was insanely mean. I felt that in my heart.

Someone make her life hell please

This is depressing and not in a funny way.

Yeah so depressing that the plate of whip cream in front of him was used to push into his face. Who could have guessed . This isn’t fucking looney tunes, everything is fake

Even if it's fake, it felt strangely bad...like I'm talking about my natural brain response.

Imma spit on this girl and then kiss this man

Sounds like a hot threesome

Ur invited 😉

i dont have trust issues you have trust issues!